Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class wpdb in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/wp-db.php on line 57

Strict Standards: Redefining already defined constructor for class WP_Object_Cache in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/cache.php on line 384

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Page::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 541

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_PageDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 560

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::start_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_lvl() should be compatible with Walker::end_lvl($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_Category::end_el() should be compatible with Walker::end_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 659

Strict Standards: Declaration of Walker_CategoryDropdown::start_el() should be compatible with Walker::start_el($output) in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/classes.php on line 684

Strict Standards: Non-static method sem_admin_menu::init() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-content/plugins/sem-admin-menu/sem-admin-menu.php on line 358

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method sem_admin_menu::ob_add_menu() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164

Warning: ob_start(): non-static method sem_admin_menu::ob_add_menu_callback() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-content/plugins/sem-admin-menu/sem-admin-menu.php on line 86

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method sem_admin_menu::kill_gzip() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59
Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Archive for February, 2007
Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::add_css() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164

Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method emotions::add_js() should not be called statically in /home/misha/public_html/2007/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 164
You are viewing the Archives for 2007.......If you want the current page, CLICK HERE.......

Archive for February, 2007

As to Jack Murthafucker, Nancy Lugosi and the rest of al-Qaeda’s allies in Congress:

GO FUCK YOURSELVES, SHITBIRDS!

We’ve got a boot for your asses as well.

Comments 122 Comments »

Touching upon the case of former celebrity Jim Zumbo, who obviously, in spite of his vast knowledge of hunting and the implements used for that purpose, never quite understood the 2nd Amendment, the Imperial Educational Advisor is kind enough to spell the meaning of it out to him and morons like him.

Consider it your required reading for today.

Comments 8 Comments »

OK, so this link from LC Juandos just about made me do something that, even in Texas, would be looked upon with a frown by a Grand Jury. Besides, this story is from the UK, but you can bend my dick and call me “Clinton” if we don’t have something similar going on here on the right side of the Pond.

Half of young children are anxious about the effects of global warming, often losing sleep because of their concern, according to a new report today.

A survey of 1,150 youngsters aged between seven and 11 found that one in four blamed politicians for the problems of climate change.

And where do the wee ones get their irrational, but quite debilitating fear of the mythical monster of Global Wormening? Somehow I don’t think they’re getting it from all the time they spend watching the news, but I may be going out on a limb here. All I know is that MY kids don’t turn on the news the moment they walk through the door.

So when they’re not playing with their friends, their toys, their game consoles or doing their homework, none of which activities are likely to induce a morbid fear of liberal fairy tales, where might they be?

Listen, teachers. I don’t know how many times His Imperial Short-temperedness has said this (I DO know, however, that I’m getting increasingly sick and tired of repeating myself, and I’m a very unpleasant person when I’m sick and tired. Even MORE unpleasant than I am when I’m in a good mood, hard to imagine as that may be), but let’s go over the ground rules one more time, shall we?

1) You are referred to by the increasingly ludicrous misnomer “teachers.” This means that your jobs are to TEACH. And when I say “teach”, I mean such subjects as Reading, Writing and Arithmetic. Throw in Geography, Biology, Chemistry and Physics as well. In other words, all of those dreadfully droll (to you) subjects that are a) USEFUL and b) based on actual FACTS. You are NOT (over)paid to distribute your favorite hysterical fairy tales and pass them off as fact. You are NOT (over)paid to indoctrinate my children with your favorite brand of insanity. If you MUST talk about your new-age religion and its high pontiff Al Gore, do it this way:

“Hello. Today I’m going to babble about a theory that has no scientific backing, that nobody has been able to model with any degree of accuracy and that is, in every way, about as factual as Hansel and Gretel. Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that it is nothing but a crazed fever dream of clinically insane con men, I kinda like it. But that’s because I have the intellect of a limp linguine. So today I’ll tell you about how I lost my mind and embraced stupidity, in hopes that you kids will never make the same mistake.”

2) If you violate rule 1), leading to loss of sleep, horrid nightmares and needless worrying in my children, you’ll yank me from my Happy Place™, which is a very dangerous thing to do. You see, when I get yanked from my Happy Place™, I immediately start seeking to get back to it by any means available to me, and I’ve found that the most efficient means at my disposal is to cause agonizing, mind-crushing, unholy terror in the individuals that yanked me away.

Do we understand each other, maggots?

Pete Williams, of Somerfield, said: “Concerns over our environment dominate the media at present and kids are exposed to the hard facts as much as anybody.

“While many adults may look the other way, this study should show that global warming is not only hurting the children of the future, it’s affecting the welfare of kids now.

“By raising awareness amongst today’s young, hopefully we are improving our chances of reaching a solution.”

No you’re not, asshole. You’re giving them nightmares, insomnia and causing them to waste their young lives, a time that they should be spending having fun because G-d KNOWS that it ain’t much fun once they grow up and find themselves having to deal with cantankerous c*nts like yourself on a daily basis.

But, of course, that is EXACTLY what you’re aiming at. You’re figuring that, if you make sure to indoctrinate the kids when they’re still wide open to any amount of bullshit passed off as “fact”, thus causing anguish and fear in them, you can strong-arm their parents into swallowing your Buttinski Bromides.

You’re missing one important point, however: When somebody abuses and frightens my kids, my FIRST point of order is to abuse and frighten the swinish shitbird that caused the abuse and fear right back. I’ve found that I can dish out a whole lot more of that kind of thing than any arsehole alive has the mental capacity to withstand for long, much less enjoy.

What’s worse, from your point of view, is that I tend to enjoy it.

Keep that in mind.

Thatisall.

Comments 28 Comments »

The Chappaquiddick Swimmer turned 75 yesterday:

“Sen. Kennedy began his career setting a high standard when it comes to birthdays,” fellow Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry observes in a birthday tribute to his colleague.

Mary Jo Kopechne, who would’ve been 66 years old today, could not be reached for comment.

Comments 44 Comments »

During a recent thread, the Imperial Empress (long may she bestow large amounts of firearms & ammo on the Emperor (grin)) was overheard saying thusly:

But, we are grateful to have been fortunate enough to be able to be a part of the fun! Maybe we can accomplish something similar in Texas this year as well!

Funny she should mention that.  Here’s what I have in mind:

As most of you may recall, I said:

How would you feel about a Texas Blogfest ‘07 towards the end of April? Say, the last weekend thereof? Discuss here, if you please.

(Incidentally, I’ve already discussed this with my partner in crime the SpatulaGoddess, and she rather fancies the idea.)

I’ll be telling you the reason for the April date in exactly one week’s time. Stay tuned.

So I’m a couple days late.  Sue me. 

Anyway, to the point:  Four days after posting this on the 10th, I took a very lovely lady out to dinner.  At the end of the meal, I gave this lady a nice gift.  It was in a box, was round and had a cute little trinket on top.

And it had the desired effect.  Amazing how you of the feminine persuasion have this tendency to melt for these objects…

Anyway, the date we’re going to tie the knot is Friday, April 27th - Saturday the 28th if we can find a JP who’ll get up off his lazy ass take time out of his busy day that day.  I figure that this event would be a good thing around which to plan a Blogfest.

Discuss.

Comments 29 Comments »

We needed some fresh blood in the Dept of Foreign Affairs, and after having read this post, His Imperial Majesty thinks that LC & IB Jack Lackton fits the bill perfectly. Welcome to the Empire, good Sir.

How do they manage to keep growing them like that Down Under?

Comments 9 Comments »

Courtesy of Conservative Grapevine.

A father killed his wife and four daughters in their sleep because he could not bear them adopting a more westernised lifestyle, an inquest heard yesterday.

Mohammed Riaz, 49, found it abhorrent that his eldest daughter wanted to be a fashion designer, and that she and her sisters were likely to reject the Muslim tradition of arranged marriages.

On Hallowe’en last year he sprayed petrol throughout their terraced home in Accrington, Lancs, and set it alight.

Caneze Riaz, 39, woke and tried to protect her three-year-old child, Hannah, who was sleeping with her, but was overcome by fumes. Her other daughters, Sayrah, 16, Sophia, 13, and Alisha, 10, died elsewhere in the house.

More of that famous tolerance from the Religion of Peace (Our Imperial Arse) that we must never, EVER criticize, lest we be called “hate-filled racists.”

Riaz, who had spent the evening drinking, set himself on fire and died two days later.

At least it took the swine two days to croak.

Here’s to hoping that he suffered horribly every single second of those two days.

Comments 31 Comments »

We already know about McCain/Feingold, the Gang of 14 and the Terrorist’s Bill of Rights, just to name a few, but it looks like the insane old fart is trying to run to the left of Kucinich now:

McCain almost done granting full amnesty and citizenship to illegal aliens, in co-operation with his old friend, Ted “Chappaquiddick” Kennedy.

McCain promises to close Gitmo, free terrorists on first day of Presidency.

For the love of G-d, please get him back on his MEDS!

Comments 15 Comments »

While the Leftards are spending night and day hyping the Scooter Libby non-outing of a non-covert non-agent as if it was the worst and most despicable act of treason since Benedict Arnold, the L.A. Slimebucket is nonchalantly outing three real covert agents.

Will it have any consequences?

Maybe for the agents in question, but we all know that the treasonous journaljizzmers of the L.A. Slimes won’t be facing any.

Comments 21 Comments »

At least, that’s what we thought when Sir Christopher sent us this link, insisting that we give it some coverage:

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran plans a female-only island to boost tourism in a northwest province, the Tehran-e Emrouz newspaper on Wednesday quoted a local official as saying.

Now, we know what all of you dirty-minded, naughty, single males of the Empire are thinking about. You’re thinking about this:

That, and you’re probably already packing your bags and practicing your Farsi…

But not so fast. We hate to have to break it to you:

“There will be no men on the Arezou (Wish) island. Public transport, restaurants and other facilities will be staffed only by women,” Aghai said.

Sorry about that. Now go take a cold shower.

Comments 11 Comments »