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How about some actual news for a change? We thought you might like that too, so here goes:

If there is one thing that approaches the levels of disgust that we felt the other day, when we learned of yet another illegal immigrant (one of the wonderful, hard-working, honest people that President Jorge wants to give full amnesty and citizenship to) driving around while drunk as a skunk, ending up murdering a 5 months pregnant young woman and her mother, then it would be watching the worthless, overpaid, underworked, brickheaded, bureaucratic suits running around in circles trying to defend the fact that he wasn’t deported, in spite of having THREE FUCKING PRIOR DUI CONVICTIONS under his belt.

If you sense a touch of irritation in His Imperial Pissed-Offedness’ writing, you’re spot on.

What remains indisputable is that, if one of those worthless bureaucrat shitbirds, just ONE of them had done his or her job during just ONE of the THREE PRIOR TIMES WHEN SPEEDY DRUNKZALES WAS APPREHENDED FOR DRIVING WHILE DRUNK AS A TIJUANA DONKEY, those two women would be alive today and, four months from now, a new member would be added to the family.

Does “gross negligence” even mean anything anymore?

Obviously it doesn’t, and it’s thoroughly disgusting to watch those barely sentient gummint parasites pissing on the graves of that family by whining that “it’s not our fault.”

Yes, fuckheads, it IS your fault.

YOU killed those three innocents, just as surely as if you’d been the piece of crap driving the car under the influence.

YOU killed them through your gross incompetence and refusal to do the jobs you’re paid by we the taxpayers to do, and may G-d have mercy on your black, empty souls for it, because we won’t.

And you stonewalling while, in effect, saying “shit happens” about your refusal to do your jobs only serves to make me long even more for the day when you’re dangling from utility poles like grotesque meat wind chimes.

Thatisall.

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(H/t LC TGregg)

WASHINGTON - Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police. An FBI spokesman said, “Parents and children have nothing to fear.”

Heavens no. Why would THAT worry us one little bit? They’re the Religion of Peace, after all. The President said so himself!

Listen, dear Feds, I know what you’re trying to do here. The last thing we need is a widespread panic with parents all over the nation keeping their kids home from school — although if they’re public schools, the consequences to their learning level most likely wouldn’t be measurable — but would it be too much to ask of your spokes-suits to maybe try to be calming in a slightly less luminously retarded fashion?

Terrorists have been obtaining licenses to drive school buses, but that’s not worth worrying about?

It sort of suggests that you’re not taking the whole thing seriously, doesn’t it? Which you’d better be, or there’ll be unpleasant consequences in your suddenly dramatically curtailed futures.

Of course, there’s always the very real possibility that the journaljizzmer who authored this bit of Associated (with terrorists) Press pap didn’t quote you quite accurately, and by “not quite accurately” I mean “she pulled it straight out of her voluminous arse.”

What I’m trying to say is that, good intentions notwithstanding, when your immediate reaction to every single incident, threat or new development is “nothing to see here, move along”, sometimes even before you’ve bothered to investigate it, as we’ve seen all too many times in the past, the calming effect of your words is bound to be less than nothing eventually. It’s like the boy who repeatedly refused to cry “wolf.”

Asked about the alert notice, the FBI’s Rich Kolko said, “There are no threats, no plots and no history leading us to believe there is any reason for concern,” although law enforcement agencies around the country were asked to watch out for kids’ safety.

See? That’s more like it. And if that was you being misquoted in the lede, Mr Kolko, I apologize.

Foreigners under recent investigation include “some with ties to extremist groups” who have been able to “purchase buses and acquire licenses,” the bulletin says.

But Homeland Security and the FBI “have no information indicating these individuals are involved in a terrorist plot against the homeland,” it says. The memo also notes: “Most attempts by foreign nationals in the United States to acquire school bus licenses to drive them are legitimate.”

Of course not. I mean why jump to conclusions and automatically assume that “foreigners with ties to extremist groups” would have any illegitimate and nefarious reasons for getting school buses and licenses to drive them? Most likely they’re just dying to cast off the shackles of Jihad and go sing “the wheels of the bus…” with the kids.

And then some knucklehead from Homeland Insecurity shows up and contradicts everything:

Homeland Security spokesman Russ Knocke said the government has no credible information to suggest terrorists are “involved in buying school buses or seeking licenses to drive them.” He said there was no indication of any immediate threat to the country.

No credible information to suggest terrorists are involved in buying school buses or seeking licenses to drive them?

Wasn’t that what the FBI just said that you did have evidence of?

Could you pencil-pushing potato-heads at least care enough to synchronize your talking points every once in a while?

Well, somebody’s obviously and logically not telling the truth here.

And you morons want us to trust you with our children’s safety?

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…as Tommie the Commie (now in early retirement in South Dakota) famously said when the airport “security” that has guaranteed that His Majesty will never set foot on a domestic flight again were being thought up.

We’re not in the habit of paying to be abused, harassed and treated like cattle because of regulations that, while making air travel a living nightmare for law-abiding citizens, allow for this sort of thing to happen (link via the Imperial Rabbi):

ORLANDO, Fla. — Two baggage handlers carried a bag containing guns and drugs on a commercial flight from Florida to Puerto Rico, but passengers were in no danger, a Transportation Security Administration spokesman said.

The baggage handlers used their employee uniforms and airport identification cards to enter restricted areas, bypass screeners with the bag and board the commercial Delta flight, according to court documents released Wednesday.

Thomas Anthony Munoz, 22, was arrested in San Juan when he got off the plane at the Luis Munoz Marin International Airport. Inside the duffel bag he was carrying, authorities found 13 handguns, one assault rifle and eight clear bags containing a total of 8 pounds of marijuana, Baixauli said.

But hey, who cares? The Transportation Screwup Abomination itself have told us now that no passengers were in danger. Obviously they weren’t, since they’re all still alive, but that’s like dismissing a tornado after the fact because nobody happened to get killed.

Meanwhile, nobody else can carry a nail clipper on a plane, and 89-year-old Methodist grandmothers from Minnesota continue to be subjected to full body cavity searches, so as not to offend CAIR.

Fucking incompetent, overpaid, bureaucrat buttweasels.

Will a single one of the federal parasites be fired because of this?

Ha. Not in a million years. They’ll probably be given a promotion and $20,000 more of our money a year.

(And in case you’re wondering, I’m referring to the knuckledragging, underqualified, otherwise unemployable fuckup desk jockeys who set up this whole moronic, hideously expensive, completely useless screwup of a bureaucracy and meaningless, irrational, illogical red tape and continue to screw up on a regular basis to this very day. The guys on the ground don’t make the idiotic rules, they’re the ones facing the uphill task of trying to make sense of them.)

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