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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:
Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually
by Dave Lindorff
Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.
Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.
Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.
It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.
I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.
Give us more, O Emperor! »« AIIIEEEE! My EYES!
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Now that the green movement mask is off, displaying the thoroughly red faces, the One World Government Socialist Shitbags™ move right into the game of extortion on a scale that would humble even the most vicious Capo Di Tutti Capi. Hiking up their skirts to show the world their true red nether regions with no hint of shame, we bring you the next installment of Teh Plan™ for metastasizing their utopian wet-dreams.
The target? Funny you should ask that, the elite bourgeois class, their erstwhile supporters. Our Imperial Torturer™ nailed it right on the head, they aren’t even trying anymore to keep up the maskirova and showing all their cards. They must have found some really, really good shit in Bali for loading their bongs.
Luxury firms slammed for lacklustre moves to save planet
The luxury industry is not doing its bit to save the planet, according to a World Wildlife Fund study of the world’s 10 largest publicly-traded luxury firms.
In a study completed at the end of last month, the WWF environmental group chided luxury brands for being “slow to recognise their responsibilities and opportunities” vis-a-vis global warming and ethical trade and called on celebrities who help sell the brands to sit up and take note. [Emph Mine Throughout]
Ethical trade? Translation: Free market economic principles where a willing buyer and seller mutually agree on the price of an item for sale are unacceptable, vis-a-vis our cut. Such transactions are only acceptable to the
state world-wide concerned peoples, if tribute, a piece of the action, a tax err, The Church of Gaia is paid considered by the involved parties.
A word here and a word there, as the skirt is pulled even higher, such a lovely deep shade of red.
“Many luxury consumers are part of an affluent global elite that is increasingly well educated and concerned about social and environmental issues,” said the WWF-UK study.
Buzz words again. Social and economic justice anyone?
“Successful people now want the brands they use to reflect their concerns and aspirations for a better world.”
Translations: The uber-rich useful idiots that have paid our tab to get this far, should really ratchet up those donations…..or else……
But the best score obtained by the world’s 10 luxury giants in the WWF’s ranking of A to F — best score to worst score — was a C+ by French luxury group L’Oreal. It was followed by Hermes and LVMH (owners notably of Louis Vuitton, TAG Heuer, Fendi, Marc Jacobs and top champagnes), both also of France and both also scoring C+s.
Silly me, here I thought the World Wildlife Fund was actually concerned about animals. Interesting how a loose network of various environmental groups, UN bureaucrats and political organizations are coalescing right on cue.
Bottom of the chart was Italian shoe and leather goods Tods, with an F. Italy’s Bulgari jeweller and luxury goods came second last, also with an F, while Swiss luxury conglomerate Richemont was third to bottom with a D.
Let the games begin !!!! You wouldn’t want your fellow travelers to catch you wearing Italian shoes from Tods, they got an “F” on their Socialist Succubi report, now would you?
The ranking, WWF said, was based firstly on reports by the companies themselves to the Ethical Investment Research Service (EIEIS) and secondly on media reports collected on these companies by a Geneva-based research house, Covalence.
Firstly? buuuwaaaaahhhaaaa…..Another articulate Journaljizmer displaying it’s writing acumen. Please allow me to edit that for you: “..was based primarily on reports..”
See, doesn’t that roll of the tongue much better? You’re welcome, and is that smell rancid patchouli or did your colostomy bag rupture again?
“Luxury companies must do more to justify their value in an increasingly resource-constrained and unequal world,” WWF said.
Translation: The proletariat wants cheaper, expensive shit, and MORE donations, until we finish Teh Scheme™ and then we’ll own it all.
“Given its global brand power the luxury industry should demonstrate greater leadership on this agenda.”
Would that be THIS agenda?
Likewise celebrities who lend their names to watch, bag and jewellery marketing campaigns should pay greater attention to a firm’s green credentials, the group.
Translation: Comrades we must ensure even more pressure must be put on the useful idiot class to contribute to the cause. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to their reputations now would we?
It cited in example Tods’ first celebrity ambassador, actress Sienna Miller, who campaigns against climate change with Global Cool but also endorses a group that registered bottom of the WWF table. “Tods may represent a liability to Sienna Miller’s reputation,” WWF said.
A little demonstration pour les autres. It doesn’t matter how much you ponied-up last month Sienna, prices go up ya’ know. Guido will be by a bit later to collect. [apologies to my buddy Guido, it’s just too good a moniker not to use in this context-JB]
“We call on celebrities worldwide to endorse only brands that are committing to social and environmental responsibility,” it added.
Or we will stop at nothing to make sure you get scratched from the “A” list parties, tickets to the Cannes Film Festival and forfeiture of your carbon-offset account balances. East River, Joisey Swamp or Jimmy’s adjacent plot?
Granny always said “If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas”
You can drop it now, we’ve seen enough. Red head-to-toe. [Standing ovation from Marx’ and Engels’ flaming, tortured hands]
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The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.
The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.
“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)
Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)
In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)
Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.
We, down here in The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.
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Grab a cooler full of adult beverages and head on over to Iowahawk’s place for one of the longest and, more importantly, funniest rectum shreddings of TNR and their Fuckheaded Fabulist™, Scott Beauchamp, you will ever read.
Here’s an excerpt:
Regardless, the doubts about “Shock Troops” resonated. All over the blogosphere, people who presented themselves as “experts” and “veterans” and claimed that the events described in the piece could never have happened. Some of these assertions were vague and meaningless– “They are not ‘Shock Troops.’ They are our best and bravest,” Kristol wrote–as if our soldiers were dainty plaster saints, immune from the traumas of wacky practical jokes of war. One wonders if Kristol has actually read the IMDB film reviews of Redacted, let alone actual seen it. But others were more specific and troubling. Denizens of FOB Falcon insisted that they had never seen a woman who matched Thomas’s description; some familiar with the Bradley asserted that it couldn’t be maneuvered into a 90 mph four-wheel drift, or pimped out with 22″ spinners, or setup with hydros to hop on stray dogs.
Remember to have plenty of refreshments on hand, but make damn sure that you wrap your monitor in SpewProof® brand plastic wrap before you go over and start reading.
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…4.5% growth in GDP is a “recession.”
At least according to the MSMidiots, inasmuch as they’re willing to even talk about the second-highest quarterly growth since Q2 of 2000.
Mustn’t disturb the narrative, don’t you know? We’re in THE WORST ECONOMY SINCE HOOVER!!!!1!!!1ONE!!!!
This, of course, coming hard on the heels of a record-breaking sales record for Black Friday which, unsurprisingly, also went almost unmentioned.
With all of the concerted effort that the “unbiased” media has put into downplaying the economy and convincing everybody that we’re about five minutes away from long lines at the soup kitchen over the last seven years, one can only wonder how well the economy might have been doing if it hadn’t been for the Journaljizzmers putting political preference over the welfare of American citizens.
Oh, and “Women, Minorities Hardest Hit.”
Had to put that in there, since the media clowns managed to forget for once.
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…and Reason #4,628 why Some Specimens Should NOT Be Allowed to Breed
Thanks to LC & IB Bluto for making sure that His Imperial Majesty will remain in a nail-spitting, RCOB mood for the foreseeable future.
As we’re sure that you’re aware, one of the Moonbats’ favorite ways of showing how much they “support the troops” is to block their supply shipments by sitting in the road when convoys are trying to get through. (Here lately they’ve expanded their “support the troops and bring them home” program by blocking convoys of troops actually coming home, proving once again that the level of cognitive dissonance and pretzel illogic on the Loony Left has reached levels that defy explanation).
Of course, in a sane country, blocking military supply convoys during a time of war would be called “sabotage” and would quickly become something that nobody would want to get involved in (or the firing squads would run out of ammo), but we’re far from sane anymore. Nowadays, providing aid and comfort to an enemy during a time of war and sabotaging own supply routes is considered “protected speech”, which ofttimes makes His Imperiousness wonder if we don’t deserve getting our arses whupped. Surely, a culture as decadent, feckless and cowardly as ours, a country not even willing to stand up for itself has very little to offer humanity? But we digress…
Naturally, law enforcement has tried to get the convoys through anyway by removing the human detritus from the roadways (hopefully wearing full NBC suits to avoid contamination with Industrial Grade Stoopid™), so the Moonbats decided to ramp it up a bit by using babies as human shields, knowing full well that the forces they protest are a lot less barbaric than the terrorists that the Moonbats support.
This alone would be enough for His Majesty to pick out his favorite Louisville Slugger™, bang a few nails into it and go Moonbat hunting but wait, there’s more.
Recently, while celebrating another “victory” over The Man in their endless support for child-murdering terrorists overseas, one Moonbat “mama” apparently forgot to pay attention to the baby human shield she’d brought along for the occasion and dropped him face first on the concrete pavement.
Hey, if The Man™ won’t hurt your toddlers, we suppose you can do it yourselves, huh?
Line the Moonbat swine up on the edge of a ditch they’ve been made to dig themselves, then open fire and keep firing until the barrels of your MGs melt.
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Those Socialist Shitheads over on The Stoopid Side of the Idiotarian Parallel Universal Divide™ had better find another platform to run on besides “The Iraq War Is LOST!”, because history is, yet again, rearing its ugly head and proving them wrong.
The GWT is going to last for more decades than most of us will kicking around on this ball of dirt, but the goat-bothering camel-molesters of Al Qaieda are in their final death throes.
Speaking through an interpreter at a 31 October meeting at the Iraqi Islamic Party headquarters in downtown Baghdad, Sheik Omar said that al Qaeda had been “defeated mentally, and therefore is defeated physically,” referring to how clear it has become that the terrorist group’s tactics have backfired. Operatives who could once disappear back into the crowd after committing an increasingly atrocious attack no longer find safe haven among the Iraqis who live in the southern part of Baghdad. They are being hunted down and killed. Or, if they are lucky, captured by Americans.
The nutless Donk douchebags (Yeah, we’re lookin’ at you, Harry, Nancy, Murthafucker, et al.) are in serious trouble. Michael Moore-on’s Minutmen™ have had their asses handed to ‘em and the 2008 DNC convention won’t be able to use our brave & heroic military members’ sacrifices as a bloody platform from which to piss on their graves.
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At least it’s more creative than the predictable cries of “it’s all Bush’s fault because he didn’t sign Kyoto” that followed hot on the heels of the California fires. As a matter of fact so hot on the heels of them that we’re not sure if the first fire engines had even arrived at the scene before the Usual Suspects were screaming “Glowball Wormening.”
Still, we have to wonder if Randi Rhodes shouldn’t have stayed in bed for another week after her “vicious mugging” [quit laughing, dammit — Ed.], because it’s quite clear to His Imperial Majesty that something was shaken loose that hasn’t quite settled back in yet:
I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know.
Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that.
Children beware. This is your brain on Ketel One vodka.
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This one, “Stop-Loss”, has as its central premise that our volunteers are too damn stoopid to read contracts.
Oh, and War Bad™, Troops Killers™, Stuck in Iraq™, Ig’nant Southerners With Hearts of Gold™ yadda, yadda, yadda.
All it needs is a touch of Teh Ghey and you’ve got another Instant Oscar That Nobody’s Actually Paid Money to Watch™.
If you can stand it, here’s the trailer.
We suspect that it will be every bit as much of a box office hit as “Rendition”, which currently has pirates disguising their torrents as recordings of C-SPAN in order to get people to even think about downloading it.
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In the annals of Stoopidom™, it’s a pretty mean feat to beat one of our old resident LiberIdiot trolls when it comes to outright, blindingly moronical Stoopidness™. Some of you may recall our long-lost Cinderella of the Stalls™, Constance. (aka “cb” or “connie“). Her meal card was permanently stamped “Warning: Too Stoopid To Chew®“ from the git-go and she’s gone through life slurping down the Stoopid Shakes™ with blissful glee since the day the doctor dropped her, headfirst, onto the floor of the delivery room. Well, when the minions of The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™ ambled over to The DUmmie FUnnies earlier this evening, we stumbled upon someone so Ass-tronomically Attenuated From Reality™ that he makes “cb” look like a veritable rocket surgeon, in comparison.
(Snide note: It’s a sure bet that he’ll make DJ proud to be on the same team.)
Warning: CAT XXII SPEW ALERT IS IN EFFECT!
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