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NEVER forgive, NEVER forget!

NEVER forgive!

NEVER forget!

…and that’s really all I have to say for now, since a lot of people seem to be having trouble remembering those two simple lines.

And don’t give me any “but they haven’t attacked us in 6 years, so this war you talk about is all bogus” either. On September 10th, 2001, they hadn’t attacked us in 8 years.

Complacency kills.

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And we’re sure that Ehud Smolmert and Gondolpisser Rice will immediately respond by insisting on more concessions from Israel.

The Sderot Parents Association decided they would not take their children to schools and day care centers beginning Tuesday, until the government changed its policy regarding ongoing Kassam rocket attacks on the western Negev town, The Jerusalem Post learned Monday.

It followed a salvo of seven Kassam rockets that landed in and around the beleaguered town Monday morning. After one of the rockets thudded into the courtyard of a day care center, soldiers scrambled to evacuate everyone inside. Twelve people, including some of the babies, suffered shock and a building was damaged.

Footage of one of the attacks here, in case you’re having trouble imagining little children running for their lives while rockets are landing around them. I know I do. That is to say I used to have trouble imagining it until I learned about the subhuman scum inhabiting the Terrortories. Now nothing surprises me anymore.

Oh, and what did the demented, deranged, degenerate camel-humpers have to say about their deliberate and murderous attack on innocent children?

In total, seven Kassam rockets landed in and around the western Negev town as Sderot children started their second day of the new school year. The Islamic Jihad said they had fired nine Kuds-3 rockets, saying on their internet site that the attack was “a present for the start of the new school year.”

No. I won’t talk about transfer anymore. It’s too late for that. Exterminate them all. Wipe them out, let them rot in the sun, then build a pyramid of their skulls.

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LC & IB Big Dick has a nice, feel-good story that should make every Dhimmicrat sleep a little better in their beds at night.

The part that stands out, at least to us slackers & malingerers down in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, is this little gem:

“From the moment the cell is established, its members must be divided - into secret members, members who do not [act] openly and are not wanted by the authorities, and members who are wanted (who have been arrested in the past or on whom the intelligence apparatuses have a file)…

Hmmmmm… We seem to have had quite a few of each category strolling around all over the place the last couple of years.

“But who could you possibly mean?” we hear you asking…

How about these “Peaceful Inner Strugglers™ here, here, here and here as just a few examples?

But these are merely “Isolated Incidents™” and don’t have anything, whatsoever, to do with Bush’s Bumper Sticker Slogan™ of a global clash between the 21st century western world and Mad Mo’s 7th Century Savages™. Nope. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.


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Since we’re having a fun video Sunday around here, I thought you might appreciate this one, found over at Ace’s.

I’ve played it over and over and over again and I still can’t stop laughing!

UPDATE: It didn’t take long until the terrorist snuff propaganda hosts at YouTube took this one down (watching their terrorist friends get killed makes them cry, whereas they’ll happily post as much terrorist propaganda as they can lay their paws on), but thankfully we have LiveLeak as well. The video now works again.

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In case you’re wondering about the South Carolina Bombmakers, LC & IB Dan Riehl has just about everything you’ll ever need to know about it. Highly recommended.

But it wouldn’t be an Imperial Post if we didn’t steal a few sentences and throw some snark at it, would it? So here goes. First, the obligatory “nothing to see here” from the Federal Bureau of Indigestion:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The FBI said on Sunday that there was no evidence of a terrorism link in the case of two college engineering students who possessed explosive materials in South Carolina over the weekend.

Why don’t the Quacks of Quantico just cut out the middle man, fire the entire agency and set up an automated recording saying nothing but “no evidence of links to terrorism, move along?” Nobody would notice as much as a hint of difference anyway, and we’d save a buttload of tax funds. Explosives? Nah, no terrorism here. Two Middle Eastern males between the ages of 18 and 45 driving the vehicle? Nothing to worry about. What are you? Racist???

The two men, described in local media reports as non-U.S. citizens of Middle Eastern descent, were taken into custody late on Saturday near Charleston, South Carolina, after local police noticed what looked like explosives in their Toyota sedan during a routine traffic stop.

The FBI said the material proved to be for making homemade fireworks, not dangerous munitions.

Fireworks for a wedding ceremony, we’re sure. Tell us: Where the fuck do we FIND those FBI blockheads, and how did they manage to survive to the age of majority?

“There’s no (terrorism link) that we’ve identified at this point,” FBI spokesman Richard Kolko told Reuters.

“They didn’t have a plastic ID card with the official al-Qaeda seal on it, so how COULD they be terrorists?”, he added while wiping the drool off his chin and adjusting the handles on his helmet.

And what about those “fireworks?”

Goose Creek - Two men are being held in the Berkeley County Detention Center after police find explosive making devices in their car. The men had at least one ready to go bomb and bomb making materials that include chemicals.

A cherry bomb! Nothing to see here! And if you don’t quit worrying, we’ll change the story again!

So who are those two innocent gentlemen driving around with the trunk full of “fireworks?”

WIS News 10 spoke with officials at the Berkeley County Detention Center who said 24-year-old Ahmed Mohamed and 21-year-old Yousef Megahed, the occupants of the car, are still in police custody.

Obviously those damn Presbyterians again. From a broad strata of society as well. To suggest otherwise would be a hate crime, and that will land you in jail on felony charges, don’t you know?

And via the Jawa Report, we get more reassurances that there is absolutely NO terrorism to be found here:

Officials say the men did not show up on any terror suspect list, and authorities don’t think they posed a threat.

After all, we all know that the only ones we need to worry about are the ones who have dutifully checked in with the FBI to get added to the list of terror suspects.

It’s not like they’re trying to hide or anything, after all.

Don’t you feel all better now, knowing that the safety of you and your loved ones are in the competent hands of those Sherlock Holmeses?

Me neither.

What a bunch of drooling, incompetent imbeciles. Couldn’t find a white sheet at a Klan rally.

[Update: 2 Florida students charged in explosives scare face $800,000 bond, guess the innocent students aren’t all that innocent huh? But CAIR insists the pipe-bombs were just leftover fireworks, buuuwaaaaahaaaaaa-JB]

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Picture the scene:

A bunch of Talib sister-molesters are gathering for a jolly old time shooting the breeze, bowing towards Mecca, firing their AK-47s into the air (and subsequently being mightily surprised when gravity, being wholly unmentioned in the only book that Hajis are familiar with, kicks in and rains very fast objects on their pointed, dishtowel-covered heads) and, of course, a spot of stringing up infidels by the neck until dead.

Sounds like a fun time in the goatshit-covered backwaters of Bumfuckistan, doesn’t it?

Well, it would be if it wasn’t for the Air Force dropping in to partake in the festivities as well:

The U.S.-led coalition said Friday it had launched an air strike on a meeting of top Taliban commanders in a militant stronghold in Afghanistan, and local officials said more than a dozen rebels and civilians had been killed.

Taliban militants were hanging two local people accused of spying for the government. Other villagers had come out to watch when the bombs fell, he said.

Here’s a hint for anybody else in the region unable to resist the urge to come out and rubberneck when the Talibs are busy murdering:

Beware the Explosive Precipitation Advisory, m’kay?

Or not. It’s not like we really care, you know.

UPDATE: Courtesy of Sir Christopher, here are some more details:

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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Today’s required reading comes from the desk of Fjordman, one of the few remaining Keepers of the Gate™ caught in the downward spiraling vortex of The Swirling EUrinal™.

Go read it. That is all.


(Note: A big ol’ tip o’ the hat goes out to Hillbilly White Trash for the heads-up on Fjordman’s most excellent ClueClubbing™.)

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LC readerjp sends us this heartwarming story from Egypt. (Egypt, by the way, were among the nations that Condi Rice of the Dept. of Appeasement got together with to decide how to divide Poland Israel up).

Tel Aviv - Egyptian soldiers shot and beat to death four presumed Sudanese refugees who were trying to illegally cross the border into Israel, a local television station reported Thursday.

Israel’s Channel 10 reported that the four were spotted late Wednesday night by an Israeli military unit near the border. A soldier from the unit, who spoke anonymously to the TV channel, said the Egyptian border police fired many rounds of bullets at the refugees, killing two and injuring one.

See? They’re just trying to help out their Israeli neighbors, killing off refugees whether Israel wants them to or not.

The fourth refugee tried to climb the border fence. The Israeli soldiers, in what they described as a ‘tug-of-war,’ said they tried to pull him over to their side, but the Egyptians overpowered them and captured him.

This is one of those situations where I’d temporarily and puzzlingly forget the ROE completely. Sure, I’d go to the brig for quite a while, but it would be well worth it to shoot those Egyptian fucknozzles in the gut and watch them bleed and scream themselves to death while I laughed myself silly.

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No, we’re not kidding you, and the violent asswipe is none other than Captain Hook himself, the one-armed wonder of Finsbury Park, who was, at long last, imprisoned for openly inciting violence and murder. You could add felony chutzpah to the charges now, were it a crime.

The wife of Abu Hamza, the jailed Muslim cleric, has complained about her husband’s treatment in a high-security London prison.

Hamza, 49, dubbed the “preacher of hate”, is serving seven years for inciting the murder of non-Muslims.

In a letter to a London-based Islamic organisation, Nagat Mostafa, 46, said her husband claimed to be the victim of racist bullying and Islamophobia in Belmarsh jail.

We believe it’s time to bring out our Imperial Nanotech Violinist again:

Play us a song, Mr. Nanotech Violinist, and make it a really, really sad one.

Her letter to al-Maqreze Centre for Historical Studies was sent shortly after Hamza - who is fitted with hooks on both hands - underwent surgery in May to remove an inch of bone from his left arm stump, which had become infected.

That’s what happens when you use your stump to pound yourself up the arse while you long for your sweet goat Fatima that you had to leave behind.

She wrote: “I would like to bring to your attention the current plight of my husband…

Please do. Especially if his plight is a particularly nasty and gruesome one. We could surely use the laugh.

“The reason that his arm needed further amputation was because of the removal of his prostheses, resulting in him constantly putting pressure on the remainder of his fore limbs.

Awww… They took away his hook! By the way, we note with approval that you didn’t refer to the animal’s upper appendages as his “forearms“, suggesting that you must have done very well indeed in Biology.

As there is no soft furnishing in his cell,

Hold it a minute. We’re going to have to go ask Mr. Nanotech Violinist to tone it down a bit. He’s getting quite carried away right now.

he has been suffering considerable pain…

Mmmmm… Sweet, sweet pain… Pardon us, love, while we try to rearrange the woody we suddenly seem to be sporting.

After surgery, before he had even recovered from the anaesthetic,

They used anaesthetics? Thanks for letting us know. That’s going out of their pay.

he was returned to Belmarsh, only to be told he had to move from his cell to another one. He was so weak and unable to stand that he refused, resulting in him being put in solitary confinement…

Guess he did move to another cell after all then, didn’t he? Seeing as how he allegedly “couldn’t stand”, we hope that the warden had him kicked and rolled all the way. Down several flights of stairs.

“My husband says the racist bullying and Islamophobia against him have intensified.”

Oh the poor dear. You do realize that your poor darling put-upon master was thrown in the slammer for openly inciting his 7th century followers to murder unbelievers, don’t you? We’re just saying this to point out the true magnitude of our supreme indifference to his plight. Is there a pisslamic version of the saying “what goes around, comes around?”

The contents of the letter were disclosed by the Maqreze Centre, which called the cleric’s treatment “unjust” and said it feared he could die behind bars.

One man’s fear is another man’s fondest, most cherished hope.

An estimated one in six of Belmarsh’s 920 prisoners is Muslim. Prison officers gave warning last week of the threat of extremists “radicalising” inmates.

Steve Gough, the vice-chairman of the Prison Officers’ Association, said: “If you go to Belmarsh you’d see 20 going to Friday prayers a few years ago. Now you’ll see 150.

“Put it this way, we’re a power station and you don’t want us to explode. The radical Muslims make the IRA look like kittens.”

We hope that you’re just saying this because you want to fix the problem by shooting them in the back of the head.

Because if you’re saying it to suggest that it would be better if those raging psychotics were let loose to roam free among defenseless women and children in order to not inconvenience your precious barge-arse with their presence in your jails, then we have some plans for you too.

We haven’t fleshed the details of those plans out as of yet, but when we read aloud a very preliminary draft to a serial murderer, rapist and cannibal locked in the Imperial Dungeon, he projectile vomited for three hours straight, dug his fingers into his ears and ripped out his eardrums with his fingernails, and he hasn’t been doing much other than drooling and shivering ever since.

Everyone’s a critic these days, and we hadn’t even added the truly nasty bits yet.

UPDATE: As a service to mankind and compassion, LC & IB Howie at The Jawa Report offers a previous statement of Abu Hookhand’s to see if we can’t evoke at least some sympathy for the horribly persecuted Haji:

According to Abu Hamza, Jewish people were subhuman and no further up the evolutionary scale than monkeys. It was Allah’s will that they should be exterminated. He even seemed to suggest that Adolf Hitler had been sent to earth by Allah to carry out the task. ‘Not only did they become monkeys, but Allah put a law on Earth that wherever always Allah will send in people to humiliate them, to kill them, and to punish them. And Hitler is not far from us,’ said Hamza….

Nope. Not a twitch on the SympathyMeter™ here either, Howie. We both seem to have them calibrated just fine.

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Finally, we learn who is really behind the slaughter in Darfur:

Sudan’s defense minister, Abdel Rahim Mohamed Hussein, has accused “24 Jewish organizations” of “fueling the conflict in Darfur” last week in an interview with a Saudi newspaper.

Hussein was interviewed during an official state-visit to the Saudi kingdom last week. A journalist from Saudi Arabia’s Okaz newspaper asked Hussein: “Some people are talking about the penetration of Jewish organizations in Darfur and that there is no conflict there?”

“The Darfur issue is being fuelled by 24 Jewish organizations, who are making the largest amount of noise over the issue, and using the Holocaust in their campaigning,” the Sudanese defense minister replied.

I’ve bloody well gottdamm HAD it with those knuckledragging, goat-molesting, 7th century wastes of protoplasm.

Is it possible to aerosolize Thorazine and spray the whole fucking retarded mooselimb world with it?

Ricin, perhaps?

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