Archive for January, 2007
Al-Aqsa tried to share a claim on the suicide bomber that struck the bakery in Eilat.
Will they share the consequences?
An Israeli military source said: “a force identified two gunmen and fired at them during an operation in Nablus.”
Local residents said the two belonged to the military wing of the militant group Al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades.
Now they belong to the dirt… let’s fill in Al-Aqsa as well as Fateh, the terrorist group that Al-Aqsa is a wholly-owned subsidiary terrorist group of:
Remember - when there’s five in a row, it’s time to buy the troops PIZZA!
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I mean, is he deliberately trying to be more offensive than me?
We all remember this one:
In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.
Here’s a hint, Joseph
Goebbels Biden: “The Simpsons” is a cartoon, mkay?
Well, at least he didn’t call them “macacas.”
And now this:
‘I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy’…
As opposed to all of the other coons who are just illiterate, dumb, unwashed and ugly, right?
We’re sure the MSM will be all over Biden’s obvious racism in the coming days.
Of COURSE we’re joking. Democrats can be racist, filthy scum all they like, they’ll never be called on it.
***UPDATE:*** Well, apparently some on the left are noticing. Thanks to DJ, we learn that even the Daily Kock has mentioned it, and not in order to praise it either (which is quite funny, actually, considering that it’s coming from somebody who likes to say ’screw em’ when Americans are murdered).
Of course some, like Joshua Micah- Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Marshall, are already busy trying to figure out if they can’t just move a comma and make it alright.
I suppose. I mean, if you insert a comma just there, play it slowly backwards and squint just so, then it might really be an entirely innocent remark. Or maybe Joe Biden just really is a drooling fucktard with the IQ of a slightly overdone boiled egg.
But we’re amazed anyway. At this point in the macaca “scandal”, the MSM already had 17 professors in anthropology and linguistics doing research on 17th century French colonial slang in order to ascertain that George Allen was, beyond a reasonable doubt, the most vile racist since Robert “Sheets” Byrd, and now the best they can come up with is a comma in order to assure the public that Joe Biden has probably done more for racial tolerance than Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr combined?
We also learn that Joe Biden wasn’t, at least not according to Barack Hussein Obama, calling every single black American to ever breathe inarticulate, dumb, ugly and filthy. He was merely slandering the four previous black Presidential hopefuls, namely Jesse Jackson, Shirley Chisholm, Carol Mosely Braun and Al Sharpton. I still think “filthy” is out of line, though.
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Since the update to the new version of WordPress, quite a few of you trying to hyperlink in the comments have been having trouble doing so. After posting, your links point to nowhere.
This is not your fault. You’ve been doing everything correctly, but a slight incompatibility issue led to your URL information being stripped out of the link.
However, I, His Imperial Majesty, have now been tinkering a bit with the code (put down that gun, DJ, I swear I didn’t do anything weird! :wink_ee: ), and your hyperlinking should now work in the fashion to which you’ve become accustomed.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
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This Staff Sergeant says it better than most, Our Imperial Self included.
And I promise to keep stating and re-stating that message of his until I turn blue in the face, if needed.
I’ve done so in the past, and I’ll continue to do so until the Idiotarians either “get it” or go away.
No surrender, no retreat, no mercy.
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The Imperial Firearms Advisor has a message for the troops, and all we can say is:
1) What he said!
2) Go read it (and throw in your two cents too).
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…at least if your family has the last name of “Bauer.”
(WARNING: This week’s recap may contain numerous geek references. If you don’t get them, congratulate yourself on the fact that you have a life, which we, evidently, do not. If you DO get the references, do yourselves a favor and pretend that you don’t. You might have sex at least once more in your lives before you die if you follow this advice. Also, if any part(s) of this recap make you laugh like crazy and/or groan loudly, please let us know in the comments. Not that we’re likely to give a shit about your opinions, we’re the Jack Bauer of the Blogosphere after all, but at least you’ll have a chance to vent. Not to mention that, whereas we really don’t give an Imperial Bowel Movement about what you plebes think and it’s not like we’re looking for adulation, we already know that we’re G-d’s Gift to Writing, there’s a slight off-chance that we might pick up a few tricks by listening to your advice. Advice for which we’ll pay absolutely nothing, of course, seeing as how we’re acting with Divine Mandate, but you get the drift. You can either put up with our drivel “as is” or offer helpful suggestions).
Last week, we left Bauer as he was introducing his brother, Cue Ball, to the delights of “dry waterboarding.”
Instead of taking us immediately back to that scene this week, the show’s writers obviously decided that it was the audience’s turn to suffer through indescribable torture, so they treat us to the tail end of President Allstate Jr’s interminable, vapid, useless speech to the American people, in which he promises that everything is going to be alright, as long as he doesn’t have to actually do anything meaningful in response to a nuclear attack on American soil.
At the end, Karl Rove is angry that President Allstate Jr has promised to “keep our American values”, since he already has the Gulags up and ready to go. Karen Reno, true to her irritating form, immediately marches into the room and declares that there will be no violation of the civil liberties of terrorists on her watch, no matter how many millions of actual Americans have their civil liberties permanently revoked by being turned into a radioactive cloud of plasma.
“Sure, so maybe setting off another four nukes all over America might be a bad thing, but if ONE SINGLE INNOCENT is unfairly and un-Constitutionally profiled, then America will surely perish overnight!”, she preaches.
“You mean, like Caucasian grandmothers from Minnesota getting full body cavity searches in order to keep CAIR’s quotas?”, Karl asks.
“I know what you think. You think that I’m just some bleeding heart liberal…”, she continues.
“I wouldn’t insult bleeding heart liberals like that, actually…”, Karl interrupts.
“…but I too will do everything it takes to…”
“No. You won’t. Now go bother somebody else for a second, will you?” Karl walks off, exasperated, while Karen Reno carries on regardless and oblivious of the fact that he stopped listening to her monologue quite a while ago.
“…and would it kill you to leave the toilet seat down every once in a while. Oh, and my mother always warned about your ty…”, she shouts at the door closing behind him.
Give us more, O Emperor! »« AIIIEEEE! My EYES!
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LC Judith wants to know if the Dubya Appeasistration don’t have anything better than this to do and, frankly, so do we:
WASHINGTON, Jan 27 — The Bush administration will inform Congress on Monday that Israel may have violated agreements with the United States when it fired American-supplied cluster munitions into southern Lebanon during its fight with Hezbollah last summer, the State Department said Saturday.
Cluster munitions fired at the Hezbollasses who kept up a continuous barrage of Katyushas over Israeli cities, that is. How DARE those pesky Jooos defend themselves against mass murder???
Cluster munitions are anti-personnel weapons that scatter tiny but deadly bomblets over a wide area. The grenadelike munitions, tens of thousands of which have been found in southern Lebanon, have caused 30 deaths and 180 injuries among civilians since the end of the war, according to the United Nations Mine Action Service.
Which may, of course, have something to do with the fact that Hezbollah has a habit of loading up the buildings they hide in with civilian human shields (assuming for the sake of argument that they were ever “civilians” at all), not to mention their practice of preventing, at gunpoint, civilian refugees from leaving the war zone. But you won’t find anybody protesting that.
Give us more, O Emperor! »« AIIIEEEE! My EYES!
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First I want to remind everyone, I’ll be on the air tonight at RadioCIA with Tuesday Truth, 7 pm ET / 6 pm CT. I’m still most angry at the boss’s audacity to order me to work last week on the one evening a week I do have a life outside of my car and behind a microphone instead of a camera.
However, one job pays the bills, whilst the other soothes the nasty beast within my evil, lefty-hating brain centers. They even tried, unsuccessfully I might add, to screw me tonight as well. Not Happening. Period.
Now the weirdness- WordPress and/or the Rott Server is behaving rather oddly. I’m sure our masterful ITW will be on the case shortly to get things straightened out, nice and tidy, meanwhile nevermind the really, really weird things appearing and disappearing on posts.
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We still haven’t reached our goal on committed attendees for the Fest. The bottom line is no $$$ no
My humble thanks for quick settlement from all at this point, but we have some “foot-dragging” happening.
It’ way too late to migrate again, besides I’m already on the hook for the security deposit and that is buh-bye if we cancel now… and I DON’T want to eat that, if we have to pull the plug on the deal.
I AM flying down regardless of circumstances to the contrary. We’ll find a few refrigerator boxes, port-a-potty and 6 square feet of sand if necessary.
Thanks again, to those of you already taking care of business.
DO NOT MISS THIS one, a guaranteed blow out. The more the merrier !!!!
[Update: Our spiffy new WordPress running the show around here, doesn’t like the PayPal thingies, not a one. So, send me a line to: firstname.lastname@example.org , let me know if you are coming, the body count and of course, loose change donations would be appreciated too !! I’ll will send an invoice that can be paid by your choice of drachma containers. -JB]
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Well, having just completed a little journey to the Empire State-West of the Hudson Protectorate, I can report all is well in that remote outpost of the realm.
Your Correspondent and Ambassador with the able assistance of Pirate Commodore-LC&IB Sig94, met today for some gluttony and nefarious palaver with Admiral Bluto the Dread Pundit and the effervescent, gregarious Commodore Cookie of The Cook Shack. Sig encountering some scheduling
failures conflicts, was able to rapidly compensate and provided ogling, fondling, groping security pat-downs of nubile female patrons/employees possible risks, despite the change.
Presents and Greetings from His Vile Benevolence were delivered, as instructed to the allied camps. They have conveyed their greetings in turn, to the Loyal Citizens of the Realm and deferential bows to the Emperor of course.
I am pleased to report our allies are scurvy, uncouth, despicable, and thoroughly wonderful companions for an afternoon anytime, anywhere. Thanks guys !!! Next tab is on me.
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