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It’s going to be such sweet irony watching The Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Ponzi Scheme™ being crushed under the boot of Turd Word® Revolucións!™ over the price of everything from tequila to tamales.

(Note: All emphasis mine—B.)

EL PASO, Texas (AP) — Each Christmas season since 1984 Gilberto Carrillo’s family has wrapped thousands of Mexican tamales by hand, but this year he must charge customers more than ever for the tasty holiday favorite.

It’s a routine that keeps his family business, Tamales Lupita, and other tamale shops very busy this time of year. But rising expenses have forced him and others throughout the Southwest to pass on the cost to customers.

Carrillo said his store charged $11 per dozen last year and now it’s at $12 per dozen.

“Everything is going up, meat, corn husks, minimum wage, everything,” he said as a line of customers filled his shop.

Why are the prices going up so quickly? Hell, even these non-college-educated, working class José six-packs have that figured out.

Tamale makers blame the jump in corn prices on the country’s efforts to use corn for ethanol-enfused fuel. Corn prices have risen about 55 percent since 2003, along with the price of petroleum products needed to ship and package it, according to the Texas Department of Agriculture.

Welcome to the future, where Gaia-worshiping fuckheads have duped the gullible masses into turning their food crops into fuel sources and left hundreds, if not thousands, of years worth of non-food fuel sources underground and not built any nukular power plants.

It’s A Wonderful Life.

F.E.T.E.

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LC Darth Bacon sends:

A cancer patient yesterday condemned health chiefs as immoral for threatening to stop her free NHS care if she buys a drug to help her treatment.

Former nurse Colette Mills was told her health authority would not provide the “wonder drug” Avastin.

It also rejected her offer to pay the £4,000 a month bill for it herself.

Now, we know that you HillaryCare supporters will be screeching about how insurance companies over here won’t automatically pay any sort of medication/treatment that we can come up with either, but that’s not the point. Here’s the REAL kicker:

But the 58-year-old, who is having chemotherapy after breast cancer spread through her body, was shocked to discover if she bought the drug privately then she would be liable to pay the entire bill for all of her care - likely to reach £15,000 a month.

Mrs Mills and her husband Eric were forced to back down because they could not afford this.

Sweet, isn’t it? “Not only will we not pay for your treatment of choice because we, your socialist slavemasters, don’t consider it worthy of our support, we also won’t pay a penny of the REST of your treatment if you dare go out and buy it YOURSELF!”

Their “justification?”

Ministers justify the policy by arguing that a two-tier NHS would be created, with those who could afford additional treatment paying for it while others in equal need having to cope without.

“It’s not fair for you to be able to afford something that others cannot, so if you go ahead and buy it, we’ll just have you executed for anti-social behavior.”

Interesting for a country that takes great pride in abolishing the death penalty, isn’t it? “We won’t execute murderers, child molesters and the like, but we most certainly will issue a death sentence if “anti-social” behavior is the issue. In a heartbeat.”

Just remember that the next time some socialist fuckwit here at home starts growing all misty-eyed about “one payer systems” or whatever the fuck they’re going to come up with next to camouflage the fact that they want to control every little bit of your life, including your health.

Every. Little. Bit.

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We’re all about tradition here in the Empire, and one of our most cherished ones is sending a Christmas card (or several) to the commie, Christian-hating fuckwits at the ACLU. Sure, they’ll go directly into the shredder, but that’s not the point. How much fun can you have for a few cents nowadays?

And if making the bastards at the ACLU go “eeeewwwww” and fear getting the Christian Cooties for even touching a picture of a nativity scene isn’t fun, then we don’t know what is.

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Now that the green movement mask is off, displaying the thoroughly red faces, the One World Government Socialist Shitbags™ move right into the game of extortion on a scale that would humble even the most vicious Capo Di Tutti Capi. Hiking up their skirts to show the world their true red nether regions with no hint of shame, we bring you the next installment of Teh Plan™ for metastasizing their utopian wet-dreams.

The target? Funny you should ask that, the elite bourgeois class, their erstwhile supporters. Our Imperial Torturer™ nailed it right on the head, they aren’t even trying anymore to keep up the maskirova and showing all their cards. They must have found some really, really good shit in Bali for loading their bongs.

Luxury firms slammed for lacklustre moves to save planet

The luxury industry is not doing its bit to save the planet, according to a World Wildlife Fund study of the world’s 10 largest publicly-traded luxury firms.

In a study completed at the end of last month, the WWF environmental group chided luxury brands for being “slow to recognise their responsibilities and opportunities” vis-a-vis global warming and ethical trade and called on celebrities who help sell the brands to sit up and take note. [Emph Mine Throughout]

Ethical trade? Translation: Free market economic principles where a willing buyer and seller mutually agree on the price of an item for sale are unacceptable, vis-a-vis our cut. Such transactions are only acceptable to the state world-wide concerned peoples, if tribute, a piece of the action, a tax err, The Church of Gaia is paid considered by the involved parties.

A word here and a word there, as the skirt is pulled even higher, such a lovely deep shade of red.

“Many luxury consumers are part of an affluent global elite that is increasingly well educated and concerned about social and environmental issues,” said the WWF-UK study.

Buzz words again. Social and economic justice anyone?

“Successful people now want the brands they use to reflect their concerns and aspirations for a better world.”

Translations: The uber-rich useful idiots that have paid our tab to get this far, should really ratchet up those donations…..or else……

But the best score obtained by the world’s 10 luxury giants in the WWF’s ranking of A to F — best score to worst score — was a C+ by French luxury group L’Oreal. It was followed by Hermes and LVMH (owners notably of Louis Vuitton, TAG Heuer, Fendi, Marc Jacobs and top champagnes), both also of France and both also scoring C+s.

Silly me, here I thought the World Wildlife Fund was actually concerned about animals. Interesting how a loose network of various environmental groups, UN bureaucrats and political organizations are coalescing right on cue.

Bottom of the chart was Italian shoe and leather goods Tods, with an F. Italy’s Bulgari jeweller and luxury goods came second last, also with an F, while Swiss luxury conglomerate Richemont was third to bottom with a D.

Let the games begin !!!! You wouldn’t want your fellow travelers to catch you wearing Italian shoes from Tods, they got an “F” on their Socialist Succubi report, now would you?

The ranking, WWF said, was based firstly on reports by the companies themselves to the Ethical Investment Research Service (EIEIS) and secondly on media reports collected on these companies by a Geneva-based research house, Covalence.

Firstly? buuuwaaaaahhhaaaa…..Another articulate Journaljizmer displaying it’s writing acumen. Please allow me to edit that for you: “..was based primarily on reports..”

See, doesn’t that roll of the tongue much better? You’re welcome, and is that smell rancid patchouli or did your colostomy bag rupture again?

“Luxury companies must do more to justify their value in an increasingly resource-constrained and unequal world,” WWF said.

Translation: The proletariat wants cheaper, expensive shit, and MORE donations, until we finish Teh Scheme™ and then we’ll own it all.

“Given its global brand power the luxury industry should demonstrate greater leadership on this agenda.”

Would that be THIS agenda?

Likewise celebrities who lend their names to watch, bag and jewellery marketing campaigns should pay greater attention to a firm’s green credentials, the group.

Translation: Comrades we must ensure even more pressure must be put on the useful idiot class to contribute to the cause. We wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to their reputations now would we?

It cited in example Tods’ first celebrity ambassador, actress Sienna Miller, who campaigns against climate change with Global Cool but also endorses a group that registered bottom of the WWF table. “Tods may represent a liability to Sienna Miller’s reputation,” WWF said.

A little demonstration pour les autres. It doesn’t matter how much you ponied-up last month Sienna, prices go up ya’ know. Guido will be by a bit later to collect. [apologies to my buddy Guido, it’s just too good a moniker not to use in this context-JB]

“We call on celebrities worldwide to endorse only brands that are committing to social and environmental responsibility,” it added.

Or we will stop at nothing to make sure you get scratched from the “A” list parties, tickets to the Cannes Film Festival and forfeiture of your carbon-offset account balances. East River, Joisey Swamp or Jimmy’s adjacent plot?

Granny always said “If you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas”

You can drop it now, we’ve seen enough. Red head-to-toe. [Standing ovation from Marx’ and Engels’ flaming, tortured hands]

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Glow Bull Worming’s Flag

The granola nut-munching, tofu-snorting, patchouli-stenched Gaia-worshiping Enviro-Fascists™ have stopped even pretending that their real agenda is saving the planet. They must figure that they’ve got so many gullible morons indoctrinated with The Great Gorebecile’s Glow Bull Worming™ that they can drop all pretenses and just come right out and call History’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme™ exactly what it is: A Socialist One World Government & Wealth Redistribution Scheme.

The environmental group Friends of the Earth, in attendance in Bali, also advocated the transfer of money from rich to poor nations on Wednesday.

“A climate change response must have at its heart a redistribution of wealth and resources,” said Emma Brindal, a climate justice campaigner coordinator for Friends of the Earth. (LINK)

Calls for global regulations and taxes are not new at the UN. Former Vice President Al Gore, who arrived Thursday at the Bali conference, reiterated this week his call to place a price on carbon dioxide emissions. (Conveniently purchased from one of the slush fund scams run by himself and his friends.—B.) (LINK)

In 2000, then French President Jacques Chirac said the UN’s Kyoto Protocol represented “the first component of an authentic global governance.” Former EU Environment Minister Margot Wallstrom said, “Kyoto is about the economy, about leveling the playing field for big businesses worldwide.” Canadian Prime Minster Stephen Harper once dismissed Kyoto as a “socialist scheme.” (And Mr. Harper hit the nail straight on its head.—B.) (LINK)

Any questions, class? If so, just do a search (using your preferred search engine) with the term “global warming wealth redistribution” and read until your heart’s content or your head explodes, whichever comes first.

We, down here in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, figure we’ll go out and burn a few hundred acres next week, just to piss off the Marxist MoonBats™ and help stave off the coming New Age Ice Age™.

F.E.T.E.

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Some sort of fartwah from the religion of piss, that is. Except for poor lil’ ol’ me. It’s just not fair. Now it’s Mark Steyn, curse his brilliant bones, who has attracted the attention of a bunch of hysterical, censor wannabe mooselimb students in Canada. OK, as fartwahs go, that’s not much of one but still. It’s a damn sight more than I’ve ever got.

Four students at Toronto’s Osgoode Hall Law School are accusing Maclean’s magazine of violating their human rights over an article titled The Future Belongs to Islam.

Living in a future that belonged to pisslam would most certainly violate my human rights, as amply documented by the atrocities, perversions of justice etc. etc. committed on a daily basis in every single country run by that sick death cult.

They’ve filed complaints with the federal, Ontario and British Columbia human rights commissions over the October 2006 article.

Sticks and stones and all that. Which part of “freedom of speech” do you NOT understand, you pointy-headed poop-packers?

The article discusses the high birth rate among Muslims and speculates that Islamic people could become the majority population in Europe. It also says some Muslims are violent radicals.

And which part of that is a “violation against somebody’s human rights”, pray tell? Unless being insulated from facts is a “human right”, of course. Is there anything about the above that isn’t an objective statement of fact?

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After all, one of the socialist tinpot tyrants that he is so enamored with just suffered a defeat in a vote.

CARACAS, Venezuela - Humbled by his first electoral defeat ever, President Hugo Chavez said Monday he may have been too ambitious in asking voters to let him stand indefinitely for re-election and endorse a huge leap to a socialist state.

Throwing democracy out the window and electing something with the IQ of a shredded turnip to be President for Life “ambitious?” Naaaahhhh…

“I understand and accept that the proposal I made was quite profound and intense,” he said after voters narrowly rejected the sweeping constitutional reforms by 51 percent to 49 percent.

The narrative has changed a bit already, we see. Earlier, this narrow squeeze of a victory was called “a stunning defeat” by some of the MSMidiots, but perhaps they decided that it was too obvious an admission of their opinion that any rejection of socialist tyranny is “stunning.”

Some shed tears. Others began chanting: “And now he’s going away!”

Dream on. Hate to burst your bubble here, but if history teaches us anything, it’s that socialist wannabe dictators don’t let such minor things as transient election defeats stop them. You might want to look up a certain Austrian with a toothbrush mustache if you’re not sure what we mean.

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Alternate Headline: “Silk Pony Campaign Breaks Leg; Shoots Self”

In a move that will either sink her career faster than Slick Willie Klintoon’s pants dropping to his ankles at the sight of a pair of chunky thighs, or give her a rocket ride to TV stardom, a UNC-Chapel Hill journalism grad student has done an exposé on the sway-backed, broke-legged Democrat Presidential Derby entrant, My Lil’ Silk Pony’s™, grandiose campaign headquarters and, as predictable as a Hurricane Katrina reference whenever so much as a bathtub overflows in sub-Saharan Africa, the Democrat candidate’s hitmen try to strong-arm and silence her with threats and intimidation.

What really shocked the Hell out of The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff was that her program faculty advisor, Dr. C.A. Tuggle, basically told the Deadwards campaign to kindly go blow a dead mule and that they’d run the story if they damn well pleased.

Testicular fortitude against a Neo-Socialist candidate isn’t something that you see from a Skool of Journaljism™ these decades.

Here’s hoping that Ms. Babb and all involved have long and prosperous careers reporting on the hypocrisy of the ruling elite. (Watch out, GoreBot!)

F.E.T.E.

Update: Yes, that WAS what you thought it was…
Yup. You Saw It Correctly The First Time.

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In a move that shocked, SHOCKED, we tell you, the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ staff, the brain-dead, dictator-loving idiots omniscient & omnipotent Nobel committee members gave this year’s LefTardian Socialist Succubi Sycophant “Peace Prize” to none other than the Master of Mastication™ & Academy Award® winner , Michael Moore-on. No, wait. That’s not right. They gave it to Rosie O’Donnell.

“That’s wrong, too, you morons!”, you say?

Well, didn’t they give it to someone whose only contribution to “Peace” has been eating enough food to feed several starving African nations and putting out unwatchable Celluloidal Sphincter Spew™? Ooooooh, they did? But it’s not one of the two aforementioned America-hating assholes? Who was it, then? WHO?!?! Yer shittin’ us, right?!?!

Actually, we’re not in the least bit shocked by the results of this “unbiased & factually-based” decision by the Nobel committee. After all, past winners have included such “peace luminaries” as Yasser “Kill Them Jooo Babies” Arafuck & Jimmuh “It’s OK To Kill Them Jooo Babies, Yasser” CarTard. Never mind that the Gorebot was up against a Catholic social worker who just happened to save around 2,500 Jewish children from being sent to the Nazi gas chambers in WWII. After all, who gives a shit about a bunch of Jewish kids when there’s trillions of capitalist dollars to be redistributed to the proletariat through The Great Glow Bull Worming Scam™ Carbon Taxes & Offsets™. (With just a few trillion skimmed off by the “More Equal of the Equals™” of the proletariat.)

Gorebot & Tipper React To Nobel Announcement

F.E.T.E.

PS: We apologize to His Imperial Viciousness & Vindictiveness™ for dog-piling on the Gorebecile and burying His post so quickly.

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Much to absolutely nobody’s surprise, the EUroweenie “Leftist Nutjob of the Year” Award went to the Gorebecile for his outstanding work in creating a work of fiction based on nothing resembling facts, advancing global transnational socialist government and promoting a new religion.

If any of you are left wondering what on Earth creating a PowerPoint slideshow based on made-up assertions and untruths, as asserted by a court of law and a number of scientists too large to mention, has to do with peace, you haven’t been paying attention. The Nobel Peace Prize may be a lot of things, but a recognition of an individual or organization’s efforts to promote actual peace hasn’t been one of them since time immemorial.

El Baradei got it for running interference for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who wants nothing more than to “create peace” by wiping out a large portion of the world’s population with nukes that El Baradei has done everything in his power to allow him to create.

Dhimmi Khadr got it for kindly looking the other way, defending genocidal dictators and whitewashing mass murder (oh, and to “provide a kick in the leg to those Evil Bush Loving Neocons and their Global Allies”).

Yasser Arafat got it for his tireless efforts to finish the job that Adolf Hitler had begun, and now the Goreacle™ got it for promoting a false religion whose demands, if met, will lead to global poverty and starvation.

Beginning to see a pattern here?

Obviously, the “peace” that the Nobel Peace Prize promotes is the peace of the grave.

Nobody deserves it more than the Goreacle™. After all, neither Hitler nor Stalin were available for consideration.

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