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And it is simply too cool to not link:

Dammam, Asharq Al-Awsat- Members of Khobar’s Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice were the victims of an attack by two Saudi females, Asharq Al-Awsat can reveal. According to the head of the commission in Khobar, two girls pepper sprayed members of the commission after they had tried to offer them advice.Head of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice in the Eastern province Dr. Mohamed bin Marshood al-Marshood, told Asharq Al Awsat that two of the Commission’s employees were verbally insulted and attacked by two inappropriately-dressed females, in the old market in Prince Bandar street, an area usually crowded with shoppers during the month of Ramadan.

According to Dr. Al-Marshood, the two commission members approached the girls in order to “politely” advice and guide them regarding their inappropriate clothing.

Knowing a bit about the definition that the Allahfascist nutjobs of the Virtue Gestapo uses for “polite”, His Majesty’s only regret is that the two ladies in question weren’t properly equipped to respond in an appropriate and deserved fashion.

High velocity lead injections would work nicely, if you ask us.

Way to go, ladies!!!

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We couldn’t be happier if we tried. One of the fraudulent land shark leeches, robbing companies of billions of dollars every year with fraudulent, manufactured lawsuits, is about to go to the big house.

We completely agree with LC & IB Sithmonkey when he says:

I hope this guy gets mounted like a breeder cow while serving his time (or lack thereof).

All we’d add is that we hope that the breeder stud is unusually and frighteningly well “equipped.”

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(H/t LC Cheapshot911)

Proof of cooperation between Iran and Syria in the proliferation and development of weapons of mass destruction was brought to light Monday in Jane’s Defence Weekly, which reported that dozens of Iranian engineers and 15 Syrian officers were killed in a July 23 accident in Syria.

Note to the Jerusalem Post: That’s not an “accident”, it’s called “The Hand of G-d.”

According to the report, cited by Channel 10, the joint Syrian-Iranian team was attempting to mount a chemical warhead on a Scud missile when the explosion occurred, spreading lethal chemical agents, including sarin nerve gas.

That’s horrible!!!

As far as we know, sarin kills quickly and painlessly. Bummer.

(UPDATE: Muzzy informs us in the comments that we may have our data screwed up on that last point:

Initial symptoms following exposure to sarin are a runny nose, tightness in the chest and constriction of the pupils. Soon after, the victim has difficulty breathing and experiences nausea and drooling. As the victim continues to lose control of bodily functions, he vomits, defecates and urinates. This phase is followed by twitching and jerking. Ultimately, the victim becomes comatose and suffocates in a series of convulsive spasms.

Thanks, Muzzy, you just saved our day and put a giant, shit-eating grin on our face! :D )

Syria began developing chemical weapons in 1973, just before the Yom Kipper War. Globalsecurity.org cites the country as having one of the most advanced chemical weapons programs in the Middle East.

Yom Kippur is coming up this Saturday, by the way.

What a nice anniversary present for Pencilneck Assad and his goons.

So, liberals, do those WMDs exist, or are they also a figment of our imaginations? If so, that would make for a really nifty epitaph for the dead Syrians and Iranians: “Here Lie a Bunch of Thugs, Terrorists and Fuckwits, Killed by a Figment of the Neocons’ Imaginations.”

That rascal Assad. Pelosi and Kucinich sure do know how to pick their new bestest buddies, don’t they?

But don’t question their patriotism.

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We hesitate to unconditionally embrace anything appearing in the MSM as the truth but, on the other hand, The London Times aren’t the worst offenders out there and, at any rate, we’d hate to let excellent news like these just pass us by. But apply the 48-hour rule to it, just in case (via LC & IB Patterico):

IT was just after midnight when the 69th Squadron of Israeli F15Is crossed the Syrian coast-line. On the ground, Syria’s formidable air defences went dead. An audacious raid on a Syrian target 50 miles from the Iraqi border was under way.

At a rendezvous point on the ground, a Shaldag air force commando team was waiting to direct their laser beams at the target for the approaching jets. The team had arrived a day earlier, taking up position near a large underground depot. Soon the bunkers were in flames.

“That’s an awfully nice bunker complex you’ve got there, Pencilneck. It’d be a real shame if anything were to happen to it, wouldn’t it?”

House Stretchface Lugosi must be livid with rage by now, fuming and sputtering in the general direction of those Evil Jooos who dared hurt her new best friend forever, Chinless Assad.

Rumor has it that the bunkers contained unspecified materials of NorK origin. The kind of materials that glow in the dark, if you know what we mean. If true, and we certainly hope that it is, the neighborhood should be quite — interesting — by now and for quite a while to come.

Am Yisroel Chai!

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(Via LC & IB Tim Blair)

Original Big Brother contestant Gordon Sloan has died in Beijing after collapsing in mysterious circumstances 12 days ago.

Sloan, who starred in the first series of the reality show in 2001, died at 1pm (AEST) yesterday at a city hospital.

ninemsn understands the 34-year-old architect was admitted on September 1 and was in a coma when he died.

Sources told ninemsn drugs were suspected in the death and that Sloan might have taken an overdose or been deliberately drugged by another person.

“Mysterious circumstances” my arse. Obviously, having failed his hero Saddam Insane years ago, he decided to follow him into Hell to act as his human shield there instead.

Note to Sloan: Running for the hills won’t be an option down there, but you probably know that by now. Mheh.

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Psychochick, whose assimilation is obviously almost complete since she already knows our tastes in news stories, sends us this heartwarming story from Oregon:

PORTLAND, Ore. - An Oregon man was sentenced to 10 years in prison Friday after hiring another man to kill his wife.

A great pity. The cowardly bastard should’ve gotten life without parole, at least. Few things aggravate me more than feral husbands trying to murder the ones they’re supposed to be willing, even eager to take a bullet for, but one of those things would be cowardly feral husbands who don’t even have the guts to do the foul, dirty, spineless deed themselves.

Anyway, that’s not the good part of the story. For that, we have to look at what happened. A story that has been reported before, but it’s so wonderful a story of self-defense, improvisation and good old fashioned American “can do” spirit that it deserves to be repeated. Also, you may have missed it the first time around, and it would be damn near criminal to deprive you of a story like that:

In September 2006, Susan found an intruder in her southeast Portland home.

“I saw a man step out of the shadows and he began to hit me in the head and the face with a hammer,” said Kuhnhausen.

Already we hear the bleeding-heart, anti-self defense, objectively pro-criminal morons howling from the peanut gallery: “Just give him what he wants and everything will be just fine!” To which, of course, any red-blooded American will respond with fair warning, followed by a quick fist to the face if the bleating moron doesn’t heed said warning immediately.

For the first time publicly, she described how, fearing for her life, she fought back.

“I got the hammer and started hitting him with the hammer several times. My father the carpenter always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense, the claw end would work the best,” said Kuhnhausen.

Mheh. We like your father, Mrs Kuhnhausen, we like your father a lot! Of course, this is a perfect example of a situation where there would have been little to no danger if the intended victim had been armed with a firearm for her own protection, so all you ladies (and gentlemen, for that matter) who still haven’t taken that step yet: take heed. It is your right, and it may just save your lives one day.

But Mrs Kuhnhausen, facing the murderer unarmed, did the right thing: Instead of bemoaning the fact that she was unarmed and submitting to the subhuman bag of waste, improvised and used what was at hand. Not optimal, but still a damn sight better than curling up in the fetal position and becoming a statistic. Good for her, and HOOAH!

The attacker was Ed Haffey, a drug addict who it turned out was hired by Michael Kuhnhausen to kill Susan.

“I yelled who sent you here, yelled again, who sent you here?” asked Kuhnhausen.

The plan failed as the emergency room nurse relied on her hospital self-defense training and began to bite, hit and choke Haffey.

Since the claw hammer didn’t do the job on its own, our heroine then proceeded to use all the other means available to her, including her teeth and hands. Note to the LCs of the Empire: Hands and teeth are quite effective. For one thing, you’re used to using your hands, making them very fast and accurate and, as far as your teeth are concerned, humans are predators. Those teeth weren’t only put in there to tear up the flesh of dead animals. Not for the squeamish, of course, but certainly better than being dead.

“He turned blue as I told him you’re not going to kill me.” said Kuhnhausen.

Instead, she killed Haffey.

Nurse 1.
Stupid, feral goblin 0.

For beating the useless waste of DNA with a clawhammer, biting him bloody with her own teeth and finally strangling the bastard to death with her own hands, Mrs Kuhnhausen is herewith awarded the Imperial Order of Self-Defense with added Bleach Emblem for valuable service in cleaning out the Gene Pool of the Empire.

Well done, Milady, well done indeed!

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As the gutless, traitorous surrender monkeys of the Dhimmicrat Party stumble all over themselves to try and launch a “unilateral pre-emptive strike” against the credibility of General Petraeus, the very general whom they unanimously voted for to lead the US military’s fight against the terrorists in Iraq, some people, who have actually traveled to the Middle East, have some bad news for them. Here’s one of them.

(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)

The Middle East is a place where Islamists — who are likely to turn out unfriendly to America no matter how moderate they seem — are on the rise, where regimes remain entrenched in their fear of change, and where internal and cross-border conflicts are more likely in the upcoming future than not. Iraq is the only country in which all these dangerous trends are in reverse — the fever had peaked and recovery is underway.

The Sunni insurgency in Iraq has been broken, and Al Qaeda is getting crushed; its remaining strength is being marshaled to visit retribution on those unsavory Sunni “renegades” who once worked with Al Qaeda and now have turned on it. Everyone likes a winner, and Al Qaeda is losing big.Interestingly, Al Qaeda’s front organization, the Islamic State of Iraq, had admitted in its last biweekly report — the 31st such report spanning the period between August 1 and August 15 — that it has had an 80% decrease in its violent output over the course of the last two months.

Yeah, Schmuck Schumer, you ass-licking bag of fuck-drippings, it’s all DESPITEthe inability of American forces to bring stability and security to Iraq“.

Just when the washed-up hippies of the 1960’s thought that they could re-live the (in)glorious days of their youth and, once again, snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, history decides to kick them squarely where their nuts would be, if they had any.

There’s MUCH more Good News™ from Iraq to make UpChuck & Harry Reid cry. Go read it.

F.E.T.E.

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In these times of rampant anti-American, treasonous & seditious acts by the Left and their hypocritical, billionaire Neo-Marxist ass-clowns in the Lamestream Media & WhoreyWood, it’s refreshing to see a story, such as this one, about a US company supporting the efforts of our incredible troops over in the steaming cesspool of Southwest Asia.

(Note: The article will be below the fold to save space for those of you too lazy to click the link up there. ;) )

F.E.T.E.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Picture the scene:

A bunch of Talib sister-molesters are gathering for a jolly old time shooting the breeze, bowing towards Mecca, firing their AK-47s into the air (and subsequently being mightily surprised when gravity, being wholly unmentioned in the only book that Hajis are familiar with, kicks in and rains very fast objects on their pointed, dishtowel-covered heads) and, of course, a spot of stringing up infidels by the neck until dead.

Sounds like a fun time in the goatshit-covered backwaters of Bumfuckistan, doesn’t it?

Well, it would be if it wasn’t for the Air Force dropping in to partake in the festivities as well:

The U.S.-led coalition said Friday it had launched an air strike on a meeting of top Taliban commanders in a militant stronghold in Afghanistan, and local officials said more than a dozen rebels and civilians had been killed.

Taliban militants were hanging two local people accused of spying for the government. Other villagers had come out to watch when the bombs fell, he said.

Here’s a hint for anybody else in the region unable to resist the urge to come out and rubberneck when the Talibs are busy murdering:

Beware the Explosive Precipitation Advisory, m’kay?

Or not. It’s not like we really care, you know.

UPDATE: Courtesy of Sir Christopher, here are some more details:

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Yes this is my first post…. I asked Misha to allow me access so that I could thank you all for your support and contributions to our new home! Just so you know… we closed on our house yesterday!! We are so excited!!! In our excitement we kind of forgot about having the utilities transferred into our name, so currently there is no electric or water, LOL.
Yes at times we are goofy!

With your kind contributions we were able to purchase a fridge for the house!! We went to Sears™ outlet and got an excellent deal on the fridge! I thought that a fridge would be an appropriate purchase because it will be in a prominent location in the heart of the house. It will be used many times a day, of course, and we will think of our BELOVED Rotties everytime we see it! LOL And Misha says everytime he goes for a beer (which is VERY often)!! I thought y’all would appreciate knowing that! :lol:

Originally we were going to buy a washer/dryer with the contributions, however, it just so happens that we lucked into a deal on that. That’s when I decided that a fridge would be the perfect use for the contributions! Words truly cannot express how Blessed and Thankful we are to have such a wonderful group of people to call friends!

Thank you all again! **Hugs** We love you all!!

UPDATE: For those of you that haven’t heard, the gas is now on and the electricity and water are scheduled to be turned on Wednesday. It looks like a green light on completion of our move this weekend. The speed of packing was slowed due to the absence of utilities, as I tend to melt in the heat. LOL And another huge THANK YOU to everyone for your contributions and well wishes and general support.

You guys are AWESOME!!!!

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