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Here is the Shoddy Retardian ideal of beauty.

Shoddy Retardian Beauties (Reuters Photo)

Here is what they COULD be looking at, if they didn’t force their women to wear black felafel sacks from head-to-toe.

Iranian Bikini Contest Winner

The incredibly hawt one in the middle is an Iranian female who won a bikini contest in Houston a while back.

We’d ride a camel across the Sahara to lick the sweat off her… *Ahem* Well, you get the idea…

The top photo is a glimpse of what you’ll be seeing at Spring Break, if the likes of Keith Ellison and his fellow Shari’a Shitheads™ ever gain power.

Hmmm… Which system to choose to live under? That’s a tough one.

F.E.T.E.

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…as any DJ will tell you. LC & IB Beth sends us a link that proves, as if it needed proof, that nobody beats the English when it comes to delivering a satirical jab and a hook in a manner so seamlessly smooth that the hapless victim never notices a damn thing until he notices that everybody is laughing. At him.

King Something-or-other of “Our Eternal Friends” in Shoddy Retardia was visiting Buckingham Palace and, as is always the case when foreign dignitaries, even the ones without any dignity whatsoever, visit, the band would, perforce, have to strike up a tune as he arrived.

You might reasonably think that having to put up a parade and a band for a totalitarian scumbag reigning over one of the most backwards hellholes on Earth wouldn’t sit too well with a military as historied (yes, that really is a word) as the British, and you’d be right. You might also think that the necessity of doing so anyway would pose an insoluble dilemma: Do it, and honor a lowlife hardly worth shitting on, or refuse to do it and break with a centuries-old tradition.

In this case, you’d be wrong. The Brits came up with the perfect solution right away.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(We must, however, at least as a matter of protocol, protest the abuse of said glorious tune. But we’ll let it fly this time).

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So the U.S. government won’t foot the bill for protecting Ayaan Hirsi Ali from Islamofascist murderers, the brave woman who has stood up and protested the “religion of peace” bull so often spouted by President Weeniedick. We guess his principles only go so far, which isn’t very far at all.

The Netherlands, from which she originally fled because they’d rather not offend the people who want to rape, mutilate and murder her, won’t have anything to do with her either.

Enter little Denmark, the country who, once again, refuses to budge in the face of terror and intimidation. “Hey, if you want, Ayaan, you can come over here. We’ll be happy to protect you from the goatfuckers who don’t understand the meaning of free speech.”

Not that it ought to surprise anybody. They were the ones, I’m proud to say, who snuck their Joos out under the noses of the Nazis because they’d be damned if they’d let the occupiers run their citizens off to death camps.

If only Washington DC combined had the courage and principle of a Danish toddler but, alas, that’s quite unlikely to happen in our lifetime.

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(Via Jihad Watch)

Our “eternal friends” in Shoddy Retardia are whining about the “lack of religious freedoms for mooselimbs in EUnuchistan.” No, really, we’re not shitting you:

RIYADH, 4 October 2007 — Saudi Arabia’s Human Rights Commission (HRC)

We pause for a bit while we allow our brain some time to truly grok the depths of that particular oxymoron. Really, the inherent contradictions in that half a sentence make us fear for the integrity of the Space-Time Continuum. Somebody bring us the superglue, please, because a rip could appear at any time now.

…will urge its counterparts in the European Union to ask their governments not to link terrorism to Islam and also to issue regulations to protect Muslims from prejudice and discrimination because of their faith.

According to a source at HRC, the government-funded rights body will also address various human rights issues in Europe: when Muslims are unjustly interrogated, treated with disrespect, physically or mentally abused, or not allowed to practice their faith freely such as Muslim girls being prevented from wearing the hijab (head cover) in some schools.

At least our Transatlantic Cousins aren’t forcing school girls back into burning buildings to a fiery death because they aren’t properly covered. That ought to count for something, no?

A short reminder about religious freedoms:

Now shut up, Hajis, or we shall have to come spank your little bottoms.

Thatisall.

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(Via LC & IB Stop the ACLU):

BY ANGELA CAPUTO Daily Southtown
So long, Halloween parade. Farewell, Santa’s gift shop.

The holiday traditions are facing elimination in some Oak Lawn schools this year after complaints that the activities are offensive, particularly to Muslim students.

Quick: Is there anything that isn’t “offensive” to muslim students? Other than stonings, child molestation, murdering infidels and ad hoc amputations, we mean?

Final decisions on which of the festivities will be axed will fall to the principals at each of Ridgeland School District 122’s five schools, Supt. Tom Smyth said.

Parents expect that the announcement is going to add to the tension that has been building since officials agreed earlier this month to change the lunch menu to exclude items containing pork to accommodate Muslim students. News that Jell-O was struck from the menu caused such a stir that officials have agreed to bring it back. Gelatin is often made with tissue or bones of pigs or other animals.

Just in case you’re wondering just exactly what it is that leads to school kids throwing lunch bags with ham sandwiches in the general direction of muslim students, there’s your reason. What? You didn’t think that the non-muslim students would be in the least bit offended by having their traditions and preferences outlawed one by one to appease a howling, irrational, implacable minority?

It’s called “pushback”, and as long as the spineless Dhimmis of this country refuse to draw a line in the sand, it’s only going to get worse. Much, much worse. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Elizabeth Zahdan, a mother of three District 122 students, says she took her concerns to the school board this month, not because she wanted to do away with the traditions, but rather to make them more inclusive. “I only wanted them modified to represent everyone,” she said.

Oh sure you did. And we’re sure that you brought a long a list of suggestions as to how you could make Christmas and Halloween more compatible with Shariah, didn’t you?

Bullshit. We’re not as dumb as you look, you harpy.

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The Good Guys™ took out another of Michael Moore-on’s Minutemen™ in Iraq.

WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S.-led forces have killed one of the most important leaders of al-Qaeda in Iraq, and recent similar operations have left the organization fractured, a top American commander said Friday.

“Abu Usama al-Tunisi was one of the most senior leaders … the emir of foreign terrorists in Iraq and part of the inner leadership circle,” said Brig. Gen. Joseph Anderson.

Al-Tunisi was a leader in helping bring foreign terrorists into the country and his death “is a key loss” to al-Qaeda leadership there, Anderson told a Pentagon news conference via videoconference from Baghdad.

Anderson said recent coalition operations also have helped cut in half the previous flow of foreign fighters into Iraq, which had been at about 60 to 80 a month.

He credited the work of the Iraqi Department of Border Enforcement and U.S. teams.

Unnamed sources state that Susan Sarandon & Tim Robbins are rumored to be making arrangements to attend the funeral and issue eulogies for the deceased. (Well, we just started the rumor, but at least we’re the first to report on it.)

F.E.T.E.

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In what has to be one of the most disgusting,degraded, stomach turning acts of moral equivalence,the moonbats of that “defender of freedom and human rights” Amnesty International sent a press release , asking us to plead for the lives of the Bali bombers.

A stunned silence was heard, followed by a torrent of rage, including at least fifty Australians who would like nothing better than to personally pull the trigger, and send these little monsters to the Hell they so richly deserve.

Myself amongst them.

To add insult to anguish, Amnesty have added that this is in line with the “human rights” of the condemned.

What about the human rights of the TWO HUNDRED they murdered in cold blood, you fucking quisling?????

On 12 October 2002, a suicide bomber inside the nightclub Paddy’s Pub detonated a bomb in his backpack, causing many patrons, with or without injuries, to immediately flee into the street.

Fifteen seconds later, a second and much more powerful car bomb hidden inside a white Mitsubishi van, was detonated by another suicide bomber outside the Sari Club, located opposite Paddy’s Pub

Those fortunate enough to survive the first bomb, died in the fireball that followed.

NEVER FORGET

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NEVER FORGIVE

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Rope.

Tree.

Terrorist.

Assembly required.

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Yes, we heard the ferocious furrowing of brows and vigorous wagging of fingers from president Bollinger too, but before you wear out your arms patting him on the back for that “beautiful smackdown” and how it “utterly ridiculed that Tehran Tumblefuck in the eyes of the world”, allow us to remind you, once again, that it doesn’t matter one mosquito in an F-5 twister how YOU perceive it, what matters is how it is perceived in the part of the world that our propaganda should be directed AT.

And they’re having a ball with it.

But hey, if it makes you feel better, keep reminding yourselves how foolish the psychopath looked to US. I don’t know why that would be considered a “victory”, though, unless you were a bit on the fence about him to begin with, which I fervently hope isn’t the case.

Thanks, State Dept. and Gondolapisser Rice, thanks president Bollinger for handing a free propaganda coup to our enemies, enemies who are, as we speak, murdering American servicemen overseas.

May we one day forget that you were ever our countrymen.

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And it is simply too cool to not link:

Dammam, Asharq Al-Awsat- Members of Khobar’s Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice were the victims of an attack by two Saudi females, Asharq Al-Awsat can reveal. According to the head of the commission in Khobar, two girls pepper sprayed members of the commission after they had tried to offer them advice.Head of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice in the Eastern province Dr. Mohamed bin Marshood al-Marshood, told Asharq Al Awsat that two of the Commission’s employees were verbally insulted and attacked by two inappropriately-dressed females, in the old market in Prince Bandar street, an area usually crowded with shoppers during the month of Ramadan.

According to Dr. Al-Marshood, the two commission members approached the girls in order to “politely” advice and guide them regarding their inappropriate clothing.

Knowing a bit about the definition that the Allahfascist nutjobs of the Virtue Gestapo uses for “polite”, His Majesty’s only regret is that the two ladies in question weren’t properly equipped to respond in an appropriate and deserved fashion.

High velocity lead injections would work nicely, if you ask us.

Way to go, ladies!!!

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Here ya go.

Nuke the entire fucking Middle East.

Immerse the motherless shits in canned sunshine, wipe every last motherfucking one of them out. Give them the Carthage treatment, I don’t fucking care.

The Romans had it right. We don’t. We’ve devolved into a bunch of gutless pussies.

UPDATE: Mu.nu seems to be down, so here’s the clip the link goes to:

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