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(With profound apologies to The Knack)

The Teddy Bear Saga continues (link via LC & IB Bill Quick). The English teacher brought up on charges in the medieval cesspool of pisslamic barbarism known as the Sudan for naming, at a student’s request, a teddy bear “Mohammed” has been sentenced to 15 days in prison:

THE British teacher held for naming a teddy bear Mohammed has been found guilty of insulting religion and has been sentenced to 15 days in prison, her lawyer said.

She will also face deportation.

Considering the pisslamic open sewer that she’s being deported from, that last bit can hardly be called “punishment.”

Looking tired and distressed, Gillian Gibbons, 54, earlier appeared in a Khartoum courtroom for the start of her trial charged with insulting religion and inciting hatred.

Naming a teddy bear after one of her students, at his request, equates “insulting religion” and “inciting hatred.” Got it. Of course, this is under the same kind of “justice” that equates being gang-raped with infidelity and sentences the rape victim to 200 lashes, so we shouldn’t be surprised, nor are we. Such are the ways of the “Religion of Peace.”

She entered amid chaotic scenes, with an offender being whipped outside as part of his punishment and riot police surrounding the area.

Media and school colleagues were banned from the court and police tried to stop Mrs Gibbons’ own lawyer entering.

Why don’t we write “Got Due Process?” on the first ICBM launched in the general direction of those pisslamic subhumans?

In a statement read to court, the mother of two, from Aigburth, Liverpool, defended herself by explaining her seven-year-old pupils picked the name.

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And the MSM, wholly owned subsidiary of the DNC, continue their planting campaign during the debates. Strangely, almost all of CNN’s “undecided, concerned voters asking critical questions” seem to be avowed Democrat activists.

Something that can be found out by anybody with two minutes and knowledge of that mysterious device called “Google”, but is apparently too hideously arcane and complex for the impeccably credentialed journaljizzmers and their nine thousand, six hundred and umpty-nine layers of editors and researchers.

It must be CNN’s concern over glowbullshit wormening, because with all of those plants they’re making, they have made enough offsets to run a coal-fired megaplant for about nineteen centuries already.

Bias? What bias?

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The free ice cream machine is a bit clogged up at the moment, at least as far as this operator is concerned. One reason is that I’m busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest, but that’s fine, and the other is that my beloved Mother-in-law just got admitted to ICU with massive pulmonary edema, which is definitely not fine. It’s horrible, and it has left all of us more than a bit out of sorts.

So if you have a spare prayer or good thought, please, please, PLEASE consider sending it up. LC Jackboot (whom I immediately called when I got the news yesterday) already got the Prayer Team™ running even though I called him in the middle of a radio show (I love ya, man), and I’m happy to report that it seems her situation has stabilized somewhat. Blood pressure is somewhat under control and her SATs look good too.

Prayers work.

In other news, so as to not leave you completely without reading, here’s a link to the Imperial Minister of Truth, Bill Whittle’s latest. As always, it’s a great read, but what infuriates me about it is that he manages to do something that has eluded me for decades, which is to sum up, IN ONE BLOODY SENTENCE, why socialism will never work and why its idea of “social justice” through “equality of outcome” is an inherently oppressive, fascist, tyrannical idea:

The slow runners cannot do better than their best. The only way to achieve equality of result – the world of “justice” that so many leftists long for – is to pull down everyone to the level of the slowest runner.

There. With ONE sentence he tells you all you need to know about why socialism belongs on the same trash heap that its sister ideology national socialism currently rots on, something that I’ve been trying to tell people for YEARS, using thousands upon thousands of words and column inches.

It’s a good thing I love him so much, or I would have to kill him.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Some very, VERY good news! The Empress called to check on the Sainted MIL, asking how she was doing, and the nurse there told her “she’s fine. Sitting right here, reading a book.” “Now’s not the time to joke around”, the incredulous Empress replied, seeing as how she’d been told by the attending last night that she’d be on the vent for at least a few days. “I’m not joking. She’s off the vent and sitting here reading a book”, the nurse replied.

G-d be praised! Last night, we didn’t know if she was going to make it at all and now, many many prayers later, she’s off the vent and doing better already! Thank you so much all of you, and G-d Bless you all! And thank you, G-d Almighty, for your mercy and love. Compared to how things were yesterday night, it’s nothing short of a bona fide miracle and yes, they do happen. Thanks to you, L-rd.

[Indeed they do, questions anyone?-JB]

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Filed under the “Headlines That Write Themselves” category…

LC & Imperial Back-slidden Jooish Cuisinartiste™, Darth Bacon, mined and sent us this little gem from The City of Brotherly Hoodlumery™.

Feel free to write your own headlines.

F.E.T.E.

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…4.5% growth in GDP is a “recession.”

At least according to the MSMidiots, inasmuch as they’re willing to even talk about the second-highest quarterly growth since Q2 of 2000.

Mustn’t disturb the narrative, don’t you know? We’re in THE WORST ECONOMY SINCE HOOVER!!!!1!!!1ONE!!!!

This, of course, coming hard on the heels of a record-breaking sales record for Black Friday which, unsurprisingly, also went almost unmentioned.

With all of the concerted effort that the “unbiased” media has put into downplaying the economy and convincing everybody that we’re about five minutes away from long lines at the soup kitchen over the last seven years, one can only wonder how well the economy might have been doing if it hadn’t been for the Journaljizzmers putting political preference over the welfare of American citizens.

Oh, and “Women, Minorities Hardest Hit.”

Had to put that in there, since the media clowns managed to forget for once.

Thatisall.

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…which will be bad news for the “alternative” crowd in Mass-o-Two-Shits, who’ll have to go elsewhere for their instant gratification now.

The clowns who keep electing Fat Ted and John Fuckface just might be stupid enough to let them get away with it too. At any rate, it shows how Nanny Statism continues to march onwards.

Lawmakers on Beacon Hill are set to consider a proposed ban on spanking children in the commonwealth.

NewsCenter 5’s Shiba Russell reported that the issue is set for debate at a Statehouse hearing Wednesday morning.

The Boston Herald reported that State Rep. Jay Kaufman filed the spanking ban petition at the request of an Arlington, Mass., nurse who wants Massachusetts to become the first state in the country to stop corporal punishment.

If this proposal does become law and parents are caught hitting their children who are under the age of 18, they could be charged with abuse or neglect.

Leading, of course, to even more unruly, snotty brats who, having never encountered limits or consequences prior to their 18th birthday, will be prime candidates for celebrating their 19th in jail. If they’re lucky.

But don’t argue with the Almighty State. They’re not your children and, besides, you have no clue what’s best for them. Leave that to overpaid, barren spinsters with a theoretical education in child rearing.

Then, when your undisciplined runts enter real life and are smacked in the face with real consequences, they can always blame you for not doing a good enough job.

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Yes it’s Tuesday and that means the obligatory reminder, and if I hear any groaning the Imperial Storm Troopers, that have been out of sorts lately could easily receive a Search and Destroy mission order.

Therefore, the standard reminder is in effect:

Tuesday is Rottie Radio Night on Your First Choice On the ‘Net!!!

LC Jackboot, Imperial Correspondent and Ambassador to the Outer Blue Rim and Ranter Extraordinaire™ slicing, dicing and stomping the left on Tuesday Truth 7-9:30 CT and yes I might consider taking music requests. That doesn’t mean I’ll play them however.

We haven’t received firm confirmation yet from his Vindictive Invectiveness, so we’ll proceed to announce (at risk to my own rather outdated worthless hide) that I’ll be followed by his Imperial Despotic Benevolence, Misha I with Keep The Home Fires Burning 9:30-12:00 am CT. He’ll take requests too, but be careful what you wish for it may be 30 or 40 years too late.

Reach us on the RadioCIA request line ciarequest AT gmail DOT com or via Yahoo Instant Messenger (tuesdaytruth) for JB / (emperor_misha) Teh Imperator™ obviously.

We do get rather busy on the console, so your patience is appreciated and please, no IM “Buzz” that’s reserved for technical emergencies.


Please note to all listeners: We have been experiencing issues with the Winamp media player that occurs during our handoffs from one studio to another. Listeners, immediately following transfer of the broadcast may hear either James Earl Jones on barbituates or Alvin and the Chimpmunks on crack, issuing forth from your headphones or speakers. Not to worry, if that happens, just reset your player using the “Play Bookmark” function or alternatively you can also just bypass using Winamp altogether and stick with Windows Media Player. It is NOT necessary to reboot your ‘puter to correct. Sorry folks it isn’t something that is under our control to correct, so don’t waste your time telling us about it, M’Kay?

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Where “youths of mysteriously indeterminable extraction” have fun burning Paris to cinders, so fire up the Car-B-Qs and get ready to roast some marshmallows:

VILLIERS-LE-BEL, France (AP) — Rampaging youths rioted for a second night in Paris’ suburbs, firing at officers and ramming burning cars into buildings. At least 80 officers were injured, a senior police union official said Tuesday.

In fairness to Associated (With Terrorists) Press, they don’t seem to have trouble mentioning the religion that we dare not mention in connection with violence, riots and general ass-hattedness:

Youths, many of them Arab and black children of immigrants, again appeared to be lashing out at police and other targets seen to represent a French establishment they feel has left them behind.

OK, so they don’t mention The Religion That Must Not Be Named Unless Immediately Followed By The Words “Of Peace”™, but unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last fourteen-hundred years (or are a liberal multi-culti type, endlessly tolerant towards any sort of religion except for Christianity), it’s pretty obvious that we aren’t talking about Presbyterians here.

And what a marvelously brilliant behavior by the cluefucked camel-bothering cretins who feel that “the establishment has left them behind.” We’re sure that the establishment will be ever so much more benevolent in their attitude towards you now that you’ve tried to murder 80 of its members. Much like your paleosimian ideological brethren, that whole concept of “Cause and Effect” seems to elude you at every turn, doesn’t it?

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Remember this asshole?

U.S. Rep. Bob Filner, D-San Diego, has entered a plea days before he was set for trial on assault and battery charges over allegations he pushed a United Airlines baggage employee at Dulles International Airport. As part of the deal he will write a letter of apology to the baggage worker.

Will he also have to write on the blackboard 100 times “Battery is a crime m’kay?”

Kunkel alleged in a criminal complaint that Filner barged past other customers, screamed at employees and repeatedly pushed her. He yelled “You can’t stop me,” according to her complaint.

“How dare you make me wait like a commoner! Don’t you know who I am!?” I may not know who, but I definitely know what. And the last time I saw one talking it was on a South Park Christmas episode.

“At the time, it wouldn’t have occurred to me that entering an airport office under these circumstances would be considered trespassing. But I understand now that, since I was told to stay out, it can be considered trespass. That’s why I’m entering what I understand is called an Alford plea: I did, in fact, go back there,” Filner said.

This rocket scientist WRITES and VOTES on the laws that we plebes are expected to live by folks. Heaven help us all.

“I want to make clear that I did not strike, push, or shove anyone,” he said. “It’s very important to me that the record be clear on this point. Nor did I seek any sort of special treatment because I was a congressman.”

No, I demanded special treatment because I’m better than these rubes.

Asshole.

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I’ve been fighting a nasty bug all weekend so I did not do any research on this weeks intended Unsung Glory and I was tempted to skip it for this week. But seeing as I’ve been told that there are people who actually look forward to this feature I decided against it.

Instead I will relate a story I read many years ago about heroism which can come in some unsuspecting packages. I am writing from pure memory here so I do not have names, dates or places, for which I apologize. If any of the fine LC’s are familiar with the story and can fill in the blanks please do so.

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