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Comments on: Bill Maher Is A Highly Entertaining Simulacrum of a Sentient Being http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007/?p=593 Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:52:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: LC FIAR http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007/?p=593#comment-21246 LC FIAR Wed, 09 May 2007 01:20:17 +0000 http://www.nicedoggie.net/2007/?p=593#comment-21246 <blockquote>France has 20,000 miles of railroads that work. We have the trolley at the mall that takes you from Pottery Barn to the Gap. It has bullet trains. We have bullets. France has public intellectuals. We have Dr. Phil. And France invented sex during the day, the ménage à trois, lingerie and the tongue.</blockquote> Wow! France gave us all that?! You don't say! Guess what, Dickneck? <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_inventions" rel="nofollow">America gave us</a>: Bifocals, Cotton Gin, Self Propelled Amphibious vehicle, Profile Lathe, Sewing Machine, Revolver, Power tools, Refrigerator, Passenger Elevator, Oil Well, Repeating Rifle, Roller skates, Hearing aid, telephone, incandescent light, electric fan, camera, air conditioner, airplane, assembly line, television, nylon, defibrillator, Microwave, atom bomb, calculator, artificial heart. And that's just a partial list. Choke to death on your breakfast tomorrow, M'kay. Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::filter_text() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

France has 20,000 miles of railroads that work. We have the trolley at the mall that takes you from Pottery Barn to the Gap. It has bullet trains. We have bullets. France has public intellectuals. We have Dr. Phil. And France invented sex during the day, the ménage à trois, lingerie and the tongue.

Wow! France gave us all that?! You don’t say! Guess what, Dickneck? America gave us:

Bifocals, Cotton Gin, Self Propelled Amphibious vehicle, Profile Lathe, Sewing Machine, Revolver, Power tools, Refrigerator, Passenger Elevator, Oil Well, Repeating Rifle, Roller skates, Hearing aid, telephone, incandescent light, electric fan, camera, air conditioner, airplane, assembly line, television, nylon, defibrillator, Microwave, atom bomb, calculator, artificial heart.

And that’s just a partial list.

Choke to death on your breakfast tomorrow, M’kay.

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