A recipe for perfect opposition.
1. Offer free armed protection to any cartoonist, independent film director, or the like who has been threatened because of his or her work, or whose work is likely to provoke threats from certain individuals, as judged by an examination of recent historical trends. The same armed protection goes to anyone stupid enough to be in a romantic relationship threatened by honor killing, if available manpower permits.
2. Anyone who tries to attack a place of worship, private home, or place of business, and anyone who launches an unprovoked (speech or artistic expression does not count as provocation) attack on a person anywhere, should be dead before successfully hurting anyone. First, this is to delegitimize any CAIR accusations of religious bigotry. Second, it covers all the angles: Muslims attacking Baptist churches because of something the pope said, the Klan trying to win our favor by attacking mosques on our behalf, or even mujaheddin attacking their own mosque to try to frame us in a ‘life imitates 9/11 conspiracy theory’ deal.
3. If the situation deteriorates, nuke Mecca and Medina. And the moon, just because it’s there.