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An encouraging update on the battle for Baqubah from Michael Yon who is, unlike the Associated (with terrorists) Press, actually on the ground, well away from the bar of the al-Rashid.

Also, a reminder about the beasts, the subhuman swine with dish rags on their heads that we’re fighting, and why it’s imperative that we keep fighting them.

Actually, it would be preferable if we’d just cut out the “kinder, gentler war” concept and start executing them en masse whenever we lay our hands on them:

The official reported that on a couple of occasions in Baqubah, al Qaeda invited to lunch families they wanted to convert to their way of thinking. In each instance, the family had a boy, he said, who was about 11 years old. As LT David Wallach interpreted the man’s words, I saw Wallach go blank and silent. He stopped interpreting for a moment. I asked Wallach, “What did he say?” Wallach said that at these luncheons, the families were sat down to eat. And then their boy was brought in with his mouth stuffed. The boy had been baked. Al Qaeda served the boy to his family. [Emphasis mine — Emp.M.]

Don’t expect any of this to appear in the MSM either.

After all, it doesn’t serve their agenda very well to remind their readers of the kind of animals that their friends, the Dem Cong, are quite happy to leave the Iraqi people at the mercy of.

They murdered the kid and baked him, then served him to his family.

Keep that in mind the next time the Dem Cong are talking about “redeploying over the horizon.” Keep that in mind the next time St. Andrew of the Gob-smacking Heartache and Incoherent Hysteria whines about “torture” of terrorists. Keep that in mind the next time leftards insist on full rights for terrorist prisoners.

Keep it in mind, then remember that those pisslamic vermin want to do the same to your kids.

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Need a justification for terrorism and suicide bombings? A knighthood will do the trick, at least according to the religion of piss (link thanks to LC Rob):

Sir Salman Rushdie celebrates his 60th birthday today in familiar circumstances: he is once again the subject of death threats across the Islamic world.

Once again? As far as we recall, the death sentence issued by Ayatollah Assahollah Khomeini was never annulled. Of course, you wouldn’t know it if your only source for news were the “news” media.

Eighteen years after the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on Muslims to kill him, a government minister in Pakistan said yesterday that Rushdie’s recent knighthood justified suicide bombing.

A government minister in Pakistan, our “loyal and valuable allies”, no less. You know, the same “loyal and valuable allies and eternal friends” that are currently serving as the R&R headquarters for half of al-Qaeda and assorted other mooselimb terrorist assholes for allah.

The question of blasphemy in The Satanic Verses, Rushdie’s 1988 tale of a prophet misled by the devil, remains a deeply sensitive issue in much of the Muslim world and the author’s inclusion in the Queen’s Birthday Honours last week has inflamed anti-British sentiment.

Inflamed assholes isn’t all that rare in a 7th century “culture” not believing in toilet paper.

Gerald Butt, editor of the authoritative Middle East Economic Survey, told The Times: “It will be interpreted as an action calculated to goad Muslims at a time when the atmosphere is already very tense and Britain’s standing in the region is very low because of its involvement in Iraq and its lack of action in tackling the Palestine issue.”

What a comically apt last name. No, Britain’s refusal to ally herself with Nazi paleosimian ragheads eager to finish Hitler’s job hasn’t done anything to endear her to the goose-stepping, deranged fig farmers, which is something Britain should be quite proud of.

Hardliners in Iran revived calls for his murder yesterday. Mehdi Kuchakzadeh, a Tehran MP, declared: “Rushdie died the moment the late Imam [Ayatollah Khomeini] issued the fatwa.”

Just a reminder, you cockheaded camel botherer: Now, eighteen years later, Rushdie is still very much alive, and Assahollah Khomeini remains satisfyingly dead. Really, if you can’t appreciate the humor in that, then you must be a… mooselimb.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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So the well-known terrorist front organization (now with 90% less members) can forget about “hate crimes”, we’re just stating fact:

In his book Religion and Life – Modern Everyday Fatwas, Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a wrote that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah…’

Henceforth, Mohammed (His Own Piss Be Upon Him) shall be known as Golden Shower Mo’™.

So, is a concentrated morning piss more sacred than a diluted, binge-induced beer flush?

“This blessing,” Al-Gum’a added, “[can also] be done with the honorable saliva, sweat, hair, urine or blood of the Prophet. This is because anyone who knows the love of the Messenger of Allah is not repulsed [by these];

Anybody familiar with the Basics of Hygiene, on the other hand…

just as a mother is not repulsed by the feces of her son,

Nor does she necessarily smear herself with it or eat it… Well, at least not this side of the 7th century.

this is even more so [in the case of] our Lord the Messenger of Allah, whom we love more than our fathers, sons, and wives. Anyone who was or is repulsed by the Messenger of Allah must recant his faith.”

“Decant the piss or recant your faith!”

Are these pervs trying to make us laugh ourselves utterly silly, or are they just born that way?

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…by planning to blow up a girls’ school in Baghdad (link thanks to LC Cheapshot911)

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) — American soldiers discovered a girls school being built north of Baghdad had become an explosives-rigged “death trap,” the U.S. military said Thursday.

The plot at the Huda Girls’ school in Tarmiya was a “sophisticated and premeditated attempt to inflict massive casualties on our most innocent victims,” military spokesman Maj. Gen. William Caldwell said.

The military suspects the plot was the work of al Qaeda, because of its nature and sophistication, Caldwell said in an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer.

The plot was uncovered Saturday, when troopers in the Salaheddin province found detonating wire across the street from the school. They picked up the wire and followed its trail, which led to the school. Once inside, they found an explosive-filled propane tank buried beneath the floor. There were artillery shells built into the ceiling and floor, and another propane tank was found, the military said.

The wire was concealed with mortar and concrete, and the propane tanks had been covered with brick and hidden underneath the floor, according to a military statement. Soldiers were able to clear the building.

Authorities intend to question the Iraqis involved in the school’s construction.

Use car batteries, acid and rusty knives, please, then shoot the vermin in the gut and let them bleed to death.

Mercy for the guilty is treason to the innocent.

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How about the poor misunderstood al-Qaeda babies that we mustn’t, according to McVain and various and sundry other pissy-pants, inconvenience in the slightest during interrogation, teaching a 12-year-old child how to saw the head off a prisoner? (WARNING!!! Do NOT scroll to the bottom of that post if you’re in the least bit queasy. Even I almost threw up watching those images!)

Remember, those are the animals that the MSM, Andrew Sullypants of the Atlantic and the hand-wringers in Congress wish to protect against as much as a belly-slap. Also, those are the images that the MSM will never, ever let the public see, lest we get angry with their allies our enemies.

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of torture, as opposed to what the MSM, McVain and Andy Sullypants call torture, here’s the official al-Qaeda Torture Manual.

Just remember that when we as much as look at one of those subhuman scum funny, the wailing about Nazis, Gulag Commandants and assorted other inanities rise to a fever pitch in our own media.

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Not to worry you unduly about “homegrown jihadis” (of which practically none exist, according to Homeland Stupidity Chief Suit Michael Cherkoff), but this study certainly gives us pause.

But we’re probably being silly. After all, what does it matter that 41% of American mooselimbs between the ages of 18 and 29 believe that terrorism is often justified, and that 26% of them, or 1 in 4, believe that it’s always justified?

Hey, as soon as Michael Cherkoff and President Kennedy Bush get done handing out the Z-visas, they’ll all reform, right?

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Thanks for the tips regarding the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen being covered up in a burqah yesterday.

Not sure what to think of this but, using my intimate knowledge of things Danish, I’m not so sure that there’s any reason to blame the muslims for this one.

Pranking the Little Mermaid is a national sport over there, and this is one of the most benign pranks I’ve ever seen. In the past, when people have been trying to create a stir, it’s mostly been decapitations and other acts of vandalism (paint being very popular), so dressing her up in a burqah hardly even registers on my outrage scale, and I don’t honestly see why a fundamentalist Islamist would resort to anything as harmless as simply draping a piece of cloth over her if he were out to make a statement.

In my opinion, and knowing quite a bit about how the good people of my native stomping grounds think, it’s much more likely to be a peaceful protest against the Islamification of Denmark, made by local patriots. What better way of saying “beware of where we’re headed” than dressing up a national symbol in traditional muslim garb? It’s guaranteed to make the news, and it’s a quite effective message too.

Yep, I’m willing to bet a big purse of Imperial denari that that’s what we’re seeing here.

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We’re sure Lugosi and Reid are upset with their allies for coming out in the open and admitting this in connection with the attack that left 3 American troops MIA:

Mohamad al-Janabi, a reputed al-Qaeda member in the nearby city of Salman Pak, said in a interview that he was unable to contact his comrades in Mahmudiyah to determine whether they were responsible for the attack.

But he added: “I can assure you that we will start pressuring Bush in a new way at the same time he is facing pressures from the Democrats and the American people. And there will be no problem to sacrifice 10 soldiers in order to abduct a single American soldier and get him on television screens begging for us to release him.” [Emphasis ours — Emp.M.]

At least al-Qaeda know who their friends are. This might be a good time to start wire-tapping Lugosi, Reid and Dean’s phones.

LC & IB Ace, as always, nails it:

Notice Al Qaeda is not pressuring us to stay, which is odd, because I keep being told that Al Qaeda loves having American troops in Iraq and Bush is “playing right into their hands.”

Question: Would these tapes be considered a “coordinated” media buy for the Democrats under McCain-Feingold? Will the FEC investigate?

Yes, the Dem Cong are objectively pro-terrorist, as George Orwell would have put it. Their every action and talking point help al-Qaeda directly, and al-Qaeda is kind enough to confirm it.

But heck, if you’re an America-hating socialist scumweasel, you have to take every endorsement you can get.

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Thanks to Sir Christopher:

KANDAHAR, Afghanistan — The Taliban’s most prominent military commander, a one-legged fighter who orchestrated an ethnic massacre and a rash of beheadings, was killed in a U.S.-led military operation in southern Afghanistan, officials said Sunday.

Finally we learn what really happened to the proverbial one-legged man who foolishly entered an ass-kicking contest.

Mullah Dadullah, a top lieutenant of Taliban leader Mullah Omar, was killed Saturday in the southern province of Helmand, said Said Ansari, the spokesman for Afghanistan’s intelligence service. NATO confirmed his death, calling it “a serious blow” to the insurgency.

What we want to know is how long it will take before his peg leg shows up on eBay.

“Mullah Dadullah was the backbone of the Taliban,” said Asadullah Khalid, governor of the former Taliban stronghold of Kandahar. “He was a brutal and cruel commander who killed and beheaded Afghan civilians.”

In other words, your typical, average adherent to the “religion of peace.”

Khalid showed Dadullah’s body to reporters at a news conference in the governor’s compound. An Associated Press reporter said the body, lying on a bed and dressed in a traditional Afghan robe, had no left leg and three bullet wounds: one to the back of the head and two to the stomach.

A pity that the headshot messed up an otherwise perfectly wonderfully painful death of a double gutshot, but we’ll take what we can get.

But Qari Yousef Ahmadi, a purported Taliban spokesman, denied that the Taliban commander had been killed.

“Mullah Dadullah is alive,” Ahmadi told AP by satellite phone. He did not give further details.

Just as alive as Osama bin Liner is, and they’ll undoubtedly prove it as soon as they can find a reasonably convincing double for Dead Dadullah too. Imagine the double’s surprise when his bosses approach him saying “by the flea-infested beard of Mohammed, you’re perfect!” and then add, pulling a hacksaw from their robes, “just one minor detail we have to take care of first.”

Yusufzai said many Taliban fighters had been unhappy with Dadullah, saying he maligned the militant group with brutal beheadings, a rash of kidnappings and boastful videos that starred himself shooting weapons and walking in Afghanistan’s mountains.

He maligned them by showing the typical, 7th century barbarian behavior that those Assholes for Allah take great pride in displaying every chance they get? Right.

“They thought he had become too big for his shoes,” Yusufzai said.

Or shoe, as it were (sorry Sir Chris, I just had to steal that one).

Since the Taliban’s ouster in late 2001, Dadullah emerged as the group’s most prominent and feared commander. He often appeared in videos and media interviews, and earlier this year predicted a militant spring offensive that has failed to materialize.

Nonsense. It did materialize. It’s just that the Talib were the ones on the receiving end of it, prompting the MSM to immediately embargo all news out of Ashcanistan. Can’t have all of those depressing reports about dead terrorists messing up Reid and Pelosi’s (and al-Qaeda’s, but we repeat ourself) carefully orchestrated propaganda efforts, now can we?

And, with this very satisfying death, the Long War’s Busted Beards Tally™ rises to within a mere 8 from the Cheerful Milestone of 4,000.

We expect the MSM to be in mourning for weeks after we hit it in the next few days.

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LC Maxxdog gave us the heads-up to the complete collapse of sanity at one of the world’s leading computer manufacturers, Dell. After a group of stinking Somali Mooselimp contract workers Rent-a-Jihadis™ walked off the job, demanding they be given special consideration to stop working 5 times per day, turn towards the Saudi Shithole™ of Mecca and pray to their Pedophile Profit™ (Pigs Pee Upon Him), Dell, under pressure from the terrorist front group CAIR, caved in and is going to give them everything they wanted and, get this, SEND THE PLANT MANAGERS TO “SENSITIVITY TRAINING”.

Muslim contract employees at the Dell Inc. plant in Nashville reached a settlement with the company on issues related to a dispute over prayer in the workplace, a national Islamic civil rights advocacy terrorist front group announced yesterday in Washington.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations Dhimmitude said the 31 Muslim employees, who left work last month in a disagreement over Islamic prayers, will be reinstated, receive back pay, and be granted religious accommodation. Managers also will also receive additional training on existing religious accommodation policies and practices.

Instead of unceremoniously being given pink slips and told to pound sand and go back to the fucking cesspool from whence they crawled…

Other terms of the settlement were not disclosed.

Kinda hard for the Dell officials to talk for very long with those Mooselimp cocks stuffed down their throats…

The settlement came following a meeting yesterday between representatives of the council, Dell, the Muslim workers, the Metro Human Relations Commission and Spherion Corp., the company that provided the workers to Dell.

”We are pleased with both the terms of the settlement and with the cooperative attitude of all parties in the negotiations,” CAIR Executive Director Nihad Awad said. …

Translation: “We are pleased that the Infidel pig-dogs have chosen to bow down before the sword of Allah and save us the dirty work of severing their heads from their bodies. It’s more fun to extract jizzya and humiliate them for all of our Muslim brethren around the world to see.

…”We thank everyone from around the world who contacted Dell to express their support for reasonable religious accommodation dhimmitude in the workplace.”

We’re sure that Dell is going to be hearing a LOT more from people who think that giving into a terroristic religious ideology isn’t such a good idea…

Most of the affected employees are from Somalia.

Then let them go back to Somalia and work in a place that will allow them to shut down production five times per day to pray.

Abdirizak Hassan, executive director of the Somali Community Center of Nashville, said the workers walked out of the company’s Nashville plant last month because they were not allowed time for prayers.

And all of the Christians, Jooos & Hindus walked out, too, because they weren’t allowed to stop production and perform their religious rites inside the plant.

Oh, wait. That didn’t happen.

We’ll be expecting Dell to install confessionals, baptismals, an exact replica of the Wailing Wall & a working scale model of the Ganges River within the next week or there is going to be a national call for a boycott of their products.

F.E.T.E.

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