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We seriously don’t understand what all the excitement is about.

He loves taxes, ANY sort of taxes, and will happily sign on to any kind that the legislature might send to him. We don’t know, but conservatism must have taken a strange turn since we converted to it if that’s considered a viable position for a GOP candidate.

He’s all in favor of sending AIDS victims to the camps, or at least he used to be until somebody noticed. Now he’s claiming that nobody knew back in ‘92 that AIDS wasn’t transmitted by, we don’t know, handshakes or dirty looks. We’re willing to entertain the notion that Huckabee didn’t know, he doesn’t strike us as somebody weighed down by an overabundance of book learning, but everybody else above the age of four knew. Next, he’ll advocate gassing cancer patients, we’re sure. And the mentally retarded. No, he won’t do that. That would put himself in danger.

He has a rather impressive (if you’re a rapist or murderer or both) record of pardoning violent criminals, at least one of which went on to murder a mother of three. A strategy that worked really well for Dukakis, if we remember correctly.

He’s also on the record for calling opponents to amnesty for illegals “racist and nativist”, in the finest tradition of Michael Jerkoff, President Bush and Teddy Kennedy, and you all know how well that thing plays with people simply concerned about upholding the nation’s laws. But we guess that the law of the land means nothing to Huckabee which, again, is a rather curious position for a so-called “conservative” to take.

He’s a Gorebecile of the worst sort, fully devoted to worshiping at the altar of Global Wormening, even though he likes to pretend that he’s not all that sure that mankind has anything to do with it but, as he says:

“We have done more to abuse than use the planet.” He added that it’s better for Americans “to act as if global warming” is a scientific fact because there is “no downside in conserving our resources.”

Nope. No downside at all to mandatory caps on glowbull wormening “pollution.” It’s not like it’s going to create price increases as more expensive substitutes become needed to run the economy. Nor is heavily subsidizing worthless and expensive corn growing for ethanol going to cost a penny, much less shift food production away from, well, food production and cause scarcity and increased prices at the grocery store.

We throw away nail clippings more knowledgeable about economic basics than the sum total of whatever it is that keeps Huckabee’s ears from collapsing on the vacuum between them.

And he’s a GOP “front runner?’

Gee, they may have finally gone and done it: Create a “Republican” candidate that makes the Hildebeest look only mildly insane by comparison.

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Time to light up the menorah and make some latkes!

Even if nudniks like these can’t help being utterly, cosmically stupid about it (link via Chef Mojo):

In a campaign that has spread like wildfire across the Internet, a group of Israeli environmentalists is encouraging Jews around the world to light at least one less candle this Hanukka to help the environment.

The founders of the Green Hanukkia campaign found that every candle that burns completely produces 15 grams of carbon dioxide. If an estimated one million Israeli households light for eight days, they said, it would do significant damage to the atmosphere.

Far be it from us to introduce logic and rationale to those shlemiels, experience shows us that it’s as much of an exercise in futility as trying to explain basic algebra to a garden slug, but it is our impression that rather more than a million observant Jooos have been doing just that since, well, forever, and last we checked the atmosphere was still there.

“The campaign calls for Jews around the world to save the last candle and save the planet, so we won’t need another miracle,” said Liad Ortar, the campaign’s cofounder, who runs the Arkada environmental consulting firm and the Ynet Web site’s environmental forum.

If we were in the “asking for miracles” business, we’d ask H’shem to have mercy and give you a brain instead of the one you obviously misplaced at some point in your life.

“Global warming is a milestone in human evolution that requires us to rethink how we live our lives,

Glowbull wormening is a milestone in the history of Ponzi schemes and the gullible goo-goo heads who are terminally daft enough to fall for them, and what it really requires is for us to accept the premise that life was so much better in medieval times when we were all sitting around in dark huts gnawing on bark. Except for the fact that today’s Glowbull wormening idgits would tell those medieval peasants to snuff out their candles and fireplaces as well.

and one of the main paradigms of that is religion and how it fits into the current situation.”

Glowbull wormening is a religion. Granted, a particularly stupid religion, but a religion nonetheless.

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There are no words, no adequate use of language, to describe the criminal lunacy of what you are about to see

Death rode the night on an Arizona highway.

Someone knows who they are.

Someone knows their names.

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This just in from alert reader hilljohnny:

In a December newsletter to the families of elementary school students, Spokane Public Schools’ list of “important dates” didn’t include Christmas.

Hanukkah, Human Rights Day, winter break, the Islamic holy day Eid al-Adha, first day of winter and Kwanzaa all made the list. But no Christmas.

“It was absolutely an error of omission,” district spokeswoman Terren Roloff said. “In our efforts to be inclusive, we missed the obvious.”

That’s actually quite funny. Being so obsessed with being “inclusive” that they forgot to include the single largest and most obvious group. No, His Majesty doesn’t think it was deliberate, it is just a typical example of Idiotarians being so desperately afraid to “insult” minority groups and cause a manufactured outrage that they quite forget to engage their brains. Ending up creating an even bigger outrage, of course. Oh, the irony.

The omission drew complaints from some parents that Christians are being overlooked in favor of other cultures and beliefs.

Greater Spokane Association of Evangelicals Executive Director John Tusant said the error surprised him.

“The stores have been decorated for the last month. How do you overlook that?” Tusant asked.

“What? Christmas? Oh, so that’s why we have nativity scenes, Christmas Sales, carols, pine trees and decorations everywhere! Gee, I completely didn’t notice that.”

Sorry, but we just can’t muster Teh Outrage™ here. We’re too damn busy laughing our Imperial Arse off at the bumbling fools.

Hutton School parent Jane Harper noted the absence of Christmas but didn’t think the omission was meant as a message to Christians.

“Christmas is so dominant in our society. I don’t know that anyone should feel slighted,” Harper said.

Oh? We see: Because Christians are in the majority, we just have to put up with everything. The comedy of the school clowns and their fuckup isn’t insulting, but that statement surely is. It’s the exact same blather we hear when we’re told that Because Whitey Has All The Power™, there’s no such thing as discrimination against whites. And if there were, we bloody well deserve it. To atone for our sin of being in the majority and Oppressing The Poor Brown Skinned Peeples™, of course. Which is strange, because His Imperial Highness can’t recall the last time that he oppressed anyone, brown skinned or otherwise, so he’s utterly unable to find something to feel guilty about.

Roloff said the district would not have included Hanukkah and Eid al-Adha if it had intended to avoid religious celebrations.

Just some religious celebrations. Again: We don’t for a second believe that this was intentional. It’s more hilarious than anything else, but that’s just because we relish mocking other people’s idiocy and screwups, adorable and cuddly that we are, but that “explanation” is utter and complete bull manure. Incidentally, we think that the school tried to do the right thing: To avoid the usual sectarian nonsense and blatherskites babbling about “separation of church and state” because of their total inability to understand the First Amendment, they decided to celebrate all holidays, which is exactly what we’d have proposed ourself. It’s just that they sort of forgot the largest religious celebration of them all in the process, which is flat out hysterically funny.

Outraged? No. Laughing our tuchis off? Oh yes. Oh yes INDEED.

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Dutch legislators have set down a commission to answer an utterly baffling (to them) question:

Netherlands authorities are commissioning a study to determine why Moroccan men target gays in Amsterdam, considered one of Europe’s most gay friendly cities.

Wow. That’s really confounding. We wonder why that could be? Let’s see… Moroccan men, religion of piss, targeting gays… Nope, we’ve got nuthin’.

Of course, they’re already busy trying to come up with an answer that has nothing to do with the actual cause:

Half the hate crimes were committed by men of Moroccan origin. Some researchers believe they lashed out at local gays after feeling stigmatized by Dutch society, the newspaper said.

Of COURSE! The mooselimbs of the famously tolerant towards gays religion of piss are targeting gays because… *drumroll*… THEY ASKED FOR IT. Being the evil, white, imperialist, oppressing bastards that they are.

If there’s a species of flagellates more terminally mindfucked than the average, self-loathing EUroweenie, we sure haven’t heard of it.

Assclowns.

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…which will be bad news for the “alternative” crowd in Mass-o-Two-Shits, who’ll have to go elsewhere for their instant gratification now.

The clowns who keep electing Fat Ted and John Fuckface just might be stupid enough to let them get away with it too. At any rate, it shows how Nanny Statism continues to march onwards.

Lawmakers on Beacon Hill are set to consider a proposed ban on spanking children in the commonwealth.

NewsCenter 5’s Shiba Russell reported that the issue is set for debate at a Statehouse hearing Wednesday morning.

The Boston Herald reported that State Rep. Jay Kaufman filed the spanking ban petition at the request of an Arlington, Mass., nurse who wants Massachusetts to become the first state in the country to stop corporal punishment.

If this proposal does become law and parents are caught hitting their children who are under the age of 18, they could be charged with abuse or neglect.

Leading, of course, to even more unruly, snotty brats who, having never encountered limits or consequences prior to their 18th birthday, will be prime candidates for celebrating their 19th in jail. If they’re lucky.

But don’t argue with the Almighty State. They’re not your children and, besides, you have no clue what’s best for them. Leave that to overpaid, barren spinsters with a theoretical education in child rearing.

Then, when your undisciplined runts enter real life and are smacked in the face with real consequences, they can always blame you for not doing a good enough job.

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Because, thanks to a news bit found by this fine site, we think that it’s about time for some payback against all of the utter bullshite that the Liberal Thought Police™ foist on us. Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s make “one payer system” and “social justice” hate speech as well.

Accusations of racism in a Lee’s Summit high school have lead to suspensions, but now the parents say their kids were unfairly punished.

And how…

(By the way, it’s “have led“, you borderline illiterate, overpaid journaljizzmer asshat. We thought that knowing the English language was a requirement for people making a living writing in it, but obviously we were overly optimistic in our assessments. Again.)

Travis Grigsby loves playing drums, but he and his friend Alex Coday weren’t able to play for two weeks after they were suspended. It started after the band’s performance at a football game. Some kids on the drum line said they were talking about the best knots to use to tie up the drum equipment.

“Someone asked if anybody knew how to tie a noose and Travis did admit he knew how to tie a noose,” Kim Grigsby said.

Travis’ mom said her son is almost an Eagle Scout, he knew how to tie it, but told his friends he wouldn’t because you could get in trouble for that. Later, a black student on the drum line told the teacher he was offended.

Oh NOES. He said “noose” in the presence of a Snotty Brat of Color™!!!

Obviously, there can be only one “socially just” response to that kind of “hate speech:”

“Travis was accused of using a racial slur for saying the word ‘noose.’ Then he was suspended for 10 days,” Kim said.

She said the school district accused the boys of having a racially charged conversation about nooses, but Travis and Alex insist that’s not what happened.

“I don’t feel they let Alex or Travis tell their side of the story,” Kim said.

His Imperial Majesty doesn’t think, as a matter of fact we’ll go as far as to say that we’re 99.9999% certain that they didn’t get to say anything in their own defense. After all, somebody with Absolute Moral Majority™ (because somebody he’d never known had gotten abused by people that the white kids had never known) had spoken, so there is no need for the jury to retire. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Not to put too fine a point on it, but if anybody is wondering just why some people sometimes feel moved to utter actual racially biased nonsense directed at random passers-by based on whatever ethnic group they happen to be associated with, here’s your reason.

It’s called “pushback.” Look it up. Unless it has been outlawed and airbrushed out of the dictionaries already, of course.

Assclowns.

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We’ve known all along the enviro-loons true belief, that man is parasitic and Mother Gaia herself is the only thing worth saving. We see it rattling around in their pointed heads, carefully parsed statements and policy proposals, but NOW they’ve dropped trou’ showing they truly are stark-raving mad. Clinically so, as their ideas amounts to de-facto genocide.

Meet the women who won’t have babies - because they’re not eco friendly

Had Toni Vernelli gone ahead with her pregnancy ten years ago, she would know at first hand what it is like to cradle her own baby, to have a pair of innocent eyes gazing up at her with unconditional love, to feel a little hand slipping into hers - and a voice calling her Mummy.

The beauty of motherhood and all that goes along with it. But wait there’s more…..

But the very thought makes her shudder with horror. Because when Toni terminated her pregnancy, she did so in the firm belief she was helping to save the planet.

Perhaps, she should have thought of saving the planet before spreading her legs. All that grunting, huffing and puffing exerted to make that murdered child increased your carbon footprint didn’t it?

Desperate measures: Toni Vernelli was sterilized at age 27 to reduce her carbon footprint

Why even bother with the intermediate step? Just down a few hundred miligrams of alprazolam and a quart of everclear. Cheaper and you’ll reduce your carbon footprint even more, allowing for ’some’ minor carbon dioxide releases during decomposition of your useless, brain-dead, indoctrinated self.

Incredibly, so determined was she that the terrible “mistake” of pregnancy should never happen again, that she begged the doctor who performed the abortion to sterilize her at the same time.

Wholly disregarding for even a moment, that the terrible mistake might have been avoided by remaining celibate.

He refused, but Toni - who works for an environmental charity - “relentlessly hunted down a doctor who would perform the irreversible surgery. [Emph Mine]

I have this mental image of this waste of skin, chasing doctors down the street screaming, “I MUST, I MUST save the world !!!”. The doctor should have agreed and promptly had her committed for a psychiatric evaluation before picking up a knife. Why am I not surprised she works for an environmental charity?

Finally, eight years ago, Toni got her way. At the age of 27 this young woman at the height of her reproductive years was sterilized to “protect the planet”. Incredibly, instead of mourning the loss of a family that never was, her boyfriend (now husband) presented her with a congratulations card.

It’s too bad hubby didn’t enclose some semtex and an appropriate fusing device in the card, to be opened together in the ultimate gesture of saving the planet. Perhaps next year on the anniversary you can arrange to have Ted Kaczynski send one of his trademarked cards.

While some might think it strange to celebrate the reversal of nature and denial of motherhood, Toni relishes her decision with an almost religious zeal. “Having children is selfish. It’s all about maintaining your genetic line at the expense of the planet,” says Toni, 35.

Tahhh-Dahhhh, there we have it in black and white folks, they DO believe humans are merely parasitic life-forms.

On the other hand, they might be onto something here. If we could get the rest of the Church of Gaia™ to participate in this wonderful program, we would be loon-free in a single generation.

“Every person who is born uses more food, more water, more land, more fossil fuels, more trees and produces more rubbish, more pollution, more greenhouse gases, and adds to the problem of over-population.” While most parents view their children as the ultimate miracle of nature, Toni seems to see them as a sinister threat to the future. [Emph Mine again]

Geez, I guess we humans are even worse than parasites, as they rarely kill their hosts. Jonestown Redux anyone? This time you’ll have your choice of Kool-Aid flavors, all certified organic.

It gets better and if I read it again, I’ll have to perform the second cleaning of my keyboard, so just do it on your own, M’Kay?

SPEW WARNING IS IN EFFECT ON CLICKING THIS LINK

Thatisall, you have been warned.

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Oh, and how about these reporters getting a crash course in what “private property” really means?

What makes it truly hilarious (even if it IS as predictable as day following night), is the utterly cluefucked response from the journaljizzmers and their arrogant sense of entitlement.

We particularly love the airhead studio bimbo advising the trespassing reporter on the scene to “not let him (the property owner, presumably) touch you, because that would be assault.”

No, you clue-castrated clusterfuck, that would be “legal eviction of trespassers from private property.”

The moment you’re put on notice that you’re on private property and told to leave, your best course of action is to start vacating the premises without undue delay, because from then on you’re TRESPASSING, you bovine butt-pimple. And trust us, at least around these here parts you wouldn’t LIKE what might legally happen to trespassers who refuse to leave.

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Hat Tip to LC Mrs. M-ITT™ for the linkage AND warning, as I’d still be cleaning chunks of brain matter from the keyboard, and I sure can’t afford to lose anymore. Sorry for the length, it was just too deserving of a thorough fisking, nay begging for one.

Boston, being the bastion of liberalism that it is, decides to cast aside that pesky warrant thing and go right to throwing it’s doors wide-open to searches for weapons. After all, it’s for the chilllrrren and keeping those evil guns that the gang-bangers always seem to have at hand, from going on autonomous killing-sprees. The Constitution and Bill of Rights are living, breathing documents, subject to penumbras and just about whatever a black-robed wearing tyrant says right?

So, we here at Teh Rott Management submit for your consideration, the following:

SPEW WARNINGS are IN EFFECT !!!

Police to search for guns in homes City program depends on parental consent

Boston police are launching a program that will call upon parents in high-crime neighborhoods to allow detectives into their homes, without a warrant, to search for guns in their children’s bedrooms. [Emph Mine]

Any numbers of things come to my mind about this. The first being the likelihood of any contraband found during a consensual search will always be questioned in court, without a specific written “Consent to Search” boilerplate document. Chances are the evidence obtained will be suppressed. Next item, “Plain-View Doctrine”. Once the consent to enter the residence is given, the police are permitted to seize any and all contraband that is reasonably visible. So dad or mom, just forgot to remove the crack-stem from the coffee table, and voila, it’s seized, mom and/or dad arrested and the kids go to Child Abductive Services. Call it the “Law of Unintended Consequences” or Bad Karma. You can’t pick and chose with constitutional law. Or worse yet the little goblin-in-training isn’t all that keen about surrendering it’s favorite gat quite yet and decides to “give it” to the man one round at a time. Shit Storm Ensues.

The program, which is already raising questions about civil liberties, is based on the premise that parents are so fearful of gun violence and the possibility that their own teenagers will be caught up in it that they will turn to police for help, even in their own households.

They’re YOUR kids you wastes of protoplasm that just happened to propagate. If you’re too stupid to keep an eye on what’s in your kid’s room and what to do about it don’t expect the gubmint to swoop in and fix your problem without direct and immediate bad consequences to you. Let’s think about this very carefully, something the liberal GFW crowd is singularly unable to do. Were talking inner city here, the majority of the kids that might actually possess guns, won’t be in school to begin with and furthermore whoever is at ‘home’ (if at all) for them is about as likely to cooperate with the police, as Rosie would part with her favorite V-12 turbo-charged vibrator. Besides the kid will be packing the gun, not hiding it in a shoebox under his bed you simpering, simians. Of course, once the police have left (I’m sure they’ll blend right in with the plainclothes) the local gangs get to use the place for target practice. It doesn’t take rocket science to realize what’s going to happen to the ’snitch” and he/she and the home WILL be considered as such.

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