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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:
Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually
by Dave Lindorff
Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.
Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.
Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.
It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.
I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.
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It’s going to be such sweet irony watching The Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Ponzi Scheme™ being crushed under the boot of Turd Word® Revolucións!™ over the price of everything from tequila to tamales.
(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — Each Christmas season since 1984 Gilberto Carrillo’s family has wrapped thousands of Mexican tamales by hand, but this year he must charge customers more than ever for the tasty holiday favorite.
It’s a routine that keeps his family business, Tamales Lupita, and other tamale shops very busy this time of year. But rising expenses have forced him and others throughout the Southwest to pass on the cost to customers.
Carrillo said his store charged $11 per dozen last year and now it’s at $12 per dozen.
“Everything is going up, meat, corn husks, minimum wage, everything,” he said as a line of customers filled his shop.
Why are the prices going up so quickly? Hell, even these non-college-educated, working class José six-packs have that figured out.
Tamale makers blame the jump in corn prices on the country’s efforts to use corn for ethanol-enfused fuel. Corn prices have risen about 55 percent since 2003, along with the price of petroleum products needed to ship and package it, according to the Texas Department of Agriculture.
Welcome to the future, where Gaia-worshiping fuckheads have duped the gullible masses into turning their food crops into fuel sources and left hundreds, if not thousands, of years worth of non-food fuel sources underground and not built any nukular power plants.
It’s A Wonderful Life.
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Now that the green movement mask is off, displaying the thoroughly red faces, the One World Government Socialist Shitbags™ move right into the game of extortion on a scale that would humble even the most vicious Capo Di Tutti Capi. Hiking up their skirts to show the world their true red nether regions with no hint of shame, we bring you the next installment of Teh Plan™ for metastasizing their utopian wet-dreams.
The target? Funny you should ask that, the elite bourgeois class, their erstwhile supporters. Our Imperial Torturer™ nailed it right on the head, they aren’t even trying anymore to keep up the maskirova and showing all their cards. They must have found some really, really good shit in Bali for loading their bongs.
Luxury firms slammed for lacklustre moves to save planet
The luxury industry is not doing its bit to save the planet, according to a World Wildlife Fund study of the world’s 10 largest publicly-traded luxury firms.
In a study completed at the end of last month, the WWF environmental group chided luxury brands for being “slow to recognise their responsibilities and opportunities” vis-a-vis global warming and ethical trade and called on celebrities who help sell the brands to sit up and take note. [Emph Mine Throughout]
Ethical trade? Translation: Free market economic principles where a willing buyer and seller mutually agree on the price of an item for sale are unacceptable, vis-a-vis our cut. Such transactions are only acceptable to the
state world-wide concerned peoples, if tribute, a piece of the action, a tax err, The Church of Gaia is paid considered by the involved parties.
A word here and a word there, as the skirt is pulled even higher, such a lovely deep shade of red.
“Many luxury consumers are part of an affluent global elite that is increasingly well educated and concerned about social and environmental issues,” said the WWF-UK study.
Buzz words again. Social and economic justice anyone?
“Successful people now want the brands they use to reflect their concerns and aspirations for a better world.”
Translations: The uber-rich useful idiots that have paid our tab to get this far, should really ratchet up those donations…..or else……
But the best score obtained by the world’s 10 luxury giants in the WWF’s ranking of A to F — best score to worst score — was a C+ by French luxury group L’Oreal. It was followed by Hermes and LVMH (owners notably of Louis Vuitton, TAG Heuer, Fendi, Marc Jacobs and top champagnes), both also of France and both also scoring C+s.
Silly me, here I thought the World Wildlife Fund was actually concerned about animals. Interesting how a loose network of various environmental groups, UN bureaucrats and political organizations are coalescing right on cue.
Bottom of the chart was Italian shoe and leather goods Tods, with an F. Italy’s Bulgari jeweller and luxury goods came second last, also with an F, while Swiss luxury conglomerate Richemont was third to bottom with a D.
Let the games begin !!!! You wouldn’t want your fellow travelers to catch you wearing Italian shoes from Tods, they got an “F” on their Socialist Succubi report, now would you?
The ranking, WWF said, was based firstly on reports by the companies themselves to the Ethical Investment Research Service (EIEIS) and secondly on media reports collected on these companies by a Geneva-based research house, Covalence.
Firstly? buuuwaaaaahhhaaaa…..Another articulate Journaljizmer displaying it’s writing acumen. Please allow me to edit that for you: “..was based primarily on reports..”
See, doesn’t that roll of the tongue much better? You’re welcome, and is that smell rancid patchouli or did your colostomy bag rupture again?
“Luxury companies must do more to justify their value in an increasingly resource-constrained and unequal world,” WWF said.
Translation: The proletariat wants cheaper, expensive shit, and MORE donations, until we finish Teh Scheme™ and then we’ll own it all.
“Given its global brand power the luxury industry should demonstrate greater leadership on this agenda.”
Would that be THIS agenda?
Likewise celebrities who lend their names to watch, bag and jewellery marketing campaigns should pay greater attention to a firm’s green credentials, the group.
Translation: Comrades we must ensure even more pressure must be put on the useful idiot class to contribute to the cause. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to their reputations now would we?
It cited in example Tods’ first celebrity ambassador, actress Sienna Miller, who campaigns against climate change with Global Cool but also endorses a group that registered bottom of the WWF table. “Tods may represent a liability to Sienna Miller’s reputation,” WWF said.
A little demonstration pour les autres. It doesn’t matter how much you ponied-up last month Sienna, prices go up ya’ know. Guido will be by a bit later to collect. [apologies to my buddy Guido, it’s just too good a moniker not to use in this context-JB]
“We call on celebrities worldwide to endorse only brands that are committing to social and environmental responsibility,” it added.
Or we will stop at nothing to make sure you get scratched from the “A” list parties, tickets to the Cannes Film Festival and forfeiture of your carbon-offset account balances. East River, Joisey Swamp or Jimmy’s adjacent plot?
Granny always said “If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas”
You can drop it now, we’ve seen enough. Red head-to-toe. [Standing ovation from Marx’ and Engels’ flaming, tortured hands]
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Sorry about the light posting, but thankfully the Imperial Staff (hush, you perverts, that’s not what I meant!) has been busy putting up excellent stuff while I’ve been otherwise occupied.
Such as B.C.’s brilliant post about the
Environmentalists Socialists, thanks to which I found something that really says all that needs to be said about the snake oil salesmen and the even BIGGER imbeciles who follow them. Thanks to LC Mrs M-ITT™ for her comment in which she points out a picture she saw of the Goreacle in Norway, surrounded by his adoring Gorebeciles (also sometimes referred to a “Gorecolytes”), right beneath a banner saying “STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”
We’ll take that one once again in case some of you either missed it or just couldn’t get the logical disconnect past your mental barriers:
“STOP CLIMATE CHANGE!”
Good fucking luck with that, you slobbering, sub-retarded protoplasmatic walking landfills. We’re sure that if you could build a time machine as your next science project, the dinosaurs and woolly mammoths would be ever so grateful if you could go back and share your secrets with them. Yeah, let’s all make the climate stop changing. Would you mind terribly fixing it at a comfortable 78 degrees or so with just a sprinkle of rain in the afternoons right after tea and a slightly heavier downpour, yet not so heavy that it disturbs sleep, between 3:30 AM and 4:30 AM every night? Oh, and having the wind in your back when you’re bicycling would be ever so wonderful as well. Going both ways, if it’s not too much of an inconvenience.
What’s next? Do you realize how much CO2 is produced as a result of our need for electricity every damn night? Yeah, that’s right. If it wasn’t for that damnable, Gaia-unfriendly nightfall, we could cut back our CO2 “pollution” even further!
So what the fuck are you waiting for, you easily fooled nincompoops? Get the papier-mache dolls together, unfurl the childishly spelled banners and get ready to “STOP THE SUN FROM SETTING!” What? It’s no more mind-breakingly idiotic than your demand to stop the climate from changing. How about changing the directions of the currents, ending death, reversing gravity and making Rosie O’Donnell have a coherent thought? OK, so that last one probably IS a bit more ridiculous than the rest, but still.
And we’re supposed to take anything that a bunch of barely literate clowns thinking they can stop the climate from changing are saying seriously?
Pull the other one, McDuff.
I’m sorry, but once an individual has demonstrated a disconnect from reality that profound, I’m done taking anything they might have to say at face value, including the time of day.
Come to think of it, I’m not sorry about that at all. Not one little bit.
Life’s too short to waste it on imbeciles.
Addendum: As a fun little exercise in “No Shit, Sherlock?!?!”-ism, do a quick search (using your preferred search engine) of the term “biofuel dream over” and watch the fun as some of the Enviro-Fascists™ smack their foreheads and go “Oh SHIT!” when they start actually thinking about the ramifications of taking our food crops and turning them into fuel. Grab some adult beverages and your favorite snacks, folks. It’s gonna be a fun show to watch as the GreenPissers® start feeding on themselves.—B.
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The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.
The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.
“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)
Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)
In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)
Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.
We, down here in The Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.
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Freshly minted Auzzie Prime Minister, eager for a photo-op with the Goreacle, promptly shows he’s a true friend of the Biggest Scatalogical-Scientific Swindle™ in history, by signing onto the Great Kyoto II Suicide Pact of 2007.
After managing to find hangar space and tie-downs for the hundreds of private jets, the convention gets off to the expected start, Blaming Bush for the impending crisis.
US On Defensive At Climate Conference
First Australia won international applause for abandoning the United States and signing a global warming pact Washington has long opposed. Then a U.S. Senate committee voted for deep cuts in greenhouse gas emissions.
Harry Reid’s do-nothing, know-nothing Senate, plucks out a dingle-berry from Teddy’s Ample Ass-Crack and calls it legislation with glee, all for Teh Cause™, you know?
Give us more, O Emperor! »« AIIIEEEE! My EYES!
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John Coleman-Founder of the Weather Channel Network, cuts loose on the Glowball Wormening Crowd.
‘Weather Channel Founder: Global Warming ‘Greatest Scam in History’
Here’s a teaser:
It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create an illusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of the same environmental whacko type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the “research” to further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims. Their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the movement going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus.
I don’t think I have a thing to add, do go read the entire piece.
Caution: If you’re an acolyte of the Goreacle, please close all windows and remove sharp objects from your immediate vicinity, if you dare to face the truth.
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Watch the whole clip over at the Jawa Report.
But, but, doesn’t Stossel know who the Goreacle IS??? He’s got an Emmy, an Oscar, a Nobel Peace Prize and everything! [Which, in this day and age, is proof beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re a complete imbecile with no redeeming qualities — Ed.]
Some thoughts after having watched the video:
1) The debate is, indeed, over. The Gorebeciles are a bunch of tyrannical, bullying bullshit peddlers using intimidation in lieu of what used to be called “facts.”
2) Even if we manage to bury the whole Glowbull Wormening fairy tale before they manage to destroy the world economy, we still have at least one more score to settle: Somebody needs to be beaten to death for child abuse, and I have a very large, unpleasant stick perfect for just such a job. It’s one thing lying to adults to further your own Modern Day Inquisition, but to scare the shit out of children is quite another.
The Heirs had damn well better not lose a second’s worth of sleep over this crap, or somebody’s going to pay. And I know where they live.
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Sir Guido informs us that the Greenpissers in Britain are up to their usual shenanigans, substituting vandalism, theft, burglary and sabotage for actual rational argument, a perfectly legitimate tack when you’re utterly bereft of the latter on grounds of severe infantilism.
Greenpeace, the environmental campaign group, have hijacked a power station in Kent. Their takeover was spurred by the prime minister’s decision to approve the UK’s first coal plant in over three decades.
The Greenpissers are still either convinced that the energy that drives their websites, wordprocessors, printers and G-d knows what else comes from pixies.
At the dead of night, fifty Greenpeacers launched a subversive attack on the Kingsnorth power plant. According to the Guardian:
“One group immobilised the conveyor belts carrying coal into the plant and chained themselves to the machinery. A second group with enough provisions to last for several days, began scaling a 200m ladder up the chimney which they painted with the words “Gordon Bin It”.”
If we cared one whit about what those subretarded chimps were trying to say, we’d start wondering about their choice of words, since they seem sort of, we don’t know, silly to us.
The power station operated by German energy giant E.O.N. is working closely with the police to resolve the matter. A spokes man for the company said, “Greenpeace has every right to express their views, but we don’t think this is the right way to do it.”
“Working closely with the police to resolve the matter?” What is going on with Britain? Here’s how you resolve it, and right quick too: Flip on the switch, start up the conveyors and fire up that chimney and your problems are over in a matter of minutes. The twats chained to the machinery will be pureed and the chimney clowns will be crispy critters.
Notwithstanding this, Greenpeace claim that the protest was not causing any risk to energy supplies. Robin Oakley, a greenpeace campaigner stressed that “Taking one power station off the national grid will not lead to a blackout…There is plenty of spare supply in the system.”
Quit using words you don’t understand the meaning of. That sort of thing is only endearing when done by toddlers without facial hair. For one thing, we don’t much think that the government would commission another plant if there was already “plenty of spare supply in the system.” For another, there’s this little thing about supply and demand that somebody badly needs to teach you simpering snotweasels, preferably by writing it on a piece of paper, wrapping it around a claymore and beating you severely over the heads with it. Here’s a hint: The word “price” comes into play at some point too.
But, throwing aside all logic and reason as well as several thousand years’ worth of learning just for the sake of entertaining your imbecilic “argument”, are you trying to tell us that your “protest” consists entirely of stopping a power plant that nobody needs anyway? Wow! Talk about making yourselves felt.
Now come down off of the damn chimney before we start using you for sniper practice. On second thoughts: Stay for as long as you like.
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In a move that shocked, SHOCKED, we tell you, the Imperial
Dungeon Game Room™ staff, the brain-dead, dictator-loving idiots omniscient & omnipotent Nobel committee members gave this year’s LefTardian Socialist Succubi Sycophant “Peace Prize” to none other than the Master of Mastication™ & Academy Award® winner , Michael Moore-on. No, wait. That’s not right. They gave it to Rosie O’Donnell.
“That’s wrong, too, you morons!”, you say?
Well, didn’t they give it to someone whose only contribution to “Peace” has been eating enough food to feed several starving African nations and putting out unwatchable Celluloidal Sphincter Spew™? Ooooooh, they did? But it’s not one of the two aforementioned America-hating assholes? Who was it, then? WHO?!?! Yer shittin’ us, right?!?!
Actually, we’re not in the least bit shocked by the results of this “unbiased & factually-based” decision by the Nobel committee. After all, past winners have included such “peace luminaries” as Yasser “Kill Them Jooo Babies” Arafuck & Jimmuh “It’s OK To Kill Them Jooo Babies, Yasser” CarTard. Never mind that the Gorebot was up against a Catholic social worker who just happened to save around 2,500 Jewish children from being sent to the Nazi gas chambers in WWII. After all, who gives a shit about a bunch of Jewish kids when there’s trillions of capitalist dollars to be redistributed to the proletariat through
The Great Glow Bull Worming Scam™ Carbon Taxes & Offsets™. (With just a few trillion skimmed off by the “More Equal of the Equals™” of the proletariat.)
PS: We apologize to His Imperial Viciousness & Vindictiveness™ for dog-piling on the Gorebecile and burying His post so quickly.
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