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Brother J (aka LC&IB Vulcanrider) having recently terminated his employment with the inept, PC-riddled and bureaucrapinated incompetence haven, known as the TSA, pens a fine take on Skeletor’s Department of Homeland InSecurity.

Posted over at Cigar Intelligence Agency: Knee Jerks From the DC Jerks Again

A most righteous screed from a former (Thank G-d) insider, and no, you won’t find anything useful for circumventing the system, just a look into how incredibly clue-fucked, yet another of W’s pet projects remains.

[Hah !! The Empire is double-teaming Chertoff today, I see. Buwaaahaaaaa-JB]

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I wrote this for my radio talk-show Tuesday Truth this week and thought it worthwhile to publish here: The illegal immigration issue has taken on a life of it’s own. In spite of massive public opinion against Zhamnesty 2008, that even congress is admitting they are getting swamped with constituency feed back, overwhelmingly AGAINST all proposals and iterations of what they started with.

There can be no fifty-fifty Americanism in this country. There is room here for only 100% Americanism, only for those who are Americans and nothing else.

-Theodore Roosevelt


We’ve been watching the Bush administration and congress the last few months going all out to enact legislation addressing the issue of illegal immigration. The last few years have brought out an increasingly shrill and ‘in your face’ push from various groups purportedly trying to address the issue with lies, distortions and bullying. The president has even alluded that opponents of the legislative efforts are racists and bigots. Endless opinion polls, patently biased, are widely published as representative of the average citizen’s views. Rarely do they coincide with the good commons sense of most people outside the beltway and the special interest groups. Let there be no mistake about it, this bill, regardless of flowery words, fully intends to give amnesty, citizenship, voting rights and full access to government (that would be from your wallet of course) benefits to individuals that are de-facto felons. The existing immigration laws make it a felony for illegally entering the country. The very presence of the illegal alien in the US, make them criminals. Regardless, we see protest marches, civil disobedience and even schools encouraging students to cut classes to attend these events. Do we see protest marches by other criminals proudly proclaiming their crimes? Have we seen burglars and robbers marching in the streets, demanding the ‘right’ to continue committing crimes and pardons for crimes already committed?

What gives?, why does the president and congress seem hell-bent on getting amnesty for what may nearly be 20 million criminals? This is an issue that both political parties have a stake in. The democrats see a large group of new potential voters that fit their agenda of ever-growing social welfare programs and expanding government. The illegal immigrant issue is a gold-mine for pandering with socialists programs and demagogue stances by race being played by DC at every turn and that’s coming from both sides of the Taco Aisle (or should I say Isle?) . They foresee generations of guaranteed votes, unlike former European and Asian immigrants, those of Hispanic ancestry seem determined to resist assimilation. This is the group that ‘demands’ a bilingual society and culture and ‘rights’ of access to every nickel of the federal largess.

Teddy Roosevelt said it bluntly:

Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country.

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Not to worry you unduly about “homegrown jihadis” (of which practically none exist, according to Homeland Stupidity Chief Suit Michael Cherkoff), but this study certainly gives us pause.

But we’re probably being silly. After all, what does it matter that 41% of American mooselimbs between the ages of 18 and 29 believe that terrorism is often justified, and that 26% of them, or 1 in 4, believe that it’s always justified?

Hey, as soon as Michael Cherkoff and President Kennedy Bush get done handing out the Z-visas, they’ll all reform, right?

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Just like during the Miers and Ports Dubai debacle, the Bush Administration’s response to unhappiness among the people who actually voted for them is to insult us.

This time, Homeland Stupidity clownshoe, Michael Cherkoff, rolls out the hearts and minds-winning argument that all of those against ceding our sovereignty, opening the borders and bringing criminals “out of the shadows” to enjoy a life-long tax-free ride in the sun, only oppose his Master’s Brilliant Proposal because we hate brown people and want to kill Mexicans.

His political skills are only matched by the richness of his luscious, flowing mane.

Here’s a suggestion, cue ball: Why don’t you just get yourself a nice, hot cup of shut the fuck up and go back to fondling your privates? That is, assuming that you can find them. If not, go back to fondling Kennedy’s And if he offers to drive you home, please don’t turn him down. We hear that he knows of a scenic route near Chappaquiddick that is simply to die for.

Fucking douchebag.

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All of you Aztlan & MEChA motherfuckers had better keep your frijole fryer boxes handy for the return trip to the Sewer System South of the Border™.

ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Hazleton Mayor Lou Barletta, who gained national attention by targeting illegal immigrants living in his small northeastern Pennsylvania city, cruised to the Republican nomination for a third term on Tuesday - and unexpectedly won the Democratic nomination, too.

Barletta trounced GOP challenger Dee Deakos with nearly 94 percent of the vote. And he beat former Mayor Michael Marsicano for the Democratic nomination by staging a last-minute write-in campaign, all but guaranteeing himself another term, unofficial returns showed.

Yep, Pedro, your shit is getting old and the LEGAL citizens of the U.S. are fed up with it. And, lest ye forget, we gringos know a thing or two about defending our homeland when it comes to invasions from across the Rio Mierda. (Even if the empty suits in DC don’t have the cojones to do it.)


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LC Maxxdog gave us the heads-up to the complete collapse of sanity at one of the world’s leading computer manufacturers, Dell. After a group of stinking Somali Mooselimp contract workers Rent-a-Jihadis™ walked off the job, demanding they be given special consideration to stop working 5 times per day, turn towards the Saudi Shithole™ of Mecca and pray to their Pedophile Profit™ (Pigs Pee Upon Him), Dell, under pressure from the terrorist front group CAIR, caved in and is going to give them everything they wanted and, get this, SEND THE PLANT MANAGERS TO “SENSITIVITY TRAINING”.

Muslim contract employees at the Dell Inc. plant in Nashville reached a settlement with the company on issues related to a dispute over prayer in the workplace, a national Islamic civil rights advocacy terrorist front group announced yesterday in Washington.

The Council on American-Islamic Relations Dhimmitude said the 31 Muslim employees, who left work last month in a disagreement over Islamic prayers, will be reinstated, receive back pay, and be granted religious accommodation. Managers also will also receive additional training on existing religious accommodation policies and practices.

Instead of unceremoniously being given pink slips and told to pound sand and go back to the fucking cesspool from whence they crawled…

Other terms of the settlement were not disclosed.

Kinda hard for the Dell officials to talk for very long with those Mooselimp cocks stuffed down their throats…

The settlement came following a meeting yesterday between representatives of the council, Dell, the Muslim workers, the Metro Human Relations Commission and Spherion Corp., the company that provided the workers to Dell.

”We are pleased with both the terms of the settlement and with the cooperative attitude of all parties in the negotiations,” CAIR Executive Director Nihad Awad said. …

Translation: “We are pleased that the Infidel pig-dogs have chosen to bow down before the sword of Allah and save us the dirty work of severing their heads from their bodies. It’s more fun to extract jizzya and humiliate them for all of our Muslim brethren around the world to see.

…”We thank everyone from around the world who contacted Dell to express their support for reasonable religious accommodation dhimmitude in the workplace.”

We’re sure that Dell is going to be hearing a LOT more from people who think that giving into a terroristic religious ideology isn’t such a good idea…

Most of the affected employees are from Somalia.

Then let them go back to Somalia and work in a place that will allow them to shut down production five times per day to pray.

Abdirizak Hassan, executive director of the Somali Community Center of Nashville, said the workers walked out of the company’s Nashville plant last month because they were not allowed time for prayers.

And all of the Christians, Jooos & Hindus walked out, too, because they weren’t allowed to stop production and perform their religious rites inside the plant.

Oh, wait. That didn’t happen.

We’ll be expecting Dell to install confessionals, baptismals, an exact replica of the Wailing Wall & a working scale model of the Ganges River within the next week or there is going to be a national call for a boycott of their products.


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…the morons were planning to attack Ft. Dix.

MOUNT LAUREL, N.J. — Six Islamic militants from Yugoslavia and the Middle East were arrested on charges of plotting to attack the Fort Dix Army post and “kill as many soldiers as possible,” authorities said Tuesday.

In conversations secretly recorded by an FBI informant over the past year, the men talked about killing in the name of Allah and attacking U.S. warships that might dock in Philadelphia, according an FBI criminal complaint.

“This was a serious plot put together by people who were intent on harming Americans,” U.S. Attorney Christopher Christie said Tuesday. “We’re very gratified federal law enforcement was able to catch these people before they acted and took innocent life.”

One suspect reportedly spoke of using rocket-propelled grenades to kill at least 100 soldiers at a time, according to court documents.

“If you want to do anything here, there is Fort Dix and I don’t want to exaggerate, and I assure you that you can hit an American base very easily,” suspect Mohamad Ibrahim Shnewer said in one conversation secretly recorded by a government informant, according to the criminal complaint.

“It doesn’t matter to me whether I get locked up, arrested or get taken away,” a suspect identified as Serdar Tatar said in another recorded conversation. “Or I die, it doesn’t matter. I’m doing it in the name of Allah.”

But… pisslam is a religion of PEACE!

Non-surprise in this piece of journaljizzm: Terrorists are referred to as “militants.”

Big surprise in this piece of journaljizzm: They’re actually referred to, correctly, as Islamists. CAIR whining and moaning to commence in 5…4…3…

Oh, coincidentally, three of the six were illegal immigrants or, as we’re sure the MSM would prefer it, “undocumented military consultants.” You know, the kind that El Presidente and the RINO fucknozzles want to give a “path to citizenship.”

Thank G-d that our intel guys managed to nail those assholes for allah before the DemCong could send them off to count “endangered” polar bears and investigate global wormening.

And, right on cue, the leftard terrorism experts of Wankette chime in:

The FBI has successfully broken up yet another fiendish terrorist plot on American soil. These brave defenders of freedom have once again ensured that Americans can rest easy, safe from the threat of a couple guys buying some guns and trying to… take over an Army base???

Because, as we all know, terrorists’ first and most important objective is to take territory and hold it. It is most definitely not to strike and kill as many as possible before they themselves are killed.

Ok. So, the plot was: six dudes from New Jersey buy some guns and storm Fort Dix. The Fort Dix that is full of lots and lots of Army reservists with way, way more guns. And, like, extensive military training and shit. Yes, thank god these terrorists have been caught and locked up before they could be killed within minutes of deciding to carry out the dumbest fucking terrorist plot we’ve ever heard of.

If the leftardian buttplugs of Wankette would take a short break from their alternate universe, then perhaps they’d realize, much like every sentient being living in the real world, that terrorists don’t much care about their own personal survival, as long as they get to kill them some infidels. “Suicide bomber”, Google It!

Stupid? Certainly, but that’s cold comfort to their dead victims since they, irrespective of the mental acuity of the terrorists, remain very much dead. Not that the Wankettes would care much. The dead in this case would be soldiers, after all, and we all know how leftards feel about “those people”, don’t we?

Did I just question their patriotism and support for the troops?

Why yes, I do believe that I did.

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Thanks to LCs Jewells52 and Aubyn:

WASHINGTON - Top intelligence analysts are diving into the politically sensitive issue of climate change, but some Democrats in Congress are demanding even more.

The House Intelligence Committee approved a provision late Wednesday as part of a spy budget bill that would require the National Intelligence Council to produce its highest-level assessment — a National Intelligence Estimate — specifically on climate change.

So we’re going to strip our already underfunded intelligence gathering programs so our spooks can go spy on Mother Gaia to see what she’s up to?

Wow, that has to be the most singularly stupid thing we’ve heard of this week and, considering what comes out of the DemCong these days, that’s saying rather a lot. We were under the impression that intelligence is a rather valuable commodity, particularly during a time of war or, for that matter, it would’ve been nice to have more of prior to, say, 9/11, but obviously the DemCong don’t think it’s near as important as trying to figure out what that great, glowing ball in the sky might be scheming to do behind our backs. Inasmuch as they and their Church of the Goreacle has even acknowledged its existence, something that is far from clear at this time.

The bill, which the House could take up next week, calls on analysts to study the political, social, agricultural and economic risks associated with climate change over the next 30 years.

Republicans rejected the endeavor as an unnecessary distraction from higher priorities.

Yet the Office of the National Intelligence Director said it has begun working on the national security implications of climate change.

“The intelligence community necessarily explores a number of long-term issues that may have an effect on U.S. national security, including potential national security implication of global climate change,” spokesman Ross Feinstein said in a statement Thursday.

Oh, so they’re not going to spend scarce resources on studying the climate, they’re going to waste them on studying what as of yet unknown and quite uncertain changes might possibly mean for areas that, as far as we know, are already covered by other agencies. Beats having to do what they’re actually hired to do, we suppose.

The research, an intelligence official said, will not address the scientific foundations of global climate change scenarios. “That determination will be left up to the scientists,” said the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity about internal policy issues.

Among questions that some are asking: Will drought and weather changes create mass migrations that could threaten governments? Will U.S. military bases be affected by rising sea levels?

Wouldn’t it make sense to see if the seas are actually rising first? We mean, if that’s the only threat we’re facing currently, then by all means, but don’t we have more imminent and demonstrable actual threats to deal with? Like, we don’t know, those people running around blowing up our soldiers and civilians? We forget what they’re called since the name has been banned by the MSM in favor of “militants”, but we’re sure you know who we’re talking about.

In a statement, Michigan Rep. Peter Hoekstra, the House Intelligence Committee’s top Republican, questioned Democrats’ intelligence priorities, saying the report would divert scarce resources to study global warming.

Pish-posh. That’s not true at all. They’re not studying global wormening, they’re studying the possible effects of a problem that nobody has a clue as to the magnitude or existence of. See? Much better.

Republicans, he said, worked to focus on terrorists, rogue nations and U.S. enemies.

Rep. Darrell Issa, R-Calif., went a step further, sponsoring an amendment to prohibit “environmental spying.” The proposal failed.

“Our government should not commit expensive spy satellites and human intelligence sources to target something as undefined as the environment,” Issa said.

Next, we’ll have the National Guard ordered to measure temperatures, fly weather balloons and print promotional fliers for “An Inconvenient Truth.”


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Once again, Victimhood Inc.™ reacts to someone stripping away the layers of bullshit PC-ism and exposing the ugly truth in typical fashion.

The article comes out of the starting gate, stumbles and falls flat on its face in by-line.

An e-mail implying that illegal immigrants drain tax dollars circulated its way through the Florida Legislature,…

First off, it didn’t “imply” anything. It stated an obvious, well-established fact.

…and discussion quickly turned to the national debate on anti-immigration policy.

That’s “anti-ILLEGAL immigration”, you festering boils on the nutsac of humanity. “Reading comprehension” never has been one of your strong suits, has it?

What part of the following “offensive” e-mail blurb is too difficult for you to understand?

The e-mail, forwarded by Rep. Donald Brown from his state-issued account, had a clip-art cartoon and read: “Reminder: April 15th. Don’t forget to pay your taxes . . . 12 million illegal aliens are depending on you!

Pretty straight up and accurate.
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LC Nixcell (welcome to the wonderful world of the Blogosphere!) has a post up that is a must-read. The thing that set him off was this article about how the gummint is willfully refusing to learn from history for fear of offending terrorists.

Authorities fear the school massacre that shook Russia a few years ago may be a dress rehearsal for what al-Qaida plans to do in America – only on a grander scale, launching multiple school attacks simultaneously across the country.

In 2004, Chechen terrorists associated with al-Qaida seized a school building in Beslan, Russia, and slaughtered 338, including 172 children.

Three years later, schools and local police in this country are still unprepared to deal with such an assault, experts warn. Most don’t have response plans for handling a single active shooter, let alone a cell of trained terrorists launching a large-scale attack.

Of course they don’t. After all, putting up a sign saying “no guns allowed on school property” is guaranteed to make a psychotic, mass-murdering fuckhead out on a killing spree stop and think twice. Wouldn’t want to break the law, now would he? I despair at the immeasurable idiocy of bureaucratic butt-skates coming up with “logic” like that. How the Hades did they live to the age of majority without strangling themselves in their shoe laces? Do they ALL use Velcro?

As is always the case, those gun control laws serve only to keep guns out of the hands of people that you don’t have to worry about. People like myself, who would be quite helpful should somebody try something within shooting distance of my heavily armed self. As a result, I dutifully unload my sidearm prior to entering school property, leaving me and mine (and everybody else there) defenseless, should a goblin or deranged Hoppin’ Haji show up with killin’ on his mind. I know I shouldn’t but, unlike a murderous psychopath, I’m not particularly interested in going to jail, and you can bet your blippies that authorities would have absolutely NO problem with shoving a law-abiding citizen behind bars without as much as a by-your-leave. A swarthy Middle Easterner with suspicious ties to terrorist organizations, on the other hand, not so much. Because that would be raaaaaaaaaacist!

Yet terror cells secreted inside America may be planning to use buses, as well as other vehicles and methods, as a Trojan horse to infiltrate school campuses and massacre students and teachers.

The FBI and Homeland Security Department last month distributed a bulletin to law enforcement across the country warning that Muslims with “ties to extremist groups” are signing up to be school bus drivers. They also noted “recent suspicious activity” by foreigners who either drive school buses or are licensed to drive them.

…and then went on to immediately say “nothing to worry about here, move along.” If they’d been white crackers living in the woods while hoarding battle rifles, on the other hand, they’d have had the flame throwers and snipers out there so fast they’d break the sound barrier.

There MAY not be anything to worry about but, as a father of two kids, I can’t and won’t take the chance. And the “how was anybody to know?” defense doesn’t work anymore. Beslan, anybody? BESLAN???

I realize that there must be some of the desk-jockeys who don’t want to profile because it’s “unfair” and/or “an inconvenience to those profiled” but, frankly, I don’t give a shit. I don’t even give half a shit. If, heaven forbid, any harm ever comes to the Heirs as a result of our dickless, PC bureaucracies refusing to use common sense, I’ll hold them personally responsible. And no, I don’t mean “personally responsible” as in “I’ll file suit.” You do the math, assholes.

“The enemy is infiltrating us at all levels, and certainly school bus drivers are one area to look at,” warned retired Lt. Col. Dave Grossman, president of Killology Research Group, an anti-terror consultancy that trains the FBI and other law enforcement. “And how about high school, middle school and elementary school cafeteria workers? Janitors? Delivery people?”

Grossman says some school district security officials he works with have expressed concerns about some of the Muslim employees schools are hiring.

“But no one dares profile them,” he told WND.

“Islamic terrorists are already in place in the U.S. and, yes, that includes bus drivers, cafeteria workers and also airport workers,” added Grossman, a former Army Ranger and West Point professor.

They’d better START profiling, and soon too. Because if they don’t, then I’ll be profiling the everloving shit out of anybody with access to my kids and the potential to do them harm. And since I don’t have the resources that government has, my version of profiling is bound to be quite a bit more “unfair” and rough than anything they can do.

You see, I don’t have a choice. My first responsibility is to my children, and I don’t care what I have to do to protect them. Literally. I’d much rather that I not have to because, quite honestly, civilian enforcement is bound to be a lot more haphazard and prone to inconveniencing innocents. I’d much rather have the professionals do it.

But if the professionals insist on ignoring reality and whistling past the graveyard, then I have no choice.

No amount of after the fact rationalizing or dumb excuses will resurrect my loved ones, and nothing will stand between my wrath and the fuckheads who brought it about by refusing to do their jobs.


***UPDATE:*** LC JeepThang has some choice words on the subject of turning our schools into killing fields by disarming everybody except for murdering psychopaths. And a solution to the problem as well, a solution that has our Imperial Endorsement™.

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