As the wet-dream of surrendering the WoT fades into the sunset and election silliness at full throttle, the DemonCraps begin to sing us a distracting lullaby. They put all their eggs in one basket, an ignominious cut and run from the sandbox to cheering traitors inside the beltway with ticker-tape parades for Reid, Lugosi, et al, that finally brought the Bush administration to it’s knees. Enter Stage Left, General David Petraeus and after a few weeks of marginally positive news from the sandbox, even the most skeptical lefty editor had to concede, we’re winning.

What to do if you’re a fully-vested member of the Cut and Run Party to keep from getting bit on the ass come November?

Funny you should ask, because just in time, the Deadstream Media™, decides we are no longer interested in maniacal, murderous religious fanatics, with world domination as a stated goal. We’ve decided that money is the real defining issue of the election, along with domestic issues that just so happen to coincide with the Dhimmicrats platform of Socialist Utopia, World Peace, Prosperity, Social Justice, Free Health Care for all and a complete ban on the heartbreak of psoriasis.

Pocketbook worries outweigh voters’ concerns over war in Iraq

Voters began to worry more about their pocketbooks over the last month — even more than about the war in Iraq.

Over the last month, huh? No coinky-dink with the irrevocable fact that we’re winning in Iraq right? nahhhhh……Grab a beverage and a snack, this one is going to take some time to work through pups.

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…asks alert reader LC spiffus, and His Imperial Majesty can only agree. The only thing to “consider” in this case is how to best prolong the agony of the swine perpetrators as they’re excruciatingly slowly tortured, maimed and mutilated to death.

Anderson and McEnroe, both 29, were each charged with six counts of aggravated first-degree murder. Authorities say they have confessed. Conviction on aggravated first-degree murder in Washington is punishable only by death or life in prison without possibility of parole, and Satterberg said he would give “serious consideration” to the death penalty.

“Serious consideration”, you say?

Well, why don’t we go through what those two beasts did?

Anderson was upset that her parents were insisting that she pay rent for the trailer she was living in on their property, and teed off as well that they had dared to not take her side in a dispute with her brother over some money that she had allegedly let him borrow. So what to do?

Court documents said McEnroe, a store clerk, and Anderson, who is unemployed, told detectives they armed themselves on Christmas Eve and went to her parents’ home near Carnation, about 25 miles east of Seattle. There, they confronted Anderson’s parents, Wayne Anderson, 60, and Judy Anderson, 61, in their living room.

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Satterberg said Michele Anderson fired once at her father’s head but missed. McEnroe stepped in, leveled his gun and fatally shot Wayne Anderson in the head, documents said.

Judy Anderson heard the shots and ran from the back room where she had been wrapping gifts. She was shot by McEnroe, who apologized to her before shooting her again, this time in the head, the court documents said.

Oh, but they weren’t done yet, not at all. Executing her own parents wasn’t enough for the trailer trash bitch and her demented boyfriend:

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