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Archive for May, 2007

LC&IB VulcanRider (Brother J) over at the Cigar Intelligence Agency, takes out the trash on this little gem from the “Shitty By The Bay”:

San Francisco Proposes New Gun Control Measures

I’m sure Hizzoner Reinhard Heydrich Newsom will be recruiting shortly for the Bay Area Division-Geheime Staatspolizei . Sieg !!!

Just go read the whole thing.

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Just like during the Miers and Ports Dubai debacle, the Bush Administration’s response to unhappiness among the people who actually voted for them is to insult us.

This time, Homeland Stupidity clownshoe, Michael Cherkoff, rolls out the hearts and minds-winning argument that all of those against ceding our sovereignty, opening the borders and bringing criminals “out of the shadows” to enjoy a life-long tax-free ride in the sun, only oppose his Master’s Brilliant Proposal because we hate brown people and want to kill Mexicans.

His political skills are only matched by the richness of his luscious, flowing mane.

Here’s a suggestion, cue ball: Why don’t you just get yourself a nice, hot cup of shut the fuck up and go back to fondling your privates? That is, assuming that you can find them. If not, go back to fondling Kennedy’s And if he offers to drive you home, please don’t turn him down. We hear that he knows of a scenic route near Chappaquiddick that is simply to die for.

Fucking douchebag.

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I’m back on-the-air with the Tuesday Truth Rant™ over at RadioCIA, 7-10 pm CT. It’s rated PG, by the way, so no worries about the wee-ones expanding their vocabularies.

Yes, the empire still has access to intertubewebnet radio and in fact, there are plans afoot to potentially get WideAwakesRadio (aka W.A.R.) up and running in the near future.

Thanks Rotts !!- JB

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The first vote on the Full Amnesty to Criminals Bill of ‘07, the motion to proceed, has been cast.

Rather than listing the ones who voted in favor of screwing a vast majority of Americans by ignoring their publicly expressed demands, we’ll make a list of the ones voting AGAINST, since it’s much shorter.

The ones still determined to govern in accordance with the wishes of their constituencies, the heroes, are:

Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
Michael B. Enzi (R-WY)
James M. Inhofe (R-OK)
Jeff Sessions (R-AL)
John E. Sununu (R-NH)
Pat Roberts (R-KS)
Craig Thomas (R-WY)
David Vitter (R-LA)
Jim DeMint (R-SC)
Robert C. Byrd (D-WV), imagine our shock and surprise!
Jim Bunning (R-KY)
Mike Crapo (R-ID)
Bob Corker (R-TN)
Bernard Sanders (I-VT)
Byron L. Dorgan (D-ND)
Richard C. Shelby (R-AL)
Wayne Allard (R-CO)
Tom Coburn (R-OK)
John Cornyn (R-TX)
John Thune (R-SD)
Jon Tester (D-MT)
Max Baucus (D-MT)
Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX)

If your Senator is NOT on this list, now would be a good time to inform them that you won’t vote for them even if they’re running for assistant dog kennel floor licker, under ANY circumstances, and that now would be a good time for them to start working on their resumes.

If your Senator IS on the list, send them a nice thank you card, praising them for listening to their constituents.

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Thanks to LC & IB shamalama:

Another present from Chappaquiddick Kennedy and Hanoi McSwine:

6) The bill even lets gang members get the amnesty. This comes at a time when violent international gangs have brought mayhem to our cities. More than 30,000 gang members operate in 33 states, trafficking in drugs, arms and people.

Deporting illegal-alien gang members has been a top ICE priority. This bill would end that: Under it, a gang member qualifies for the Z-visa privileges as long as he simply signs a “renunciation of gang affiliation.” He can keep his tattoos.

Thanks, McSwine, thanks, Chimpy McBush.

They shot the wrong Kennedy.

TWICE!

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…in the immortal words of Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

“A Republic, if you can keep it” — Benjamin Franklin.

Well, it looks like we won’t be keeping it for much longer if our elected politicians on both sides of the aisle have their way. The Dem Cong want guaranteed new voters in order to realize their dream of a socialist dystopia with themselves permanently installed in their lavish dachas, and the RINOs want cheap slave labor for their corporate donors.

The rest of us, as far as they’re concerned, can go fuck ourselves and the Shining City on the Hill that our Founders bought us with their own blood.

Maybe it’s time, as this writer suggests, to start “misbehaving.” (hat tip to LC Wes).

Worth thinking about, at the very least. Remember, the Founding Fathers weren’t exactly thought of as “model citizens” by King George and his sycophants either.

We report, you decide.

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Thanks for the tips regarding the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen being covered up in a burqah yesterday.

Not sure what to think of this but, using my intimate knowledge of things Danish, I’m not so sure that there’s any reason to blame the muslims for this one.

Pranking the Little Mermaid is a national sport over there, and this is one of the most benign pranks I’ve ever seen. In the past, when people have been trying to create a stir, it’s mostly been decapitations and other acts of vandalism (paint being very popular), so dressing her up in a burqah hardly even registers on my outrage scale, and I don’t honestly see why a fundamentalist Islamist would resort to anything as harmless as simply draping a piece of cloth over her if he were out to make a statement.

In my opinion, and knowing quite a bit about how the good people of my native stomping grounds think, it’s much more likely to be a peaceful protest against the Islamification of Denmark, made by local patriots. What better way of saying “beware of where we’re headed” than dressing up a national symbol in traditional muslim garb? It’s guaranteed to make the news, and it’s a quite effective message too.

Yep, I’m willing to bet a big purse of Imperial denari that that’s what we’re seeing here.

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LC & IB Bill Quick reports that the weasels in DC are beginning to pay attention to the backlash. Apparently they don’t much feel like getting their resumes out and updating them just now.

So contact your congress critters today. And tomorrow. And the day after tomorrow and so on until this abomination of a Bill is thrown under the bus.

I can’t begin to emphasize enough how important this is to our nation’s future, but thankfully LC & IB Steve can (read the whole thing).

Sometimes it’s painful, being mathematically inclined. It allows me to see why global warming and the population explosion and other mythical terrors aren’t to be taken seriously, but it also means I can see the very real danger of importing millions of bottom-of-the-heap uneducated, unskilled laborers. Assuming they vote, they will shift us to the left. And they and their children and grandchildren tend to stay on the bottom once they get here, which makes it pretty unlikely that they’ll ever vote for anything other than handouts.

When leftism kills economies and spreads oppression and brutality and genocide, people flee to the US. I always wonder, when it happens in the US, where are we supposed to go?

I don’t know. What I do know is that I’ve seen where this train is headed once, I was riding it until I got off and escaped to this country, and I’m not running again. This is the hill upon which I’ll die, and I will die before I let this nation be destroyed and turned into yet another socialist, welfare state shithole.

Finally, count me in, LC & IB John Hawkins.

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We learned, courtesy of LC WC Varones, that we’d gotten some online twit’s panties in a big, uncomfortable bunch with this post and went over to have a look, hoping against hope that there might be something of interest contained within his indignant temper tantrum.

Sadly, there wasn’t. Just the usual “how dare you call St McCain names? Don’t you know he’s a bona fide WAR HERO???”, coupled with the even more usual pro-amnesty line of “you’re just against amnesty because you don’t like immigrants!”, which the bumbling fools use ever so often, knowing full well that criticizing somebody for being against illegal immigration isn’t likely to impress anybody except for Democrats and, well, lawbreakers. When the truth doesn’t work, make up a lie and use that instead. A technique popular among intellectual midgets all over the world.

So I left a comment, letting him know that yes, I do know that McVain has an outstanding service record, but that I wasn’t aware that such a thing automatically meant that you could never be called names or criticized ever again. After all, Benedict Arnold’s service record was even more impressive than McVain’s, yet I never hear anybody defending his later actions based on his earlier great deeds. At least not anybody that I would credit with being a sentient life form.

And, of course, I had to point out the humor in hearing some insufferable clown accusing an immigrant of being “anti-immigrant.” I just never can seem to get enough of that line; it makes me laugh every single time I hear it. Laugh with a combination of mirth and pity for the fool uttering it. Pity because of the horror I feel just thinking about having to go through life as ignorant as that. I’m not called “Misha the Compassionate” for nothing, you know.

And I thought that would be the end of it, but obviously this Paul Geary fellow wasn’t yet quite done convincing me of the unfathomable depths of his ineptitude, because he promptly scribbled down this post, undoubtedly to provide me with further evidence of his utter cluelessness.

Dearest Paul, I appreciate the effort, but you truly didn’t have to. No, really, I was already convinced halfway through your first post. But since you’re so hellbent and determined, who am I to ignore your desperate plea for the title of Dumbass of the Week? Only this time, I’ll use this site to reply since, quite honestly, the formatting options in your comments leave rather a lot to be desired, seeing as how they’re pretty much non-existent.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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While the Weeniedick Administration continues to try passing off 7 month sentences as being “tough on terrorism”, here’s a clip from back when we knew how to deal with war criminals. (Via LC & IB Bill Quick).

Imagine the howling and screeching from “compassionate conservatives” if we were to actually enforce the laws of land warfare once again.

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