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Here’s just a quick list of areas/cities that are sweltering under The Gorebecile’s mythical Anthropogenic Global Worming™ on this Easter Sunday, 2007.

The good people of Tennessee are probably gathering up their pitchforks & torches and heading to the Gorethedral of Global Worming™ to kick the fast bastard’s ass back over to EUnuchistan. (That’s AFTER bundling up like Nanook of Nashville™ & scraping the ice off their SUV’s o’ Doom™, of course.)

Perhaps we should just scrap our plans, altogether, for that Ron Jon® Surf Shop in Omaha and plan on opening up an Alpine ski resort in the U.S. Virgin Islands, instead…

F.E.T.E.

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*Fade in… A group of fedora-bedecked crickets are leaning against a filthy, back alley wall, smoking tiny little cricket-sized cigarettes, nonchalantly picking their little cricket nails and occasionally looking around for the cricket cops, while other crickets are throwing dice behind a stack of cardboard boxes…*

Only one question remains… Why isn’t *spit* fWance *spit* a glowing green glass parking lot for EUnuchDisney™?

F.E.T.E.

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…in which we, for the umpteenth time, make clear our position on the worth and value of the anti-Semitic apes of Turtle Bay.

Israel should ease roadblocks and other restrictions on Palestinians and put a stop to settler violence and hate speech, a United Nations rights watchdog said on Friday.

The UN Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination said Israel’s security measures to ward off suicide bombings and other attacks must be recalibrated to avoid discrimination against Arab Israelis or Palestinians living in Gaza and the West Bank.

So the Useless Nitwits form yet another committee composed entirely of invertebrate assnuggets, this time to “eliminate racial discrimination”, and said gaggle of gimpwits, after studying the Israeli-Paleosimian conflict, reach the conclusion that the Jooos are the bad guys?

Whaddasurprise! We suppose that the racial discrimination in the form of murders of Israeli civilians acted out by the kaffiyeh’ed klusterklowns of the terrortories on a depressingly regular basis isn’t worthy of notice to those vile, scumsucking wastes of protoplasma stinking up New York with their mere presence.

We swear, the best thing that could happen to the HQ of the Useless Nitwits would be for some Good Samaritan to dump a few dozen cannisters of Ricin into the air conditioning system. It wouldn’t be good for the Imperial Liver, however, since we’d be swilling champagne for at least three weeks straight, but we’re prepared to make that sacrifice for the Common Good™.

The committee, which met for four weeks in Geneva, concluded that Israel should cease building the security fence in and around the West Bank and ensure that its various checkpoints and road closures do not reinforce segregation.

The same security fence that has kicked the number of successful suicide attacks against Israeli civilians down ninety-some percent. Nothing upsets the U.N. worse than when those wicked Jooos come up with a way of defending themselves successfully. The oxygen-thieving turds of Turtle Bay are in dire, dire need of being dragged outside and shot, then flushed down the toilet of history.

It also voiced concern at an unequal distribution of water resources, a disproportionate targeting of Palestinians in house demolitions…

Here’s a suggestion: Perhaps those cave-dwelling, fig farming fucknozzles should quit using their property as roach motels for known fucking terrorists? Innovative, yes, but we are the Emperor of All of the Known Universe, so you shouldn’t be surprised to see brilliant, never-thought-of-before ideas gushing forth from our vast intellect.

…and the “denial of the right of many Palestinians” to return to their land.

“Their” land? Most of them weren’t even an itch in their Neanderthal daddies’ crotches when they left their property voluntarily, expecting to be back shortly thereafter once their fellow Mooselimbs were done realizing Adolf Hitler’s fantasies. Boo-freaking-hoo. Live with it, bitches.

The committee, whose recommendations are not legally binding,

And therefore almost as worthless as the cretins who wrote them…

also said that differing applications of criminal law between Jews and Arabs had caused “harsher punishments for Palestinians for the same offense.”

A high number of complaints by Arab Israelis against police officers are not properly investigated and many Arabs suffer discriminatory work practices and high unemployment, it said.

Some actual proof would be helpful, but we’re sure you have no end of freely made up stories to “back up” your assertions.

Excavations beneath and around the Al-Aqsa mosque, Islam’s holiest site in Jerusalem, should also be undertaken in a way that will “in no way endanger the mosque and impede access to it”, it added.

Fuck you, you twits. That site was one of the holiest sites of Judaism long before Mohammed the Pedophile got his tiny cock stuck in his favorite goat’s asshole and rode to Hell on its back, squealing like a terrified little girl. That his followers managed to take the time out from raping, pillaging and murdering to plop down a domed shithouse on the spot in honor of his fairy (in every sense of the word) tales doesn’t change that fact one iota.

Israel argues that the UN Committee’s report, meant to ensure compliance with a 1965 international treaty against racial discrimination which Israel has ratified, does not apply to the Gaza and West Bank.

Israel’s ambassador to the United Nations in Geneva, Itzhak Levanon, told the committee last month it was crucial to understand the pressing security threats faced by his country.

Indeed it is. Just don’t expect the neo-Nazis of the Useless Nitwits to even make a half-hearted attempt to do so, because they couldn’t care less, the soulless, bloodsucking heathens. Kill them all and let Shaytan deal with the overtime that his demons will be clocking up afterwards.

Am Yisroel Chai!

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Our dear friends of the Empire over at Euphoric Reality have been digging around some more into the “family business” of Faisal Khetani of discount-mats.com.

Turns out that Faisal runs his “company” out of his momma’s basement (hence the whines about the contact address belonging to “somebody else” and said “somebody else” being flooded with angry calls and letters. “Somebody else” happens to be Faisal’s daddy) and that he’s running a whole network of “companies” together with, at last count, two guys named Ahmed (sorry, “Accchhhhhhmed”) and Sajid. Of course, we don’t know the extent of the “togetherness”, but they all seem to link to pretty much the same place. We’re just speculating here.

Oh, and Faisal’s friend Sajir Nasir is a Muslim activist at UW-Milwaukee, his daddy is an engineer with the State of WI. Also, his brother has a degree in biomedical engineering with detailed knowledge in toxicity studies, disease studies and engineered tissue.

Now, this may of course be entirely innocent. It’s not like there’s a law against it, and we’re not suggesting, sans evidence, that there’s anything more to it than a whole bunch of interesting coincidences, but in this day and age, it’s hard to be too curious.

Not to mention that, as soon as LC & IB Heidi’s post wondering about the same things went up, the site got hacked and the entire post disappeared and the site has been slammed by proxies out of Chicago and Milwaukee, along with the usual anonymous threats via email. Of course, LC & IB Heidi wasn’t born yesterday, so there’s a copy up now which I urge you to read. Lots of good research there, and a lot more details.

Again, and I cannot stress this enough, all of the above is speculation, and it would’ve been nothing but that until the post provoked such a concerted and vicious response (oh, and assholes: Hacking sites is a felony, in case you’re wondering, so start packing your bags and get ready for a stay in the gray bar hotel), at which point it rose to somewhere slightly above that.

Still, there’s no hard evidence, so no jumping to conclusions.

But, you know, sometimes stuff that quacks and walks like a duck turns out to actually be a duck, if you know what we mean.

We’ll keep you posted.

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As tensions rise between the Turbans of Tehran and the civilized world, El Baradei, Mahmoud Ahmadingdong’s lapdog and one of the contributors to the loss of prestige associated with the Nobel Peace Prize, urges leaders back to the negotiating table, presumably in order to keep his bribes flowing.

Meanwhile, Mohamed El Baradei, who heads the UN’s nuclear watchdog agency, said he was concerned that UN sanctions on Iran could escalate the standoff with the West and called for a resumption of negotiations.

Escalate the standoff from “we’ll do whatever we want to do no matter what, infidels” to what, exactly, you corrupt, terrorist-loving puddle of goat semen?

In the eight years following the Egyptian’s appointment to head the watchdog group, it has failed to detect covert nuclear programs in three countries. It also failed to detect the “nuclear supermarket” run by the Pakistani scientist A. Q. Khan.

Which is hardly surprising, seeing as how the “inspection” teams, in the exact same fashion as the Useless Nitwits “inspection” teams from the days of Saddam (who remains satisfyingly dead), weren’t allowed to “inspect” anything without the prior approval of the regime that they were supposed to “inspect”, not to mention that the “inspection” teams were provided with their own terrorist regime armed escort wherever they went.

One of the Chief Inspectors, Chris Charlier, pointed this out and, predictably, the Tumblefucked Turbaned Twits of Tehran didn’t much like that, demanding that El Baradei fire the infidel for daring to tell the truth. El Baradei promptly complied.

So pardon us if we don’t care a tinker’s cuss about any verbal effluvium seeping from the pie hole of El Baradei.

We might as well listen to advice from Ahmadinnerjacket and, as long as we continue to consider the U.N. anything other than a wholly owned subsidiary of Terrorist Regimes International™, we are doing just that.

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