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Is an essay that should be read by one and all, not just men.

Because Kim, one of my dearest friends in the world, is kind enough to put into words what all of us men know already. What we don’t usually say in polite and, more importantly, mixed company because we know that it will be seen as rude and what’s the bloody point? We all know it, so why go on about it if we know that some people in the party become offended by it? It’s no less true because we don’t mention it, but we won’t have to waste precious time defending what is the self-evident truth to wankers, tossers and ankle-pissers who insist on arguing the point.

Real men don’t waste time arguing the political correctness of the law of gravity, we just recognize that it’s there.

What made that essay, The Pussification of the Western Male, a favorite essay of mine is that Kim took the time and trouble, in a fit of pique and the RCOB, to explain it to the world. To spell it out in large bloody letters what being a man is all about, things we men already know, but none dare speak out loud because it’s either pointless or because we don’t want to piss people off when it’s not going to do a damn bit of good anyway.

If you’re not a man or if you are one and haven’t had the upbringing that Kim and I had, that post is a free, open look into the soul of a man.

And, of course, the usual pissers will whine and moan about how it isn’t “right” or how it’s something that is “fixable.” Shut the fuck up. It isn’t. It’s who we are. I can’t count the number of column inches that have been wasted trying to explain the “real man” and how he can be “fixed” over the years, and none of them know what the fuck they were talking about, because none of them were real men. Being a man isn’t a disease that can be “cured”, it’s who you are, and if you’re worth a damn thing, you’ll never change it.

And if there’s one thing that hacked me off (when it wasn’t amusing me how ignorant people are), it’s that the reaction to that post wasn’t “oh damn, now somebody finally explained how men think”, but “oh, that won’t do. How can we fix it?”

I often despair of how stupid the average hominid that I am unfortunate enough to call a member of my own species is.

And then I read a post like this by a woman who is married to a real man who truly Gets It. Now that is beautiful.

Here’s a hint to all of those women (and metrosexuals) who find Kim’s post “offensive:” We’re not demanding that you change. We’re just trying to explain to you who we are. We’re also working on finding out who you are and it would be a damn sight more helpful if you’d just tell us. We don’t want you to be like us, if we did we’d marry our own kind with disastrous consequences for the perpetuation of mankind, we just want to understand you and accept you for what you are.

And all that we ask in return is that you do the same thing.

Is that too much to ask?

If you think that it is, then, well, have a nice rest of your life without us, because we’re not going to change.

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LCs, lemme borrow you guys fer a second.  Got a quextion (a little…well, it’s somebody’s  lingo, there) fer ye.

As you may or may not know, every fall the Realm™ (that’s my little corner of the Blogosphere™ for you newbies) has a weekly feature called the Perfect Football Weekend™ (if you want to learn more about it, go here; if you want to see the first installment for 2007, click on this link), where I track my four or five favorite football teams.

Here’s the interrogative:  If I were to cross-post the thing over here, say, every Friday or thereabouts, would you want to participate therein?  (Yeah, I know - I should just be begging you fine LCs to just come over there and read it, but I do that enough as it is.)

(NOTE:  By “participate”, I mean you talk your best smack about your favorite football teams.  For example, LC John Wardle will want to talk about the Washington Redskins; Humble Devildog will extol the virtues of the Wisconsin Badgers (affectionately known far & wide as “Bucky”), and we can all laugh at take pity on BC’s Tampa Bay Yuckaneers.  (They do  have Chris Simms for a quarterback, after all. (grin)))

UPDATE:  Oops.  Maybe not.  I forgot - did Simms ever recover from that perforated kidney?

Update the 2nd:  Okay, make that a ruptured spleen.

Discuss.

Update the 3rd:  LC Robert Huntingdon makes a bodacious point when he notes that:

so long as we all understand in advance that insulting language towards other teams is a given

Therefore, let it become an Imperial Edict™ (and since I’m the Imperial Sgt-at-Arms, I can do that):  Carryeth not any venom from a PFW thread into any other thread.

Consider it the Las Vegas rule:  What happens here, stays  here.

Thatisall™.

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LC Jackboot IC/A-OBR is, as we’re sure you know, occasionally moonlighting at the Imperial Blog “The Cigar Intelligence Agency” where he fritters away his considerable talent for a ridiculously small fraction of the wealth we here at the Empire bestow upon him.

And, as is his wont, he hammers out one hit after another, such as this fine piece about the Obamessiah and his urge to fellate every two-bit tyrant, murderer and genocidal maniac on the planet. Do go read it. You’ll be glad that you did.

But Teh Funny™ really begins when suddenly, out of the nowhere that is all you’ll find between a libtard’s ears, a pingback appears on the post from a little Obamabot. “Ah, but surely she”, for a she it was, “was merely pointing out the hateful rhetoric from the wingnut right?”

That’s what I thought too, until I actually clicked back to the post from whence the pingback came and found nothing whatsoever indicating a disagreement with Jackboot’s fine evisceration. As a matter of fact, she even used his headline, “Barack Obama, Neville Chamberlain for the 21st Century” as a headline for her own post.

At long last it’s been confirmed. Being called “Neville Chamberlain”, the incompetent buffoon who is second only to Adolf Hitler in responsibility for WWII and the death and murder of millions, really is considered a compliment of the highest order among the ClueTarded Left.

Or maybe they’re just utterly ignorant of anything happening prior to last week’s episode of… Well, whatever it is that those twits watch on TV.

UPDATE: Upon further investigation, it looks like the site linking back to LC Jackboot is a strange new sort of site set up to automatically link to anything even mentioning the Obamessiah. “New” in the sense that it’s the first time we’ve seen one involved in politics. Usually they’re about penis enlargement and Viagra which, come to think of it, is still one heck of a lot more useful than Barack Hussein Obama.

Perhaps we should start sprinkling our more offensive posts, particularly the ones containing PhotoShops of a graphically sexual nature (as if we had any other kind) with a gratuitous mention of the Dumbo-Eared One’s Most Holy Name™? Just thinking out loud here.

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I just learned that Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury’s wife, Christiana, was killed in a motorcycle accident.

Words fail to come to me.

I didn’t know Christiana, but I do know Mike, and I can imagine what kind of a woman would be the love of his life. I can’t, however, even begin to imagine what Mike must be going through now.

Mike is of the Old Blogger Guard, one of the ones who kicked it all off and one of the few who are still around, and he’s always been a great friend and an enormous inspiration to me. Nobody, and I do mean nobody writes with more passion and eloquence than he does, a passion that describes everything he does. Hard-working, fun-loving, compassionate are words that all describe him perfectly, and I’m sure that they’d describe Christiana too, because Mike would never settle for anything less.

Mike, I don’t know what to say, and I know that there’s nothing I can possibly say to lessen the horrible pain you’re in right now. If there’s anything I can do, you have but to ask, my friend.

You’ve always been there for me since the time when there was only a few handfuls of us playing around on the Intertubes, exploring its possibilities and being in everybody’s face, knowing little and caring even less about where it would all lead. We were having fun, and that’s all that mattered. So when the news reached me about Christiana’s death, it was like a death in the family.

My most sincere condolences and, again, if there’s anything, anything I can do, please don’t hesitate to ask.

G-d Bless, my friend.

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…about true heroes and their humble and unassuming nature.

I can’t really say more than that without ruining the “punchline”, so just go read it.

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When I read this about noted enabler of Saddam Hussein, co-conspirator in the latter’s many crimes against humanity and just all around scumbag bag of pus George Galloway, a smile crept across my ordinarily stern and unforgiving features:

George Galloway, traitor to the UK and criminal against humanity, has been suspended from the British House of Commons.

Then I clicked on the link and realized that “suspended from the British House of Commons” wasn’t immediately followed by “from the end of a rope tied around his useless, traitorous, war-profiteering neck”, and my mellow was harshed immediately.

Oh well… Hopefully somebody with a sense of justice ties the fat fuck down one of these days, slices a hole in his gut, pulls his intestines out and strangles him with them.

Happy thoughts. Happy, happy thoughts.

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You may not know him and if you don’t, here’s your chance to make up for your mistake, because SGT TF Boggs is back, bigger, badder and meaner than ever.

For a sample of his writing, here’s a link to the best analogy to the idiocy of making a timetable for the withdrawal from surrender in Iraq that we’ve seen in a long time. Read that, then tell me that you still don’t understand why setting a date for withdrawal is just about the single most hare-brained, defeatist, terrorist-loving move we can possibly make, short of making Zawahiri president.

Of course, all of you, dear readers, already know that, but you can use the analogy to beat libtards over the head with when you come across them. Granted, using a nail-studded Louisville Slugger is much more gratifying, but this way is perfectly legal.

Speaking of libtard idiocy, if we have to listen to the Hildebeest and assorted other Idiotarians declaring that it’s time to “end the war”, we may just have to expedite our plans for purchasing a new TV, because the old one will be going down in a hail of bullets.

By “ending the war”, of course, the Cankled C*nt means “packing up and going home”, which only reveals the true depths of either her ignorance or her mendacity. At any rate, it reveals the utter, cosmic cluefuckedness of her supporters since they are, presumably, buying it.

There’s an old saying going: “You may not be interested in fighting the war, but the war is interested in fighting you.” Or do those mouth-breathing mutt-molesters perhaps think that we could have “ended” WWII by withdrawing from Europe or the Pacific? Can any life form actually believe that and still lay claim to the label “sentient?”

Wars don’t end until one side is well and truly defeated and the winning side has accepted the terms of surrender.

The Dem Cong, upholding their proud Viet Nam legacy, obviously want the winning side to be the other one.

No surprises there either. At this point in time it’s doubtful if it’s even reasonable to claim that nobody hates America more than al-Qaeda. The Dem Cong seem to be giving them one heck of a run for their money in that department.

Treasonous scum.

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It is with great sadness that we bid a temporary (we hope!) adieu and G-dspeed to our friend, fellow blogger and inspiration Jeff G of Protein Wisdom as he takes off some more time to deal with the psychotic raging alcoholic and jew-hater Deb Frisch.

We mean, it’s not like she’s guilty of serial libel and slander, threats against minors, threats against everything else with a pulse and an IQ above room temperature and more violations of court orders, injunctions and restraints than there are crab lice infesting her lonely, unattended snatch, so why on Earth should one expect the justice system to stop her in a mere, I don’t know, year or so?

Here’s hoping and praying that a lit candle falls over in one of the pools of Everclear on her table while she’s sleeping off yet another drunken stupor.

See you soon, Jeff.

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LC & IB Nick writes us saying, modestly, “I think I’m proud of this!

Well, Nick, you should be. Oh yes, you should be.

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The National Summary, you may recognize the name since they’re the ones who’ve been kind enough to sponsor our Empire with rather — erm — “catchy” ads on the sidebar, is a rather splendid site with some great conservative commentary on everything under the sun.

No, we’re not just saying that because they’ve been sponsoring us, we’re not that shameless, we’re saying it because of articles like this one.

We don’t think we’ve seen liberal memes and doublespeak more beautifully skewered in a long time, so go enjoy. It’s what the weekend is for, after all.

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