I’ve been sitting here and I think I’ve solved Global Warming.
All we need to do is wait till the temperature gain has reached the same levels as the predicted temperature drop from the “nuclear winter” from a limited-use nuclear exchange, then drop exactly that many warheads on nations that want us dead.
Et voila! All is in balance once more, with the added bonus that the US taxpayer got to see that all that shiny stuff they pay for actually works.
I propose these bumper stickers:
CROWD PLEASERS NOT CARBON OFFSETS!
UNILATERAL US NUKES WOULD FIX -GLOBAL- WARMING.]]>