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We won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you should be surprised by PMSNBC grabbing the Jim Zumbo story and using it to illustrate how mean-spirited and heartless we black rifle-owning gun nuts are, in spite of the fact that PMSNBC probably wouldn’t have given Jim the time of day prior to his moronic remarks and subsequent downfall.

SEATTLE - Modern hunters rarely become more famous than Jim Zumbo. A mustachioed, barrel-chested outdoors entrepreneur who lives in a log cabin near Yellowstone National Park, he has spent much of his life writing for prominent outdoors magazines, delivering lectures across the country and starring in cable TV shows about big-game hunting in the West.

Nauseating, yes, but at least it’s refreshing to see a hunter portrayed in the MSM as something other than a sadistic, obsessive murdering deathbeast in relentless pursuit of Bambi’s mother.

Zumbo’s fame, however, has turned to black-bordered infamy within America’s gun culture — and his multimedia success has come undone. It all happened in the past week, after he publicly criticized the use of military-style assault rifles by hunters, especially those gunning for prairie dogs.

“Excuse me, maybe I’m a traditionalist, but I see no place for these weapons among our hunting fraternity,” Zumbo wrote in his blog on the Outdoor Life Web site. The Feb. 16 posting has since been taken down.

Once he realized that he was speaking out of his derriere, into which his head had become inexplicably lodged, presumably while chasing a wild boar armed with a gold-plated, engraved, antique rifle worth a month’s salary. Zumbo, not the boar. Although that would truly be a sight worth beholding. The snobbery, however, isn’t what got him nailed to the wall. This was:

“As hunters, we don’t need to be lumped into the group of people who terrorize the world with them. . . . I’ll go so far as to call them ‘terrorist’ rifles.”

And that’s when the fit hit the shan when we fanatical, unforgiving, mean-spirited “assault rifle” owners took offense at being lumped in with terrorists. Although, truth be told, at that point we’d rather be lumped in with them than with the likes of Jim Zumbo.

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Thanks to LC Art, we bring you this motivational message.

Read it.

Heed it.

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Maryland Democrats are now set to grant in-state tuition rates to illegal immigrants, individuals that are breaking the law by their mere presence.

So, once this is in place, if you’re an illegal alien and a criminal you can:

Get in-state tuition.

Vote.

Work in the U.S.

Receive medical care and education.

The only difference between you and a law-abiding citizen is that you won’t have to pay taxes.

And in case you’re wondering what kind of people it is that the politicians want to reward with in-state tuition and every other freebie they can throw at them, here’s an example. Police suspect that he might be running off to Mexico after his botched kidnapping of a 13-year-old at gunpoint, but why would he? He can go to Maryland and get an education at a discount price instead. After all, he’s only committing the felonies that no Americans will commit.

And it’s not just Maryland. This seems to be the one thing that Republicans and Democrats can agree on: Illegal aliens should get everything for free, while the rest of us get to pay for their free ride.

Thanks, Washington DC, thanks a whole fucking lot.

Of all the flights that were heroically stopped on 9/11, Flight 93 had to be the one…

What a waste.

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Do you think that the Child Abductive Services in this country are a “bit” too eager to snatch kids in order to fill their quotas and secure their funding at times? Well, you’re right, but thank Heavens they’re not YET as criminally insane as the Germans are:

German authorities who sent 15 uniformed police officers to take custody of a 15-year-old girl who committed the crime of being homeschooled now have suggested a solution that, in their minds, would “resolve” the situation: the parents should give up custody of their other five children.

The situation involving Melissa Busekros has been in the headlines ever since the beginning of this month, when the officers arrived at her parents’ home with a court order allowing them to take her into custody, “if necessary by force.”

She had fallen behind in math and Latin, and was being tutored at home. When school officials in Germany, where homeschooling has been illegal since Adolph Hitler decided he wanted to control the educating of all children,

Looks like we didn’t quite finish the de-Nazification after WWII.

…discovered that fact, she was expelled. School officials then took her to court, obtaining a court order requiring she be committed to a psychiatric ward because of her “school phobia.”

How charming is that? School officials discover that you’re filling your child’s head with subversive facts, so they get a court order to have your child taken away from you and committed to the loony bin.

Reminds me of… Hmm… Oh yes, the Soviet Union. They too had a habit of committing citizens who didn’t quite subscribe to the most evil and mass-murdering ideology in the history of mankind to insane asylums. That the Germans, using Nazi legislation, should be using those same methods is hardly a surprise. Both the Soviets and the Nazis were socialists, after all.

She later was moved to a different hospital without her parents’ knowledge, and then put in foster care. She was permitted to make a telephone call to her parents, although she was not allowed to let them know where she was.

Then the court decided while none of those restrictions would be lifted, she would be allowed to meet for one hour a week with her parents, as long as the meeting took place in a government building.

Anybody who still don’t quite get my hatred of any and everything socialist, please raise your hands. Hold your hand there for a second, please. I’m not quite done dialing in my scope.

Now the Home School Legal Defense Association, the nation’s largest homeschool organization with more than 80,000 member families, has confirmed in a news alert to members the German government’s offer to the family.

“Melissa’s father, Hubert Busekros, said he and his lawyer were offered a compromise this week that they could not accept,” the HSLDA said. “The authorities wanted the Busekros’s to give up custody of their other five children in order to resolve this situation. Hubert said the authorities are considering doing psychiatric exams on the other five children in order to implicate Hubert and his wife as unfit parents and thereby break up the family.”

Here in the Empire, we have another term for meddling socialist swine: “Target practice.”

Keep that in mind.

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Thanks to a tip from LC Beth, we found ourself shamelessly stealing this photo from LC & IB John Noonan, whose blog you should be reading every day if you aren’t already.

We know we are.

Pretty much sums it up, doesn’t it?

While our troops are fighting overseas, putting their butts on the line in defense of all of us, a depressingly large amount of self-indulgent, whiny couch potatoes here at home are too busy shopping, following Britney Trailer Trash’s escapades and watching American Idol to give a good damn.

And yes, we know full well that a good deal of the blame for this goes to the President, whose first words after 9/11 was to tell us all to go back to business as usual. His Majesty fully understands and agrees with the principle that the terrorists shouldn’t have the satisfaction of seeing us all holed up in our rooms, paralyzed with fear of the goat-buggering gimps but this principle seems to have been taken a little bit too far. Nobody said for you drooling dolts to just forget about the whole thing and pretend it never happened, you know?

For years, we’ve said time and time again that the Administration needed to get the message out, to stay ON the message, and too keep pounding it into the skulls of the mindless zombies out there in front of their dummy tubes, or it wouldn’t last until the next season of American Idol.

And the Administration has failed miserably in doing that.

Well, there’s STILL a war going on, and if any of you Oprah fans out there are thinking that you can just opt out of a conflict that has been raging for 1,400 years and make the Scary Men go away, you’ve got a second think coming.

We ALL have, which is what really pisses His Majesty off. If it were only the Idiotarians who can’t be arsed to take any interest in the Long War who would pay the price for their willful ignorance and eagerness to stick their heads in the sand, then we’d be tempted to say that they’d be doing the gene pool an enormous favor by taking themselves out of it.

But that’s not the case.

You think that you can just ignore the problem and it’ll go away, that we can just withdraw behind our borders and talk our way out of this conflict?

That worked so amazingly well for us back on 9/10/2001 and before, didn’t it?

Get your far arses out of the malls and off your couches, or you will, one day in the future, be looking back on 9/11 as a day you wish you could go back to, because the next attack will make that day look like a mild note of disagreement.

But hey, don’t let all of this depressing stuff distract you from that great sale at J.C. Penney’s now, y’hear?

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Thanks to LC Val and LC & IB Charles Johnson, we learn that the Danes are about to kick the Islamists in the shin again:

After caricature crisis and the attack no Muslim graves, Denmark has hit the headlines for the third time again with its anti-Islamist movements. A political party called Stop Islamisation of Denmark has claimed that 67th and 69th verses of Quran are violating the Danish constitution and the mosques across the country should be closed according to the 78th article of the Danish constitution. SABAH Newspaper has talked with the leader Anders Graves of SIAD; a party that has about 400 members. Graves said: “Denmark is our country. Some verses of the Quran are filing me with worries about the lives of my children and grand children.” Stating that they have no intention or expectation on banning the Islam religion across the country Gravers said people living in Denmark should obey the constitution of the country no matter what they believe in.

It is unclear to His Majesty exactly what passages of the Koran this article refers to, but it wouldn’t be hard to find some encouraging violence, so we’re not doubting the claims of SIAD one little bit, and the Danish Constitution clearly states that organizations that use violence or instigate violence in order to achieve their goals are against the law and are to be dissolved. Furthermore, His Imperial Rottieness is reasonably sure that a decent case can be made that the Koran and its followers are in violation of the Danish Criminal Code’s paragraph 266b, which specifically outlaws comments of a denigrating and/or discriminatory nature against groups of people, based on their ethnicity, religion, race and/or culture.

Being a Free Speech Absolutist, we’ve always been opposed to laws like that, but we also know that the Muslim community of Denmark has been using those laws as a bludgeon against anybody over there daring to criticize Islam in the past, so we can’t say that we feel too awfully sorry now that the shoe’s on the other foot.

Ideally, this will lead to a fair amount of rational debate over there and, hopefully, the repealing of anti-Free Speech laws. If nothing else, then perhaps the radical Islamists of Denmark will finally realize that one of their favorite weapons in the culture wars is a two-edged sword.

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In case you didn’t know (and in the even more extremely unlikely case that you’d WANT to know), we’re told (you didn’t really think we were going to actually WATCH that circle-jerk, did you?) that the Goreacle, much to nobody’s surprise, was handed a Hollyweird “Fake but Inaccurate” Trophy™ yesterday for his tireless work in the field of making liberal actors think that they’re right about Global Wormening.

In other news, he also won the Best Use of PowerPoint Oscar, the Best Song Oscar, and the computer he used for the slide show won an Oscar for Best Actress AND Actor in a Supporting Role.

Oh, and he won the Ponzi Award for his lifetime achievement in making gullible fools part with their money.

As to ourselves, we were too busy watching Kirsten and Michelle’s new show, “It’s Out There”, on FOX.

Not a bad debut, although we didn’t quite see any of the promised “explosiveness.” Oh, and “Mystery Blogger” isn’t a bad concept, but really: Who in all of G-d’s creation really gives a rat’s arse about what Mark Cuban has to say about anything?

Really.

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Guys, I have a situation here that’s going to preclude me making any Texas Blogfest ‘07 preparations.

No, the wedding isn’t in trouble, but my fiancée is going to need my help in handling a small problem she’s having - which, unfortunately, will leave me no time to do much of anything else, I imagine.  Therefore, TB07 is postponed until further notice.

Sorry.  I’ll let you guys know when we reschedule.

Thatisall™.

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Sir Christopher informs us that Tortillastan is upset about US violating THEIR territory. OK, you may stop laughing now.

Mexico’s Congress has condemned what it says is a border violation by US workers building a controversial barrier between the two countries.

Legislators say workers and equipment building a section of the barrier have gone 10 metres (yards) into Mexico.

After which they promptly left again, which is a damn sight more than can be said about the thousands of YOUR criminals who cross our borders every single day. Cry us a river, Gonzales.

In a statement, the US Ambassador to Mexico Tony Garza said: “The US is sensitive to Mexican concerns… [and] has the deepest respect for the integrity of the sovereignty of Mexican soil”.

Speak for yourself, dipstick. His Majesty, being a firm believer in reciprocity, has the exact same level of respect for the integrity and sovereignty of Mexican soil as they have for ours. It’s a two-way street, you know.

Many Mexicans see the fence as offensive and say it will be ineffective and potentially cause more deaths in border crossings.

We certainly hope so.

And what’s with the “more deaths in border crossings?” We have numerous legitimate border crossing points and, as far as we know, not a single soul has ever died trying to cross there. Maybe if the Mexican government would start distributing cartoons instructing their citizens on how to LEGALLY cross our borders instead, not quite as many people would die trying to BREAK IN?

Just a thought.

Now shut up, you burro-riding morons. There’s work to do. This damn lawn won’t mow itself, you know.

(Oh, and please note: When armed Mexican gangs using military tactics INVADE the U.S. and force the National Guard to withdraw, not as much as a peep issues forth from 1600 Penn Ave. But when our construction workers as much as set foot, temporarily, on Mexican fly-infested dirt, our diplomats have spooge dribbling from their chins six minutes later. Thanks, Jorge, thanks a whole fucking lot).

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Noted theologian and super-genius, James Cameron, has decided to follow in the steps of Dan Brown in an attempt to revive his moribund career.

Brace yourself. James Cameron, the man who brought you ‘The Titanic’ is back with another blockbuster. This time, the ship he’s sinking is Christianity.

OHNOES! Well, it was a nice 2,000 year run while it lasted, but I believe that all of us Christians will have to agree that it’s time to throw in the towel. After all, how can we possibly hope to survive the sheer scholarly supergeniusitude of James. Fricking. CAMERON??? All is lost, my fellow godbags. We had the unbelievers going for a while, but now the genius behind “The Titanic” has blown our little conspiracy wide open.

In a new documentary, Producer Cameron and his director, Simcha Jacobovici, make the starting claim that Jesus wasn’t resurrected –the cornerstone of Christian faith– and that his burial cave was discovered near Jerusalem. And, get this, Jesus sired a son with Mary Magdelene.

No, it’s not a re-make of “The Da Vinci Codes’. It’s supposed to be true.

“True” like the other feted Hollyweird “Documentaries” were supposed to be “true?”

Prepare for the surprise ending where James Cameron reveals that he, yes HE is the direct descendant of Jesus Christ and proceeds to walk on realistically rendered water.

Let’s go back 27 years, when Israeli construction workers were gouging out the foundations for a new building in the industrial park in the Talpiyot, a Jerusalem suburb. of Jerusalem. The earth gave way, revealing a 2,000 year old cave with 10 stone caskets. Archologists were summoned, and the stone caskets carted away for examination. It took 20 years for experts to decipher the names on the ten tombs. They were: Jesua, son of Joseph, Mary, Mary, Mathew, Jofa and Judah, son of Jesua.

Israel’s prominent archeologist Professor Amos Kloner didn’t associate the crypt with the New Testament Jesus. His father, after all, was a humble carpenter who couldn’t afford a luxury crypt for his family.

But, as James Cameron will reveal, he actually won the Roman State Lottery.

And all were common Jewish names.

There was also this little inconvenience that a few miles away, in the old city of Jerusalem, Christians for centuries had been worshipping the empty tomb of Christ at the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. Christ’s resurrection, after all, is the main foundation of the faith, proof that a boy born to a carpenter’s wife in a manger is the Son of God.

HA, you silly godbags! Take THAT!

But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family.

Presumably they got G-d to hand in a DNA sample.

So there you have it. This whole thing about Jesus being crucified is really just an elaborate hoax that every single Roman and Jew were in on and managed to keep going for 2,000 years, a prank thought up by the Romans to establish a religion that would be a thorn in their side for hundreds of years until they finally found themselves forced to adopt it.

You gotta hand it to them Jooos and Romans: When they think up a practical joke, they really, TRULY go all the way.

But they couldn’t fool James Cameron, a man so smart that he not only knows how the Administration pulled off 9/11, he was probably the one who thought it up in the FIRST place.

Yawn.

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