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Laura Ingraham decides that she’s tired of stumping, campaigning and taking the body blows for an Administration that couldn’t care less about the ones that gave them their jobs.

You’re not the only one, dearest, and what an utterly marvelous audio-Fisking as well.

Good job!

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Not content with calling people concerned about upholding the laws of our country “racists” and “bigots”, El Presidente Jorge Arbusto takes it one step further:

The presidential stop came during a congressional recess, with senators back home and facing pressure from the left and right on the immigration plan. Bush’s aim is to build momentum for the legislation, perhaps his best chance for a signature victory in his second term. The Senate expects to resume debate on it next week.

‘A lot of Americans are skeptical about immigration reform, primarily because they don’t think the government can fix the problems,’ Bush said.

1965?

1986?

Whatever could possibly give us the idea that government has no intentions of living up to their promises? That’s so unreasonable of us bigots, anti-immigrants and racists.

‘And my answer to the skeptics is: give us a chance to fix the problems in a comprehensive way that enforces our border and treats people with decency and respect. Give us a chance to fix this problem. Don’t try to kill this bill before it gets moving,’ Bush told students and instructors at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center.

Fine. OK by me. Here’s a suggestion, you lying, fuckheaded, backstabbing weasel: Enforce the laws FIRST, THEN we’ll talk.

Hey, what’s the problem with that? You are promising to enforce the laws, aren’t you? I mean, it’s not like you’ll promise us the moon and then, when you’ve gotten your amnesty for your beloved illegal immigrants, stab us in the back just like your predecessors, right?

‘Those determined to find fault with this bill will always be able to look at a narrow slice of it and find something they don’t like,’ the president said. ‘If you want to kill the bill, if you don’t want to do what’s right for America, you can pick one little aspect out of it.

“Don’t want to do what’s right for America?”

Is that your latest attack on the ones without whom you’d still be clearing scrubs back in Crawford? We’re unpatriotic for wanting to enforce our nation’s laws now? Un-PATRIOTIC???

OK. That’s fucking IT, you despicable mound of shit. That’s it, you louse, you inflamed polyp in the nether regions of humanity, you filthy sack of dog’s vomit, you disgusting, treasonous, insulting, piss poor excuse for a human being.

You’re calling ME “un-patriotic???” ME???

Go fucking choke on a pretzel, you swine, and don’t ever, EVER dare ask me for anything, don’t EVER come begging for support, don’t EVER expect any and please, for the love of Texas, when you retire DON’T profane my beautiful state with your presence. Go live in Mexico. You love that country more than you love this one anyway.

Fucking asshole. Time for the impeachment hearings, Dems, or are you all talk and no game? You’ve got my support, no matter WHAT charges you’ll bring, 110%

I have never been this fucking insulted in my life.

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We knew we shouldn’t have asked what President Shrubbery would aim to fuck up next, because here it is (via Hot Air):

WASHINGTON — The Bush administration will announce increases in immigration application fees Wednesday that will nearly double the cost of citizenship and almost triple the cost of becoming a legal permanent resident.

Under the increases, which cover almost all immigration benefits, the cost of bringing a foreign fiance or fiancee will jump from $170 to $455. The price tag for a green card, or a legal permanent resident visa, will rise from $325 to $930, and the cost of citizenship papers will increase from $330 to $595.

So while Jorge Arbusto and his Traveling Tijuana RINO Show are busy handing out the store for free to illegal immigrants, the poor schmucks playing by the rules, also known as legal immigrants, are herewith cordially invited by the Chief Sombrero and his Mariachis in DC to fuck themselves while paying through the nose.

What a wonderfully responsible message to transmit, Gee Dubya, you immoral, lying, backstabbing sack of rancid ratshit: “Follow the rules, get reamed with a 2×4. Break every single one of them, get the whole kit and kaboodle for free!

Douchebaggy Duke of Jackassery.

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The Embassy hostages? Threatening to nuke one of our key allies off the map? Funneling IEDs and weapons, not to mention terrorists wielding them, into Iraq to kill our troops?

“Never mind, Mullahs, why don’t we all sit down and talk?”

Tue May 29, 3:50 AM ET

BAGHDAD - The United States and Iran broke a 27-year diplomatic freeze Monday with a four-hour meeting about Iraqi security. The American envoy said there was broad policy agreement, but that Iran must stop arming and financing militants who are attacking U.S. and Iraqi forces.

Iranian Ambassador Hassan Kazemi Qomi told The Associated Press that the two sides would meet again in less than a month. U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker said Washington would decide only after the Iraqi government issued an invitation.

President Dumbass just continues to impress. Please note the dateline on that article. Not only did President Milquetoast’s Administration sit down to have talks with the most active state sponsor of terrorism on the face of the planet, they did so on Memorial Day.

Yep, that’s right. While the rest of us were busy honoring and remembering our fallen, President Noodlespine’s people were schmoozing with their murderers.

I can’t wait for that honorless assclown to get the fuck out of office.

Hey, Dumbya, remember this?: “You’re either with us or you’re against us.” Or how about “you don’t negotiate with terrorists?”

Apart from completely flip-flopping on your commitment to actually, you know, fight the Long War, apart from building the most bloated, overpriced bureaucracy in the history of these United States, apart from outspending even the Klintoon Kuntheads, apart from working hard to erase our borders and utterly destroy this nation in a flood of un-assimilable criminals, apart from licking the floor of every mosque in the nation out of fear of offending the death cult that we’re at war with, apart from violating the Constitution’s First Amendment by signing McCain/Feingold, apart from promising to sign a violation of the Second Amendment as well if the Bastard Child of Klintoon’s Scary Weapons Ban ever makes it to your desk, is there any other part of the United States and conservative values that you wish to tear up, burn and piss on the ashes of before you leave office in ‘09?

Is there any other part of my children’s birthright that you want to throw away, Mr. 28% Approval Rating?

Fuck you very much, you simpering, spineless suckweasel.

Cox & Forkum nail it.

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Meanwhile, a bird in the Rose Garden demonstrates that it has more sense than the Senate.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t a Roc.

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LC & IB Bill Quick reports that the weasels in DC are beginning to pay attention to the backlash. Apparently they don’t much feel like getting their resumes out and updating them just now.

So contact your congress critters today. And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow and so on until this abomination of a Bill is thrown under the bus.

I can’t begin to emphasize enough how important this is to our nation’s future, but thankfully LC & IB Steve can (read the whole thing).

Sometimes it’s painful, being mathematically inclined. It allows me to see why global warming and the population explosion and other mythical terrors aren’t to be taken seriously, but it also means I can see the very real danger of importing millions of bottom-of-the-heap uneducated, unskilled laborers. Assuming they vote, they will shift us to the left. And they and their children and grandchildren tend to stay on the bottom once they get here, which makes it pretty unlikely that they’ll ever vote for anything other than handouts.

When leftism kills economies and spreads oppression and brutality and genocide, people flee to the US. I always wonder, when it happens in the US, where are we supposed to go?

I don’t know. What I do know is that I’ve seen where this train is headed once, I was riding it until I got off and escaped to this country, and I’m not running again. This is the hill upon which I’ll die, and I will die before I let this nation be destroyed and turned into yet another socialist, welfare state shithole.

Finally, count me in, LC & IB John Hawkins.

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(Via Hot Air)

Yes, that’s right. The Kennedy Full Amnesty Plan did meet with opposition from the Administration. Their problem was that it wasn’t generous enough:

Bush removes provision requiring back taxes from illegal immigrants
By Michael Kranish, Globe Staff | May 19, 2007

WASHINGTON — The Bush administration insisted on a little-noticed change in the bipartisan Senate immigration bill that would enable 12 million undocumented residents illegal aliens to avoid paying back taxes or associated fines to the Internal Revenue Service, officials said.

An independent analyst estimated the decision could cost the IRS tens of billions of dollars.

A provision requiring payment of back taxes had been in the initial version of a bill proposed by Senator Edward M. Kennedy, the Massachusetts Democrat. But the administration called for the provision to be removed due to concern that it would be too difficult to figure out which illegal immigrants owed back taxes.

“It’s too difficult to enforce the immigration laws already on the books, so we’ll just legalize illegal immigration. It’s also too difficult to make sure the little darlings pay the taxes they’ve been refusing to pay, so we’ll just legalize tax evasion. But only if you’re an illegal alien. The rest of you will have to pay up, and pay even more, since Presidente Arbusto and his RINO fuckweasels’ little Free Citizenship for Felons Program™ is projected to cost us $2.5 trillion.”

You’re going to be stomped in 2008, GOP Stupid Party, and you’ll deserve every bit of it.

Yes, I say “you”, because I’m not a Republican anymore.

Goodbye, and thanks for absolutely fucking nothing.

P.S.: Oh, and Dumbya, if the loony libs decide to go for it and start the impeachment machine, you’re on your own. I’m not lifting a finger for you.

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Well, we can’t really say that El Presidente Arbusto “caved”, since handing over the store to burglars has been his agenda all along.

His Majesty needs to go pound on something, and he needs it really bad. Thanks for the slap in the face, you nutless nincompoops. After all the hoops that yours truly jumped through gladly to become a citizen, it’s really heartwarming to see you fuckheads handing out the status for free to a bunch of law-breaking fucknozzles whose only qualification for being here is that they managed to swim across the Rio Grande.

That option, sadly, wasn’t open to us since swimming the Atlantic is a bit more than even we can handle. Not that we’d have done so anyway. It’s called “respect for the law”, and you empty, corrupt suits in DC might want to look into it one day.

And please, don’t give us any spin about “border security measures needing to be in place before amnesty” either. We heard it all before. 1986, anyone? You’re going to run from that requirement faster than Whorealdo Rivera can run to a camera. Not that it matters anyway. You’ve just handed out amnesty to 12-20 million lawbreakers, parasites that have been sucking the blood out of our system for years without paying a red dime into it.

“It’s OK, little burglar. You’re free to go and, by the way, keep the plasma TV too.”

Sickening.

And a word of advice to the Border Patrol: You’d better run inside the nearest building and lock the doors, lest you get trampled by the impending stampede to the border. As we’ve learned, staying on the job and actually doing it will only get you 12 years in the federal pen, courtesy of Jorge Arbusto’s childhood friends.

*SPIT!*

(For a great roundup of reactions, go here.)

LC & IB Ace has an idea, and I’m 100% behind it. Consider the letters sent. If they want another dime out of me ever again, they’d better kill this abomination.

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Lord Nazh has a post on President Bush’s sudden and inexplicable outburst of common sense.

All of a sudden, Jorge suggests that illegal aliens (also known as “common thieves”) already here will only be eligible for work visas if they go back to Tijuana or whatever other rock they crawled out from under, pay a $10,000 fine (a small percentage of what they’ve been robbing from American taxpayers through years of fraud, forgery and theft) and apply through normal channels.

Of course, being the cynical bastard that we are, we suspect that the only reason for him to suddenly make a 180 on the “free citizenship for felons” hymn he’s been singing for years is that he knows it won’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell of making it through Congress now that his ideological brothers and sisters of the Dhimmicrat Party are in control of it. Thus, he gets to pretend to give a shit about the ones who elected him without risking that anybody might actually enact his suggestions.

If he really meant it, why wouldn’t he have said so while his own party was in control of Congress?

Quack, quack, lame duck.

***UPDATE***: B.C. the Imperial Torturer points us to this snippet, talking about the Usual Suspects™ protesting in the streets:

The immigrants at the protest are outraged by the proposals.

“This is our country, this is our home, we live out here. This is our country, we don’t want to separate, the families keep together for always,” one said.

1) No. this is not your country until you’re citizens. But if you insist on a piece of it anyway, please do try to take it. I could use the target practice.

2) No. It doesn’t matter one bit that you’ve been “clever” enough to spit out a few babies in between forging social security cards, sponging up free health care and tuition and avoiding taxes. Sure, it is sad that you care so little about your kids that you’re willing to make them victims of your life of crime, but taking your own kids hostage isn’t going to endear you to anybody with a brain. Or perhaps we should extend that logic to include other criminals as well? Murderers, rapists, child molesters, none of them can go to jail because it would “split up their families?” Ain’t buying, so shut up, pack your bags and piss off.

“We want to be legal in the US because many people, we pay taxes, we do everything okay to support our family,” another said.

You pay taxes, do you? Well, in that case, you’re guilty of forgery. Forgery of Federal documents, no less.

Are you sure you don’t want to shut up now while you’re behind?

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LC & IB Dan Riehl takes the disgusting cowards in London and DC to task, and does so exceedingly well.

Ahmadinnerjacket and his ragheaded hordes kidnapped British soldiers three years ago, and to this day the Brits are still crawling around on their knees, begging to have their equipment back, pretty please with sugar on top. Now they’ve done it again, only this time it was 15 Royal Marines, and all the Brits could find in themselves to do was to order the HMS Cornwall to sit by and let the turbaned tits get away with it, followed by begging other EUnuch nations to call the Iranians big blue meanies. Oh, and all we could do for our allies was to help push yet another meaningless Useless Nitwits resolution through.

And before we get too cocky and make too much fun of the British government’s dicklessness, we should keep in mind that the Iranians have been crossing the Iraq/Iran border at will for years, supplying the terrorists in Iraq with weapons that have killed an untold number of our own soldiers. Consequences of that? None. None whatsoever.

Dan is right. There’s a reason that the Pisslamofascists are getting ever more aggressive, getting away with murder on a regular basis. And the reason is our “leadership.”

Why the Hell shouldn’t the Mad Mullahs and their friends be doing what they’re doing? There are NO CONSEQUENCES, unless you call sternly worded letters of condemnation (and not all that sternly worded at that) and the endless, meaningless, pathetic Kabuki theatre at Turtle Bay “consequences.”

And every single bloody time that the twats, cunts and tossers in London and DC let them get away with another act of war, they’re encouraged to go on doing it, escalating as they go along. Not to mention that every single bloody time is a major propaganda victory for them AND their terrorist allies elsewhere.

Somewhere in Hell, Adolf Hitler is cursing the fact that he was born 70 years too soon. Had he been facing the wimps of today, the Wehrmacht would’ve been marching around in Warsaw without having to fire a shot while the Western “powers” were busy writing diplomatic notes of concern.

The “leaders” of the West today make Neville Chamberlain look like George S. Patton.

*Spit!*

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