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I know I mentioned it about a week ago, but invariably I have to mention it at least twice and STILL there are some who won’t get it.

Everyone knows it is part of my Liberal agenda — enumerated in the Liberal Manifesto (Third edition) on pages 14, 22-41, and 167 – to keep all of youse totally confused whenever possible.  Misha only allows me to do it once a year, and this is that time.

What is that damn Liberal tryin’ to tell us?

The new year is coming up, and I need you all to make sure you have the correct settings in your browsers and for you webmasters, the correct link to this site. 

In your “Bookmarks” or “Favorites” the URL for this site needs to read as follows:

http://www.nicedoggie.net/

or

http://nicedoggie.net/

These are the ONLY two URLs that are correct for this site. 

If it says http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007 or http://nicedoggie.net/2007 then change it so that the year doesn’t show up. 

Sometime before the beginning of the new year, I will be archiving the real estate you are currently reading, and a brand spanking new site will take its place.  The transfer will be automatically, and if you have the correct addresses in your browser, you will be able to cruise right in and view the site.

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Tomorrow Night- If y’all party animals out there are 1) Home and 2) Sufficiently conscious to see 12:00 am CT, 1/1/208 (well, actually a few minutes past) and 3) Looking for some great tunes for the festivities, I’ll be spinning them during the New Year’s Lalapalooza tomorrow night, as long as anyone manages to remain among the living, including me. I can guarantee a mix of just about anything goes, except hip-hop/rap, but that’s just noise anyway. Requests as always will be considered, if you’re nice.

[Update: I’ll be taking over just after 12:00 am Eastern Time, HQ has been kind enough to finish off our normal programming early….Thanks to our Imperial Tobacconist™ and Radio Boss.]

Then of course, hangover or not, the Boss and I will be taking to the intertubewebnet airwaves with our normal Tuesday night programming.

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests.

His Imperious Vindictive Benevolence, Misha I will be back in action slashing, burning and bayoneting Idiotarians, all the while bringing the Good News From The Front on Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 pm CT.

You can reach JB on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) or His Rottiness at the same email addy or Yahoo IM to Emperor_Misha.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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From all of us at the Imperial Palace.

Kick back, relax, unplug from the rat race and spend some time with your loved ones, remembering to concentrate on the fact that you’re with your loved ones. Deadlines, bills and all of the other stuff that keeps us from enjoying the fruits of our labor and the many blessing in our lives can wait. It’ll all still be there after the holidays whether you waste precious time fretting about it or not, so DON’T.

In what may seem like a violation of our own Imperial Holiday Policy, we’d also like to forward Fred Thompson’s Christmas message to you. But only because he, unlike any of the other candidates, none of whom are worth wasting five bloody seconds on, completely fails to use his message to bloviate about his own greatness and eminent suitability for the office of President. In fact, he doesn’t talk about himself at ALL, which is a refreshing change in a politician, to say the very least.

Instead, he talks about the only ones other than the loved ones you’re spending the holidays with that you SHOULD spend some time thinking about:

Because if it weren’t for them, you wouldn’t be spending the holidays in peace, prosperity and safety at all.

Coincidentally, if you too think that Fred! is to be commended for this message and that he’s the kind of person we need in the White House, you can donate whatever spare change you still have left to him here. He needs it, and America needs HIM.

Thatisall.

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Just a quick update on the state of our dear Imperial Tech Wizard, Deej, since a lot of y’all have been concerned and asking about him.

I can’t offer much by way of detail (and wouldn’t if I could unless given permission), but I want you to know that he’s currently in the hospital and getting better. Not as quickly as we (and he, I’m sure) would like, that’s never the case when you’re recovering from anything, but recovering nonetheless, which is the main thing here.

I also want to thank you all for your concern. We all miss him, and if you have any prayers/good thoughts that you can spare, please don’t hesitate to send them to the Appropriate Authority™. They’re all appreciated and, as we know, they work rather well too.

Thatisall.

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I’m sure many of you know of Pat Dollard. For those of you who don’t, the short version is that he was a Hollywood type who wanted to know the truth about Iraq, so he went and embedded with a Marine LAR platoon, on his own dime.

He filmed his time over there and has been working on a documentary about it. It is all real, unscripted, unpolished true life shit. Pat was able to get the Marines to accept him as one of them, and is evident in the film clips I have seen by the fact that they were themselves when the camera was rolling. No forced smiles. No guarding every word, no inhering distrust so evident when grunts speak to the “Media”. In fact as I watched some of it, it was like I was back in the Corps. Pat became one of them and was nearly killed in an IED attack that killed the Marines sitting on either side of him.

Pat wants to get the truth out about our brave men and the truly great work they have done, and are doing over there. Problem is that he apparently is having some “creative differences” with his producer. Pat is unequivocal about how the film will portray the Marines and his time with them. It has become his mission in life to make this documentary.

Short version of all this is that Pat needs $3,000 by Friday to keep his documentary alive. Trust me on this pups, this story needs to get out. So if y’all can find it in your hearts this Christmas season, why don’t ya help a brother out and shake loose a few shekels for a good cause. (h/t to Mike M for the heads up).

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Yes, it’s that time of the week again, but FIRST AND FOREMOST, on behalf of the entire staff at RadioCIA, we wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and most awesome New Year !!!

Also a program note, following tomorrow evening’s broadcast of the Wednesday Wave, we will be putting “Otto” our most obedient and documented, non-union, automatic DJ in charge of the station until the evening of 12/26, again for the Wednesday Wave program. This is our traditional week off for the station staff, but not to worry, Otto will be programmed with a heavy weighting for your favorite Christmas season music and makes an excellent substitute for your local radio station and those annoying used-car lot ads. We’ll also be airing our syndicated shows as they are prerecorded and available to us now. You can check the schedule on the RadioCIA website.

Business as usual tonight:

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests.

His Imperious Vindictive Benevolence, Misha I will be back in action slashing, burning and bayoneting Idiotarians, all the while bringing the Good News From The Front on Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 pm CT.

You can reach JB on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) or His Rottiness at the same email addy or Yahoo IM to Emperor_Misha.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Sunday, Monday and then, oh YES it’s Tuesday !!!!!

Whilst fully involved in the Christmas Season activities, wrapping all those prezzies (don’t forget to keep it green and use newspaper or brightly colored catalog pages) and don’t dare destroy the earth lighting those Hanukkah candles either. You can tune in and listen to Rottie Radio Night.

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests.

His Imperiousness will be back in action slashing, burning and bayoneting Idiotarians, all the while bringing the Good News From The Front on Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 pm CT.

You can reach JB on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) or His Rottiness at the same email addy or Yahoo IM to Emperor_Misha.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Yep. It’s 74 years ago today that Congress finally realized that Prohibition didn’t work and repealed the whole sorry mess of government meddling, so pour yourselves a tall one, such as this mouth-watering Long Island Iced Tea, and let’s have a toast to that!

And remember, just as gun control laws would eliminate guns from society today, Prohibition completely eliminated alcohol from society back then. Not to mention how illegal drugs have completely disappeared. None of those around, thanks to our brilliant legislators in DC.

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Time to light up the menorah and make some latkes!

Even if nudniks like these can’t help being utterly, cosmically stupid about it (link via Chef Mojo):

In a campaign that has spread like wildfire across the Internet, a group of Israeli environmentalists is encouraging Jews around the world to light at least one less candle this Hanukka to help the environment.

The founders of the Green Hanukkia campaign found that every candle that burns completely produces 15 grams of carbon dioxide. If an estimated one million Israeli households light for eight days, they said, it would do significant damage to the atmosphere.

Far be it from us to introduce logic and rationale to those shlemiels, experience shows us that it’s as much of an exercise in futility as trying to explain basic algebra to a garden slug, but it is our impression that rather more than a million observant Jooos have been doing just that since, well, forever, and last we checked the atmosphere was still there.

“The campaign calls for Jews around the world to save the last candle and save the planet, so we won’t need another miracle,” said Liad Ortar, the campaign’s cofounder, who runs the Arkada environmental consulting firm and the Ynet Web site’s environmental forum.

If we were in the “asking for miracles” business, we’d ask H’shem to have mercy and give you a brain instead of the one you obviously misplaced at some point in your life.

“Global warming is a milestone in human evolution that requires us to rethink how we live our lives,

Glowbull wormening is a milestone in the history of Ponzi schemes and the gullible goo-goo heads who are terminally daft enough to fall for them, and what it really requires is for us to accept the premise that life was so much better in medieval times when we were all sitting around in dark huts gnawing on bark. Except for the fact that today’s Glowbull wormening idgits would tell those medieval peasants to snuff out their candles and fireplaces as well.

and one of the main paradigms of that is religion and how it fits into the current situation.”

Glowbull wormening is a religion. Granted, a particularly stupid religion, but a religion nonetheless.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Tuesday again. Oh my, how time flies.

Tuesday is Rottie Radio Night on Your First Choice On the ‘Net!!!

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests. That doesn’t mean I’ll play them however.

His Imperiousness will be taking the night off for once in order to catch up on some much needed sleep, he hasn’t had much of that for a while and his eyes are dangling about at the level of his cheekbones, but that only gives the excellent Tuesday Truth™ more time to rock your lives.

You can reach JB on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth).

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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