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I was afraid that the juicy, entertaining, wonderfully satisfying (but less filling) internecine goings-on between the paleoswinian terrorist organizations of Hamas and Fatah were going to simmer down now that Hamas sits firmly on Gaza and Fatah controls the West Bank, and then I found this wonderful piece of information:

TEL AVIV, Israel — Mahmoud Abbas got a major boost in his increasingly bellicose showdown with Hamas on Saturday, with a U.S. diplomat saying he expects a crippling embargo to be lifted once the Palestinian president appoints a government without the Islamic militants.

But the money is unlikely to reach Gaza, now controlled by Hamas and cut off from the world.

The new Cabinet is to be sworn in Sunday in the West Bank, where Fatah forces stormed government offices on Saturday, just three days after Hamas seized control of Gaza and Abbas dismantled the Hamas-Fatah coalition government in response.

In another boost for Abbas, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said the new Palestinian government would create a “new opportunity” for the peace process.

Well played. Well played indeed.

Oh no, I haven’t lost my everloving mind. I know full well that there’s no difference between Ismail Haniyeh’s Hamassholes and Abu Mazen’s Fatassholes, just hear me out, will you?

I also know, as well as you do, that there’s never going to be a real peace between the Ululating Fuckheads that danced in the streets on 9/11 and the people of Eretz Yisroel, so it’s not the “promise of peace” that I find brilliant either. The paleoswinians are too invested in their Nazi anti-Semitism to ever give it up, not to mention the determination they show in brainwashing their spawn into believing in their lies. Besides, without their constant warfare by proxy against the Jooos, the rest of the fuckheaded fig farmers of Arabistan would have absolutely no use for them. They sure haven’t been opening their borders to their “oppressed brothers and sisters”, have they? No, they haven’t, because the rest of the Arab world couldn’t care less about the hapless paleoswinians. Just ask Jordan or any of the other neighboring Arab states stupid enough to have ever let them inside, very briefly.

When the shit hit the fan in Gaza right now, where did the paleoswinians try to flee to? Their neighboring brothers in Egypt? Heck no, they tried to flee into Eretz Yisroel. Irony just doesn’t get any thicker and juicier than that, ladies and gentlemen.

So forget about the “peace offerings.” They’ll last exactly until the Hamassholes are thoroughly beaten down, then the Fatassholes and their al-Aqsa SS will go straight back to business as usual.

That’s not what’s brilliant. What’s brilliant is this: Hamas is toast. They’re cordoned off in Gaza with no access to the outside world, and no access to the sweet foreign funds about to flow in either. This, of course, means that things are going to get quite unpleasant in resource-less, devastated (by the idiot paleoswinians’ own hands since they cannot abide the presence of any businesses or buildings tainted by the Evil Joooo) Gaza. It won’t take much starvation and misery before the paleoswinians there start thinking about getting rid of Haniyeh and his goons, which should lead to some highly entertaining bloodshed.

“OK, but then Abu Mazen is in control. How is that good?”, I hear you say.

Oh sure, he’ll have taken over control from Hamas, but guess what? Once he has re-established control and no later than the moment the first falafels have started digesting in the paleoswinians’ starving bellies, his “people” will start wondering just how it is that things are so much better and, more importantly, just HOW Abu Mazen managed to get the upper hand. Answer: He was assisted by the Evil Jooos, of course. Never underestimate the troglodytical thinking of animals that have spent the last 60 years memorizing Mein Kampf.

Sooner than you can say “Treasonous Sellout Zionist Puppy”, the apes will start howling and screeching again, only this time it will be Abu Mazen on the receiving end of the loving. Did he not come into power on the back of Zionists and the aid of their allies? Did he not usurp the powers of the “democratically elected” islamic brothers of Hamas, thus ending their staunch opposition to the “occupation?” Did he not bow before the Jooo and enter into peace talks after having murdered many martyrs for Allah?

Oh boy. Niccolo would approve so very, very much.

As do I.

Thatisall.

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And while we’re on the subject of TV trends, here’s what the goat-buggering subhumans in Hamas have been up to.

Mickey Mouse, or is it “Mickey Muj?”, brain-raping children to hate the Jooo.

Meanwhile, in the U.S., the liberals can’t be bothered to issue a comment. They’re too busy having the vapors over the Pledge of Allegiance.

Unfortunately, it’s not cyanide vapors.

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Thanks to LC readerjp, we learn more about the Paleosimian Turdnami of Gaza and its causes:

Further deadly sewage floods are feared after a wave of stinking waste and mud from a collapsed septic pool inundated a Gaza village, killing five people, including two babies.

The collapse has been blamed on residents stealing sand from an embankment.

OK, this is just getting beyond parody. What kind of knuckle-dragging, three-planets-short-of-a-solar-system losers in the brain lottery of life would be stealing sand… in Gaza?

“Oi! Abu Dennis! There’s some lovely sand down ‘ere!”

“Oh shit…”

It highlighted the desperate need to upgrade Gaza’s overloaded, outdated infrastructure - but aid officials say construction of a modern sewage treatment plant has been held up by constant Israeli-Palestinian fighting.

“It’s the fault of the Joooos!”

Except, not so much:

It took seven years, but the Shin Bet (Israel Security Agency) has finally put a stop to one of the more ironic aspects on Israel’s war on terror: Kassam rockets made of Israeli metal.

A Palestinian from the Gaza Strip who worked as a metal merchant at the Karni crossing between Israel and the Strip was arrested by the Shin Bet last month for allegedly selling pipes he bought in Israel to terrorist groups that used them to manufacture Kassams, it was released for publication on Sunday.

What does this have to do with Gaza being transformed into the Venice of the Levant, complete with turd-canals and fecal gondolas?

We’re so glad you asked:

The pipes that were sold to Zak were intended for the construction of a sewage system in Gaza.

But, since the Paleosimians were too busy turning the pipes into Qassams destined for schools and kindergartens in Sderot, it was never to be. They ended up treading turds in their very own Sea of Infernal Poop instead.

The existing plant in northern Gaza - located just a few hundred metres from the frontier with Israel - stored incoming waste in seven holding basins. But with the burgeoning population producing nearly four times as much waste as the plant could treat, local officials were forced to store the overflow in the nearby dunes, creating a lake of sewage covering nearly 45 hectares, according to the United Nations.

45 hectares of pure shiite. It’s amazing that the U.N. didn’t set up headquarters in it. They’d have felt right at home.

Rescue crews and gunmen from the militant Hamas group rushed to search for people feared buried under the sewage and mud. Most residents fled or were evacuated.

Rescuers in wetsuits paddled boats through the layer of brown foam floating on the green-brown rivers of waste. Others waded up to their hips into the sewage.

Literally hip-deep in shite. The jokes just write themselves here, although we have to give literary points for the poetic description of the “layers of brown foam and green-brown rivers of waste.”

Umm Naser is about 300 metres from the border with Israel, in an area where Palestinians have frequently launched rockets into Israel and Israeli artillery and aircraft have fired back.

Yet another reason why we don’t feel the slightest twinge of sympathy for the Paleosimians.

The West Bank, too, is suffering from eroding sewage and water infrastructure.

What can we say? When you cram that much shit together, it’s just bound to end in an avalanche of crap.

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Paleoswinians drown in their own shit (link thanks to Sir Christopher):

At least four Palestinians drowned in a tsunami of raw sewage on Tuesday when a water treatment reservoir burst, flooding a village in the northern Gaza Strip.

The deluge, triggered by the collapse of a septic system aid organisations had long warned was dangerously overburdened, submerged dozens of homes in the Bedouin farming village of Umm al-Nasr beneath a cesspool of foul-smelling effluent.

We guess that Terrorstinians aren’t “floaters” after all.

“The situation is very bad,” village mayor Ziad Abu Thabet said, comparing the disaster to a “tsunami.” “Around 70 percent of the village houses were flooded by the waters,” he said.

A “turdnami”, perhaps?

We blame Bush! And the Zionist/Illuminati conspiracy, of course. Oh, and HALLIBURTON!!!1!!ONE!

Newly appointed Palestinian interior minister Hani al-Qawasmeh rushed to the scene to inspect the damage, but angry villagers chased him off by firing guns at his convoy and wounding two policemen, witnesses said.

Sounds an awful lot like something Nawlinians would do when faced with people trying to help them. “Look! Somebody’s coming to our rescue! Shoot them!!!”

The Islamist Hamas movement, the leading partner in a newly formed Palestinian unity government, blamed the disaster on the suspension of direct foreign aid to the cabinet that was imposed a year ago when it formed a cabinet alone. Hamas is considered in the West to be a terrorist group.

Ah but of course. We were wondering how long it would take for the retarded camel buggerers to start blaming somebody other than themselves for their own mess.

Pretty much exactly like Ray Nagin and the dumbfucked cluetards that keep electing him, actually.

Well, what can we say, Paleoswinians?

Shit happens…

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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(I can already hear the “Dog Catcher” popping a vein as he furiously bends over his keyboard to “rebut” this post.)

Meet the new “unity government”, same as the old terrorists:

As the Palestinian Authority parliament affirmed the PA unity government yesterday, PA Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh said that the new government maintained the same policy on terror against Israel as the old Hamas-run government did. “The government affirms that resistance in all its forms, including popular resistance to occupation, is a legitimate right of the Palestinian people,” Haniyeh told the PA parliament.

One might wonder if this is clear enough for even Condi Rice to understand. One might, but one would be wasting one’s time.

So the Hamas terrorists got together with the Fatah terrorists and decided that the Paleoswinian terrortories have a “right to commit terrorism”, huh? So how’s by you, Condi? How is that “Roadmap to Treblinka Peace” working out for you?

“Our people have the right to defend themselves from continuous Israeli aggression,” Haniya said.

By gunning down pregnant mothers and their daughters at point blank range, blowing up buses and dropping rockets on Kindergartens.

Well, in that case the people of Israel has the right to carpet bomb every single one of your mud huts until there’s nothing but bouncing dust left. Let the games begin!

But he also said that his cabinet would work on maintaining a truce if Israel would stop its “occupation aggression”.

Note: “Occupation aggression” is Paleosimian for “Jooos shooting back.” So Hamass Spokesgoat Haniyeh has graciously and generously agreed to quit murdering Israeli toddlers if only the Israelis will agree to quit trying to stop them.

Let’s give them a state!

He reiterated one of the planks of the unity government, which states that it will respect “international resolutions and agreements signed by the PLO” as long as they are in line with the “higher national interests and rights of the Palestinian people.”

Shorter translation: “We’ll abide by resolutions and agreements as long as we agree with them.”

Wow. What a truly fabulous legacy of unrivalled peacemaking Bush/Rice will leave behind with these momentous achievements. Heck, Bush might even get a Nobel Prize just like the one Dhimmi Cahd’uh has!

Time to put an end to the nonsense, IDF.

Meir Kahane Chai!

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…and His Majesty is as happy as a tornado in a trailer park (links thanks to LC readerjp).

First, we have a bit of a scuffle involving the two chief Paleosimian terrorist organizations, Hamas and Fatah. Apparently they haven’t quite figured out how to do this whole “unity government” thing, or maybe that’s just how it’s done in the sewers of the world:

Gaza - Ma’an - As Palestinians edged a step closer to having a national unity government, clashes between the rival factions of Hamas and Fatah erupted again on Wednesday evening in the Gaza Strip, leaving one Fatah militant terrorist dead, and nine other Palestinians displaced Arabs injured, and 12 abducted.

Medical sources in Gaza have confirmed the death of Muhammad T’emeh, 25, an activist terrorist in the Al-Aqsa Brigades, the military terrorist wing of the Fatah movement.

It’s really getting tedious having to correct the obvious errors in articles such as the above, but that’s just one of the sacrifices we’ll have to make in order to keep the English language clean and unambiguous.

Another note: Something that may be confusing to late-comers to the intra-Paleosimian Weed-Whacking Games™ is the constant use of terms such as “the militant wing of Fatah.” Calling al-Aqsa “the militant wing of Fatah” makes just as much sense as calling the 3rd Panzer Division the “militant wing of das Oberkommando der Wehrmacht.” One gives the orders, the other carries them out, but they’re both branches of the same rotten tree.

Then there’s this:

Unidentified assailants shot to death a member of the Palestinian military intelligence in the Gaza Strip town of Dir al-Balah early Friday morning, Palestinian news agencies reported.

“Palestinian military intelligence?” Ladies and gentlemen, an oxymoron in three parts.

The Palestinian military intelligence wing is linked to Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah party.

So he was Fatah, was he? Who could those unidentified assailants be? My head hurts.

Witnesses reported that the incident occurred after militants terrorists stopped the vehicle carrying the intelligence officer, Hussein a-Salahi, and asked him and two other passengers to exit the car. They proceeded to shoot two of the men in the head, killing Salahi and wounding another man.

Obviously my head doesn’t hurt near as much as Hussein’s.

Still no clue as to who might have been behind the attack, though.

It is not yet clear what motivated this murder. In recent days, before Thursday’s announcement on the formation of a national unity government as well as after it, several violent clashes between rival parties terrorist organizations Fatah and Hamas took place in different areas of the Gaza Strip.

Hmmm… I wonder?

Nah… No clue at all. I got nothing. ‘Tis a mystery.

Doesn’t matter, really, just bring me a six pack and some popcorn.

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…in which we, for the umpteenth time, make clear our position on the worth and value of the anti-Semitic apes of Turtle Bay.

Israel should ease roadblocks and other restrictions on Palestinians and put a stop to settler violence and hate speech, a United Nations rights watchdog said on Friday.

The UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination said Israel’s security measures to ward off suicide bombings and other attacks must be recalibrated to avoid discrimination against Arab Israelis or Palestinians living in Gaza and the West Bank.

So the Useless Nitwits form yet another committee composed entirely of invertebrate assnuggets, this time to “eliminate racial discrimination”, and said gaggle of gimpwits, after studying the Israeli-Paleosimian conflict, reach the conclusion that the Jooos are the bad guys?

Whaddasurprise! We suppose that the racial discrimination in the form of murders of Israeli civilians acted out by the kaffiyeh’ed klusterklowns of the terrortories on a depressingly regular basis isn’t worthy of notice to those vile, scumsucking wastes of protoplasma stinking up New York with their mere presence.

We swear, the best thing that could happen to the HQ of the Useless Nitwits would be for some Good Samaritan to dump a few dozen cannisters of Ricin into the air conditioning system. It wouldn’t be good for the Imperial Liver, however, since we’d be swilling champagne for at least three weeks straight, but we’re prepared to make that sacrifice for the Common Good™.

The committee, which met for four weeks in Geneva, concluded that Israel should cease building the security fence in and around the West Bank and ensure that its various checkpoints and road closures do not reinforce segregation.

The same security fence that has kicked the number of successful suicide attacks against Israeli civilians down ninety-some percent. Nothing upsets the U.N. worse than when those wicked Jooos come up with a way of defending themselves successfully. The oxygen-thieving turds of Turtle Bay are in dire, dire need of being dragged outside and shot, then flushed down the toilet of history.

It also voiced concern at an unequal distribution of water resources, a disproportionate targeting of Palestinians in house demolitions…

Here’s a suggestion: Perhaps those cave-dwelling, fig farming fucknozzles should quit using their property as roach motels for known fucking terrorists? Innovative, yes, but we are the Emperor of All of the Known Universe, so you shouldn’t be surprised to see brilliant, never-thought-of-before ideas gushing forth from our vast intellect.

…and the “denial of the right of many Palestinians” to return to their land.

“Their” land? Most of them weren’t even an itch in their Neanderthal daddies’ crotches when they left their property voluntarily, expecting to be back shortly thereafter once their fellow Mooselimbs were done realizing Adolf Hitler’s fantasies. Boo-freaking-hoo. Live with it, bitches.

The committee, whose recommendations are not legally binding,

And therefore almost as worthless as the cretins who wrote them…

also said that differing applications of criminal law between Jews and Arabs had caused “harsher punishments for Palestinians for the same offense.”

A high number of complaints by Arab Israelis against police officers are not properly investigated and many Arabs suffer discriminatory work practices and high unemployment, it said.

Some actual proof would be helpful, but we’re sure you have no end of freely made up stories to “back up” your assertions.

Excavations beneath and around the Al-Aqsa mosque, Islam’s holiest site in Jerusalem, should also be undertaken in a way that will “in no way endanger the mosque and impede access to it”, it added.

Fuck you, you twits. That site was one of the holiest sites of Judaism long before Mohammed the Pedophile got his tiny cock stuck in his favorite goat’s asshole and rode to Hell on its back, squealing like a terrified little girl. That his followers managed to take the time out from raping, pillaging and murdering to plop down a domed shithouse on the spot in honor of his fairy (in every sense of the word) tales doesn’t change that fact one iota.

Israel argues that the UN Committee’s report, meant to ensure compliance with a 1965 international treaty against racial discrimination which Israel has ratified, does not apply to the Gaza and West Bank.

Israel’s ambassador to the United Nations in Geneva, Itzhak Levanon, told the committee last month it was crucial to understand the pressing security threats faced by his country.

Indeed it is. Just don’t expect the neo-Nazis of the Useless Nitwits to even make a half-hearted attempt to do so, because they couldn’t care less, the soulless, bloodsucking heathens. Kill them all and let Shaytan deal with the overtime that his demons will be clocking up afterwards.

Am Yisroel Chai!

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It’s not that we have the slightest problem with excellent news such as these:

Also on Wednesday, the Border Police’s undercover unit - Yamas - shot dead Islamic Jihad’s leader in Jenin, Ashraf Sa’adi, who intelligence officials said was behind the dispatching of a would-be suicide bomber who was caught in Bat Yam on February 20.

…it’s just that we marked off the Islamic Jihad square on the Whacked Terrorist Bingo plate AGES ago. Sheesh, friends, at this rate it’ll be forever before we have a genuine bingo. How about sending a Hamas member off to his 72 rotting raisins for a change? Hizb’allah, perhaps? An Egyptian or two, maybe?

Two other wanted Islamic Jihad operatives, Muhammad Abu Nasa and Daoud Jabli, were killed in the gunfight.

ALSO Islamic Jihad… No, no, no, no, NO! This will not do.

Here’s an idea: How about we staple a picture of Hassan Nasrallah to the forehead of one of the departed skinsacks and call him Hizb’allah? Or drop a camera on his bloated corpse, call him an AP stringer and cross off the “News Reporter” square? Heck, for all that we know, he probably was an AP stringer. Most terrorists in that part of the world are.

“Sa’adi was a mega terrorist,” said one of the commanders who participated in the operation. “He needed to be taken down.”

And he was, thus promptly dropping his core temperature to ambient and changing his status to “mega dead.”

Time for Pizza!

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A suicide bomber was caught before he could strike in Tel Aviv yesterday, and he turned out to be a member of Islamic Jihad.

Well, thanks to the Army, Border Police, and Shin Bet, there’s one less Islamofuck Jihadi in the Jenin White Pages this morning…

Israeli undercover troops killed an Islamic Jihad commander in the West Bank town of Jenin on Wednesday, one day after a suicide bombing attempt he allegedly ordered was thwarted in Tel Aviv.

The slain man was identified as Mahmoud Abu Ubayed, 24, commander of Islamic Jihad in areas near Jenin. Witnesses said Abu Ubayed was driving his car near the Yihya Ayyash Square in Jenin when undercover troops in civilian clothing surprised him and sprayed the vehicle with bullets. The square was named for a Hamas bombing mastermind killed in an Israeli-ordered attack in 1996.

Speaking of squares, Islamic Jihad is already marked in the Bingo card:

So play on, IDF!

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National Pancake Day

F.E.T.E.

(PS: Anyone in possession of Mad ‘Shoppin’ Skilz is free to take the idea and run with it.—B.C.)

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