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Some might say “so what does THIS have to do with the really important stuff?” but, then again, what do we care? We write about what we choose to write about.

If you’re a male with a Significant Other, you know that whereas jewelry may not interest you personally, it is also a subject that you ignore at your peril (unless you really like that couch of yours). Not to mention that the ladies like the sparklies, and, if you’re as blessed as His Imperial Majesty is with a wife that tolerates His Nastiness’ affinity for impossibly loud firearms, fine brews and cigars because she knows that it makes him happy, then it really only is fair that the sentiment be reciprocated. Putting a smile on the person you love’s face ought to be important to you, unless something is seriously wrong with you.

So His Benevolence located (with no small amount of helpful suggestions from Her Highness) a bauble that would produce said smile and decided to purchase it. In this day and age, it’s as easy as a click of a button and, hey presto, the stuff is in the mail.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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(Via LC & IB Charles Johnson, who is now banned by the BBC).

Britain, ever more eager to throw themselves to the ground and worship at the feet of Holocaust-denying mooselimbs, have now decided to ban Holocaust Memorial Day:

IN A move widely seen to be bowing to Muslim pressure, Bolton Council has scrapped its Holocaust Memorial Day event.

The council is to replace it with a Genocide Memorial Day in June. This is in line with the policy of the Muslim Council of Britain, which continues to boycott HMD and is asking for a Genocide Day, which will also mark “the ongoing genocide and human rights abuses of Palestinians” by Israelis.

Of course. We can’t as much as mention the Shoah without giving the famously tolerant “Religion of Peace (Our Imperial Hemorrhoids)” the opportunity to turn it into an Israel-bashing raghead circle-jerk. Britain is turning into the Useless Nitwits even as we speak.

Next, the London Blitz will be re-named the “Undocumented Urban Development Project of 1940″ to avoid offending mooselimb sensitivities by suggesting that Adolf Hitler was anything but the brilliant statesman and benefactor of mankind that still, to this day, is on top of the bestseller lists in dar-al-Islam with his epic masterpiece, “Mein Kampf.”

[Louis Rapaport, president of the Jewish Representative Council of Greater Manchester, said:] “I can’t help feeling the decision was influenced by Bolton’s large Muslim community.”

Ya think? Whatever would give you that idea?

Holocaust educator David Arnold said: “It is more than unfortunate that Bolton has seen fit to trivialise the remembrance of the Shoah.”

Indeed it is. But hardly surprising, given the ever-accelerating descent into the 7th century that (once)Great Britain is engaged in.

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(Found laying on the coffee table at the Imperial Firearms Advisor’s, from which we shamelessly stole it).

Gosh, but we love it when we’re proven right, even though it seems to be pretty much all the time:

Labour has been accused of losing control of gun crime as new figures show a sharp rise in armed robberies.

Guns were used in 4,120 robberies last year - a 10% jump - including a 9% rise to 1,439 in the number of street robberies where guns were used.

But! That cannot be! Guns are illegal in Britain, and we all know that when guns are outlawed, all of the outlaws immediately stop using them for fear of committing a crime. Just ask the Bradys.

There was also a rapid and unexplained increase in the number of times householders were confronted in their own homes by armed criminals.

Lies, lies, all LIES! How on Earth would those criminals get a hold of arms when they’ve been clearly outlawed by the Almighty Nanny State that Protects Us All™?

Residential firearms robberies show a 46% leap, a record 645 cases in England and Wales - up 204 on the previous year and four times the level recorded in 2000-01.

OK, enough snark. The explanation is painfully obvious to anybody with at least the intellect of a cockroach, which is why Labour is utterly baffled:

When criminals are given assurances by the Nanny State that their victims won’t be able to defend themselves in the future, their reluctance to break in and expose themselves to the reactions of the home owner is lessened substantially. Or, in yet another vain attempt to explain the obvious to simpering socialist knuckledraggers, IF YOU PULL THE CLAWS AND FANGS OF THE BEAR AND TIE HIS PAWS ON HIS BACK, BEAR HUNTING WILL ALL OF A SUDDEN BECOME ONE HECK OF A LOT MORE POPULAR.

Too many big words? Not enough pictures? With liberals, you never can be too careful.

So are the Tories of Britain able to add two and two and get four?

Of course they aren’t:

“Gun crime is mainly fuelled by gang warfare and drug addiction, which is a consequence of Labour’s failing drugs policy. It is exacerbated by our porous borders, which allow illegal weapons to flow into the country.”

No, you insufferable twit: Gun crime is fueled by the fact that criminals, who’ll be criminals no matter what inane, illiberal, Idiotarian policies and laws you pass, recognize that it’s quite a bit easier to get somebody to part with his belongings if the balance of power is strongly tilted in favor of the criminal.

Thanks to you lobotomized chimps’ gun laws, said balance just got tilted a bit more. We’re sure that the helpless, disarmed subjects of your totalitarian hellhole are EVER so grateful.

Meanwhile, Labour is in full denial, lying through their teeth. But they’re socialists, so that’s what you’d expect. If a socialist’s lips are moving, he’s lying. If he’s lying, you have my personal permission to kick in his teeth.

“While there is a small rise in residential firearm robberies, these account for a tiny proportion of recorded offences overall, although we recognise any firearm incident is traumatic for victims.” He added: “We have some of the toughest firearm legislation in Europe.”

Yes, you Marxist piece of shit, you DO.

And your subjects are paying the price while the criminals are laughing all the way to the next robbery.

Which, bad as it is, isn’t the worst thing that gun control laws lead to:

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After a lot of wheeling, dealing and negotiations, I’ve finally nailed down a venue for the Tampa RottFest-2007. We WILL be staying in a large, 1st-class rental palace home in a prime, up-scale area.

I’ve payed the initial security deposit to lock in our reservations. We’ll have the property from Friday, Feb. 16, 2007 with check-out on Monday, Feb. 19, 2007. BC and I spent days coming up with the best (and cheapest) deal we could find, trust us.

Now the SUPER important part. The full lease amount is required to be in the owner’s hands no later than February 5th or we lose the deal, period, end of story.

With that as a deadline, we need to get the $$$ together from everyone coming in time for me to get it paid, immediately. I’ll be using PayPal, allowing you to pony-up using a credit or debit card as well as a PayPal account if you have one (i.e.-it’s not required). PayPal direct (NOT PayPal eCheck) transfer being the preferred method.

It will take me 3-5 business days to transfer funds from PayPal into my personal account in order to have a Cashier’s Check cut and sent out in time.

Do the math from the deadline in reverse, along with getting this done around working full-time hours and you’ll see we MUST get the greenbacks in yesterday to pull it off, M’Kay?

The cost is about 1/3 of what you would pay for a decent hotel room in the area at this time of year (high-season), so we did get a bargain. Additionally the property has a full kitchen further keeping the price manageable to go out to the local bars restaurants to eat as well, so it’s an unbeatable deal anyway you look at it.

If you are coming, please, please, PLEASE send me an email to: ctjackboot-rottmail@yahoo.com, yesterday !!!!

[Update: Please include your Rottie Account Name in the emails, so we can verify yer’ ass. Just normal security precautions. Thanks]

[Update 2: Y’all be checking yer’ mail (your Rott registration addy is what I used), the bar tabs are going out, if you did NOT get one and are attending, let me know ASAP..Get moving cuz I prefer to shave daily….just read the thread dammit !! –JB]

[Update 3: Super Important-The paypal account I’m using to receive your fees is tagged to an old email account, I have to laboriously go to that to make sure I don’t miss anything…THEREFORE PLEASE use the above Yahoo account and NO others–just drop your $$ as instructed on the invoice that’s fine, if you have to ask anything else use the one above…M’ Kay??-Thanks…you may continue to heave now from the trans-light migration to our new digs..they be AWESOME huh? Thanks to our ITW DJ !! Nice Job !!!–JB]

I can’t stress this enough, we have to move quickly to pull it off.

As soon as I get your email, I’ll be sending a bill with instructions on how to forward the rental charge via PayPal (no YOU don’t need your own PayPal account), along with the venue address. It’s a pretty slick system, BUT all the transfers from your account to PayPal and then into my account (to get the Cashier’s Check) take time and that is very, very tight at this point.

Please accept my apologies for nagging, but the last-minute change in venue really left us scrambling to pull this off, and it’s shaping up to be a DO NOT MISS !!!

Thanks and we’ll see you there !!!! ….your drunken, debauchery weekend event managers- JB and BC

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You already know that we’re not a great believer in pledges or the efficacy of petitions.

You most CERTAINLY know that we’re not a great fan of Hugh Hewitt and the Kool Aid Gang.

So us linking to this and urging you to sign the petition and pledge it links to ought to tell you something.

Do I believe that The Surge™ is a magical bullet? No, I don’t. I believe that the only magical bullet in our arsenal is hitting our enemies, ALL of our enemies, and hitting them HARD.

But I know that our Armed Forces and Gen. Petraeus are right when they point out that abandoning the new approach and the Long War will be a massive defeat for us that we’re certain to pay for very dearly.

I also know that the RINOs in the Senate who are currently working on a “non-binding” resolution against The Surge™ are nothing but a bunch of opportunist fuckweasels wanting to eat their cake and have it and that they ought to be dragged outside and shot for providing material aid and comfort to our enemies. If they’re against fighting the war, then let them stand up and block it conclusively, let them be counted as al-Qaeda’s useful idiots responsible for untold thousands of dead Americans.

Don’t let them weasel out of it this way.

And let them know that if they as much as THINK about handing this cheap victory to terrorism, then they will forever be shunned from human company.

Let them know that they, should they as much as entertain the notion of voting for this act of high treason, will be pariahs until they die, that their pathetic pleas for donations will go unheard and that we will all pray for the day when this great nation forever forgets that they were citizens.

And let them know that this great nation, while suffering under an obvious lack of testicular fortitude in Washington, will never run out of utility poles and rope.

(Oh, and if you need another reason to sign it, the fact that freshly-minted moonbat John Cole doesn’t like it ought to do the trick. There is no limit to what he will do to hold on to the Kos readers that he has managed to attract over the years).

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Hat Tip and a Big Hug to perpetual lurker (and this Correspondent’s Better-Half) LC Country Red:

Hero

Nuff’ Said— G_d Bless them all…..

[And as I read the caption to the picture, learning that that innocent child’s entire family was murdered by the American Left’s “Minutemen”, I am once again reminded of the fact that the only way we can put our Left Column to good use is to use them for target practice. May they all die horrible deaths — Emp. M.]

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And when I say “news”, I mean exactly that, as opposed to the enemy propaganda regularly disseminated by the MSM, and that’s not even mentioning the Associated (with terrorists) Press who still, to this day, refuse to comment on the findings of real reporters on the ground investigating the Tale of Torched Mosques.

Not that we’d want to comment upon it if we’d been the modern day equivalent of the Volkischer Beobachter. There’s something about cockroaches and the bright light of facts, you know. They just don’t do all that well together.

At any rate, here’s a dispatch from Friend of the Empire, Michael Yon, reporting it as it is. The good, the bad and the ugly, but all of it honest.

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The terrorist sympathizing network we mentioned in this post apparently scrounged up enough cash to pay for their bandwidth usage so, once again, you can enjoy Asshole for Allah live streaming goodness.

Naturally, we in the Empire are all in favor of multi-cultural understanding and outreach, so we strongly urge you go use this link so that you can watch. Our poor, oppressed, misunderstood brothers of the Ummah are offering us this smorgasbord of enlightenment, so who are we to say “thank you, but no thank you?”

Granted, the sound is incomprehensible to us unenlightened Great Satans, but you can always turn that down.

As a matter of fact, if you have more than one computer at your home (and who among us infidels living in the Dark Ages don’t?), you should probably hook into the live stream from every single one of them, in case one of your boxes has one of those hiccups familiar to all infidels swearing to the dark magic of the infidel Bill Gates.

Sure, the bandwidth suckage on their server will be prohibitive, and some of the unenlightened ones among us might suggest that this amounts to a DDoS attack on them but, Inshallah, our freedom fighting brothers have all of that covered, so trouble not your souls with such details. It’s all about understanding, don’t you know?

We’re reaching out here.

***UPDATE:*** Damn, it’s already down again!? What is a multi-cultural, seeeeeensitive person to DO?

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Which, of course, is pretty much a given now that Bauer Season has officially started, but to any newcomers and people as senile as His Imperial Forgetfulness, it might be helpful to point out that your weekly overdose of anything Bauer™ is off to a splendid start.

Now, we won’t pretend to be modest and deny that we have a submission as well, it’s not like any of you would buy it anyway, but we also highly recommend the other submissions.

More Bauer than you can shake a stick at, we tell you.

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(Via LC & IB Dan Riehl)

So what do you do if you’re a member of the famously tolerant Religion of “Peace” (my Imperial Arse) and you suspect that your 17-year-old daughter has been catching some nookie?

Why, you shoot her four times in the face, of course.

The daughter, obviously sensing that her dear old daddy was up to some traditional Muslim mayhem, had even tried to pre-empt the whole thing:

Weeks earlier the girl had returned home from a family protection clinic after doctors had vouched for virginity and the father had signed a pledge not to harm her, a state forensic pathologist said Thursday.

Bah. What do doctors know about these things?

*BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG!*

Allah-u-Arsehole.

Fucking animals.

So, any leftist feminists care to chime in on this subject?

[crickets chirping]

Aww, come ON. Surely you can take a few minutes out of whining about glass ceilings and the male patriarchical oppression inherent in the fascist AmeriKKKan system, can’t you? Anybody?

[crickets chirping some more]

Hellooooooo… Is this thing on?

[crickets getting bored and going to sleep]

Thought so.

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