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In case you hadn’t noticed, LC Jaybear is farkin’ brilliant.

How else would you explain his ability to sum up decades of failed, idiotic policies in one little picture? So we, of course, stole it shamelessly. We are the Emperor, after all:

Game. Set. Match.

***UPDATE***: And it’s working! The first terrorist endorsements for House Haji Pelosi’s violation of the Logan Act are already in (link thanks to LC sixfootbrit).

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David Hicks, the Aussie terrorist captured in Ashcanistan with his Talib buddies, recently became the first Gitmo terrorist to receive a sentence, a ridiculously low one, and is already making up stories about the “brutalities” of the Americans (link thanks to Sir Christopher):

Australian Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks feared he would be shot unless he cooperated with US interrogators in Afghanistan, according to a sworn statement presented to a British court.

And we all know just exactly how much the oath of a terrorist is worth, don’t we?

In the affidavit, Hicks said he was slapped, kicked, punched and spat on after being arrested by coalition forces in the Central Asian country in 2001.

According to the Rules of Land Warfare, he should have been tied up, blindfolded, shot and thrown in a ditch. That’s what civilized nations used to do to un-uniformed combatants when they captured them. He got off way too lightly.

Hicks also said that he had heard other detainees screaming in pain, had seen evidence of beatings on fellow prisoners and had had a shotgun trained on him during questioning.

“I realised that if I did not cooperate with US interrogators, I might be shot,” he said in the document handed to British authorities and obtained by the Australian Broadcasting Corporation (ABC).

Oh shut the fuck up, twinkletoes, and go have unnatural relations with a kangaroo, why don’t you? Having a gun trained on a captive during interrogation is called “security”, look it up. Of course, if it just so happens to make the interviewee wet his panties with fear, so much the better.

The affidavit detailed the allegations of mistreatment as part of his unsuccessful bid to obtain British citizenship last year.

Hicks said he was twice taken off a US warship, flown to an unknown location and physically abused by US personnel for a total of 16 hours. Two US investigations said that claim was unfounded.

They did? Damn, and we were convinced that the little cockholster was telling the honest-to-Bob truth here. We mean, it’s not like the terrorist training manual says anything about deliberately making up outlandish claims about torture and mistreatment, is it? Also, there’s absolutely nothing out of the ordinary about a US warship establishing a personal shuttle service for a captured terrorist so they can torture him in unknown locations. Nothing outlandish here at all. It’s not like our pilots have anything better to do that ferrying idiots like Hicks back and forth for his daily doses of abuse.

Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson, former chief of staff to former US Secretary of State Colin Powell, said his claims were credible.

“I know this kind of abuse happened,” he told ABC. “I’ve talked to people who participated in it — CIA, military and contractor.”

Wilkerson said military officers had told him the interrogations at Guantanamo Bay had revealed “virtually nothing” of useful intelligence.

“And that is just damning,” he said.

Is that so, Colonel?

Are you telling us that you had personal knowledge of numerous violations of the UCMJ, yet failed to report it? That’s interesting, isn’t it? And by “interesting”, we mean “quite damning indeed.” Maybe a hearing is in order here?

Fuckhead.

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Via The Imperial Thorn In The Ass Of Pisslam™, Patrick, The Kuddly Kosher Kafir™, we learn of two women who are about to be stoned to death by the Pissful Religionists™ in the LefTardian Utopia of The Sudan, after having a trial in which they had no lawyers present, no interpreters and the entire proceedings were conducted in Arabic, a language that isn’t their native tongue.

We’ll be waiting with bated breath to hear of news of the fat, upside-down, lesbian, vampiric whore’s unconditional condemnation and immediate crusading to free these two women, have them flown to the U.S. and being immediately granted political asylum status.

The Fabulously Fat & Flatulent Kow Kunt™ can rant on for days about the “rights” of the known mastermind behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks that killed 3,000 U.S. citizens, Collard Shake YoMama, being “violated” by being looked at sternly by U.S. interrogators without lawyers present, or about how transgendered, cross-dressing halibuts are being thrown back into the water by homophobic, neo-Con Alaskan fishermen, but where the fuck is she when it comes to bitching about the “rights” of women in Pisslamic-dominated societies?

Oh, their “crime” that Pissful Religionists™ say is deserving of the death penalty? They were accused of…. wait for it…. wait for it….. ADULTERY!!1!1!!!
:shock_tb:

Yep. It’s a Religion of Peace™ (My Ass), alright.

F.E.T.E.

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*Fade in… A group of fedora-bedecked crickets are leaning against a filthy, back alley wall, smoking tiny little cricket-sized cigarettes, nonchalantly picking their little cricket nails and occasionally looking around for the cricket cops, while other crickets are throwing dice behind a stack of cardboard boxes…*

Only one question remains… Why isn’t *spit* fWance *spit* a glowing green glass parking lot for EUnuchDisney™?

F.E.T.E.

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Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (NSAAP-NY) is going out of her way to make her proposed New & Improved Scary-Looking Rifle Ban™ as all-inclusive as possible:

Instead of banning rifles with 2 evil features, it’s one evil feature. Said evil features are:

`(i) a folding or telescoping stock;

`(ii) a threaded barrel;

`(iii) a pistol grip;

`(iv) a forward grip; or

`(v) a barrel shroud.

…and quite a bit more. Go read it all.

Then, when you’re done reading, remind your congress parasite that there are 80,000,000 gun owners out here, and we VOTE.


Yes, that’s a pistol grip and yes, the flash hider is attached by way of a thread. BOO!
Once we win the lottery, we’ll be able to purchase a forearm suitable for a forward grip as well.
Oh, and though we don’t much care for them, we may have to put a folding stock on her too, just for the sheer heck of it.
Does anybody know if barrel shrouds are available? That would make it The Scariest Rifle in Teh World!!!1!!!™.

On another note, if you’re planning on purchasing a Scary Rifle That Makes Liberal Totalitarians Pee Their Panties™, you might want to get started. Reliable sources tell us that Scary Rifles™ are selling like hotcakes right now, with quite a few places unable to keep up with new orders coming in.

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More “depressing” news from the “unwinnable quagmire” in Iraq.

BAGHDAD, Iraq - The leader of al-Qaida in Iraq was wounded and an aide was killed in a clash Thursday with Iraqi forces north of Baghdad, the Interior Ministry spokesman said.

The clash occurred near Balad, a major U.S. base about 50 miles north of the capital, Brig. Gen Abdul-Karim Khalaf said.

Khalaf said al-Qaida in Iraq leader Abu Ayyub al-Masri was wounded and his aide, identified as Abu Abdullah al-Majemaai, was killed. Sources tell NBC News that al-Masri is in custody.

Since the little pig was captured by Iraqi forces, there’s reason to hope that he might actually be interrogated without interruption from al-Qaeda’s Democrat allies in Washington DC.

After that, he’ll hopefully decide to “resist arrest”, preferably over a period of several days.

***UPDATE:*** LC Mike M notes that NBC has decided that they no longer have sources telling them that he’s in custody. Did they put up a correction? Nah. That’s not how the MSM rolls. They just hit the “delete” button and look confused if anybody asks.

So is he or isn’t he? Well, it’d be interesting to know how they knew he was wounded otherwise. Not in itself evidence of anything, he could’ve left behind a trail of blood or something, but when you add it to the mysterious “sources say, oh wait, no they don’t” angle… Oh, and there are some, er, advantages to not admitting in public that you have somebody in custody, particularly if you need to be asking him questions later and he’s the kind who might need a bit of convincing, if you know what we mean. You also won’t need to worry about him having to “resist arrest” or “attempt to escape” when he’s done talking. You never had him to begin with, you see… Mheh.

Pure idle speculation, of course, but I wouldn’t be too surprised if a lot of terrorists start turning up dead in the next few weeks and al-Masri is never heard of again.

***UPDATED UPDATE:*** Looks like al-Masri is, indeed, still at large according to reliable sources (i.e. not the MSM). Damn. Only a matter of time though.

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Or, as normal people call them, the terrorist swine of AQI (Al Qaeda in Iraq):
(Link thanks to LC 0311 Crunchie)

“AQI is both feared and hated,” Capt Broekhuizen said, referring to Al Qaeda in Iraq. “They’ve been running a brutal terror campaign. No city leaders are left here who will take a leadership role.” Marines from Golf Company said they recently fished two bodies out of the local river: a man had been decapitated, and his 4-year old tied to his leg before both were thrown into the river and the little boy drowned. The killings were a product of Al Qaeda terror.

That’s how the Nutroots’ “freedom fighters”, the MSM’s “insurgents” “fight.”

They chop off the heads of civilians, then tie their infants to their legs and drown them alive.

Now add that to the liberals’ year-long campaign in favor of surrender and withdrawal that is beginning to bear fruit, and ask yourselves these questions:

1) How likely do you think it is that Iraqi civilians will assist in driving the terrorist swine out when they know that the Democrats are working night and day to pull our troops out, leaving the innocents of Iraq at the tender mercies of subhuman bags of shit (sorry, “freedom fighters”) like that? It’s amazing that any of the Iraqis still help us, and it’s a testimony to their enormous courage and desire for peace.

2) Just what do you think will be the fate of the innocent men, women and children of Iraq if Pelosi, Murtha and the rest of the appeasenik butchers in DC have their way?

Don’t question their patriotism.

Question their humanity.

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It’s truly a sad day in the caves of Tora Bora & the mud huts of Fallujah. Osama has ordered the goats’ dresses to be lowered to half-ass.

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Sodamned Insane’s™ half-brother, Barzan Ibrahim, just couldn’t keep it together when his death sentence was carried out.

“In a rare incident, the head of the accused Barzan Ibrahim al-Hassan was separated from his body during the execution,” al-Dabbagh told reporters.


BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:lol_wp: :lol_wp: :lol_wp:

We’ll be handing out candy whilst we wait for the obligatory Wailing & Gnashing of Teeth™, along with the accompanying hypocritical denunciations, to begin flowing in from the LefTardian Lickers of Lenin’s Left (And Only) Testicle™.

Oh wait, some of them have already chimed in…

After Saddam’s execution but before Ibrahim and al-Bandar’s, Human Rights Watch released a report calling the speedy trial and subsequent hanging of Saddam proof of the new Iraqi government’s disregard for human rights.

“The tribunal repeatedly showed its disregard for the fundamental due process rights of all of the defendants,” said Richard Dicker, director of Human Rights Watch’s International Justice Program.

:doh_tb: :wallbash_tb: :dunce_tb:

F.E.T.E. :smoke_tb:

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