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LC 0311 Crunchie went hog-hunting with a few friends in order to have proper food for a party for his son who is off to join the Corps, and a great time was had by all. Well, except for the hog, of course, who didn’t much appreciate the stabbing, but that was her problem.

And, being the faithful souls that they are, they naturally brought a koran with them for spiritual guidance. But what to do once the hunt is over?

If you’ve got a koran and a dead hog, what could you possibly come up with?

Well, for one thing, you should most certainly cover up the horrible wound in the poor piggy, lest you offend some sensitive soul passing by:

Of course, that might lead to a bit of a mess:

Let’s see how absorbent those patented asswipes of allah’s really are:

Oh great, now we’ve got this pig-blood-soaked koran and nowhere to stick it… Hey, wait a minute! Let’s stick it in here!

See? Playing with books is fun, boys and girls!

Now go and do likewise.

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We’re constantly forced to listen to endless Jeremiads about how Jorge Arbusto and his RINO open borders brigades “only want what’s best for the poor oppressed undocumented Americans doing the jobs that no Americans will do” and how it’s all about sweet, holy, righteous justice (and, of course, has nothing to do with their corporate sponsors insisting on a steady supply of cheap slave labor).

Well, one of Mickey Kaus’ readers (no, he doesn’t know how to make permalinks, bless his silly little heart) got in touch with his compassionate self and offered up an amendment to the Zhamnesty Bill that, under RINO Arbusto’s criteria, would be bound to sweeten the pot a great deal:

Why not add an amendment allowing those poor oppressed souls forced for so long to work in the shadows for ridiculous slave wages to sue their employers for back pay as soon as they get their Z-visas?

Back pay including overtime, unpaid benefits etc. and, considering the criminally unconscionable nature of such practices, with three times the total amount added on as punitive damages. Oh, and considering the ridiculously, excuse me, compassionately low standards applied when it comes to Z-visa applicants having to “prove” their presence in this country prior to January, all such claims made by “undocumented Americans” finally leaving the oppressive shadows will be considered unimpeachable if they are corroborated by the sworn statement of one non-relative.

“You say that your buddy Felipe here has been working 80-hour weeks for this company since 1991 at $2/hour, Gonzales? Good enough for us. Let’s just whip out the calculator and add it all up, shall we?”

What’s that sound I hear? The sound of millions of RINO corporate donors suddenly choking on their Filet Mignons, perhaps?

Hey, they earned that money! You racist, neo-Nazi, bigoted, unpatriotic ASSHOLES!

How does that shoe feel on the other foot now?

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And, given how almost entirely fact-free the BBC is, we can certainly understand why they’d be mortified to discover that they’d actually reported something correctly for once (via Honest Reporting):

The BBC apologized this week for referring to Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, and promised not to repeat “the mistake,” following a complaint by four British organizations.

And what were those four British organizations whose nutsacks the emasculated neo-Nazis of the BBC are slurping on constantly?

Arab Media Watch, Muslim Public Affairs Committee, Friends of Al-Aksa and the Institute of Islamic Political Thought sent a joint complaint to the BBC after a presenter on its Football Focus program on March 24 mentioned that Jerusalem was Israel’s capital and “historic soul.”

Is there a single one of those that isn’t a terrorist front organization?

No?

Didn’t think so either.

So when will the anti-Semites at the BBC finally give up the pretense and start publishing their screeds in the original German?

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My sole female off-spring (LC Serena) sent me one of her recent position papers from medical school. It’s rather sobering for any parent, let alone those with young daughters still at home. I thought it was worth a read and posted it here for our loyal LCs, as there is quite a bit of factual knowledge on the issue. It is quite sobering as you work through it, especially of interest for those of us with young daughters at home.

From Toddler to Teenager- The Loss of Youth

“… sexual maturation is not governed by a biological clock.

It’s really not an adequate metaphor for our reproductive lives.

We have kind of hijacked that system and bombarded

it with signals that speed the whole process up.”

- Steingraber qtd. in Cohen

Our society is in constant flux when it comes to medical discoveries and intervention. Not everyone thinks about precocious sexualization, never mind that it is becoming a huge issue amongst our female youth. Not everyone has a daughter that they need to be concerned over in regards to her reproductive health, but everyone knows a little girl. They could be a family member or someone unrelated, but they all deserve the same thing- a safe, unrushed route to adulthood. If we continue down the same route that we are currently running biologically, our females will be going from toddlerhood straight into teenager with the complete absence of youth. In order to protect our young girls from becoming women before their time, we need to become aware of their environment, both physically and contextually.

When it comes down to who or what is to blame for this downward spike in the initiation of young girls’ sexuality, there is quite a bit of finger pointing. Some researchers say that it is just evolution or a naturally occurring biological incident. Evidence from research indicates that there could be several reasons for the onset of precocious puberty and precocious sexualization: the newly accepted single-mother familial unit, hormones and pesticides in our food and environment, and the media with their constant sensationalism of sex. Despite this research, there are still those that oppose these theories. They state that the media doesn’t have enough influence over children to make a difference on a neuro-hormonal level, that environmental hormones and pesticides are at too miniscule a level to make an impression, and that female children in Africa, who almost always grow up in father-absent family structures, are not showing any signs of precocious puberty or sexualization (Cohen 2). However, longitudinal studies done here in the United States clearly show a different side of the story- quite an eye-opening story, indeed.

As mentioned previously, precocious puberty almost always leads down the path to precocious sexuality. Unfortunately, another societal change is influencing the initiation of early pubertal maturation and that would be the newly-excepted family dynamic of single parenting, with emphasis on father absenteeism. Based on studies with animal species, the conclusion has been drawn that humans change their reproductive behavior to maximize success (Steinberg as qtd. in Healy 11). It was also shown that pubertal maturation is based on the distance, whether it is physically or emotionally, in the parent-child bond. The Belsky theory of Paternal Investment postulates that, “… early experiences associated with low quality paternal investment will result in the acceleration of sexual maturation and an onset of sexual activity orienting towards unstable pair-bonds.” (as qtd. in Healy 14). Recent studies have even linked an androgen receptor gene (AR) to those men more likely to abandon a marriage and since this gene occurs on the X-chromosome, it could be passed on to their daughters which gives them a predisposition to earlier menarcheal onset and behavioral problems such as impulsiveness, aggression and increase in sexual partners (Comings et. al as qtd. in Healy 15-16). In addition to a father’s absence, there tends to be the introduction of a stepfather figure which is indicative, on a subconscious level, of low quality paternal investment. Moreover, are the added, non-relative pheromones to a girl’s home environment. In a study done by Minkin and Wright (2003), “pheromones influence the gonadotropin releasing hormone (GnRH), which is the precursor hormone involved in stimulating and the cycling of menstruation.” (as qtd. in Healy 15). As a result, the societal shift toward single-parent homes with the mother being the head of household and the eventual presence of an unrelated male, could be another possible theory as to why our girls are losing their youth.

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…once again, a Border Patrol agent is facing murder charges for doing his job, enforcing the law that no RINOs will enforce.

This time, the Border Patrol made the mistake of shooting down a Mexican criminal getting ready to throw a big rock in his face. Of course, it didn’t help his case any that local authorities made sure that Mexican consulate officials were given ample time to carefully coach the stories of the only witnesses, all of whom were criminals as well, before the Border Patrol could interrogate them.

Elsewhere, in news that happen too regularly to be properly called “news”, another drunken illegal alien murders three innocents that no Americans will murder.

As in almost every single other case like this one, the illegal alien and multiple murderer had numerous previous arrests but, thanks to the “see no evil, hear no evil, let evil back on the street as quickly as possible” policies in effect, he hadn’t been deported.

If our immigration laws already on the books had been enforced, three people would be alive instead of dead today. Yet today we’re supposed to believe that the liars in DC will enforce the laws this time (as long as they get their amnesty first, of course)?

You know, just like they did in 1965 and 1986 WHEN THEY PROMISED THE EXACT SAME THING.

Better give him a Z-visa, Jorge Arbusto!

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Because we can, and apropos of nothing whatsoe’er.

Chuckling to myself as I was browsing through my now thoroughly dog-eared copy of Henry Beard’s “X-Treme Latin”, I came across the following and was reminded that I positively HAVE to have that printed on a T-shirt one day:

“Maiores mei dimidium Europae despolia verunt. Ego tamen nil accepi praeter hanc tuniculam misellam.”

(My ancestors plundered half of Europe, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt)

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Thanks to LC nerbygirl, here’s a quick primer on the subject.

Quick, yet thorough.

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or something (link via Best of the Web):

Members of six tribes recently gathered near the Baker River in the White Mountains for a sacred ceremony honoring “Earth Mother.” Talking Hawk, a Mohawk Indian who asked to be identified by his Indian name, pointed to the river’s tea-colored water as proof that the overwhelming amount of pollution humans have produced has caused changes around the globe.

“It’s August color. It’s not normal,” he said.

“Earth Mother is fighting back - not only from the four winds, but also from underneath,” he said. “Scientists call it global warming. We call it Earth Mother getting angry.”

The scientific consensus grows. 10 out of 10 tribal shamans agree: The Goreacle is right! So take that and shove it, you Evil Holocaust Global Warming Deniers.

The debate is over, and the Church of Gorebecility won.

Elsewhere, yet more victims of Angry Earth Mother™:

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon apparently doesn’t believe that the United Nations is mocked enough as he has said that the slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, in an article published this weekend.

Now, before you get too harsh on poor Spanky Moon’s tender ego, consider what he replaced. Kaffir Annan was evil, corrupt and an imbecile. So far, his replacement has only proven to be an imbecile.

Watch out for the new tree hugger slogan: “Save Darfur, turn off the light!”

It makes sense, in some perverted, “logic need not apply”, liberal touchy-feely sort of way. Not only does blaming the genocide in Darfur on Global Wormening absolve the Useless Nitwits (and the Goreacle and his lobotomized Gorebeciles) of any duty to actually, you know, do something about Darfur and thus risk offending members of the religion of rancid piss, it also means that aging, patchouli-drenched hippies can drive around in their Priuses with “Save Darfur!” stickers on them while believing that they are contributing to something other than the decline of the national IQ average.

Is there anything that Global Wormening doesn’t cause?

Next week, our article: “How Polar Bears Adrift on Break-Away Lumps of Ice Caused 9/11.”

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Need a justification for terrorism and suicide bombings? A knighthood will do the trick, at least according to the religion of piss (link thanks to LC Rob):

Sir Salman Rushdie celebrates his 60th birthday today in familiar circumstances: he is once again the subject of death threats across the Islamic world.

Once again? As far as we recall, the death sentence issued by Ayatollah Assahollah Khomeini was never annulled. Of course, you wouldn’t know it if your only source for news were the “news” media.

Eighteen years after the Ayatollah Khomeini issued a fatwa calling on Muslims to kill him, a government minister in Pakistan said yesterday that Rushdie’s recent knighthood justified suicide bombing.

A government minister in Pakistan, our “loyal and valuable allies”, no less. You know, the same “loyal and valuable allies and eternal friends” that are currently serving as the R&R headquarters for half of al-Qaeda and assorted other mooselimb terrorist assholes for allah.

The question of blasphemy in The Satanic Verses, Rushdie’s 1988 tale of a prophet misled by the devil, remains a deeply sensitive issue in much of the Muslim world and the author’s inclusion in the Queen’s Birthday Honours last week has inflamed anti-British sentiment.

Inflamed assholes isn’t all that rare in a 7th century “culture” not believing in toilet paper.

Gerald Butt, editor of the authoritative Middle East Economic Survey, told The Times: “It will be interpreted as an action calculated to goad Muslims at a time when the atmosphere is already very tense and Britain’s standing in the region is very low because of its involvement in Iraq and its lack of action in tackling the Palestine issue.”

What a comically apt last name. No, Britain’s refusal to ally herself with Nazi paleosimian ragheads eager to finish Hitler’s job hasn’t done anything to endear her to the goose-stepping, deranged fig farmers, which is something Britain should be quite proud of.

Hardliners in Iran revived calls for his murder yesterday. Mehdi Kuchakzadeh, a Tehran MP, declared: “Rushdie died the moment the late Imam [Ayatollah Khomeini] issued the fatwa.”

Just a reminder, you cockheaded camel botherer: Now, eighteen years later, Rushdie is still very much alive, and Assahollah Khomeini remains satisfyingly dead. Really, if you can’t appreciate the humor in that, then you must be a… mooselimb.

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Oh yes, it’s time for some more gun pr0n.

Lyudmila finally got some decent German furniture, so no more plastic for her. Also, we figured that it was time to do something about the cheek weld, since nothing says “I care” better than a smooth, pleasant rest while you peek through your scope.

Damn, but that furniture gave us the warm and fuzzies. Nostalgia all over the place.

Oh… Right, the pr0n part (click for full size):

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