junior smokes pole, doesn’t he?
has he ever lied to you about it?
“Junior” is 36 years old, and his sexual experiences and practices are something he keeps to himself, just as most everybody I know.
Why are you suddenly so curious about the sexual habits of my son? If you are thinking of asking him for a date, you won’t get far — he has been in a committed relationship for almost fifteen years, and even if he wasn’t, it doesn’t sound like you have enough going for you to keep him from becoming very bored with you very fast.
He suggests that you try out Craigslist. He says you sound like you can easily find someone of your caliber there pretty quick.
Just stay out of the public restrooms.
After the Larry Craig incident, it is time to review:
Male Restroom Etiqquette
Bathroom humor… you’ve got to love it.]]>