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…and that has been known to lead to unpleasantness, as the former inhabitants of Alderaan would attest to, were they anything more than cosmic dust now.

Really. We mean, we’re sure that FOX News’ correspondent Douglas Kennedy is a fine man and a credit to his profession, but if His Imperial Pettiness’ discerning ear drums have to suffer one more time from his constant, forced, whiny nasal drone…

Tell us we’re not right, we dare you.

We mean, what the fuck is wrong with that man’s airways? Is he just chronically constipated? Is it some obscure dialect with which His Omnisciency is, impossible though it be, not familiar?

We demand to know, dammit!

OK, thatisall…

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(Via LGF)

A former Guantanamo Bay prisoner who took up arms alongside the Taliban after he was released from detention has blown himself up to avoid capture, Pakistani security forces said today.

Abdullah Mehsud killed himself with a hand grenade after he was cornered by troops at a house in the south-western Pakistani town of Zhob. He was wanted for the kidnapping of two Chinese engineers in 2004.

“My information is that (he) killed himself,” said Atta Mohammed, the head of the police in Zhob. “Thanks be to God that only he was blown up and our men were safe.”

Mehsud, 32, was released from the US detention centre in Cuba after two years in 2004 but immediately went back to violence when the Pakistani government began an offensive against the Taliban in the troubled region along the border with Afghanistan. [Some emphases added for the benefit of the “reality-based community.” — Emp. M.]

Just keep that in mind the next time the American Caliphate Litigative Unit and their leftard camp followers start caterwauling about the poooooor Gitmo detainees being illegally held on bogus charges, clamoring and wailing for the immediate release of those innocent farmers and goat herders caught up in BushHitler’s “illegal war.”

My heart fucking bleeds.

Oh, by the way, that’s one of the reasons that all internationally recognized treaties, conventions and laws of land warfare sanction the immediate execution of any and all enemy combatants caught armed and out of uniform.

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I just learned that Mike Hendrix of Cold Fury’s wife, Christiana, was killed in a motorcycle accident.

Words fail to come to me.

I didn’t know Christiana, but I do know Mike, and I can imagine what kind of a woman would be the love of his life. I can’t, however, even begin to imagine what Mike must be going through now.

Mike is of the Old Blogger Guard, one of the ones who kicked it all off and one of the few who are still around, and he’s always been a great friend and an enormous inspiration to me. Nobody, and I do mean nobody writes with more passion and eloquence than he does, a passion that describes everything he does. Hard-working, fun-loving, compassionate are words that all describe him perfectly, and I’m sure that they’d describe Christiana too, because Mike would never settle for anything less.

Mike, I don’t know what to say, and I know that there’s nothing I can possibly say to lessen the horrible pain you’re in right now. If there’s anything I can do, you have but to ask, my friend.

You’ve always been there for me since the time when there was only a few handfuls of us playing around on the Intertubes, exploring its possibilities and being in everybody’s face, knowing little and caring even less about where it would all lead. We were having fun, and that’s all that mattered. So when the news reached me about Christiana’s death, it was like a death in the family.

My most sincere condolences and, again, if there’s anything, anything I can do, please don’t hesitate to ask.

G-d Bless, my friend.

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That’s the SOP for leftist clowns like Greg Sargent, who now suddenly “remembers” that there was a much deeper, much more horribly dark and vicious aspect to his “scoop” about Rudy Giuliani saying “bullshit” (really! He actually DID utter the most fantastically profane and vile word in the history of mankind, IN PUBLIC!) fifteen fucking years ago.

Strangely enough, he “remembers” it on the exact same day that his friends at the New York Slimes “remember” it. What a coinky-dink. Because to suggest, as LC & IB Ace hilariously does, that poor widdle clownshoe Greg actually didn’t have anything of the sort in mind when he, you know, wrote the post and only came up with this pathetic excuse for a defense of his own imbecility because the New York Slimes prodded him with a CluePoke™… Why, that would be so very much beyond the pale.

Greg meant to say it all along, it’s just that he was so caught up in his Woodward and Bernstein moment, exposing Rudy as the vile profaner of all that is good and just, that he plum forgot to mention it with a single word. Honest to G-d!

So what is it that The New York Slimes Greg suddenly remembered, the horrid background for his unutterable public profanity?

It was a rowdy, often threatening, crowd. Hundreds of white off-duty officers drank heavily, and a few waved signs like “Dump the Washroom Attendant,” a reference to Mr. Dinkins. A block away from City Hall, Mr. Giuliani gave a fiery address, twice calling Mr. Dinkins’s proposal “bullshit.” The crowd cheered. Mr. Giuliani was jubilant…

“Giuliani’s shrieking performance at the cop rally may be his greatest political liability this year. Giuliani has yet to admonish those who attacked the mayor with racist code words on signs and banners. Why not?”

Because, as we all know, “washroom attendant” is really Right Wingnut KKKodespeak for “spear-chucking lawn jockey.” What? You didn’t know? You thought it was code for “incompetent buffoon?” OK then, I guess I’m going to have to go over this again:

Any criticism directed at a member of an Officially Sanctioned Perpetually Aggrieved Minority™ is automatically “racist codespeak.”

At least in the “reality-based community.”

But hey, Greg, don’t stop now while you’re behind. We’re simply dying to know what sort of cosmically hilarious cretinisms you can come up with for an encore.

Keep digging, m’boy, there’s lots of fun still to be had, we’re sure.


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You know the drill… (via LC & IB Patterico, with a generous assist from Sir Christopher).

Charges against a man accused of raping and repeatedly molesting a 7-year-old girl have been dropped because the court took too long to find an interpreter fluent in his native West African language.

Montgomery County Circuit Judge Katherine D. Savage dismissed the nearly three-year-old case against Mahamu Kanneh last week, saying the delays had violated the Liberian immigrant’s right to a speedy trial.

I. Have. No. Words.

No, wait, that’s a lie. I do, so if you’re planning on reading on past this, you’d better hide the children to keep them from accidentally looking over your shoulders. Preferably with their grannies if they live in the next county over.

“This is one of the most difficult decisions I’ve had to make in a long time,” Savage said from the bench Tuesday. She said she was mindful of “the gravity of this case and the community’s concern about offenses of this type.”

Oh yes. I’m sure you were positively torn to pieces with grief, much like the genitals of that seven-year-old girl after the fucking Neanderthal repeatedly raped her. You poor, poor thing. How my heart aches for you, thinking about the heartache, HEARTACHE that you must have gone through. Why, it makes the terror, pain, humiliation and psychological destruction of that little girl positively pale in comparison.

You filthy, stupid, inexcusably atrocious cunt. You worthless, oozing sore on the scrotum of humanity. You “couldn’t find an interpreter, so you had to let him go”, eh? Well, perhaps you should’ve tried a bit harder, you inept, child rapist-coddling, numbskulled poster girl for retroactive abortion. You know, like these people did:

The Washington Post reported that it identified three Vai interpreters Thursday with help from the National Association of Judiciary Interpreters, including one in Gaithersburg.

It’s not like you had Three. Fucking. YEARS or anything. But I guess that you and your staff can’t be arsed to do everything in your powers to ensure that a brutal serial child rapist lands behind bars where he can molest no more. Oh no. That would be too much like doing your actual fucking job, now wouldn’t it, you lazy, slackjawed bottom sludge of the quota hire barrel.

So you’re “mindful of the gravity of the case”, are you? Well, you can start by telling that to the child he brutally raped as well as her family, and then you can tell it to his next victim, now that you’ve set him free to rape, molest and mutilate at will. Ever looked into the recidivism rate of child molesters, you slobbering, bovine butt end of the legal profession? Or would that be too much like work for you too?

Prosecutors at first maintained Kanneh could understand the proceedings without translation into his native Vai, a tribal language that linguists estimate is spoken by about 100,000 people mostly in Liberia and Sierra Leone.

Prosecutors pointed out that Kanneh attended high school and community college in Montgomery and spoke to detectives in English.

And it seems that they’re right too.

But hey, I’m sure that there are subtle legalistic differences between English and his highly refined tribal language, developed over centuries of deep thought among the brilliant legal minds of his village elders.

A court-appointed psychiatrist recommended that an interpreter be appointed and judges who handled subsequent hearings heeded that advice.

Gee. I wonder how much the defense counsel paid that psychiatrist to pull that recommendation out of his arse?

But officials could not find a competent interpreter of Vai who would stay.

The first interpreter stormed out of the courtroom in tears because she found the facts of the case disturbing.

Sounds like they should’ve let her preside over the case instead of “judge” Savage. At least it would appear that she had a moral compass, something that the cow actually presiding obviously wasn’t in possession of.

A second interpreter was rejected for faulty work.

I wonder who filed that motion? Damn, that’s hard to guess. Nope, I got nuthin’. But how, pray tell, did they find out that it was “faulty” if they didn’t have an interpreter? The mind boggles.

A third Vai interpreter was located, but at the last minute, that person had to tend to a family emergency.

In recent weeks court officials had found a suitable interpreter, but Savage ruled that too much time had already passed.

Saved by the bell, huh? Well, saved by the judge, actually.

“You found an interpreter, you say? Well, er, OOPS! Look at the time! Off you go, Mr. Child Rapist.”

Here’s to hoping that the knuckledragging swine of a rapist suddenly develops a taste for middle-aged women. In robes.


UPDATE: Interesting:

Court records, meanwhile, show that an interpreter was “sworn” by a Maryland court on the same day Savage dismissed the case, has learned.

Loretta Knight, a clerk with the court system in Montgomery County, Md., claimed she had been unable to find an interpreter to stay on the case, even after an exhaustive search that included the Liberian Embassy and courts in 47 states.

But a look at the court docket for July 17, the day the case was dismissed, shows the entry “Interpreter sworn.” Several items below in the docket, Judge Savage “grants defendant’s oral motion to dismiss case based on a speedy trial violation.”

So the very day a qualified interpreter is sworn in and present during the entirety of the proceedings, “Judge” Savage decides to dismiss the case in response to a hastily submitted oral motion? Gee, I wonder why defense counsel suddenly remembered the whole “speedy trial” bit on the exact same day that their delaying game was over?

Particularly since “speedy trials” weren’t always all that important to them:

The Washington Post reported, however, that Kanneh had waived his rights to a speedy trial.

So defendant initially waives his right to a speedy trial in order to drag out proceedings with all of the little reindeer games that his counsel can think of and then, once they run out of tricks and the last one has reached its sell-by date because an interpreter shows up, they suddenly change their minds and insist that the case be dismissed on grounds that the right that they themselves waived has been violated?

And the “Judge”, being the cupid stunt that she obviously is, immediately forgets that little fact and dismisses the case.

Suuuuuure, she was only acting in the way that the law demanded that she act.

I have somebody on line two… Something about a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn that has just been placed on the market.

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Thanks to LC Darth Bacon, who alerted us to this vitally important report on the inhumanities suffered by the innocent paleosimians locked up in the Zionist Overlords’ Damp, Dank Dungeons of Doom™.

As you all know, Ehud al-Olmert (or Abu Brainfart, as he’s also known among some of us), in the best tradition of other idiots before him who thought that the best way of getting genocidal apes to like you would be to release the terrorists trying to kill you, decided to let 256 child murderers loose from Israeli prisons so they could go back to killing Jooos again.

Sources inside the Knesset inform us that Abu Brainfart’s next brilliant step on the Roadmap to Birkenau Peace will be to order the IDF to randomly blow up an Israeli pizzeria every month so as not to inconvenience the poor paleoswinians, who are having some trouble smuggling explosives and splodeydopes into Eretz Yisroel because of the Evil Zionist Wall that his predecessor built. The same wall that “wasn’t going to work”, then was a “crime against humanity” and finally, once it was built and terror attacks fell by 97% or so, in a fit of pique from the Perpetually Aggrieved was declared to be the same as the Berlin Wall (sound familiar, by the way?). We weren’t aware that Arik built it to keep oppressed Israeli Jooos from fleeing to the much freer and more prosperous Terrortories, but there you go. Don’t say you can’t learn something from libtards and other terrorist-lovers. As long as you don’t mind about the things you learn being completely batshit, knee-slapping, howling at the moon insane.

But we digress… Wildly…

As we said, Abu Brainfart decided to release those 256 subhuman, murdering scum in order to appease the Nazis. Worked so well in the past, didn’t it? Finally, those poor oppressed pallies would escape the deprivations, starvation and wall-to-wall torture of the notorious Zionist Death Camps, right?

Nazzo fast, Moishe:

( One of the 256 terrorists slated for release Friday as part of Prime Minister Ehud Olmert’s “good will” gesture to the Palestinian Authority has said “Thanks, but no thanks” to the offer.

The prisoner chose to remain in an Israeli prison, according to Pardons Department director Emmy Palmor, because he prefers to continue receiving free medication for arthritis.

That must be some truly horrible Zionist dungeons, we tell you.

Don’t expect this to get too much play among the MSMidiots. Wouldn’t quite fit the narrative, don’t you know?

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(This was started out by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR, but he got sufficiently disgusted that he just couldn’t stomach anymore about halfway through so, being ever gracious, he generously allowed yours truly to massacre the latter half of an otherwise excellent post. Just in case you’re wondering about the sudden, precipitous drop in quality as you near the end of it — Emp. Misha)

After all it is brown people, but I thought us conservative death beasts were the ones that don’t care about them.

Obama: Don’t Stay In Iraq Over Genocide

The left wing’s Gentleman’s Quarterly Candidate Barack-Osama-Obama, displays Kerryesque acumen at the two-step, and softens his ‘Run Away Now’ rhetoric, by allowing that the grisly murder of a few hundred-thousand Iraqis in a coalition cut-and-run isn’t all that bad.

Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama said Thursday the United States cannot use its military to solve humanitarian problems and that preventing a potential genocide in Iraq isn’t a good enough reason to keep U.S. forces there. [Emph Mine]

Right military, wrong war Barack. It’s was Billy Blow-Job that made the U.S. military purveyors of humanitarian aid, alongside the Smurf Army in Kosovo. Potential Genocide? Even the densest of your liberal colleagues recognizes that left in the vacuum of a hasty US withdrawal, Iraq would witness a genocide of biblical proportions. That’s why thus far they haven’t found to testicular fortitude to actually defund our troops. How very nice of you to build a campaign platform, by betting on the lives of a few million people.

“Well, look, if that’s the criteria by which we are making decisions on the deployment of U.S. forces, then by that argument you would have 300,000 troops in the Congo right now — where millions have been slaughtered as a consequence of ethnic strife — which we haven’t done,” Obama said in an interview with The Associated Press.

Well that’s a good question Barack. Let’s see, that particular shit-hole is being monitored and policed by…hmmm right on the tip of my tongue..oh MONUC. The blue-helmeted baby rapers.

“We would be deploying unilaterally and occupying the Sudan, which we haven’t done. Those of us who care about Darfur don’t think it would be a good idea,” he said.

Ahh Darfur, the other ongoing genocide on the dark continent, also being monitored by the UN and proceeding just swimmingly. So you’ve mentioned the Congo, Sudan and Darfur. Each situation is horrid and the United Numbskulls have managed to do fuck-all, but exacerbate the situation both militarily and politically. There isn’t a country in the world that can’t see the lunacy of major military intervention into any of those conflicts.

Give us more, O Emperor! »

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In the surge that, according to the MSMidiots and their masters, Reid-Pelosi, isn’t working:

Coalition Forces conducted an operation south of Baqubah targeting a weapons dealer linked to the foreign terrorist network in Samarra. When they reached the target location, they called out to the occupants of the building and were immediately engaged with small arms fire that escalated to include heavy machine gun fire.

During the engagement, armed terrorists gathered on the roof of one building and brought several women and children to their fighting positions as human shields.

Oh, that wonderful “Religion of Peace.” You just can’t seem to find any of the “brave” mujs without also finding a bunch of women and children that Allah’s Assholes are hiding behind.

Coalition Forces took extensive precautions to preserve the safety of the women and children. When the terrorists finally released the civilians, Coalition Forces escorted them to a safe area away from the fighting.

And then the real fun began:

Ground forces continued to take heavy fire. Reacting appropriately in self-defense against the enemy force, Coalition Forces called in close air support to eliminate the hostile threat. The air strike is believed to have killed at least six armed men at the target location, but Coalition Forces continued to take enemy fire as they left the area.

That’s another six terrorists that our military has uncreated through superior firepower.

But don’t take our word for it. According to the libtards, shredding the apes for allah to tiny little rotting bits is exactly what they want us to do, so we’re really doing them a favor by killing them.

Good. Let’s be truly kind and kill one heck of a lot more, then.

With any luck, we can kill all of the Dem Cong’s friends before they manage to hand Iraq over to them.

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…about true heroes and their humble and unassuming nature.

I can’t really say more than that without ruining the “punchline”, so just go read it.

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It seems that it’s Rudy’s turn now. Some anal dipshit name of Greg Sargent has found the goods on “America’s Mayor”, the torpedo amidships that will surely sink the ship of his campaign in one glorious, infernal explosion (via LC & IB Ace):

Being a New Yorker, I’d remembered that during a cop union rally in 1992, Rudy had come unhinged and screamed, “Bulls#$t!”

More correctly: “Being an obsessive-compulsive retard with no life whatsoever, I’d remembered that some public figure said ‘Bullshit’ 15 years ago.”

For some time now I’ve been meaning to track video of this moment down.

Absolutely no life whatsoever. But it gives us great pleasure to think about you, pinhead that you are, frantically searching high and low for CONCLUSIVE PROOF!!!!!1!ONE!!! that somebody once said, in public mind you, something that bloody kindergarteners are used to hearing.

And finally, after G-d knows how many sleepless nights, FINALLY you hit paydirt. You must be so proud.

I thought it might tell us something about the reliability and temperament of this man who is asking us to make him our next Commander in Chief — especially now that he’s trying to win the support of GOP “values voters.”

We hate to burst your bubble (the Hell we do, we positively love it), but as a card-carrying, bona fide, Christofascist godbag jackboot, we’re a whole lot more concerned about Rudy supporting the murder of unborn children. “Bullshit”, on the other hand? Well, that’s just a lot of bullshit, if you ask us.

Wouldn’t you know it, but video of that moment has suddenly surfaced, as if by magic! Enjoy

[Insert video clip of Rudy saying “bullshit” here]

Wow! It’s true! Rudy actually did say “bullshit.” Who knew? We’re shocked, SHOCKED, we tell you! And saddened. Saddened to the very core of our “values voter” being at witnessing such fucking vile bullshit cocksucking pro-fucking-fanity from a motherfucking candidate for fucking office.

Will nobody rid us of those puritanical, stuck-up, tee-totalling, holier-than-thou liberals?

Now sod off, Greg. We’re sure there’s a video out there of Fred! saying “damn” in public that you desperately need to find so that you may breathlessly publish the Woodwardian Once-in-a-Lifetime Honest to G-d SCOOP on your piffling little s(h)ite.


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