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…the narcissistic clown who is running neck and neck with Manbearpig in the contest to see who on Earth has the worst case of Delusions of Adequacy.

No, Eliot, we’re not done with your fat, loathsome self yet, not by a long shot. You’ll find that when it comes to wastes of protoplasm making fun of dying people and their kids, our memory is very long indeed.

And it seems that we’re not alone (link thanks to LC Matt).

The only thing making us suspicious about the link above is that it’s too honest and true to life to really be you.

Now get back to dying slowly and painfully, “Troll Dolls”, and be sure to keep us updated on your journey into Hell on Earth.

We need the laughs.

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(Link thanks to LC NCLivingBrit)

While every civilized human being who knew about it was busy empathizing with Maia and her mom, Cathy Seipp, some failed “standup comic” and even more failed “teacher” name of Eliot Stein was busy making fun of Cathy and Maia on his spoof website, www.cathyseipp.com (no longer in existence).

Just hours before her death, “Cathy Seipp” suddenly seemed to undo decades of hard work with an oddly written letter posted on the Web site, www. cathyseipp.com. In what came off as more bizarre rant than heartfelt apology, her supposed “very last blog entry” called her years of journalism a “shoddy,” “despicable” and “irresponsible” career as a “fourth-rate hack.” Her political stance? All a mistake.

The fiery, unwavering supporter of George W. Bush supposedly said she’d done a complete 180 in the past year and was now an implied supporter of Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y. What was even more perplexing was that “Seipp” was taking mean-spirited potshots at her own daughter, Maia Lazar, whom she called an “obnoxious” and “arrogant” wanna-be “skank” who was “mentally ill.” Throughout the letter, the one person whom “Seipp” seemed most sorry for ever having offended was Maia’s 10th-grade journalism teacher, who had frequently clashed with mother and daughter. Finally, “Seipp” said she was probably to blame for her own illness — the “venom” she’d spewed for years was responsible for her terminal cancer.

All because of an old grudge:

Friends were horrified. They quickly realized that the letter was the work of an infamous character known as “Troll Dolls” who’d positioned himself as the blogger’s archenemy and bought the domain name www.cathyseipp.com years earlier (Seipp’s real Web site is www.cathyseipp.net). Troll Dolls is really Eliot Stein, a 54-year-old former online talk-show host and stand-up comedian who hadd taught Maia in a journalism class for a brief period in 2004, and who blamed Maia and Seipp for his departure from the school after only five weeks.

Intentional infliction of emotional distress, anyone?

Oh, but I don’t want that fat, filthy, disgusting, incompetent sack of pig semen to merely get sued. Oh no, I want the fat fuck to die. Slowly, painfully and screaming for mercy. I want him to suffer all the torments of Hell before he goes there, as a matter of fact I want Hell to be a relief for him when he finally snuffs it and leaves this world a better place than it was while he was still stealing oxygen. I want him to suffer in such mind-crushingly, indescribably horrid ways that he’ll be begging for the courage to kill himself just to make it end, only to realize that he’s too much of a fat, failed, worthless coward to do even that. Then I want him to suffer some more.

I want him to vomit and shit himself in unutterable horror, I want his limbs to fall off in rotten piles of pus, one by one, I want his eyeballs to rot and melt and run down his fat, flabby cheeks, I want his teeth to fall out, his guts to liquefy slowly, and his lungs to gradually fill with foul, malodorous slime.

I want everything bad, painful and ugly this world holds to befall him, repeatedly, and I want him to be fully awake and conscious while it’s happening to him. I want his property taken from him, his identity stolen, his friends, if friends he has, to spit on him, turn away and never speak to him again, I want everything that he values to turn to shit before his crying eyes, I want every single one of G-d’s creations to inflict pain upon him, hate him and do what they can to destroy him.

And then, when he has suffered enough that all is taken from him, that he has turned utterly insane with grief and pain, when his every breath is spent begging for the sweet release of death, then I want him to die. Alone. KNOWING that he is alone and forgotten and that not even a mangy dog will turn up for his funeral.

Then, and only then, can Shaitan have him.

Forever more.

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…to the despicable swine in the video below as well as anybody sympathizing with them:

You may think (although I highly doubt that you’re capable of such) that you’re cute and are just “speaking truth to power”, but I’d like to remind you that the only reason you can get away with that thoroughly vile and disgusting behavior is the sacrifice of soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines whose intestinal flora is more worthy of respect than you are, men and women you that you “thank” by burning them in effigy while bleating chants about how you hope they’ll all die.

You’re crossing a very important and quite lethal (for you) line there, and I think it is time to remind you that the First Amendment protects you from the GOVERNMENT, it does not protect you from ME.

No, this is not hyperbole.

Try any of that crap around me and I will beat you to bloody, shredded pulps of steaming red meat.

The First Amendment isn’t going to help you one little bit there, and no amount of prosecution in my general direction after the fact is going to pull your mutilated, mangled corpses out of the morgue.

You think I’m kidding?

I strongly advise you against putting it to the test, because you won’t like the outcome.

That’s a promise.

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*Fade in… A group of fedora-bedecked crickets are leaning against a filthy, back alley wall, smoking tiny little cricket-sized cigarettes, nonchalantly picking their little cricket nails and occasionally looking around for the cricket cops, while other crickets are throwing dice behind a stack of cardboard boxes…*

Only one question remains… Why isn’t *spit* fWance *spit* a glowing green glass parking lot for EUnuchDisney™?

F.E.T.E.

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Thanks to LC readerjp:

I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan. For those who would like to confirm, there are pictures of me on the Internet holding his head,” the transcript read.

Meanwhile, Rosie O’Dumbfuck, the Fat Lesbian Vampire, is busy whining and complaining about how we’re treating KSM “like an animal”, “robbing him of his humanity.”

Those lovable liberals, forever unable to figure out who to root for. When they’re not rooting outright for the terrorists, that is.

There’s a reason why we treat worthless shit like KSM like animals, you blithering, bloviating bovine, it’s because they are animals. And we say that knowing full well that we might be unfairly insulting animals everywhere.

You’re a criminal waste of skin, Rosie, a crime further exacerbated by the sheer, astronomical amount of skin wasted.

LC & IB Mike, as always, puts it so much better than we could ever hope to (read the whole thing):

Say it with me: not antiwar. ON THE OTHER SIDE. With “friends” like these, who needs enemies?

Anyone who thinks we have the slightest chance of winning any so-called War on Terror (not that we’re currently involved in anything of the sort anyway) when fully half the country is so idiot-minded it can’t even make up its mind who to root for is, quite bluntly, nuts.

It’d be one thing if all the objectively pro-terrorist liberals were merely sitting on the sidelines, refusing to participate, but when they’re actively working to help the other side…

Well, a country at war just can’t afford that in the long run.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

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More specifically, the Entirely-Embargoed-By-The-MSM story about former VA ACLU President Charles Rust-Tierney and his hobby of watching videos of toddlers and infants being tortured and brutally raped.

Why is this not newsworthy?

Oh, it might reflect badly upon the ACLU and their years-long crusade to legalize child pornography.

Got it.

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We all know where the American Communist Litigation Unit stands on child pornography (hint: they don’t want it to be illegal), so if any of you are surprised by a former ACLU chapter president being arrested for subsidizing producers and sellers of hard core kiddy diddling (think rape of pre-teens and worse), please go to the back of the class. Right now.

Stop the ACLU has all the disgusting details.

So far, the only major MSM outlet to have shown any interest in this story and the background of the useless swine is ABC.

Not much of a surprise there either.

If guilty, and it looks very much like he is, I want a week in a sound-proofed room alone with the sick, worthless bastard.

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You’d think that at least a few Americans could pull their amples asses out from in front of “24” and “American Idiot” long enough to start building the gallows to hang the entire fuckin’ group of traitorous assholes who have perpetrated the unpardonable wrongful lynching of US Border Patrol Agents Compean and Ramos. (Warning: Be sure to put away all firearms and throwable objects before clicking on that link.)

Y’all bring the rope, we’ll bring the beer.

F.E.T.E

PS: No offense meant to those who like to watch “24” or “American Idiot“, but you’d think that The ReichWing Network™, aka “Fox“, would devote at least ONE story to this case, instead of the nightly 10-minute “American Idiot Update” segment. We mean, how many horribly-faked, choreographed bad try-outs can Fox possibly shove down the throats of the gullible, 15-second attention-spanned Americans before they smack themselves in their collective foreheads and go “Holy FUCK!!! This shit is contrived and fake and it’s all a scam to get gullible people to use up their “Anytime Minutes” calling in to vote, while watching commercials for even MORE episodes of American Idiot!”

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We know it will take all of about 3 nanoseconds for some fuckin’ Moonbeam-worshiping Moron™ to come in and say something astronomically stupid like “The death penalty isn’t a deterrent!” in defense of this fecal crust on the ass of humanity. Well, you drooling fuckwidgets, we don’t give a long flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier if it’s a “deterrent” or not.

(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)

RALEIGH, N.C. — A pregnant woman found bludgeoned to death in her Wake County home died of blunt force trauma to the head and suffered a fractured skull during the attack, according to an autopsy report released Monday.

Michelle Young, 29, was found dead Nov. 3, surrounded by the bloody footprints of her 2-year-old daughter Cassidy, who was found unharmed nearby. Young, a senior tax consultant at Progress Energy Inc., was five months pregnant.

The medical examiner report said that Young suffered several fractures in the skull and jaw, her neck showed signs of strangulation and she had lost several teeth.

This festering sack of steaming skunk semen (Our most profound apologies to skunks everywhere.) deserves punishment, whether it “deters” anyone else from doing it or not. This motherfucker deserves nothing less than a slow, agonizing death.

There are very few things that piss us off more, here in The Empire™, than a man beating up a female. Hell, it’s one of the reasons we’re so sickened by the thought of anyone apologizing for or appeasing the Religion of Piss™.

It doesn’t matter who the fuck you are. You. Don’t. Beat. Women. Period. Stop. End. Of. Fucking. Sentence. That’s an automatic ass-whoopin’, at a minimum, and a death sentence at its maximum.

F.E.T.E.

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