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Didn’t take long for a liberal bleeding heart fuckstick to crawl out from under his rock so he could stroke his holier-than-thou, hyperinflated ego in public. Don’t indecent exposure laws apply in Seattle? (thanks to Alert Reader Odie for the tip)
“Vengeance is mine,” said the Lord.
And then you read the names of the slain.
Judy and Wayne Anderson, both in their 60s.
Scott Anderson and his wife, Erica, and their two kids, Olivia, 6, and Nathan, just 3.
All shot dead on Christmas Eve.
You learn how these innocents pleaded for their lives and were blasted away by gunfire inside a Carnation home — and you do not want to wait for God.
You want the two suspects, Michele Anderson and her boyfriend, Joseph McEnroe, to feel vengeance now, get the ultimate payback.
Well, yes. But most of all, you want those two things taken out of circulation so that they may never, under any circumstances, hurt anybody ever again. The fact that they won’t be wasting valuable nutrients and oxygen either is just a bonus.
King County prosecutors Friday charged the pair with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder, opening the door to capital punishment. But the death penalty shouldn’t be the knee-jerk choice here — not in a civilized nation that so strongly touts its Christian ways.
Hooray! If there’s one thing that can make His Imperial Majesty all giddy with joy on a Sunday, it’s an opportunity to mock and ridicule yet another liberal assclown who thinks he knows something about Christianity but, in a few short paragraphs, proves beyond a reasonable doubt that he knows less about it than Muqtada al-Sadr. And when you see a screed claiming that capital punishment is against Christian doctrine, you know that the game is on.
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LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:
Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually
by Dave Lindorff
Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.
Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.
Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.
It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.
I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.
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We spoke too soon. We thought that Bill Richardson had the dubious honor of coming up with the most retarded response to the Bhutto assassination, but the Huckaclown beat him. By a country mile:
Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of “Right Now” by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing “our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan.”
Sure, Mike. We too would like to offer our apologies for an al-Qaeda splodeydope shredding Bhutto and a baker’s dozen other innocents.
Was he just trying, characteristically ineptly, to say “we’re sorry for your loss?” Maybe. It’s not like he hasn’t got a rather extensive record when it comes to public outbursts of expressive dysphasia, but it is getting to be rather tiresome having to wait for the obligatory translation into English from Imbecile every time he opens his mouth.
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Unfortunately, it’s only humorous because the potential goblin they encountered was me. Otherwise they might have spent the Christmas Holiday in ICU or in the coroner’s refrigerator and that is hardly humorous in the least.
My apologies to properly trained Security and/or Law Enforcement types among us. We’ve all seen some tactical clusterfucks of the highest order but this one is deserving of recognition here at the Rott.
While we’re at it, the following object lesson could very well apply to anyone of us, approaching a suspicious vehicle. So…On with the misadventures of Dumb and Dumber, that by the Grace of G-d, went home last night.
The Setup: I’m out doing my thing in a city that is one of the rougher places in merry olde New England, and an area of said city that most decidedly is NOT where anyone would really want to live in, let alone drive through. Simply put, Gringos that don’t habla are most unwelcome.
So, here I sit on yet another long evening surveillance, all tucked in nicely along an alleyway that leads into the housing project where my claimant (aka Bad Guy) is hanging about. I’m backed in against a nice high security fence to avoid those pesky unwanted visitors approaching my six. To my right conveniently parked is a commercial van, giving me nice cover from vehicles leaving the area. Perfect. I’m not worried about who is coming in, yet I’ve got the seat pushed back and reclined, so all but the most perceptive vehicle/occupants will notice that someone is in the van as they arrive. I’ve got a nice view of the registration of departing vehicles so all is okey-dokey for da’ job tonight.
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Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy it’s going to be a rather splendid time watching the Huckabomb go down in flames.
We don’t know about you, but somehow it strikes us as rather unwise to choose for the leader of our nation somebody who likes to pick fights with people he can’t possibly hope to win against. Pick a fight. With Rush freakin’ LIMBAUGH???
Also, now that he’s done pronouncing that he has G-d’s Own Endorsement and that any criticism of him during the holy season is just downright un-Christian, he’s on to bigger things. He has already done his best to insult anybody happening to be a Mormon so, that particular denomination checked off the list, the next obvious group to piss on would be the Catholics, we suppose.
Apparently taking a dump on somebody’s faith by kissing up to a raving bigot who hates their guts is quite OK with the Almighty, but criticizing The Anointed Hickabee, G-d’s Own Candidate during Christmas is just. Beyond. The. Pale.
But what would we know? We don’t have the L-rd Our Savior’s Own Endorsement like Hickabee does.
Who is this moron’s strategy advisor? Hermann Goering?
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At least that’s what Rod Dreher seems to ineffectually argue in this cosmic crapheap of an opinion piece.
His Imperial Majesty can’t possibly do a better job of incinerating that nonsense than LC & IB Ace does, so go read that one if you don’t mind being left with the mental image of Rod Dreher dangling from a coat rack by the elastic of his Hanes, crying uncontrollably about his lost lunch money.
We know we don’t.
But we do want to add this: Take your “you don’t like Huckabee because he’s a Christian” and shove it, pal.
We’re a Christian, about as Christian as they come, and we bloody well hate his guts. It’s not because he’s a Christian, no matter how much blathering buttskates like Rod Dreher would like to avoid addressing the real issue by donning the thorned crown of martyrdom instead, it’s because he’s a flipping nanny-statist, liberal, illegal alien-loving, murderer/rapist-pardoning, “hasn’t heard about the Cuban crises” imbecilic heap of incoherent, inexperienced, corrupt, flip-flopping sack of particularly nauseating codswallop.
In fact, that he’s a Christian (if, indeed, he is by any reasonable definition of the word) is his only redeeming feature.
But note this, Rod Dreher and Dreher wannabes, and note it well: THIS Evangelical Christian does NOT believe that that, and that alone, makes him qualified to be President. It certainly doesn’t disqualify him, but if that’s the only thing on his resume that doesn’t make us want to pull the lever for the trapdoor and feed him to the hungry tiger, then he can go get bent as far as we’re concerned.
If that makes us a card-carrying member of an “anti-Christian” Right Wing Conspiracy dreamed up by clowns such as Dreher, then so be it. That would make a religious fanatic out of Dreher, then, a fanatic of the sort that would make any Haji feel like a sinner in dire need of repentance.
As to ourself, it’s still Fred and Fred all the way, seeing as how he’s the ONLY candidate with some actual specific policies in place, conservative policies mind you, which we always found somewhat appropriate for a candidate running for an allegedly conservative party.
Also, he’s the only one of the candidates, with the exception of Hunter, that doesn’t make us want to vomit.
UPDATE: And now, via Hot Air:
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Another Great Moment in Journaljizzm, as an inanimate object is given free will and the ability to fire itself while the ClueFucked Journalijizzmer sits around scratching his pointed noggin (via IB Classical Values):
Yesterday afternoon, Nahdirah Jaamar dropped by a rowhouse on Salford Street to pick up her younger brother and ran into her 4-year-old cousin, Dyshon Boyd, a boisterous toddler that family members called “Pooh Bear.”
Dyshon gave Jaamar, 15, a big hug and a kiss, and ran off.
Roughly a half-hour later, the 4-year-old lay dying from an apparently self-inflicted bullet wound, another young victim of Philadelphia’s gun epidemic.
Try “Parental Stupidity Epidemic”, and couple it with “Journalistic ClueTardedness Epidemic” while you’re at it.
“Oh NOES! We’ve become infected by feral guns roaming the street, committing random acts of mayhem!”
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We’re all about tradition here in the Empire, and one of our most cherished ones is sending a Christmas card (or several) to the commie, Christian-hating fuckwits at the ACLU. Sure, they’ll go directly into the shredder, but that’s not the point. How much fun can you have for a few cents nowadays?
And if making the bastards at the ACLU go “eeeewwwww” and fear getting the Christian Cooties for even touching a picture of a nativity scene isn’t fun, then we don’t know what is.
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Will somebody, for the Love of G-D outfit those moronic goons with a GPS or, failing that, perhaps sticking handles on their helmets might help? (Link via LC & IB Bill Quick):
A Minneapolis police SWAT team kicked in the wrong door yesterday during an early morning raid,
AGAIN? Will we ever see a week pass by without a bunch of cluelessly lost ninja-clad chimpanzees kicking in the wrong door? Is there something in their genetic makeup, perhaps one of their three Y chromosomes, that makes it impossible for those police state fuckups to accomplish a simple task that thousands of pizza delivery drivers carry out without a hitch day and night in all kinds of weather?
Really. I seriously want to know. What the fuck IS it with those dense knobs?
prompting the man of the house to grab his gun and open fire on the officers who entered the house.
Good for him. Or not, as the case might turn out to be:
Police haven’t decided whether they’ll try to charge Khang with a crime. KMSP-TV says the Khang family is consulting with a civil attorney.
Charge him with what, pray tell? Protecting his wife and six kids, none of whom were hurt, thank G-d, against unknown intruders kicking in his door in the middle of the fucking night? The only one with legitimate grounds for a lawsuit here is Mr. Khang, who ought to sue the fucking city until they have to declare bankruptcy and start peddling miniature screwdrivers on street corners for a living.
Of course that’s never going to happen. The gummint can do whatever the fuck they please to us peons and they will never, EVER have to face the music for it.
KARE-TV reports that Vang was detained at the scene and released a few hours later. Police say there may have been a “language barrier” between the residents and the officers.
Oh sure. Blame the fucking victim, why don’t you, you flatfooted gumshoe piece of pig shit? The only “barrier” here is the one stuck permanently between the sensory input apparatus of your fuckheaded stormtroopers and whatever it is that resides between their ears in lieu of an actual brain. If that barrier hadn’t been there, then perhaps they’d have been able to read a fucking map.
“It was some bad information that was received on the front end that kind-of trickled all the way through,” police Sgt. Jesse Garcia tells the station. “It’s unfortunate because we have officers that were hit by gunfire
Pardon me if I don’t rush out to get the Kleenexes just yet, officer cocknozzle. Kick in somebody’s door in the middle of the night and whatever the fuck happens to you is your own damn fault, says I.
and this truly, truly could have been a much worse situation.”
You’re damn straight it could have. Your SS goons could’ve managed to hurt Mr. Khang or his family in the shootout that ensued once your marmosets found themselves under fire.
Fortunately, their marksmanship is as deplorably fucking pathetic as their ability to perform simple tasks such as getting to the right address.
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LC & IB Vulcanrider came across an article demonstrating the continued, clueless, hopeless, and IQ lowering ignorance of what passes as journalism these days. Being the fine upstanding Rottie and nasty bastard he is, he couldn’t resist a most righteous clue-batting of the first order.
More Journalistic Stupidity On Display posted over at the Cigar Intelligence Agency.
The topic, Motorcycles and why ‘Wendy’ just doesn’t see why people actually enjoying riding them.
What follows is a stunning display of the epitome of clue-bereft journalism today and to think it gets paid for scrawling those screeds.
Check all the links to see where he’s coming from too.
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