France has 20,000 miles of railroads that work. We have the trolley at the mall that takes you from Pottery Barn to the Gap. It has bullet trains. We have bullets. France has public intellectuals. We have Dr. Phil. And France invented sex during the day, the ménage à trois, lingerie and the tongue.
Wow! France gave us all that?! You don’t say! Guess what, Dickneck? America gave us:
Bifocals, Cotton Gin, Self Propelled Amphibious vehicle, Profile Lathe, Sewing Machine, Revolver, Power tools, Refrigerator, Passenger Elevator, Oil Well, Repeating Rifle, Roller skates, Hearing aid, telephone, incandescent light, electric fan, camera, air conditioner, airplane, assembly line, television, nylon, defibrillator, Microwave, atom bomb, calculator, artificial heart.
And that’s just a partial list.
Choke to death on your breakfast tomorrow, M’kay.]]>