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Ever determined to outdo the New York Slimes in finding new lows, Loseweek decides to pull the “Let’s Hire A Disgusting Assclown” gambit. Much like The Atlantic Monthly did when they fired Mark Steyn and hired on Andy “Gob-Smackingly Vile” Sullivan on as a senior editor, presumably to prove to anybody still reading that rag that they could be every bit as cluefucked as the rest of them.

So what did Loseweek do?

Why, they hired on Markotz Moulitsas Zunigass from “The Daily Kotz”, of course.

You know, he of the great compassion. He of the famous “who cares about Americans being murdered, burned, mutilated and strung up from bridge girders? Screw ‘em!” comment.

They defend their decision by saying:

“We have always sought to represent a diversity of views in Newsweek, and we think Markos will be a great part of that tradition,” said Newsweek Editor Jon Meacham. “He will give our readers in print and online a unique perspective.”

Well, you do have a point. Running around wishing death and mutilation on fellow Americans certainly is a “unique” perspective. At least we hope so.

Maybe you should change the name to “Screwsweek” now?

UPDATE: LC MikeM informs us that Screwsweek, apparently in an effort to balance things out, has hired Karl Rove as well. So let’s see: On one hand we have a successful political advisor who has helped elect and re-elect a President, a high level official who, to the best of our knowledge, hasn’t once expressed his indifference to the brutal murder of Americans and, on the other, we have a screwed up nutball with delusions of adequacy who has helped get nobody elected for office, as a matter of fact his “support” is now considered the “kiss of death” in political circles, an assclown whose support depends entirely on who happens to be writing the biggest checks at any given point in time, and a fetid fuckhead whose only comment to war crimes being committed against his own people is “screw ‘em.”

Yep, balances out perfectly, doesn’t it?

On the plus side, liberals’ heads are exploding all over the place because of the Rove hire, and the pharmaceutical industry is reporting record sales of Thorazine, so it’s not all bad.

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Sir Christopher brings us this bit of news that gets even our lethargic Muse out of her stupor:

NORTHVILLE TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Residents along a cul-de-sac told police they saw a small fire near the spot where the burned and beheaded body of a convicted sex offender was found.

I guess he won’t be raping anybody anymore then.

He was identified by the Michigan State Police through a fingerprint taken from his burned hand. The print also revealed Sorensen had been a registered sex offender in Illinois.

Sorensen’s head has not been found and a cause of death has not been released.

Sudden separation of head from shoulders? Massive burns? More importantly: Who really gives a flying fuck at a rolling donut?

“Who would do something like this to my son? It’s not real to me right now,” said his father, Jim.

Dunno, Jim, but right off the top of my head words like “statutory rape” and “underage girls” suggest all manner of explanations, particularly when they, as in your son’s case, are used in combination.

Sorenson, of River Rouge, worked as a bar bouncer, his father told WJBK-TV.

The criminal sexual conduct charge stemmed from a relationship the younger Sorenson had had with an underage girl, his father said. His sex offender status was “a cloud that hung over his head,” his mother Kim told WXYZ-TV.

Finding the head should be no problem then: Just look for the damn cloud, why don’t you?

“He was a good person … but he had a rough life,” Kim Sorenson said.

Wonderful boy, when he wasn’t busy raping underage girls but hey, why bother with minor details like that?

Now, would somebody please sweep that greasy smear off the damn road before it stinks up the neighborhood?

UPDATE: The plot thickens, thanks to this link from alert reader Sunfish.

From reading this, it’s apparent that the government of Michigan seems to be unable to understand their own laws. Either that, or the media are still trying to get the facts right, it’s one of the two. Early reports stated that Sorenson was a registered fourth class sexual offender, which is strange considering that Sorenson, being 17 at the time of his offense, certainly wasn’t five years older than his victim, who was 14. Even using that sad substitute for real learning that is known as “New Math”, we can’t find a way of subtracting 14 from 17 and ending up with 5 or more.

Of course, this is only true if his fourth class status was assigned because of age. The other possibilities are rape (in more than “just” the statutory sense), incest or abuse of authority, but then the “oh, but they were just teens in love” defense certainly falls apart rather quickly.

Either way, the fact that he was 17 and she 14 certainly turns it into an entirely different sort of crime than if he’d been 19, 24 or 30. Is it still wrong for 17-year-olds to go around crawling into the panties of 14-year-old girls? You betcha it is, at least according to this stuck up old fuddy-duddy Emperor, but it hardly falls into the “let’s saw off his head and set his body on fire” category. More like the “son, you’re about to get a severe beating, and then I don’t expect you to ever darken this family’s doorstep again” category, at least if it was a 14-year-old daughter of ours.

And then there’s the other issue, which is that it turns out it wasn’t a killing motivated by anger, righteous or not, at all. It was a couple of sick, deranged, ready-for-a-trip-on-old-sparky teens looking for a “thrill.” Call us heartless if you must, but in our learned opinion, beasts who consider it a “thrill” to stab, murder and mutilate people who’ve done them no wrong need to be dragged outside behind the shed and shot in the face at the earliest possible opportunity. Giving scum like that a trial is a criminal waste of taxpayer funds, not to mention a highly offensive way of treating subhuman filth as if it was worthy of being called “human” in the first place.

No, we still don’t think that Sorenson was a choir boy. Again you may call us hopelessly old-fashioned and a bit of a prude if you feel thusly inclined, but 17-year-olds humping little girls isn’t kosher in this Emperor’s point of view. But it certainly doesn’t merit murder, beheading and mutilation. A good old-fashioned ass-whupping would have sufficed.

Consider ourself corrected by the additional facts, and may G-d lend his family strength. He fucked up back then (as do a lot of people, but wall-to-wall counseling will usually fix that sort of thing), but he certainly didn’t deserve this end.

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Ultra Left Wing Supreme Justice Assclown Stevens demonstrates that whatever it is that is causing what used to be his brains to become a jellified, malodorous goo has reached its terminal stage, and Eugene Volokh lets him have it with both barrels. Albeit in a much more polite fashion than the doddering old dimplebrain deserves.

Apparently, “Justice” Stevens is heartbroken about the killing of Admiral Yamamoto during WWII:

Stevens told me he was troubled by the fact that Yamamoto, a highly intelligent officer who had lived in the United States and become friends with American officers, was shot down with so little apparent deliberation or humanitarian consideration. The experience, he said, raised questions in his mind about the fairness of the death penalty. “I was on the desk, on watch, when I got word that they had shot down Yamamoto in the Solomon Islands, and I remember thinking: This is a particular individual they went out to intercept,” he said. “There is a very different notion when you’re thinking about killing an individual, as opposed to killing a soldier in the line of fire.”

Yes, according to “Justice” Stevens and the various deranged voices living in his head, decapitating the enemy’s leadership during a time of war in order to bring about a quicker end to hostilities and, in so doing, saving countless lives on both sides is vastly morally inferior to just mowing down those idiot plebeian grunts wholesale in the trenches.

Just in case there was still a shred of a doubt in your minds about just what kind of elitist, snobbish, self-appointed aristocrat we’re dealing with every time “Justice” Stevens manages to strap on his Depends™ and waddle off to perform another gang rape of the Constitution with his buddy, Ruth Baader-Meinhof Ginsburg.

Oh how Stevens must have wept with joy when the news about the failed 20th of July plot against Adolf Hitler’s life arrived. What horror it would have been for an intelligent leader like Adolf to be blown up like a common serf, without due deliberation or humanitarian considerations! What would this world have come to if people could walk around blasting their superiors to smithereens in order to benefit all of mankind?

Well, Stevens got his wish back in 1944. Hitler survived to carry on the war that his underlings would have ended after his death, costing millions of more lives.

But hey, they were just “soldiers in the line of fire”, so what would Stevens care?

Rope. Tree. “Justice.”
Some assembly required.

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Since our ridiculous laws prohibit us from dealing with terminal tumblefucks like phred phaggot phelps in the only way proper, which is pistols at dawn (or better yet: Firing squad behind the barn), one way of getting to the disgusting maggots is by hitting them in the pocketbooks. And one Marine’s family recently did just that and succeeded (link thanks to LC & IB Jay, who also has a link to the head of the cult itself, losing whatever marbles it might have left on air).

A Baltimore federal jury awarded nearly $11 million Wednesday to the father of a Marine killed in Iraq, deciding that the family’s privacy had been invaded by a Kansas church whose members waved anti-gay signs at the funeral.

It was the first-ever verdict against Westboro Baptist Church, a fundamentalist Christian group based in Topeka that has protested military funerals across the country with placards bearing shock-value messages such as “Thank God for dead soldiers.”

We’re still not quite where we need to be (that would be where WE get to carry signs saying “Thank G-d For Brutally Tortured, Maimed and Exterminated Braindead Cultists”), but it’s certainly a step in the right direction.

The compensatory damage award alone, $2.9 million, was nearly triple the net worth of Westboro and the three members on trial, their attorney said.

According to their accountants, anyway. Maybe the IRS should look into that as well? Tax evasion comes with prison time, after all, and nothing would be more poetically just than phred phuckhead phelps locked up in a cell with a sex-starved homosexual former linebacker.

Fred W. Phelps Sr., Westboro’s founder, vowed to appeal to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit, in Richmond, Va.

“It’s going to be reversed in five minutes,” he said. This case, he added, “will elevate me to something important,” as it draws more publicity to his cause.

It’ll “elevate” you to something, that’s for sure, you sick, deranged old pervert. But, by all means, let’s have it out in the open. Let’s spend a LOT of time going over the details of the case in public, let’s spend MONTHS displaying to the American public, in loving detail, just exactly what it is that you sister-humping sickos do in your spare time, then let’s see what the American public decides to “elevate” you to. Hint: You might not like it.

The jury found the defendants liable for violating the Snyder family’s expectation of privacy at the funeral and for intentionally inflicting emotional distress.

Snyder’s lawsuit spurred a constitutional debate over how far the First Amendment should extend to protect the most extreme forms of expression.

Some legal experts said the judgment could be a setback for those who believe in broad free-speech protections.

The ones who believe that intentionally inflicting extreme emotional distress on vulnerable individuals is “protected speech”, at any rate, and we don’t really give a good fuck about how they feel.

“I think when speech is a matter of public concern it still has to be protected, even when by social standards it is extraordinarily rude and outrageous,” said UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh.

University of Maryland law professor Mark Graber said the size of award, which included $8 million in punitive damages, could have a chilling effect on speech.

“This was in a public space,” Graber said “While the actions are reprehensible, the First Amendment protects a lot that’s reprehensible.”

Try walking into a da hood and start throwing racial slurs around, then screech that you’re just exercising your First Amendment rights in the public square as they pound your teeth in and break every last bone in your body in alphabetical order, as they bloody well SHOULD. I understand what you’re trying to say, and I’m ALWAYS leery of the law getting involved in speech, but you have to realize that words DO have consequences.

Don’t want the courts to punish people for speech? Fine, you may have a point there because who’s to say where some future activist court might draw the line, but then let’s have back dueling rights. Also, let’s pay more than lip service to the “fighting words” defense in the aftermath of a bloody beating. Because I swear to G-d, if one of my Heirs passes away before I do and some phuckhead and his minions show up to piss on his grave, then somebody is going to DIE. And I do mean DIE. And I’ll fucking well bloody ENJOY it.

phred phelps isn’t “just another activist expressing his opinion.” He went there, to that funeral, with THE SPECIFIC INTENT OF CAUSING EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. If you’re going to bring up the “public square” defense, then explain to me why his First Amendment rights wouldn’t have been equally well served, say, four counties away from the funeral? Plenty of “public squares” there for him to express his opinion on too.

It’s the difference between me exercising my right to call someone a moron here on my site and me calling on his home every five minutes around the clock screaming it at him and his family. The first is permissible and free speech. The latter is best dealt with through half a dozen loads of double-aught buckshot.

Thatisall.

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(Link thanks to Sir Guido).

Last Sunday, the Danish anti-Islamofascist organization SIOE had announced a demonstration as per usual procedure for those, but it turned out to be not quite as peaceful as all that, thanks to a bunch of radical fuckheads (referred to in the article as “autonomous”, a group similar to the infamous “Black Bloc” who like to show up in ski masks, committing aggravated assault, vandalism and, in this case, attempted murder), who accosted the vehicle in which some of the leaders of SIOE were traveling, bashed in the windows and proceeded to beat the occupants with iron bars while trying to stab them to death.

One of the victims was a 74 year old woman.

It’s only going to get worse, you know.

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(Via the Imperial Linkmaster General).

Syria has made their nuclear installation vanish.

What? No credit to the IAF?

Clearly, Sir, they contributed significantly to the “vanishing” act by making sure that no pieces were bigger than what would pass through a wedding ring first.

Now, if they’d only do the same to all of Damascus.

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Watch the whole clip over at the Jawa Report.

But, but, doesn’t Stossel know who the Goreacle IS??? He’s got an Emmy, an Oscar, a Nobel Peace Prize and everything! [Which, in this day and age, is proof beyond a reasonable doubt that you’re a complete imbecile with no redeeming qualities — Ed.]

Some thoughts after having watched the video:

1) The debate is, indeed, over. The Gorebeciles are a bunch of tyrannical, bullying bullshit peddlers using intimidation in lieu of what used to be called “facts.”

2) Even if we manage to bury the whole Glowbull Wormening fairy tale before they manage to destroy the world economy, we still have at least one more score to settle: Somebody needs to be beaten to death for child abuse, and I have a very large, unpleasant stick perfect for just such a job. It’s one thing lying to adults to further your own Modern Day Inquisition, but to scare the shit out of children is quite another.

The Heirs had damn well better not lose a second’s worth of sleep over this crap, or somebody’s going to pay. And I know where they live.

Thatisall.

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Sorry about the late news, but the MSM weren’t exactly all over this one, since it involves their favorite race-baiting scumbag mayor.

Looks like he wasn’t content to declare that Nawlins should be a “Rassenrein” “chocolate city” (honkies need not apply), now he’s promoting the “go to Nawlins and get murdered” brand as well. No, we shit you not:

Mayor Ray Nagin said he worries that slayings in the city make it seem dangerous, but news of such crimes “keeps the New Orleans brand out there.”

In a city where the tourism industry is the lifeblood of a fragile economy, the wave of violence threatens to derail efforts to bring visitors — and former residents — back. Yet Nagin, at a bricklaying ceremony Thursday, told reporters it’s a “two-edged sword.”

“It’s not good for us, but it also keeps the New Orleans brand out there, and it keeps people thinking about our needs and what we need to bring this community back,” he said. “Sure it hurts, but we have to keep working every day to make the city better.”

We’re not sure if we should recommend this shitbag for the Annual To Every Cloud, There Is A Silver Lining Award™, or if we should just recommend that he be involuntarily committed to a home for the terminally stupid and deranged.

So yep, according to Raycist Nagin, people getting brutally murdered is actually a Good Thing™, since it “keeps the brand name out there” and keeps people “thinking about what we need to bring our community back.”

Makes you wonder: If killings drop, will Raycist Nagin start roaming the streets gunning down random strangers to keep things on the right track?

Congrats, Nawlins residents, you’ve managed to re-elect a smear upon the stained sheets of humanity that is actually stupider than you are. Who’d have thunk?

Obligatory Disclaimer for our Nawlins LCs: Yes, we know that you didn’t elect him. If the shoe don’t fit, don’t wear it. Better still, use it to clobber the living snot out of the race baiters, welfare sows and assorted other criminals in and out of office that fuck up your fair city.

Also, we find it deeply disturbing that Nawlins has this reputation, because we’d dearly love to visit one day. It’s an historic city well worth a visit. If you have received your Interceptor Body Armor in the mail, of course ;-) Finally, don’t anybody get the idea that Nawlins is the most dangerous city to visit in the Empire. Washington DC still claims that “honor” and, not only is the likelihood that you’ll get mugged, mutilated, raped, murdered or all of the above much higher in DC, you’ll also get to enjoy the fact that the Nazi City Gummint of DC won’t let you defend yourself. At least Nawlins gives you permission to do THAT.

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Filthy Harry Screed.

If douchebaggery were an Olympic event, your mere announcement that you intended to participate would be more than enough reason for the other contestants to simply stay at home and forfeit, for not even with their combined best efforts, no matter how despicably, singularly vile and repulsive they were could they ever possibly get within a lightyear of your colossally offensive fuckheadedness.

If being an oozing, painful chancre on humanity were a religion, you’d be the Grand Poobah of it. Cathedrals would be built and named after you and all other deities would resign in disgust, rather than risk ever being mentioned in the same sentence as you.

There is no organism so repulsive, so filthy, so abominable, so utterly foul that I wouldn’t rather french kiss it for hours on end than ever shake your hand, no lifeform so loathsome that I wouldn’t rather stuff it in my pants and have wild, uninhibited sex with it than ever be caught looking at you with anything more sympathetic than utter disgust.

You are a cancer upon the body politic in dire need of radiation therapy, a pathetic, useless waste of DNA, a sack of wrinkled skin so utterly bereft of redeeming features that your presence on the planet would give an alien race just cause should they desire to wipe us all out just to be safe, and anybody voting for you or your party are no different.

Thatisall.

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It looks like SPC Alex Jimenez got murdered by his al-Qaeda kidnappers while our JAG-offs were debating for 10 long hours whether wire-tapping the terrorists comms to get clues about his whereabouts would violate the head choppers’ civil rights. The terrorist head choppers in Iraq, mind you.

Nobody knows if those 10 hours would have saved Jimenez’s life if they hadn’t been wasted on a bunch of pencil-pushing desk jockeys jerking each other off, but what we DO know is that they were 10 hours that SPC Jimenez could ill afford at the time.

First, we kill all the lawyers.

Sounds better with every passing day.

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