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Jorge Arbusto in Mexico:

“In the debate on migration, I remind my fellow citizens that family values do not stop at the Rio Grande River, that there are decent, hardworking honorable citizens of Mexico who want to make a living for their families,” Bush said as he stood beside Calderon. “And so, Mr. President, my pledge to you and your government — but, more importantly, the people of Mexico — is I will work as hard as I possibly can to pass comprehensive immigration reform.[Emphasis mine — Emp.M.]

Would somebody please remind this insufferable, borderline treasonous clownshoe which fucking country it is that he’s President OF???

If he were half as concerned with pledging loyalty and allegiance to the people who actually put him in office as he is eager to swallow the burrito of whatever dumbfuck happens to be Head Sombrero of Mexico at any given point in time, then we’d have smooth sailing here in the U.S.

Another reason to hate the Democrats: All of those impeachment squeals? Nothing but empty promises.

Oh, and Jorge? Since you’re now in the country that you’d rather be President of, why don’t you just stay the fuck there already? It’s not like you’d be terribly missed if you were to never crawl back across the border.

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(Via LC & IB Bill Quick)

WASHINGTON (AP) — The White House on Thursday defended House Speaker Nancy Pelosi against Republican criticism that her desire to fly in an Air Force transport plane is an extravagance.

“This is a silly story and I think it’s been unfair to the speaker,” White House spokesman Tony Snow said.

Just in case there are still anybody out there wondering why Compassionate George’s approval ratings are so low that he’d lose in a straw poll against Fidel Castro.

In Miami.

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LC Judith wants to know if the Dubya Appeasistration don’t have anything better than this to do and, frankly, so do we:

WASHINGTON, Jan 27 — The Bush administration will inform Congress on Monday that Israel may have violated agreements with the United States when it fired American-supplied cluster munitions into southern Lebanon during its fight with Hezbollah last summer, the State Department said Saturday.

Cluster munitions fired at the Hezbollasses who kept up a continuous barrage of Katyushas over Israeli cities, that is. How DARE those pesky Jooos defend themselves against mass murder???

Cluster munitions are anti-personnel weapons that scatter tiny but deadly bomblets over a wide area. The grenadelike munitions, tens of thousands of which have been found in southern Lebanon, have caused 30 deaths and 180 injuries among civilians since the end of the war, according to the United Nations Mine Action Service.

Which may, of course, have something to do with the fact that Hezbollah has a habit of loading up the buildings they hide in with civilian human shields (assuming for the sake of argument that they were ever “civilians” at all), not to mention their practice of preventing, at gunpoint, civilian refugees from leaving the war zone. But you won’t find anybody protesting that.

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Imagine that. The Karbala attack that led to the murder of five U.S. soldiers seems to have Iranian fingerprints all over it.

You know, the Iran whose former leader was busy getting his cock tongue-washed by John Fuckface Kerry the other day.

So, will the abduction and murder of U.S. soldiers have any consequences for Iran?

With President Limpdick in power?

BWAHAH!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Heck, Dubya might go as far as to refuse to use lube up his asshole the next time Ahmadinnerjacket wants a quick poke in the hole, but that’s about as far as he’ll go.

The dickless, disgrace to Texas piece of shit.

Here’s the Imperial Promise to the People of the United States, were we to be eligible for the position of President and were we to be elected:

If you mess with the United States, your country will become a glowing glass parking lot within four hours of your act of aggression. No questions asked, no ultimatums issued, no crawl-on-our-knees sessions before the Useless Nitwits.

You leave US alone, we leave YOU alone.

If not, you die.

ALL of you.

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We know that we’d promised not to, but since it’s inevitable that some poor, naive fool is going to look up the text of the SotU Address out of curiosity unless we do something to stop it and save him or her from slipping into a coma, here’s a somewhat condensed recap.

The things we do to save you from yourselves, Loyal Citizens.

The Weenie-in-Chief started out with the obligatory, ceremonial kissing of Democrat arses in an inevitably futile attempt to ingratiate himself with the plebes of the left. Or maybe he really is happy that the party whose domestic platform he has been following slavishly since he got into office finally is in the majority, so he won’t even have to pretend that he’s a Republican anymore.

Who knows? More relevantly, who really cares anymore?

Personally, we think that the part where he prostrated himself before House Stretcher Lugosi and carefully sucked on each one of her toes while mumbling “I’m not worthy” over and over again was a bit over the top, but different strokes for different folks, we guess.

Other choice quotes from the ritual self-abasement:

…we’re all held to the same standards, and called to serve the same good purposes: To extend this nation’s prosperity; to spend the people’s money wisely; to solve problems, not leave them to future generations; to guard America against all evil; and to keep faith with those we have sent forth to defend us.

All of which every last worthless one of you will then proceed to ignore, just as you always have in the past. Next.

Our citizens don’t much care which side of the aisle we sit on —

Too true.

You’re all an equal waste of perfectly good DNA.

This economy is on the move, and our job is to keep it that way, not with more government, but with more enterprise.

Quoth the drunken sailor who has managed to outspend even Clinton on making government bigger, more expensive and, most of all, more intrusive. A bureaucrat in every room, a spoonful of gruel in every pot.

Pull the other one, dork. This one quit flying 4 years ago.

Then it was on to the usual promises to waste our money:

First, we must balance the federal budget.

A task made somewhat difficult by you making the Bent Dick from Hope look like Uncle Scrooge on a particularly stingy day in your frantic attempt to implement your No Vote Left Unbought Program™. How did that work out for you, by the way? Remember ‘06?

Never mind. We’re the ones who will have to pay.

We can do so without raising taxes. What we need to do is impose spending discipline in Washington, D.C.

So you’re resigning tomorrow?

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So as to save myself the pain, I think I’ll skip tonight’s dose of empty blather and broken promises. I’ve heard it all before, and it will fall into two groups of declarations:

1) Promises to spend obscene amounts of my tax money on illegal immigrants, retired baby-boomers and various and sundry other groups that he wants to buy the votes of, all of which promises he will do everything he can to keep and THEN some.

2) Promises to “bring evildoers to justice”, confront and defeat states sponsoring terrorism and standing firm with our allies against them, all of which promises he will do diddly fucksquat about while Condi Rice tours the Middle East, gobbling terrorist schwanz.

I mean, why would #7 be any different from the preceding 6?

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