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In news that will make the members of the National Democratic Socialist Party of America go even more schizophrenic than they already are, our friendly neighbors to the South are scaring the shit out of environmental scientists who are working to study and preserve the wildlife along our border.
PHOENIX — Biologist Karen Krebbs used to study bats in Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument on the Arizona-Mexico border. Then, she got tired of dodging drug smugglers all night.
“I use night-vision goggles, and you could see them very clearly” — caravans of men with guns and huge backpacks full of drugs, trudging through the desert, Krebbs said. After her 10th or 11th time hiding in bushes and behind rocks, she abandoned her research.
“I’m just not willing to risk my neck anymore,” she said.
What’s a Poverty Pimp™ to do when his or her future voting bloc of Shamnesty™-seeking welfare sponges are threatening to kill Mother Gaia’s™ custodians? (And thereby possibly unleashing the wrath of the Eco-Freaks™. Of course, they’ll most likely blame the Eeeeevil BusHitlerCheneyBurton Cabal™ for forcing the Poor, Oppressed Little Brown People™ into the pristine wilderness areas, by not demolishing the border checkpoints and allowing them to simply drive in, unfettered and unmolested.)
Across the southwestern U.S. border and in northern Mexico, scientists such as Krebbs say their work is increasingly threatened by smugglers as tighter border security pushes trafficking into the most remote areas where botanists, zoologists and geologists do their research.
Yeeeeeeeeeah. The continuing rise in the number of
illegal aliens “undocumented workers” around the country sure do show how much “tighter” the border is. How many miles of that vaunted, much-ballyhooed border fence have been installed so far?
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We’re sure that all the Guilianistas out there will immediately rush to Rudy “Sanctuary City”’s defense, pointing out how a head of lettuce will cost at least $700 three weeks after Fred! takes office:
Senator Fred Thompson today unveiled a comprehensive border security and immigration enforcement proposal that would make America safer by increasing security at our nation’s borders, enforcing our country’s existing laws to reduce the incentive for illegal immigration and streamlining the legal immigration process.
Increasing security at the border (as opposed to Rudy “Come One, Come All!” Giuliani’s “technological fence” which, translated into plain English, means “not much of a fence at all but it sure does sound nifty!”), enforcing existing laws (Oh HORROR!) and streamlining the legal immigration process???
Do go on. You’ve got our full attention.
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[My B.A.D. Hat-Tip to Kender and LC Mrs. M-ITT™ for the linky love]
In an interview that would should have been conducted in the original german, Vincente Fox apparently missing his cabana-boy, takes a swipe at the American Master Race™ and their oppression of brown people. Nonetheless that doesn’t stop him from pitching for moving towards a North American Union.
The usual, removal all breakable and unload any nearby firearms apply. The Imperial Budget doesn’t have an allowance for replacing household items.
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So what do you do when your favorite Shamnesty gets shafted by We the People and your plan to import reliable voter cattle/cheap slave labor goes straight out the window?
Easy: You just try to sneak it in the back door, hoping that nobody will notice:
Less than three months after the amnesty bill was defeated, Senate Majority Whip Dick Durbin of Illinois…
We’ll pause momentarily to get over the fits of laughter caused by the phrase “Whip Dick Durbin.” Not a bad suggestion, we might add. Of course, if you leave out the last name, you’ll get an entirely different message, no less hilarious, and we’re sure that that’s something that Dick Turban engages in on a regular basis.
OK, moving on…
…wants to revive one of its worst provisions: an amendment to the defense authorization bill that would constitute a massive financial windfall for millions of illegal aliens. The bill would essentially guarantee illegals a college education at much lower in-state rates.
If somebody figures out what cheap college tuition for criminals has to do with defense authorization, we’d like for you to share, because we can’t see a connection there.
Titled the Development, Relief and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act, it was included in the immigration “compromise” that died in the Senate in June. It benefits illegals who entered this country before age 16. The bill should be shouted down.
Then beaten, cuffed, gagged and dragged outside and shot. And that goes for the bill as well.
“The illegal alien who applies for this amnesty is immediately rewarded with ‘conditional’ lawful permanent resident (green card) status, which can be converted to a non-conditional green card in short order,” Kris Kobach, a law professor at the University of Missouri-Kansas City, noted in a Heritage Foundation paper. “The alien can then use his newly acquired status to seek green cards for his parents who brought him in illegally in the first place. In this way, it is a backdoor amnesty for the millions of illegal aliens who brought their children to the United States.”
Brilliant, isn’t it? Amnesty, unlimited chain migration benefits for criminals AND cheap college education (paid for by YOU and YOUR children, you silly taxpayer you), all in one quick stroke of the pen.
But wait, wasn’t that EXACTLY what a vast majority of voters just got done telling Congress that we DON’T want?
Why yes, yes it was, but since when did the self-anointed royalty in the pestilent swamps of DC give a shit what YOU think?
We suggest it’s time for you to get on the horn and remind them. Forcefully. Repeatedly.
Remember: They’re your employees, and you’re in a position to fire their arses if you so please.
Damn thieves, liars and bribe-taking prostitutes. A pox on ALL of them.
Here’s a handy-dandy list of wafflers in DC who still haven’t got the message.
(And yes, it is worth it to call DemCong Senateweasels too. They’re getting nervous and realizing that this whole “full amnesty for serial lawbreakers” isn’t helping their party’s image none, so even if they’re too chicken to come out in the open and oppose it, some of them are likely to pull strings in the background to make it all go away. Besides, what’s the point of only contacting your Rep. or Senator if you already know that they’re going to agree with you?).
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My my my, but isn’t lil’ Felipe feeling feisty these days?
MEXICO CITY — President Felipe Calderon blasted U.S. immigration policies on Sunday and promised to fight harder to protect the rights of Mexicans in the U.S.,
How about doing a bit for their rights in Mexico, dumbass? Maybe that way you wouldn’t feel compelled to unload your undesirables on your neighbors and, more importantly, perhaps you could actually succeed in making your cesspool of a country livable enough that its citizens wouldn’t rather face death in the desert than spend another day there?
saying “Mexico does not end at its borders.”
Care to repeat that in front of a Marine Division, lawnmower boy? Care to repeat it in front of me? I may not be able to show you where Mexico ends, but I sure as Hell can show you where you end in a hurry.
The criticism earned Calderon a standing ovation during his first state-of-the nation address.
“We strongly protest the unilateral measures taken by the U.S. Congress and government that have only persecuted and exacerbated the mistreatment of Mexican undocumented workers,” he said.
“We strongly protest U.S. Congress unilaterally enforcing the laws that they are elected and sworn to uphold, particularly when their actions hurt criminals.”
Shut up, pendejo, just do yourself a favor and shut up before I jam a C4-filled tortilla down your cake hole and light the cord.
“The insensitivity toward those who support the U.S. economy and society has only served as an impetus to reinforce the battle … for their rights.”
They have the right to pack up and leave the country that they illegally entered. That’s it. Period. End. Stop. And if they do so nicely and orderly, there are quite a few of us who’d be more than happy to donate large amounts of weapons and ammunition to them as they leave. They might have some unfinished business with the corrupt kleptocrats in Mexico City that convinced them to leave, and watching you thieving fuckheads dangling from lamp posts while cheering Mexican children use your bodies for piñatas (our thanks to the Imperial Firearms Advisor for that most excellent piece of mental imagery) would be well worth the money, if you ask us.
You think we wouldn’t, Felipe? Well, you and your government are openly inciting insurrection and lawlessness, not to mention overtly supporting the lawbreakers themselves, in my country, so explain to me again why turnabout wouldn’t be fair play? Difference is, of course, if every single patriotic, gun-owning American sick and tired of you asses South of the Border and your lawless behavior were to donate a rifle and a battlepack of ammo to a Mexican expatriate returning to settle old scores, you’d be having one heck of a problem on your hands, you moronic little beaner gnome.
Yep. I could definitely afford to part with an AK and a few thousand rounds of 7.62×39 for a good cause. As a matter of fact, I think I’ll make that my Labor Day donation to government reform in Mexico this Tuesday.
But wait, there’s MORE: The Mexican returning to Mexico under the new Imperial Repatriation Program™ who manages to get the big trophy, capping YOU, Felipe, right between your beady little piggy eyes, gets a full sponsorship from me in case he wants to re-enter the United States legally.
Fair enough? What? Suddenly this meddling in other countries’ affairs isn’t near as much fun anymore, Felipe?
Gee. I wish I could give a damn.
Asshole. Now die, maggot. Die painfully.
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Found at Hot Air:
“Listen, you silly taxpayers, we’re here to look pretty and march up and down the parade ground in our snazzy looking uniforms. What the fuck do you think we are, civil servants or something?”
Border Patrol agents dont have the responsibility of apprehending illegal immigrants, Carlos X. Carrillo, chief patrol agent for the Laredo sector, said at a town hall meeting Wednesday.”The Border Patrol is not equipped to stop illegal immigrants,” Carrillo said, noting that illegal narcotics are also not on the agents priority list.
“The Border Patrol mission is not to do any of those things,” he emphasized.
Oh, I get it: The Border Patrol’s job is to patrol the border. Anything beyond that is just too much hard work. You know, all that silly crap about protecting the borders and making sure that they aren’t violated.
It’s pretty obvious that somebody is in dire need of re-assignment to something more in keeping with his severely limited abilities. Like, say, assistant trainee railroad track shit-scraper without benefits. Oh, but he’s not saying that they’re not supposed to do anything at all, you know:
The Border Patrols mission is to keep the country safe from terrorist and terrorist weapons, he said. Carrillo added that when and if terrorists come into the country, the agents will be ready.
Well, we damn well better hope that the wily terrorists make sure to wear their big “I’m a Terrorist, Not Just Another Illegal Immigrant” signs so the poor dumbfucks with the Border Patrol know who to stop and who to let right through. I mean, otherwise the overpaid, underworked, incompetent retards might have to actually investigate individuals entering the country illegally and, as he just told us, that just isn’t the job of the Border Patrol. Maybe it’s the job of the Boy Scouts or the Audubon Society.
Carrillo said the Carrizo cane along the river is an environmental challenge. He said that before enforcing any type of fence, the Carrizo canes need to be addressed, allowing agents to patrol and spot traffic in the river.
What would be the point? After all, if all you’re supposed to be doing is spotting illegals entering the country, then who cares?
Mayor Raul Salinas spoke to the audience about using taxpayer money to build a fence.
“I want a secure border, but I want more common sense,” Salinas said, adding that the fence would affect relations with Mexico.
Sorry, Senor Salinas, but those relations have already been severely affected by Mexico using us as a dumping ground for about 12-20 million of their undesirables, so pardon me for not giving a rodent’s rectum about hurting their widdle feewings.
A concerned citizen, who lives on property about 34 miles out of Laredo on Interstate 35, said she has seen from 20 to 50 illegal immigrants daily. She said agents have addressed the situation before, but they can only do so much and the situation continues.
Carrillo responded that the Border Patrol will look into the issue.
And that, apparently, is all that they’re going to do if Carrillo has a say in it. After all, actual enforcement isn’t the Border Patrol’s job. He just told us that.
Useless fucking morons.
Obligatory disclaimer for the benefit of the hard-of-reading: If you’re one of the Border Patrol agents who hasn’t heard about this non-enforcement policy, somebody who is working his arse off in the searing sun trying to actually do the job that we taxpayers expect you to do, YOU’RE NOT THE TARGET OF THIS RANT. If the shoe doesn’t fit, don’t wear it. Go kick Carrillo’s arse for making you all look stupid and lazy instead, it would be a much better use of your time and would be much appreciated by the rest of us. And if you find a tree and a nice length of rope while you’re busy with the arse-kicking… Well, you know what to use that for, don’t you?
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At least that’s what this moron from the Huffington Compost considers an adequate description of trying to enforce the laws already on the books regarding illegal immigrants. Nice to know that Yahoo News™ considers barely literate spew like that worthy of inclusion in their lineup. Then again, they also carry the Associated (with terrorists) Press and al-Roto Reuters, so we suppose they’re just being true to form.
GOP Declares Open War on Brown People
Oh knock it off, will you? We Evil Right Wing Death Beasts have been at war with “little brown people” ever since our ancestors first crawled out of the caves and found a herd of The Other just outside, ready for us to Oppress™. Doesn’t anybody read history anymore?
Gingrich said that the “war here at home” against illegal immigrants is “even more deadly than the war in Iraq and Afghanistan.”
Let the pogroms begin good times roll! Maybe this will be part of Newt’s grand strategy to campaign on withdrawal from Iraq: bring the troops home to fight the insurgent immigrant menace at home.
Or maybe he’s just wondering if it makes sense to leave illegal immigrants running around free after they commit crimes rather than deporting them, just as the law says? Incidentally, we’d have you know that not all illegal immigrants are “brown people”, nor are all legal immigrants “white people.” Are you suggesting that only brown people violate our immigration laws, you racist bastard?
The rationalizations will no doubt be entertaining from the wingnut base, MalKKKin’s place and LGF as they attempt justify such Dhimmitude when anihilation at the hands of the Islamofascist horde has been their raison d’etre for six years now.
“MalKKKin”, “wingnuts”… Oh, you libtards are so funny. You crack me up with your fantastically witty names for anybody not prostrated before the altar of Marx. Care to throw a few “Bu$hHitlers” and “McHalliburtons” in there as well? Really, you shouldn’t just leave out your best material, you know, particularly when your best material is at the level of a particularly retarded 1st grader.
Perhaps we’ll see a fracture in that fragile alliance between the hawkish Israel faction and those whose commitment to fighting global jihad is slightly less keen than their desire to keep from soiling their beautiful minds with the sound of espanol at the local Circuit City.
Since you’re busy throwing around italicized foreign words (presumably to let us troglodytes know that you’re hip to international lingo or, as is more likely the case, equipped with a dictionary), would you mind terribly spelling it correctly? It’s Español, doofus. See that squiggly line over the “n?” Pretty, isn’t it? Now throw in a few umlauts as well and everybody will think you’re a Heavy Metal fan as well.
This is the well-focus grouped kickoff to Newt’s presidential bid, it seems. He has an email signup to go along with this, building out his lists no doubt with an eye to launching a fundraising warchest.
But Newt’s not alone. In the wake of the White House’s announcement last Friday that they will cooperate with larger efforts to rally the bigoted GOP base…
Because anybody opposed to criminals going unpunished is, of course, a bigot. Even when the group of criminals in question have no common racial, religious and/or ethnical denominator. Isn’t it funny how those libtard poseurs (see, I can do it too!) love throwing around words that they have not the faintest glimmer of understanding of?
We’re not the ones suggesting that all illegal immigrants are of a particular ethno-social extraction, libtards. You are. Which, as we already mentioned, can only mean that you’re a bunch of bigoted swine lumping everybody with an olive complexion in with border violators, serial rapists, murderers, drunk drivers and muggers. You really ought to attend some classes to get that out of your systems, you know.
…and ramp up the regulatory assault on immigrants,
From the Libtard Dictionary™: “Enforcing the laws” = “regulatory assault.”
Mitt Romney is obviously reading the same tea leaves and trying to hang the brown menace around Giuliani’s neck:
Mitt Romney accuses former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani of making his city a haven for illegal immigrants. Giuliani denies it, insisting he cracked down on lawlessness of every kind.
And Rudy would be right to deny it if “supporting and encouraging New York City’s status as a sanctuary city” meant “cracking down on lawlessness of every kind.” Unfortunately, that’s not quite what it means in the real world, but we’re sure that his spin doctors can come up with some reason as to why those two ought to be synonymous.
It’s the first real clash between two leading Republican candidates who are vulnerable on immigration, a volatile issue that infuriates Republican conservatives who hold sway over primary elections.
If only we did hold sway over those primaries, then we wouldn’t have an array of RINO clownshoes currently competing to become the next RINO President.
Romney, inspecting border fencing and checkpoints Monday in San Diego, reiterated his plan to hire more Border Patrol agents, sanction employers who hire illegal immigrants and cut federal dollars for sanctuary cities.
Romney blames “don’t tell” policies, and Giuliani’s support for them, for luring millions of illegal immigrants to the United States.
How on Earth did he get that idea? It’s almost as absurd as suggesting that leaving your front door open and putting a sign up saying “everything must go, we won’t call the police” would “lure in” burglars.
Meanwhile Rudy is fighting his own race war, arguing for a tamperproof ID card that includes fingerprinting for everyone entering the country, in addition to a central database to track their exits.
Because, as we all know, every single soul entering the United States belongs to one single race. Not sure which race that is, but how can it be a “race war” otherwise?
To the surprise of no one with a functional attention span (which of course excludes any of our Very Serious Political Pundits), the decades-old pancake makeup covering the hateful racist core of the GOP has flaked so hard it’s falling right off, and we’re about to witness quite the Klan rally for the soul of the Republican Party heading into 2008.
Jackboots de rigeur.
Again with the incorrect usage of italicized foreign words. Something is “de rigeur”, you can’t just drop it in there without a verb, you illiterate imbecile. So are jackboots “de rigeur”, will they be “de rigeur”, were they “de rigeur” or are you just too damn dumb to look up an idiom before you use it?
The world might never know.
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The horror of it all, our illegal aliens are being devastated by our Eeevil Kkkapitalist lifestyle. Besides the issue of playing by the rules to get their working papers, another issue I have is their refusal to assimilate into the culture.
Not to worry, a bit of academic ass-hattery of the Foist Magnitude is always about, to reinforce why it’s a good thing for the felons to retain their former cultural habits.
U.S. Culture Boosts Hispanic Immigrants’ Substance Abuse Risk
Adoption of American culture and lifestyle makes Hispanic immigrants to the United States more likely to use illegal drugs and abuse alcohol, a new study suggests.
That would be the Hispanic immigrants coming from a country the produces the largest marijuana crops in the world, along with skatey-eight million brands of tequila as well as a considerable amount of beer. I’m sure all the above is for export, as everyone knows Mexico has prohibition on the consumption of alcohol and they would never use any of the other available psychotropic drugs.
The study of more than 6,700 adults (including 1,690 Hispanics) in Washington state found that acculturated Hispanics were nearly 13 times more likely to report the use of illegal drugs than Hispanics who adhered to their traditional culture.
Nice statistic, but what was the test question to determine their level of acculturatization? I always thought assimilation was the proper term for adoption of a new country’s culture, but then again I’m not a credentialed member of sociological
Acculturation refers to the adoption of new cultural beliefs and social skills by an immigrant group.
So your hypothesis is that drug and/or alcohol abuse is a cultural belief? What social skill would that be, opening a bottle or rolling a joint? Color me stupid here, but I think those skills are possessed by groups of people throughout the world.
The study found that 7.2 percent of acculturated Hispanics reported using illegal drugs within the previous month, compared to less than one percent of non-acculturated Hispanics and 6.4 percent of whites.
Acculturated Hispanics were nearly twice as likely as non-acculturated Hispanics to report current binge drinking and more than three times more likely to report “bender” drinking — consuming alcohol continuously for days in a row without sobering up.
Any possibility the non-assimilated messicans are lying to you, trying to avoid the police or ICE? I suppose not, as it doesn’t support your agenda. Maybe you should compare benders on college campii in the figures too.
“In general, recent Hispanic immigrants are more family-oriented and have less tolerant views of drugs and alcohol use,” study lead author Scott Akins, an assistant professor at Oregon State University, said in a prepared statement. “Although immigration and assimilation will provide some migrants with benefits such as wealth and job stability, immigration and acculturation can be a difficult process which has negative consequences as well.”
Another La Raza apologist comes a-spewing from our public edumacational system. Just give them what they really really want, finish the Reconquista and they’ll all go back to being clean and sober peasants again in most of our formerly southern states.
The study was scheduled to be presented Sunday at the American Sociological Association’s annual meeting in New York City.
The epitome of academic asshats, sociologists, having the combined intellect of a tablespoon of yogurt, spent how much taxpayer’s money for this little gem of dishonest, slanted science?
Have a few burritos and shut your pieholes, we aren’t buying what you’re peddling today.
Perhaps if the millions strolling across the non-existent border, stayed on their side of it, they wouldn’t pick up all these bad American habits.
How’s that for a solution? *crickets chirping* Didn’t think so.
Sphincter Snarfers. *spit*
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No surprises here:
Carranza is an undocumented immigrant from Peru, his lawyer acknowledged in court. Carranza had been using a bogus Social Security number, Sheriff Armando Fontoura said.
Carranza had been scheduled to appear in court Monday to answer two previous indictments. One accuses him of sexually assaulting and threatening to kill a 13-year-old, a girlfriend’s child. Another charges him with an array of assault and weapons offenses.
So he’s been raping and threatening to murder the children that no Americans will rape and threaten with murder too? Quite the industrious
undocumented immigrant illegal alien or “undocumented American”, as Harry Reid would put it.
Lohan Grahamnesty/Ted Kennedy/John McCain/Jorge Arbusto etc. etc. must be so very proud of this guy whom they were trying to “pull out of the shadows” of hiding from the law.
Of course, the loved ones of the three college students he brutally executed by shooting them in the back of the head might see it differently, but we’re sure that Lindsay Grahamnesty would just “tell the bigots to shut up.”
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Posted by: B.C., Imperial Torturer™ in Allah's Assholes, Borders? What Borders?, EUrabia Watch, EUroweenies, Hypocrites, Race Baiting Assholes, Religion of Piss, Socialist Swine, The Long War, Words of Wisdom
Today’s required reading comes from the desk of Fjordman, one of the few remaining Keepers of the Gate™ caught in the downward spiraling vortex of The Swirling EUrinal™.
Go read it. That is all.
(Note: A big ol’ tip o’ the hat goes out to Hillbilly White Trash for the heads-up on Fjordman’s most excellent ClueClubbing™.)
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