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As we launch the first this-one-counts Perfect Football Weekend™ of the year, the Department of Ew, Just Ew™ alerts us to a charter member of the next generation of the Washington Redskins most well-known group of fans, the Hog-ettes.

A student at Sunset High School arrived for a second time Wednesday morning trying to register for class.

But it’s what 17-year-old Luis Valderamma wears that has created issues with administrators.

He’s a cross dresser, attired Wednesday in capri pants and heels.

“This is how I feel comfortable. This is me,” Valderamma said.

The student was sent home on Monday, but on Wednesday, school officials did allow him to register and attend class.

The DISD would not elaborate on any further agreements about his wardrobe.

“I’m not a distraction. There’s nothing in the rules that says I can’t wear girl clothes,” he said. “I see girls up here with saggy jeans. They come dressed up like boys. That’s going to be a distraction, too.”

Valderamma says he’s willing to compromise somewhat and wear capris instead of skirts.

But he says his choices are limited, as he has already bought his entire girl wardrobe for the school year.

I would pay Honest-To-Cthulu Real Money™ if this wussbag would go out for the Sunset football team. 

Awright, let’s get to it.  Tonight, the Dallas Cowboys play their last preseason game up in NoBridgeVille Minnesota as they visit the Vikings.  Widdle Terri Owens has already said that the stars are scheduled for “zero snaps” (his words).  Look for a ViQueens win, as the Cowboys get a heavy dose of former OU back Adrian Peterson.  (And, as this game is  preseason, it won’t count in the final PFW tally.)

Also tonight, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls play the role of sacrificial opening-night lamb vs. the 16th-ranked Rutgers Scarlet Knights.  A Vegas gaming site, to which I will hereinafter refer as “Vegas”, has the Scarlet Knights at -32½, so as long as the Bulls can keep from getting beat by 47, it’s a win.

In addition, the Bo Pelini-run defense of the #2-ranked LSU Tigers pays a visit to Starkville, MS to feast on Sylvester Croom’s Mississippi State Bulldogs.  ESPN thinks Croom could be fighting to save his job, and LSU’s going to be of no help whatsoever.  The line is LSU -18½, and I don’t think it’s going to be that  close.

Friday night, the “hah skrewlers” (a takeoff of a little Rush lingo, there) get back in action - and if it’s the first game of the season, it must be the Azle Hornets for my (Fort Worth, for you LCs) Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets.  Heights got in the playoffs last year with a losing record (a fact which I chronicled here), and they’re not much better this year, so the playoffs are a remote shot - as will be successful PFWs. 

Speaking of sacrificial lambs, the University of North Texas Eagles, under the direction of former Texas high-school coaching phenom Todd Dodge, goes to Norman Saturday evening at 7:00 to get their heads ripped off by #8 Oklahoma.

The line is OU by 40½.  Welcome to the NCAA, Todd. 

Finally, the 22nd-ranked Texas Christian University Horned Frogs will host the Baylor Bears and former TCU lineman (now Bear coach) Guy Morriss at 5 pm Saturday (this is where His Rudeness™ will be screaming his head off for the three hours following).  The story is that all spring & summer, Morriss has talked about nothing else but this game, been preparing for nothing else but  this game.

Trouble is, he did that last year too - and TCU pulled the upset in Waco.

TCU’s starting a freshman at quarterback, however, so this game (as they all will) scares me, even though TCU’s favored by 21.  I will have no  nails by game’s end.  Bank on that.

We’re back Monday or so for the recap.  In the meantime, now  it counts, so let’s hear the trash talk! 

27 Responses to “PFW:  Now  it counts!”
  1. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    The bears and viqueens suck. No matter what.

  2. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    It’s Dykings, assholes! Get it right! Damn kids fuck up everything!

  3. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    No, I have been calling them the viqueens for most of my life.

  4. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    As we launch the first this-one-counts Perfect Football Weekend™ of the year, the Department of Ew, Just Ew™ alerts us to a charter member of the next generation of the Washington Redskins most well-known group of fans, the Hog-ettes.

    Interesting attempt to dig at the “Hog-ettes” save one small point…nancy boy is from, wait for it…

    DALLAS!

    I’m thinking he’s going to be the first cross gender member of the Dallas Plowboyz Cheerleaders. There’s no proof, but I’m sure he wouldn’t be the first member of the TEAM to cross dress…

  5. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    I would pay Honest-To-Cthulu Real Money™ if this wussbag would go out for the Sunset football team.

    Because this kid wears “girl’s clothes” it somehow makes him a “wuss”?

    How do you know that he doesn’t play football, or would be damn good at it?

    One thing for certain, he has all of the qualifications to become a United States Senator. :em99:

  6. LC&IB Vulcanrider Comment by LC&IB Vulcanrider

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    DJ mentions:

    One thing for certain, he has all of the qualifications to become a United States Senator.

    You’re right Deej, he already resembles the Democrat from New York…

  7. Unregistered Comment by JakeTheSnake

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    I live in Tennessee now, but spent the first 30 years of my life in Azle. Go Hornets!!!!!!!! Sorry Spats.

  8. HarleyRace (Olbermann's mini-me!) Comment by HarleyRace (Olbermann's mini-me!)

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    Football HAD to be started by a Republican. What with the ball, made of brown skin, getting kicked, punted, thrown and abused all over. Hockey too since the black puck gets slapped malishishly! :em95:

  9. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

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    DJ mentions:

    “One thing for certain, he has all of the qualifications to become a United States Senator.”

    You’re right Deej, he already resembles the Democrat from New York…

    BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!!!!!! :em94:
    and

    NoBridgeVille

    BWAHAHAHAHAHHAH! i love you guys! :em94:

    :em94: :em94: :em94:

  10. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    SPATS:

    Why am I hearing about TCU and Dullass and the Viqueens and Nawth Taxas and Oklahoma -

    S E C F O O T B A L L I N D A H O U S E !

    Ladies and Gentlemen, your long draught is over, the light appears at the end of the tunnel, The Lawd had shown mercy and delivered us from the darkness, unto the VERYT HEART of the PROMISED LAND!

    IT’S FOOTBALL SEASON! HALELUJA, HALELUJA, AMEN, The LORD has seen fit to show MERCY upon us, TONIGHT, The LSU Tigers meet Mississippi State for the Opening of GOD’S GREATEST GIFT to we, THE UNWORTHY!

  11. Opus Comment by Opus

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    Go Dawgs! :em94:

  12. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    It’s a fucking game played by overpaid spoiled brats!
    Yeah, it’s fun to watch ‘em get their bells rung but it’s still just a game.

    And every team south of the Mason-Dixon sucks! :em72:

    :em99: :em99: :em99:

  13. Unregistered Comment by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant

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    Why am I hearing about TCU and Dullass and the Viqueens and Nawth Taxas and Oklahoma

    Because it’s my post, and these are my teams.  As I clearly state in the Overview, I don’t give a fat rat’s ass about anyone else’s teams - that’s what you guys are for. 

    Oh, and 88 (Harley Racist) is gone, just FYI.

  14. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    You’re right Deej, he already resembles the Democrat from New York…

    And dresses like the Senator from Idaho. If this kid wore diapers, he could be a Senator in Louisiana.

    Oh, and 88 (Harley Racist) is gone, just FYI.

    Gone? Just like that?
    (Yet somehow his odor lingers on in #8…)

  15. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Oh his banning was a LONG time coming, DJ. Frankly I’m amazed at Spat’s patience. It’s one thing to say things that aren’t true (even though you believe they are) in an reasonable, at-least-semi-polite argument trying to convince the other side. It’s quite another to blatantly and rudely spew hateful, racist, idiotic baloney anybody with the SLIGHTIST modicum of civility (left or right) has to consider way beyond the pale. And then to keep doing it, for weeks on end? That just takes a special kind of jerk that I’m not gonna miss one bit. You’d think he would have eventually gotten bored and gone away on his own. Oh well.

    And as for something on topic, anybody notice the Saints played well over 100 minutes of shutout football over the last two games? Not that anybody with an ounce of sense expects that next weekend, but I’m wondering what the odds are about right now on the Colts starting a third season 8+-0… not that I would bet against my Saints, but it could happen… and if so, now’s the time to place your bets folks, because the odds almost CAN’T get more in your favor than they have to be right about now.

    RH

  16. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Harley is gone? Good ridden.

    Well, pre-season is over. I can’t wait to see if my Birds do to the Pukes, what my Phils have just did to the Mets, leaving them wondering, “What in the world have just happen here?” I really like the rookie quarterback who is to be the team’s future. Such compose, such poise under fire, what an arm, what… Oh great, something is going to happen to him, I just know it!!!!

  17. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Oh, and 88 (Harley Racist) is gone, just FYI.

    THANK yew!

  18. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    Check out these Predicted NFL Standings for 2007, which identifies each team with a Star Wars character (or the entire rain planet of Kamino, in Seattle’s case). The Dallas summary is dreadfully on-target:

    Young Obi-Wan

    Has talented protégées, but it all could go horribly wrong.

  19. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Alan K. Henderson,

    I’d just finished going through the predictions. My reaction on the Star War Characters selected for some of the teams.

    Miami - AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Dear God, NOOOOO!!!!
    Cleveland - Gee, and your point is???
    Oakland - Bawhahahahahahahahahahaha!!! It’s so true!!!
    Dallas - My, expecting a repeat of last year are we?
    Philadelphia - That is so kick ass kwel!!!
    Chicago - Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    Green Bay - Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
    Atlanta - ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

  20. SoCalOilMan, LC Comment by SoCalOilMan, LC

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    Alan K. Henderson
    That site wouldn’t be run by a Colts fan by chance. But even there he just says it’s “gotta happen.”

    I’m not saying my Raiders are going to come storming back this year, but at least somebody got enough drugs into Al Davis and get him off the just throw down the field and we’ve started to establish a front offensive line again.

  21. Alan K. Henderson Comment by Alan K. Henderson

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    Yep, Colts fan.

    A Dallas fan would have had meaner things to say abotu Dallas :em93:

  22. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    HI GUYS! What’s happening?

    I been gone all day and wantin’ to find out the scores.

    ESPN. Ok. Wow, that’s interesting.

    .

    Really! Damn.

    .

    Wait - I can’t find . . .

    Try Sportsline - nope, not there . . .

    .

    Well, check CNNSI . .

    Hmmmm, not there either! Well that’s odd.

    Alright, Guys, I can’t find it. Does anyone know

    . . which conference APPALACHIAN STATE is in?

    :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99:

    34 - 32 !!!!!

    That should just about take care of Michigan’s (number 5!!) national title aspirations! :em93:

  23. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    Mount Union 75-7.

    52-0 in the 1st quarter.

    And Michigan Weaselsvines lost.

    It is a great day.

  24. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Man, I knew my alma mater would win, but I was so not expecting this: Penn State 59 - FIU 0. I ask again, FIU has a football team????? I guess the real test will be when they play the Fightin’ Byrish.

  25. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Oooohhhh, my college football day just seems to get even better. Seems my other alma mater (the one where I got my history MA), Ohio University, has defeated Gardner-Webb (Where in the world are these schools coming from?), 36-14. Well, I’m expecting them to make it two in a row, since their next opponent is, Louisiana-Lafayette. Oooohhhh, I am so scared!!!!! That sounds like a university to put the fear of god in me!!!! :em99:

  26. lc purple raider Comment by lc purple raider

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    . . which conference APPALACHIAN STATE is in?

    The mighty Southern Conference.

    But they beat that team from up north. :em99:

    Time to :em94:

  27. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Well, my Alma Mater lost, but it was in the only top 25 matchup all weekend, and at least made a game of it, losing to a higher ranked opponent.

    But on a positive note, Notre Lame got handed it’s ass!