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Well, to paraphrase an old stand-up comic…last night I watched a Michael Vick public burial and a football game broke out.

Dallas 16, Pew-stun 14, Mike Carey’s Blind-Assed Excuse for an Officiating Crew 14
Jacksonville 21, Green Bay 13
New England 24, Carolina 7
Pittsburgh 27 Philadelphia 13
Atlanta 24, Cincinnati 19

Was that a football game last night or a public wringing-of-the-hands-in-angst over the Widdle Mikey Vick imbroligio?  I mean, you couldn’t go five minutes without Tirico, Jaworski & Kornheiser bringing it up.  What, was PeTA writing the fookin’ script or something?

Anyway, Joey Harrington didn’t look all that bad in leading the Falcons to a win at home, throwing two touchdown passes in about a half’s worth of work.  Carson Palmer had a couple of touchdown passes for the Bengals - the first ones of their preseason.  It didn’t help that they had 14 players out with injuries.

Who says you need reps in practice?  Not Pats quarterback Tom Brady:

Two days after Brady missed practice to fly to Los Angeles where his ex-girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan, gave birth to their son, Brady returned to the Patriots and was nearly flawless in New England’s 24-7 exhibition win over the Carolina Panthers on Friday.

Ah, but just wait until he gets hit with the child support papers. 

There’s just no pleasing some people.

Ben Rothelisberger throws for damn-near 250 yards, leads the Steelers on three scoring drives (okay, so two of ‘em were FGs - whatever), and he’s pissed about it:

“No, I’m not real happy,” he said. “We missed a couple of things, some things could have been better, but I told some of those guys I’ll get better and I’ll be sure to hit them.”

Sheesh.

OTOH, how long before the Philthy fans (did I really say that?    ) start clamoring for Kevin Kolb to replace Donna McFlabb as the starter?  The World’s Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™ was only 5-of-11 for 60 yards, while Kolb went 26-of-37 for 242.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:  Eleven-on-eighteen is not a fair fight.

Dallas goes three-and-out on its first possession, then punts to little pipsqueak Jackoff Jacoby Jones, who promptly runs 91 yards the other way for the first Tex-anne touchdown.

Except that Pewstun committed a clip of the left-side gunner on the play.

Except that it wasn’t called.  Fucking excuse-for-a-side judge looked right at it  - and didn’t call it.  Pretty much de rigueur  for the ‘Boys the rest of the night:  Get mugged by Pewstun - no call.  Breathe on a Tex-anne - 10 yard penalty.

Romo didn’t have a great game, though he did throw TDs each to Widdle Terri Owens and Jason Witten.  The offensive line was just that - offensive; the running game was non-existant.  And Martin Grammitica has kicked himself out of a job for the second straight year, missing the PAT on the Owens TD (he’ll get cut this week or next with an injury settlement - you heard it here first).

Terrence Newman showed why he’s the Dallas defensive MVP.  He missed the game with plantar facsitis (sp?) in his heel, forcing the other cornerbacks to move up a spot.  Whereupon backup Jacques Reeves got beat for a 20-yard rainbow for a touchdown by the aforementioned Jackoff Jones.

(Incidentally, speaking of Jones, he should be damned glad I wasn’t trailing him on that punt return when he did a somersault over the goal line.  My elbows are pretty damned sharp, plus I wouldn’t have had much trouble leading with the crown of my helmet on the late hit.    )

Next PFW is in two days.  And this time, it counts for real (at least, on the HS and NCAA sides).  Start gearing up now, LCs & Denizens.

23 Responses to “PFW:  I came to watch a game, not bury Vick…”
  1. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    It’s preseason, they don’t count.

    Officials have been using guide dogs for years.

    I’m waiting for the real season to begin.

    First, maybe.

  2. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    I know, PR.  I just hate losing in general, and to Pewstun in particular. 

  3. Vergeltung Comment by Vergeltung

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    Vick got what was coming to him. Plain and simple. A fitting end to his wanna-be career, you ask me. :em72:

  4. LC John Wardle Comment by LC John Wardle

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    I was pleasantly surprised by Harrington. MAYBE, he can make a go of this opportunity.

  5. tvfoh Comment by tvfoh

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    Hey Vergeltung,

    what Vick should have got is a Lifetime Ban! :em96:

    if he ever touches a football again :em08: ill just watch the collage boys on sat :em98:
    TVFOH

  6. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Hey! What’s so damned wrong with Houston? We have a decent QB and receivers now, don’t get all bitter. As you said, it’s preseason, and it won’t count. Unless some of y’all are worried Tony Homo could fumble the ball again.

    Just kidding.

    Well, I for one did not shed a tear over Dog Fight Mike or his NAACP (National Association of Always Complaining People) lackeys. Keith Olberman went into some shpeel Sunday Night about forgiving Vick for animal cruelty and illegal gaming, etc…. Keith Olberman needs to cease talking about a damned thing, period. He sucks as a so-called objective journalist, his sportscasting was not that good since he’s still in liberal mouthpiece mode, and by what I hear he’s an arsehole of weapons grade material.

    Although, Thank The Lord that Football Season is almost back! I prefer College Football, but I take what I can, being from Pew-ston….

  7. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Is there a way we can round up hoods like Terrell Ownes, Dog Fight Mike, Ricky Pothead Williams, and other useless and negative football types and dump em on a desert island, with rabid pitbulls? Send the liberals over there too….and no way to return.

    Also, when did Jamie Foxx become an expert on the NFL and Michael Vick’s legal matters? Foxx played a pompous shit QB in Any Given Sunday, wow, are we supposed to be ooed and awed? Foxx complains about growing up in the mean streets. He grew up in Fort fucking Worth or Dall-ass, aside from Oak Cliff, where did he get his ass kicked at? Was he called a punk for living in a condo versus a mansion? Grow up, Jamie. And his best excuse was how ‘Dogfightin’ is part of our culture….’ Our? Our. I bet Martin Luther the King is rolling in his grave over this BS. Foxx, shut up, you’re a stupid actor, shut the f up and just do second rate action films or crappy remakes.

    Who appointed him and the NAACP Lawyers as spokespersons for certain ethnic groups? No one.

  8. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Spat,

    …start clamoring for Kevin Kolb to replace Donna McFlabb as the starter? The World’s Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™ was only 5-of-11 for 60 yards, while Kolb went 26-of-37 for 242.

    Please, the season hasn’t even started yet. Don’t start making predictions like that until the middle of the season, at least. With that said, I will admit that my fellow Philadelphia sports fans can be a very fickle lot. But who can blame us? I mean, how many championships have our home teams brought home?

    Baseball - 6 (including five for the Athletics before they moved to Kansas City in 1954.).

    Basketball - 3 (including 1 for the present-day Golden State Warriors before they moved to San Francisco in 1962.).

    Football - 3 and 2 Super Bowl Appearances.

    Hockey - 2.

    That comes to a total of what? 14 Championships???? Hey, the Yankees alone have more than that!!!

    So, if we do turn on McNabb, it’ll be because we’re sick of seeing losers and also rans in this city, seeing folks who act as though they are only coming here for a paycheck and won’t go out there and give it their 120%. Something that presently can’t be said for McNabb, since he seems to be willing to go that extra mile for us, even when hurting. But, if it looks like he isn’t leading the team in the right direction, he’ll eventually be getting the Mike Schmdit treatment from the fans. What is the Mike Schmdit treatment, you ask? It’s when the fan boos you to death, even if you’re doing well, because we think that you’re acting as if you’re Mr. Kool!!! And in this blue color city, that is a no no!!!!

    Now, with that said, I myself will give Donny boy the benefit of the doubt and I don’t intend to be calling for the ROOKIE Kolb, unless Donny can not get the job done. And even then, I’m going to be holding my breath as I realize that the team’s future could be killed if one of those front linemen don’t have enough sense to protect him from blitzes like those that the Steelers were throwing all Sunday night.

    Now, as for Saturday, I hope Joe Pa’s latest bunch destroy Florida International. Florida International??? How in the world did they get on my alma mater’s schedule???? That is just too embarrassing for words!!!!

  9. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Florida International? That’s a college I’ve never heard of. Don’t feel bad, pal, my alma mater might as well have scrapped football, until a few years back when we got a great coach. Recruiting is now paying off…..Go Coogs!

  10. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Spats:

    AFC = Democrats.
    NFC - Republicans.

    Anytime the AFC and thre NFC meet, the AFC whines like little girls at every excuse.. Just like . . . who?

    ======================

    Just like I said on your site - If Vick is available at the start of the 2009 season, some team and set of fans will whore themselves out..

    If, perchance, he beomes available in . say . October, 2008, he will finish the season. Ho’s.

    Vick will be back. He has talent, and Coaches is ho’s. Teams is Ho’s. Fans is Ho’s.

    Pluck ‘em all.

  11. HoundOfDoom Comment by HoundOfDoom

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    Is there a way we can round up hoods like Terrell Ownes, Dog Fight Mike, Ricky Pothead Williams, and other useless and negative football types…

    Oakland has been attempting to do that for some time.

    And, yeah, enough public flagellation about Vick. Unless you were in on it, you’ve got nothing to atone for, and if you are in on that shit, do us all a favor and eat a bullet, will ya?

    Now let’s play some football!

  12. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    It’s interesting that every black quarterback drafted by the NFL are touted as the next big thing.

    Vick wasn’t a very accurate passer, neither was McNabb.

    Neither could hold a candle to Warren Moon, yet the announcers and pundits always put down Moon.

    Vick broke the rules concerning gambling, that’s at least one year after his prison sentence is up, that is, if the NFL follows precedent.

    I’ll forgive Vick when a pit bull finishes eating his family jewels.

    Mr Olberman has been ready for the loony bin for years, count all his burnt bridges.

    College football starts Saturday, Mt Union vs Averett.

    Hey, it’s D3, it’s all I got.

  13. Unregistered Comment by crazylegs

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    The world would have been better if freakin’ Vick had been white. That way the liberals wouldn’t have a race card to throw out, and the conservatives could talk about putting a bullet in his head, and that would be that.

    But no, now we have this funny conundrum. Liberal mouthpieces kicking thier Peta puppets in the nuts just to score some race card points on the conservatives, who demand (As fuckin’ usual)justice.

    If only those stupid PETA kids would open thier damned eyes and recognize the liberals’ act of grand betrayal for what is, and jump ship. But they won’t. They’re too afraid of appearing ‘racist’ and ’strengthening the opposition’ to call the NAACP and the liberal establishment on thier sudden about-face. They’ve been used, abused, and tossed out, just like mama Sheehan and all the rest of the liberals who actually believed in the crazy things they said.

    And so the BUSHHITLER baby-killing gun-shooting pissed-off racist redneck society winds up being the ones who actually give a damn enough just how f@ckin’ cruel dogfights are to say that something should be done.

    I hate liberal politics with a passion, but somehow we’re getting better at then they are. I actually give a damn about animal cruelty, irregardless of the color of the perp. I care about womens rights, and don’t want to see any middle eastern women stoned for showing too much eyeball. I used to work at a homeless shelter, so I’ve got the poor people end wrapped up too. The environment? You can’t hunt if there aren’t any forests or critters. Not unless your hunting pigeons in central park that is.

    Are these assclowns good for anything? Do they actually believe in any of the shit they say? Will they not stand up for at least one ideal, even if its just one of their usual crazy ones?

  14. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Man all I can ad is that the annoited one BRADY played really good saturday nite, 5 bucks says he starts by game 4

    sorry all youse guys from texas but fuck the cowgirls and the oilers, sorry I mean the TEXANS.

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    Tuesday night = bowling night(sorry I mean drinking night) so if my spelling is FUBAR It is the coors talking

  16. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    To quote Homer Simpson ” alcohol the cause of and solution to, all of life’s problems”

  17. Skul Comment by Skul

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    I work with a bunch of NFL die-hards. They got sick of hearing the vick-shit and turned the tube off. Over blown BS from the networks. Nobody gives a crap about vick. Feed the bastage to the dogs.

  18. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    The Vick crap did get old fast. At least the bungles were only half-bungles this time. And some outright HORRIBLE officiating plagued that game too. Like the pass interferance call on a blatantly uncatchable ball, or the TD on the next play when the guy was obviously down long before he managed to crawl across the line. Can’t think of any more off the top of my head, but that’s at least 4 points there, maybe 7, which might have turned out to be enough…

    Oh well, as they say it’s only preaseason. I’d rather the bungles got their bungling out now than later. Getting 7 people back helps but we need the other 14…

    On to other business… since last weeks thread is pretty dead… LC John Wardle suggested a rottie fantasy football league and I’ve started one up on ESPN… if we can get enough people to play. Anybody else interested besides me and him?

    If you want in, do the following:
    1) Visit my website (click on my name)
    2) At the top of the page, find the “Contact” link.
    3) Select “Request Syndication” as the email type.
    4) Send me an email through that page, including your rottie nickname and a contact email address, and I’ll add you to the league and have it send you an invite to finish setup.

    Right now all the settings are preliminary so after you join if you don’t like something speak up and we can discuss it.

  19. Viscount Ian S. Comment by Viscount Ian S.

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    Now you’ve done it. Everyone knows criticism of McNugget is RAY-CIST. Sportswriters still refer to the Cautionary Tale of Rush Limbaugh that way today.

  20. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    BauerPower,

    Florida International? That’s a college I’ve never heard of. Don’t feel bad, pal, my alma mater might as well have scrapped football, until a few years back when we got a great coach. Recruiting is now paying off…..Go Coogs!

    Well, I decided to find out what FIU is. According to Wikipedia its a …Public Research Univeristy??? WTF? What in the bleeping name of Jesus S. Christ is a Public Research University? And what is it doing having a football team????

  21. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    I hit the mute button on all the games I caught part of (I have NFL Network, and get them delayed)after about 5 minutes because of the Vick thing. Then the ‘Skins/Ravens game gets called on weather. WEATHER! This ain’t freaking golf! Pre-season, *spit*…

    Waiting patiently for the real thing and enjoying Hard Knocks, even though I’m not a Chef’s fan. Even an FIU game would have been better than the games I saw…

  22. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Then the ‘Skins/Ravens game gets called on weather. WEATHER! This ain’t freaking golf! Pre-season, *spit*…

    It’s them pussies from Balmer.

  23. Unregistered Comment by CKO1986

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    It may be just preseason, but anytime you can beat the other guys 24-7 it’s a definite ego booster. :em93: I’m seeing a trip to Glendale in early February ‘08 in the Pats’ future… :em69: