Comment by LC Hardclimber54 - The Major. Sir, your avatar is causing the coggles of my heart to warm up rather quickly, this might cause trouble the goreimbeciles if they ever find out!
And a merry Holiday Season to you, my Canadian friend!
Heart Coggle Wormening? That’s got to be every bit as bad for Mother Earth as Goremoron’s Glowbull Wormening! You’re a naughty, naughty boy for allowing your body to increase its’ carbon footyprint by an increase in coggle heat that made you hypermetabolic, thus increasing your CO2 emissions! As for me, I made it a POINT to drastically increase my footyprint! I let my father-in-law start his grossly oversized grill so we could both cook good barbecue and bitch slap mother Gaia at the same time. Nice man, my FIL, but he couldn’t start a fire with a nuclear bomb. The billowing smoke during the 2 hour pre-ignition stage was enough to fibrillate the hearts in scores of greenie tree-fuckers. Well, we killed a shitload of Oak firewood over the next 12 hours or so, grilling turkey, sausage, chicken boobs, hotdogs and a world-class Texas Chili! Yessir, I was sporting a size 16 carbon footyprint today! I really reek of carbonized oak, and I intend to shake my clothes outside in order to make sure as much carbon gets back into the atmosphere… where it belongs.
Week after next - a huge pile of dead trees will become a flaming offering to the deity known as Fajita, the Anti-Gore, Goddess of Greenhouse gases and Outdoor Grilling with Charcoal. You’ll be able to see it from space AND roast marshmallows at 500 meters!]]>