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Glow Bull Worming’s Flag

The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.

The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.

“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)

Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)

In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)

Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.

We, down here in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.


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I guess the checks must have arrived, because now the Useless Nitwits are realizing that the numbers they used to blackmail donations from taxpayers such as ourself may have been a tad lower than they initially reported. A teensy 7,000,000 tad, mind you (link thanks to Sir Christopher):

The United Nations sharply reduced its estimate of HIV-AIDS sufferers in an annual report Tuesday, saying a revision of statistics from India meant there were seven million less than previously thought.

Revised figures in the latest UNAIDS study slashed an estimate for total infections this time last year to 32.7 million from 39.5 million cases, the number given in the agency’s 2006 report.

“The single biggest reason for the reduction in global HIV prevalence figures in the past year was the recent revision in India after an intensive reassessment of the epidemic in that country,” UNAIDS said in its report.

At least they have the class to blame somebody else for their “slight error.” That was sarcasm, in case you didn’t know.

The number of people worldwide infected with HIV in 2007 totalled 2.5 million people 32.2 million are now living with the virus, the report said. More than two million people died from the disease in 2007.

Give or take 7 million, we’re sure.

“Reliable public health data are the essential foundation for an effective response,” said Kevin De Cock, head of HIV/AIDS at the World Health Organisation.

“We need to continue investing more in all countries and all aspects of strategic information relating to health,” he added.

No, we do not “need to” invest anything else based on your flawed, hyperinflated numbers, you parasitic growth on the lower intestine of humanity. And “Kevin de Cock?” How strangely — appropriate.

Numbers of people living with the virus were levelling out and the percentage of the population affected was now in decline, the report said.

So the numbers are leveling out and the percentage of the afflicted is actually in decline? This is an argument in favor of more money? Somebody needs remedial logic lessons, wethinks.

But hey, as long as it’s in a “good cause” (meaning: Keeping overpaid, underworked, useless parasites in a job paid for by yours truly), we guess it’s OK.



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With all of Teh Outrage!™ and hyperventilating exhibited by the Drooling Ungulates™ over the alleged misconduct of Blackwater security personnel, as well as the outright slander & libel directed at any and all US contractors working to help stabilize Turd World Shitholes™ around the world, the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff finally had enough and decided to throw together a little side-by-side comparison post. This post is specifically geared towards our Dimwitted Dhimmis™ who, without fail, automatically & reflexively condemn any and all US contractors and/or service members of any and all “crimes“, often based upon the flimsiest of “evidence” (Fatima, anyone?), as revealed in their blanket condemnations over Abu Grabass, Gitmo and, most recently, the Blackwater security personnel’s “massacre” of “innocents” while engaged in a firefight with ambushing Jihadis. (Naaaah, we know that the Michael Moore-on’s Minutemen™ NEVER hide behind women & children while firing at their enemy.)

One asshole Blackwater employee gets drunk and takes out an Iraqi security guard and that means the entire organization is nothing but a bunch of “blood-thirsty, child-killing mercenaries” under the employ of the Eeeeevil Chimpy McBusHitlerCheneyBurtoNeoKKKonZionist Cabal™. (Never mind that the employee was fined, fired and sent packing.)

Now, given that we have ONE documented case of a Blackwater employee going off the deep end and offing someone while drunk, what organization do the Demented Underachievers™ and their Whores on the Potomac™ always wish to call upon as The End All & Be All For Conflict Resolution™ and the magic carpet to take us all to that mystical Marxist EUtopia? Why, the UN, that’s who!

This is the organization that has been proven to have been involved in MULTIPLE episodes in the child sex slavery trade, child prostitution, child rape, adult female sex slavery/prostitution and, let’s not forget, the multi-billion dollar Dead Iraqi Children For Oil Scandal™. There’s more that we could pile onto the UN’s record, but we don’t want kick that steaming pile of shit too hard. (The Imperial Jackboots are a BITCH to keep spit-shined and the little brown oppressed people we keep chained up down in the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ get really whiny when they have to lick ‘em clean. And you KNOW how much we hate whining.)

No! That CAN’T be! The UN is the savior of the oppressed!“, we hear you say. Well, just Google it yourself, then.

For those too lazy to click the link and browse through the THOUSANDS of hits, we’ll give you the Readers’ Indigestion™ abbreviated version of the remarkable record of rape & debauchery perpetrated by those Servants of Humanity™ from the Useless Nincompoops™

Congo, Sudan, Haiti, Sierra Leone, Bosnia, Cambodia , East Timor, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Liberia, West Africa, Cambodia, Somalia, Kosovo, Rwanda, Guinea… (We could go on, but you get the idea by now.)

We’ll play our hand with one canned Blackwater asshole and raise you thousands of UN Blue Helmets™. Your bluff has been called, assholes.


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Proving once again that the World’s Largest Krime Kartel and Keystone Kops™, have never found a murderous dictator they didn’t love, along comes yet another longing for return to the “Good Old Days of Sodamned Insane’s Camelot”.

UN: Iraqi children worse off

The situation for Iraqi children is getting worse and, in some respects, was better before the war began, a senior U.N. official said Monday.

The endless supply of free kites and access to prancing purple unicorns (along with shredders) is a thing of the past.

“Children today are much worse off than they were a year ago, and they certainly are worse off than they were three years ago,” said Dan Toole, director of emergency programs for the United Nations Children’s Fund. He said Iraqis no longer have safe access to a government-funded food basket, established under Saddam Hussein to deal with international sanctions.

That would be the food-baskets including TNT and nerve gas for the Kurdish Kids, thoughtfully provided by Sodom and other treats from Krispy and Extra Krispy, Quday and Usay right?

Toole said conditions for women and children in Iraq had worsened significantly since the February 2006 bombing of a Shiite shrine in Samarra, north of Baghdad, which triggered a wave of sectarian violence and displacement that continues today.

A generalized statement “conditions”, attributed to the elimination of a rat’s nest of splodeyating hajis. If I may make an analogy, if McDonald’s on West Main Street here in town closes, women and children’s ‘conditions’ will suffer. Nevermind, there are at least 10 more fast-food establishments within walking distance. What conditions are you blathering about, you beauracraptic enema nozzle?

He added that gains made shortly after the U.S. toppled Saddam’s government in 2003, when people were able to move around the country freely and had access to food markets and health centers, had been lost.

Well I can’t argue that point, many people were able to move about the country freely under Saddam’s regime, directly to mass graves and torture rooms, no sirree they had LOTS of access moving freely there and at government expense.

“Nutritional indicators, health access indicators are all changing for the worse,” Toole said. He said recently published data showing improvement refers to the situation a couple of years ago and is outdated.

Hold the presses….The UN’s Tool (in the vernacular) spews bad news, yet admits recently published data is outdated. Ipso Facto, we’ll just have to take your word for it in spite of you know, actual data.

The system of government-sponsored handouts — set up by Saddam’s government to meet the basic needs of Iraqi citizens from 1991 to 2003, when the country was under U.N. sanctions — started to fall apart last year, Toole said.

That’s just beyond comprehension, a government program established by a non-existent government fell apart?

Apart from shortages of items such as milk and baby milk formula, “the basic Iraqi food basket was fairly secure under the regime because there was food coming in and the government provided the food basket to its citizens,” he said.

Well by Lenin’s Maggot Infested Sphincter™, the obvious solution is to turn it all over to the socialist swine of the UN, perhaps appoint Castro Wannabe, Hugo Chavez as el Presidente for Life. Everyone knows that only a properly run socialist government can ensure baby milk in every pot. Maybe even Hugo’s Cock Holster, Danny Glover can head-up (and down) the new Milk Distribution Department.

Toole could not say whether malnutrition has worsened significantly but he said UNICEF was concerned by reports it has received from refugees fleeing the country.
Emph Mine-JB

For cryin’ out loud, when will journaljizmers learn not to stuff both feet and head simultaneously into their rectums? Some of us actually read the whole article. The rational mind might think the umpteenth-level of editors would delete contradictory statements, but you would be wrong.

Toole said that, because of the violence, mothers were too afraid to send their children to school or take them to health centers to get checkups and nutritional supplements.

Directly from AQ-Iraq’s latest news release or did you filch a line from Al-Jazeera?

While efforts are being made to maintain levels of immunization, particularly against measles and polio, UNICEF is worried about the possibility of a cholera epidemic because two-thirds of Iraqis lack clean water. A couple of cases of cholera have been reported in the south of Iraq but so far there has been no major outbreak, Toole said.

And what country, well coalition, is rebuilding the infrastructure that either a) never existed or b) was neglected by Saddam, to deliver clean water? And by the way, the US averages about 10 cases of cholera per year, mostly from foreign travel, so what IS your point with a ‘couple’ cases? Care to provide the numbers of cases in say 1992? More or Less? Hmmmmm….?

He said the agency has so far received no government donations toward a $41.5 million appeal for its Iraq work through the second half of 2007.

Und so, ve get to the punch-line. Perhaps we’ve decided that we can get things under control with less fleecing of the taxpayers by doing the job ourselves, and not pay for 24/7 Lobster and Prawn Buffets for the UN Administrators.


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And we can forgive you for having missed it, because none of the Usual Suspects seem to have taken notice of a terrorist state invading another nation’s sovereign territory unprovokedly:

Syrian troops on Thursday reportedly have penetrated three kilometers into Lebanese territories, taking up positions in the mountains near Yanta in east Lebanon’s Bekaa Valley.

The daily Al Mustaqbal, citing sources who confirmed the cross-border penetration, did not say when the procedure in the Fahs Hill overlooking Deir al-Ashaer in the Rashaya province took place.

The sources said Syrian troops, backed by bulldozers, were fortifying positions “in more than one area” along the Lebanese border, erecting earth mounds and digging “hundreds” of trenches and individual bunkers.

So what was that about “the road to peace going through Damascus”, House Hijab Pelosi?

Where are the vaunted U.N. and their wonderful Smurfs? Oh, they’re right on it, we assure you:

So I asked Michael Young, opinion page editor at Beirut’s Daily Star, if the story was bogus.

“It is true,” he said, “but the problem is that the 3 kilometers are in isolated areas, so that it isn’t making headlines. However, the UN will be discussing border issues this week, I think, and that will be brought up. The Syrians are ratcheting up the pressure, but with the attack against UN troops in the south, they are, as one UN official put it, playing with fire.”

Only if the U.N. are planning on setting their worthless resolutions and “notes of concern” alight before throwing them at a hysterically laughing Assad.

Anyway, where are the headlines? Surely, if Israel were to advance two miles into Syria and fortify their positions, there’d be no end to the coverage by now, right? Where are the expressions of outrage from our Administration at this unprovoked act of war, or would such a thing endanger the vital appeasement work of the Baker Chamberlain Iraq Sudetenland Study Group?



Would somebody tell those crickets to shut up, please?

Oh, and this certainly bears mentioning too, sorry for having left it out of the original post:

Meanwhile, the Syrian government is evacuating its citizens from Lebanon in advance of…something they expect to happen after July 15, 2007.

It’s going to be an interesting summer.

Would that be the same July 15th, 2007 that I’ve got on my calendar? The one that is five frackin’ days away from now?

Oh, but no need to be alarmed or act rashly, no need at all. After all, Jim Baker and House Screecher Lugosi both assure us that Pencilneck Assad is a valuable partner for peace, so let’s not rock the boat, shall we?

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or something (link via Best of the Web):

Members of six tribes recently gathered near the Baker River in the White Mountains for a sacred ceremony honoring “Earth Mother.” Talking Hawk, a Mohawk Indian who asked to be identified by his Indian name, pointed to the river’s tea-colored water as proof that the overwhelming amount of pollution humans have produced has caused changes around the globe.

“It’s August color. It’s not normal,” he said.

“Earth Mother is fighting back - not only from the four winds, but also from underneath,” he said. “Scientists call it global warming. We call it Earth Mother getting angry.”

The scientific consensus grows. 10 out of 10 tribal shamans agree: The Goreacle is right! So take that and shove it, you Evil Holocaust Global Warming Deniers.

The debate is over, and the Church of Gorebecility won.

Elsewhere, yet more victims of Angry Earth Mother™:

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon apparently doesn’t believe that the United Nations is mocked enough as he has said that the slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, in an article published this weekend.

Now, before you get too harsh on poor Spanky Moon’s tender ego, consider what he replaced. Kaffir Annan was evil, corrupt and an imbecile. So far, his replacement has only proven to be an imbecile.

Watch out for the new tree hugger slogan: “Save Darfur, turn off the light!”

It makes sense, in some perverted, “logic need not apply”, liberal touchy-feely sort of way. Not only does blaming the genocide in Darfur on Global Wormening absolve the Useless Nitwits (and the Goreacle and his lobotomized Gorebeciles) of any duty to actually, you know, do something about Darfur and thus risk offending members of the religion of rancid piss, it also means that aging, patchouli-drenched hippies can drive around in their Priuses with “Save Darfur!” stickers on them while believing that they are contributing to something other than the decline of the national IQ average.

Is there anything that Global Wormening doesn’t cause?

Next week, our article: “How Polar Bears Adrift on Break-Away Lumps of Ice Caused 9/11.”

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Who KNEW? (h/t Hot Air).

A Guardian investigation has found evidence of serious irregularities at the heart of the process the world is relying on to control global warming.

Not “the world”. Just the retarded, easily-fooled, ridiculously gullible part of its inhabitants. Those of us with functioning brains couldn’t care less about your Indulgence Scam.

The Clean Development Mechanism (CDM), which is supposed to offset greenhouse gases emitted in the developed world by selling carbon credits from elsewhere, has been contaminated by gross incompetence, rule-breaking and possible fraud by companies in the developing world, according to UN paperwork, an unpublished expert report and alarming feedback from projects on the ground.

Gross incompetence, rule-breaking and possible fraud and the U.N., all in the same paragraph? I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!

One senior figure suggested there may be faults with up to 20% of the carbon credits - known as certified emissions reductions - already sold.

Whereas there are faults with 100% of the heads belonging to the suckers buying the things.

Since these are used by European governments and corporations to justify increases in emissions, the effect is that in some cases malpractice at the CDM has added to the net amount of greenhouse gas in the atmosphere.

Not to mention near-catastrophic increases in hot air from all the mindless bloviating perpetrated by the Church of the Gorebecile and its followers.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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As our limited intel on the Mad Mullah’s nuclear ambitions decrease, IAEA Boob-In-Chief urges even more dialogue.

IAEA: Iran 3-8 years from atomic weapons

The head of the U.N. nuclear agency said Thursday he agreed with CIA estimates that Iran was three to eight years from being able to make nuclear weapons and he urged the U.S. and other powers to pursue talks with the Islamic country.

Since it’s worked so well this far, might as well continue doing More Of The Same™ blather-fests. I am surprised El Baradei extracted Ammadinnerjacket’s meat pole from his mouth long enough to come up with Sure-Fire Solution #21497.

The best way to keep Iran from acquiring nuclear arms is “through a comprehensive dialogue,” International Atomic Energy Agency chief Mohamed ElBaradei told a news conference in Luxembourg. “One way to do that, rather than to continue the rhetoric, is to … sit down together.”

If I’m not mistaken, the rhetoric has largely come from your boyfriend there Doc. You remember, “holocaust denial” and “finishing what Hitler started”. But then again, I might have missed the rhetorical points in stating “Iran is getting damn close to building nuclear weapons”. I agree language is an art form to some extent, but demonstrably factual statements, backed by corroborating additional statements, might be considered a little more convincing than rhetoric.

On Wednesday, the IAEA reported that Iran’s uranium enrichment program was expanding in defiance of U.N. demands that it be suspended, findings that could lead to new sanctions against the country.

Obviously requiring even more demands and if it really gets out of control, a stern look.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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East Timor.

We fought to make it free. We shed blood and worked for years to give those people a fighting chance. Thousands of Australians risked their lives every day to give the people of Dili a new home, a better place to live.

The rat bastard bombers of Kuta murdered us because we were there, two hundred souls lie sleeping, in memory bright.


We built hospitals, schools,we built water systems, we cared for their children as if they were our own…we walked amongst the bodies of those whose only crime was to want independence from the brutal Indonesian government and their “insurgents”..and we swore we would make it right.

We went home when the job was done. We were proud of ourselves. We helped bring an independent nation into the sunlight.

And the UN moved in.

TEENAGE Timorese prostitutes gather just before dusk opposite a hotel on Dili’s waterfront where drivers in United Nations vehicles can be seen picking them up and driving away.

Weep for the children, weep for the future that they could have had, if these inhuman scum had never set foot in their country.

For the love of God , haven’t these people suffered enough????

Some of the 2000 UN police and civilian staff from more than 40 countries are openly violating what the UN promised would be a “zero tolerance” policy towards sexual abuse and misconduct in the deeply religious country, sources say.

Expatriates say a dozen brothels have recently opened in Dili, and that vehicles with UN markings can be seen parked outside them most nights.

When the UN Security Council established UNMIT in August, Sukehiro Hasegawa, then the top UN official in Dili, promised a crackdown on the behaviour of personnel serving in the mission, which includes 1600 police and 500 civilian personnel.

Yes,well we know just what those “promises ” were worth,about the same as a hundred of those meaningless and futile “resolutions” on Darfur, not to mention the venom thrown at Israel and the United States every single day.

The UN headquarters in New York had just received an internal report exposing a culture that covered up perverted and outrageous behaviour by UN staff in East Timor over years.

Like this?

And this?


How many more fucking reports will it take for the “esteemed” and “humanitarian” Secretary General to start cleaning the scum off his own floor before he has the fucking unmitigated GALL to open that yap of his about the “poor mistreated souls” at Gitmo??


Look into this child’s eyes, you incompetent, negligent son of a bitch. Chances are he is already dead. him and millions more..whilst you sup on caviar and champagne

The report said peacekeepers had left behind at least 20 babies they had fathered to poverty-stricken Timorese women who were now “stigmatised” and in some cases “ostracised” by their communities. It also listed cases of sexual abuse of children.

And for each and every one of these “peacekeepers”, there is a special place in Hell, waiting, with their names on the door.

Since 1999, when UN personnel first arrived in East Timor, not one employee has been charged with a serious offence.

The UN will do what it has always done, what it always will do….until we kick their sorry asses out and tell them to take their stinking, corrupt paedophilic “peacekeepers” with them.

It will do……NOTHING



Lots of trees.

MAJOR assembly required.

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Via LGF, we learn what might be the real reason why the BBC doesn’t wish to “offend” by airing a story about a British Victoria Cross recipient.

Perhaps they’re afraid that the Taliban might get offended and take it out on their “reporter”, David Loyn, who is currently embedded with them, from where he files gushing, fawning stories about how marvelously good they are at murdering his countrymen.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.

***UPDATE***: And then, be still our beating heart, we hear about a journalist having his head chopped off by the Talib. Alas, our joy soon turns to sorrow as we learn that the victim was an innocent Afghan instead of that vile pusbag, David Loyn. Perhaps David was there at the beheading, cheering his subhuman friends on as they brutally murdered Ajmal Naqshbandi?

Our prayers go out to Mr Naqshbandi’s family, along with prayers that Coalition troops apprehend his murderers soon and send them to Hell where they belong.

If David Loyn, the Talib rump ranger, happens to be there when the missile hits, so much the better.

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