LCs SDN and Salgak send us this, a Lefty Moonbat’s wet dream about a world in which the Loonies rule and the Reichwingers are all washed away by The Upcoming Glowbull Catastrophic Wormening™ and, in so doing, puts on display the compassion and unselfishness for which the Loony Left has become so well-deservedly famous:
Global Warming Will Save America from the Right…Eventually
by Dave Lindorff
Sat., 12/22/2007 - 19:21—Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level.
Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.
Ahhh… The memories. Memories of Michael Moore-on the Mysteriously Mobile Manatee of Michigan lamenting in the immediate aftermath of 9/11, not that 3,000 innocent Americans had been murdered, but that the terrorists had murdered so many blue staters. We were beginning to wonder how long it would take before the Loony Left once again lost themselves in masturbatory fantasies about “ethnically cleansing” America of their political opponents.
It’s not like it’s a new thing with socialists to wish for the wholesale slaughter of people disagreeing with them. As a matter of fact, one might say that it’s their whole modus operandi, their S.O.P. and indeed whole raison d’etre: Getting rid of those pesky non-socialists and all of the problems they create by insisting on using logic. Wiping them off the face of the Earth for The Greater Good™. All socialists have embraced it from Lenin over Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Castro, Pol Pot, you name them.
I guess that when you don’t have a rational argument, a bullet in the face will have to do.