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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Curiouser and Curiouser
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Norman Hsu, the criminal sugar daddy for a whole slew of DemCong wannabes including Her Royal Cankles herself, disappeared before a scheduled hearing a couple of days ago. That he’d spend a decade and a half on the lam, finally decide that being a fugitive from the law wasn’t all it was cracked up to be and turn himself in and then, shortly thereafter, run off again was weird enough.

OK, maybe not so weird when you consider that “his” decision to disappear again was made shortly after his connections to the Hildebeest hit the press. Not that we’re suggesting anything. Much.

Anyway, we’d pretty much dropped the story, expecting to hear any day now that poor ol’ Norman had, inexplicably, suddenly lost all interest in life and decided to commit suicide by shooting himself several times in the back and dragging his own corpse off to a park somewhere, when suddenly he surfaces again:

FBI agents in cooperation with Grand Junction Police and the Mesa County Sheriffs office took Norman Hsu into custody around 7:00 Thursday night. A California judge issued an arrest warrant for the man after he failed to show up for a court appearance Wednesday related to a felony theft conviction.

An FBI release says he was arrested at St. Mary’s Hospital in Grand Junction.

A 911 call went over the scanner around 11 am MST Thursday, reporting a man who could not feel his legs, and the need for extraction from the train.

When our reporter arrived on scene the conductor said that it appeared to simply be an elderly man with dementia. That man turned out to be Hsu, who did walk off the train under his own power.

Dementia? Couldn’t feel his legs? Damn, it’s almost as if he ate — something.

Probably nothing at all. He was most likely just off on an unscheduled trip to Fort Marcy Park or something when suddenly he developed signs of poisoning. Happens all the time. At least if you’re somebody with possible dirt on the Klintoons.

Time will tell, we suppose, unless of course he happens to have an accident in his cell somewhere in the near future.

29 Responses to “Curiouser and Curiouser”
  1. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    I’m waiting for the other Hsu to drop.

    The court he posted bail at is a mile from my home..

  2. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    After the glove business collapsed in April 1990, Hsu was kidnapped four months later in San Francisco by a Chinatown gang leader in an effort to collect a debt from him, police said. The abduction was foiled after the car they were riding in ran a red light in Foster City and was pulled over by police, who rescued Hsu, authorities said

    a San Francisco Koranical article which conveniently calls him a “political fundraiser” and doens’t mention DEM’s until way down in the article.

    I don’t know if any of you know Foster City, but i can tell you from years of experience it has the highest cop to citizen ratio in the Nation. Those stupid kidnappers picked the wrong city to run a stop sign in…that’s for SURE.

  3. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Kinda makes you wonder just how many Hsus Hillary has in her closet.

  4. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    He didn’t decide to turn himself in out of the blue. His connections to a Daly City Mail carrier’s family in Daly City, CA and the hundreds of thousands of dollars in donations he funnelled through them came to light, THEN he shows up in Redwood City to appear for his sentencing.

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I know it Sir Christopher. You see it every time you use the San Mateo Bridge. I had friends there in high school long ago. One of whom had a cop for a father. But a chase scene there boggles my imagination, if that is what happened. Not the way that town is laid out.

  6. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    hey CAVEMAN!

    I don’t think it was a chase, just a stupid move in a cop-heavy town and they had to pull over

    hey man, when are we gonna get together!?!?

  7. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Hsu was arrested in Colorado on federal charges of unlawful flight to avoid prosecution after the California attorney general’s office sought assistance from federal authorities in apprehending him, FBI spokesman Joseph Schadler said. The federal charges will be dropped once Hsu is returned to California to face sentencing in state court, Schadler said.

    WHY?!?!??! Are federal unlawful flight charges ALWAYS dropped when the perp is caught and returned? I want them kept alive, and add years to his sentence…dammit

  8. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Chuck Hsumer

  9. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Sorry for all the posts Misha, but the story is still alive and evolving:

    Fugitive fundraiser Hsu ‘freaked out’ on train, witness says

    Fugitive political fundraiser Norman Hsu was behaving erratically as he fled the Bay Area on Amtrak’s California Zephyr, at one point stripping off his shirt and shoes, before paramedics were called to take him off the train in western Colorado, passengers said Friday

    Alberto Dee, 21, who boarded the train in Truckee, said Hsu “freaked out” when Amtrak personnel approached, and was roaming a train car “without shoes and no shirt. … I thought he had a suitcase full of crack or meth.”

    Hsu’s attorney, Jim Brosnahan, said Friday, “a great many friends of Norman Hsu have expressed concern about his mental health and physical well-being” since he disappeared.

    OH SHIT, he’s being coached to act “crazy” to get some special treatment at sentencing….he’s already convicted, so insanity defense is moot, but….

  10. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Jim Brosnahan, everybody, is the same attorney who represented Johhny Walker LIndh, Boy Taliban…

  11. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    Ah, Sir Christopher, if only to find the time. It does sound like fun. I know the central bay area quite well. But for the moment working all the hours I possibly can, raising money to pay for my lawyer in the legal dispute I am presently involved in. It remains my goal to see a one time former partner spend some time behind bars. He may cost me a rental home I own. Costing me a lot of cash and time. I’ve already seen to it I left him broke, out of a job, both his vehicles repoed and I now own his furniture. But some day for sure………I’d love to see a Rottfest.

  12. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    Man calls the cops in Santa Cruz after buyers steal his weed

  13. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    What is this, the National Enquirer or the Globe? Maybe Art Bell?

    Maybe Hsu was abducted by the Grays.

    Oh! I know, Bigfoot was with Hsu!

    But really, running from, or being poisoned because he might have dirt on the Clintons? Sheese!

  14. psychochick Comment by psychochick

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    Christopher
    You asked me a question the other night, and I think I was so long in answering that you were gone by the time I posted. I would NEVER be forgiven if I posted it here, but it you e-mail me, I’ll tell you.

    tetrodotoxin2 yahoo

    love the weed article–I think some people are addled. I’ve heard of that happening before.

  15. Unregistered Comment by LC + IB Gutshot

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    Mrs. M:

    Kinda makes you wonder just how many Hsus Hillary has in her closet.

    She’d have room for more if she could shove that haggish lesbo out of there.

  16. Unregistered Pingback by Hsu poisoned? Hmmm.

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    […] that whole short life expectancy thing for people with dirt on the […]

  17. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    But really, running from, or being poisoned because he might have dirt on the Clintons? Sheese!

    Pure speculation, Deej, I’m certainly not going to claim that it’s anything else. Who knows, he may just be faking insanity to makes his punishment lighter. But I have to admit, people who’ve had dirt on the Clintons in the past have been remarkably, even statistically improbably “unfortunate”, so I can’t help but wonder.

  18. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    But really, running from, or being poisoned because he might have dirt on the Clintons? Sheese!

    Ya know, If I had incontrovertible proof of either of the Clintons being guilty of something, I’d be kinda nervous. The list of people who could possibly have said proof, and are still alive, is getting kinda short . . .

  19. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    But really, running from, or being poisoned because he might have dirt on the Clintons? Sheese!

    Dave, that’s a question you should be asking Vince Foster.

  20. Unregistered Comment by Mark6591

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    Dave has his nose burried so far up Clinton’s ass he’d get whiplash if one of them made a turn.

  21. Beth* A. Comment by Beth* A.

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    The exact same poisonous thought dashed across my mind when I read about this guy being found, loopy and numb-legged, after that train ride, Sire. ‘Hey, I wonder if…‘ Stranger goings-on HAVE occurred of recent, we’ll just have to wait and see. The ‘coached to seem mentally unfit’ :em95: idea isn’t altogether run-of-the-mill either, but it’s another possibility.

    Something’s rotten in…Grand Junction?

  22. baslimthecripple Comment by baslimthecripple

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    Dave, that’s a question you should be asking Vince Foster.

    Yes, or “Lucky Jim” McDougal, their whitewater partner in crime.

  23. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    But I have to admit, people who’ve had dirt on the Clintons in the past have been remarkably, even statistically improbably “unfortunate”, so I can’t help but wonder.

    –and–

    Ya know, If I had incontrovertible proof of either of the Clintons being guilty of something, I’d be kinda nervous. The list of people who could possibly have said proof, and are still alive, is getting kinda short . . .

    Or if you look at it in the reverse, the list of people who might have dirt on the Clintons is a short one. The rest were just assumed to have had dirt.

    But think of the persistent number of people still drawing air who claim this or that about the Clintons? Isn’t it funny that they are still around?

    I wrote about Kathleen Willey the other day and how she is trying to get more than her allotted fifteen minutes of fame. She accuses “THE CLINTONS” of breaking into her apartment to steal a draft of her manuscript that is going to expose the Clintons.

    I could just see Bill Clinton and Hillary wearing ski masks, breaking into Kathleen’s home. (Bill would be wanting to go upstairs and molest Kathleen, and Hillary would be smacking him with her flashlight, yelling at him to “Focus, you clod!”)

    I get amused when I am told that I suffer from BDS, because I blame Bush for things that he couldn’t possibly be responsible for — which apparently he isn’t responsible for anything.

    Yet, we have been treated to almost fifteen years of Clinton blaming where he apparently is responsible for everything.

    Dave, that’s a question you should be asking Vince Foster.

    Ah yes, another conspiracy.

    The man killed himself. Period. End.

    Ever since Arlen Spector tried to sell us on the “Magic Bullet” theory, we have been chasing conspiracies.

    If there was ever even a shred of proof, the Clintons would be in jail right now and you know it. The entire government consists of Republicans right now, there are no Clinton people in charge of anything. Surely, in six years they would have found something if it was there to find.

    Nobody is that good at keeping secrets. It’s like people on the Left saying Bush planned and executed 9/11.

    Are you kidding me? We are talking about Bush, who can’t ride a bike without falling over. If Bush planned 9/11, how is it there aren’t people in the government falling all over themselves to talk about it?

  24. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Are you kidding me? We are talking about Bush, who can’t ride a bike without falling over. If Bush planned 9/11, how is it there aren’t people in the government falling all over themselves to talk about it?

    Because the clintons “removed” them? :em93:

  25. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Because the clintons “removed” them? :em93:

    Yet the government still leaks like a sieve.

  26. LC MoMinuteMan Comment by LC MoMinuteMan

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    I could just see Bill Clinton and Hillary wearing ski masks, breaking into Kathleen’s home. (Bill would be wanting to go upstairs and molest Kathleen, and Hillary would be smacking him with her flashlight, yelling at him to “Focus, you clod!”)

    :em99: :em99: :em99:

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    commies love poisioning their political rivals….just ask that something something-Chenko dude in Ukraine.. who ended up with pock face from his bout with those he crossed

  28. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I could just see Bill Clinton and Hillary wearing ski masks, breaking into Kathleen’s home. (Bill would be wanting to go upstairs and molest Kathleen, and Hillary would be smacking him with her flashlight, yelling at him to “Focus, you clod!”)

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right thar!

    :em99:

  29. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    I could just see Bill Clinton and Hillary wearing ski masks, breaking into Kathleen’s home. (Bill would be wanting to go upstairs and molest Kathleen, and Hillary would be smacking him with her flashlight, yelling at him to “Focus, you clod!”)

    Since when did you become a comedian, man? :em99: :em99: :em99: