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Out of consideration for our Joooish LCs, all talk of food is herewith banished from the site until the end of Yom Kippur, tomorrow at sunset :)

Barukh attah Adonai eloheinu melekh ha-olam,
she-hecheyanu ve’ki-yemanu ve’higianu laz’man hazeh.

(Blessed art thou, L-rd our G-d, Master of the universe,
who has kept us alive and sustained us and has brought us
to this special time.)

28 Responses to “Erev Yom Kippur”
  1. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

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    FOISTEST!!!!!

    Now if only I spoke hebrew i would say something helpful. But i dont so, have a happy holiday. :em69:

    And waddaya know its almost time for a midnight #^&*. :em93:

  2. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    ,,,Lots’a corks poppin,,Go get em’ Merc!

    Happy New Year!

  3. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    *hoists a double shot of Cabo*

    Shalom

  4. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    On this most sacred of Jewish holidays I can only extend my best wishes and hopes to all Jews seeking peace and prosperity.

  5. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    *hoists a double shot of Cabo*

    Heyhey, ixs-nay on the inks-dray,,

  6. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    Is the blood of pallie kids in pastries considered food? If so, forget I mentioned it.
    Of the maybe dozen Jewish friends I have, not one of them is religious - I have to remind them of their own holidays half the time.

  7. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    #2 by LC Cheapshot911

    Happy New Year!

    Um … I think that was last week. Yom Kippur, isn’t exactly a celebration; not sure what the proper salutation is, and any truly observant won’t see this until Saturday evening anyway, but best wishes to all.

  8. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Just say shalom

  9. terry smyth Comment by terry smyth

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    I remember yom kippur in 1976 at Christchurch Uni in NZ when EVERBODY was rooting for Israel. for me that has never changed, unlike many who denigrate the Jewish state.Long may the people of Israel enjoy peace and happiness in the spirit.Shalom

  10. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    I hope you have the best holiday celebration, my Jewish friends, and may the land of Israel live for ever. I am not religious, but Shalom to you all!

  11. coalyard Comment by coalyard

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    Shalom, Jewish friends, have a great holiday, and best wishes.

  12. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Shalom.

  13. Gang of One Comment by Gang of One

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    not sure what the proper salutation is

    It is usually “May you have an easy fast.”

  14. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Um … I think that was last week. Yom Kippur, isn’t exactly a celebration; not sure what the proper salutation is, and any truly observant won’t see this until Saturday evening anyway, but best wishes to all.

    And at the end, I understood, was the when the corks pop,
    ‘Cept in Merc’s case,,’nother kinda cork,,hopefully.

    For sure, From what I understood was that the New Years observance (no-where’s near raucous as others) started solemnly with Rosh Hashana, and at the end of Yom Kippur, well, there was some release and dancing,.
    This from a verry verry patient Lady that was also trying to explain Talmud to me,,
    If I’m wrong,, kindly straighten me out.
    Elchonon will probably be by later,,
    ‘Figure anyway we can bring out the best will bring us together.

  15. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Shalom! Peace and Long Life.

  16. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    Well, Yom Kippur is over here in the Holy Land.

    While it is technically a day of celebration that Israel’s sins are forgiven (we hope), it is treated with gravity, and the prayer liturgy focuses on repentance and forgiveness.

    I love living in a country where they change the clocks in conjunction with the Jewish Holidays. In this case, the clocks were changed last week so the fast was over an hour earlier than in the US, UK, etc.

    That is until the godless Left complete their coup here… :em98:

  17. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    Rosh hashana is the jewish new year, however its the day of judgment. We are judged for our deeds of the past year, we beg and pray to g-d to have mercy.. and like all other trials we act all good and make no mention of sins.

    Yom kipur is the day of attonment, when the books are signed, its when the verdict is given. We bare our sins and confess asking g-d to have mercy and forgive us.

    This was the day that moses begged g-d to forgive the jews for the golden calf and g-d replied “they are forgiven”

    Since today we are considerd like angels we do not eat, drink, wear leather, have sex or wash our body.

    Anyways so I was praying in machpela, thats where adam & eve, abraham & sara, isaac & rebbeca, jacob & leah are buried..

    Mind you, the arabs claim ishmael is buried there.. so they hijacked isaac’s hall which is the largest and we jews can only go in a few times a year.

    So here I was 5pm fasting and praying and wishing for it to end I felt all nauses so I went out to the courtyard, I grabbed a chair and sat down and bang next thing I knew it I was on the floor..

    Now unlikes in the US where theyd leave you to die. Many Israeli’s are trained medics / paramedics.. so I got instant medical care, one of the worshipers was a doctor and so he made me drink water but I was pretty bad dehydrated so they had to insert a IV line to drip water into me..

    That was my yom kipur ;)

  18. Hermes Bound Comment by Hermes Bound

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    A big stein hoist to Shin Bet, IDF, and the Tel Aviv police for stopping another Yom Kippur attack.

  19. LC Marcus Corvinus Comment by LC Marcus Corvinus

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    Shall we talk about the USS Liberty, instead?

  20. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    GRRR spam eater ate my comment, I thought he was supposed to be fasting ? lol

    Ok OT but here is a link to go to http://www.standwithus.com/app/iNews/view.asp?ID=196

    Go get your butta to nyc protest dinerjackets visit! Yes throw eggs and cabbage at him!

    Leave your sniper rifles at home! see, dinnerjacket would never visit FL or TX because we’d blow him out but gun control nyc is where he can be safe!

  21. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    I know that I have been lurking mostly but I would like to say an easy fast to everyone who is fasting. This is from me and my new daughter who was born just a week ago on Rosh Hashana!

  22. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, SPARTAN24!

    Lurking or not, news like that deserves widespread announcements!

    May the Lord our God give his blessings for all time to your new Daughter. Father, make her path just difficult enough so that she grows strong, grant her Wisdom, and grant that she lives all her life assured of your Eternal Love. Amen.

    Spartan, give her love, and you will have a joy forever.

  23. Unregistered Comment by LC Elchonon, Imperial Chief of Civil Disobedience

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    If you have a daughter that was born 21-22 years ago lemme know! :em34:

  24. Spartan24 Comment by Spartan24

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    No nobody that age, I hope you find the perfect (or nearly so) woman.

  25. Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther Comment by Merc, Imperial SomethingorOther

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    i was trying to avoid mentioning food in my first comment, ya know a “midnight snack” :em98: but with the food part censored…. What were you perverts thinking of? :em41:

  26. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Hey wait a minute Merc, things aren’t quite over for people in the middle of the Pacific Ocean yet! Sundown was only 4.5 hours ago here on the east coast, Hawaii and Alaska still have a few hours to go, to say nothing about the people right next door to the dateline… True, I doubt the site has many readers from there, but still!

    I’m glad to hear you survived, Elchonon, I’m sure the modern climate over there makes it a good bit harder to make it the entire day. Next year may I suggest you drink more water the day before? A LOT more water!! :)

    And of course many congratulations to Spartan!

    RH

  27. Viscount Ian S. Comment by Viscount Ian S.

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    Eggs? Throw Spam at Dinnerjacket. Admittedly I can’t prove it actually contains pork, but…

  28. itbachalyahud Comment by itbachalyahud

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    Many thanks for the Yom Kippur greetings, Misha - I’m truly touched.

    The holiday (better: holy day) is a challenging one - as LC Elchonon explained, no eating, drinking, washing, etc., not to mention about 12 solid hours in shul (synagogue), standing up most of the time - but it’s also an unrivalled opportunity to thank G-d for having brought us to the close of another year and pray for forgiveness on a personal and national level, continued success (both in terms of livelihood and refinement of character), and national and personal fulfillment.

    The U.S. flag is prominently displayed in numerous locations in my (orthodox) shul, and we ALL thank G-d for our beloved America, our American leadership, and our American soldiers and ask for complete success both domestically and abroad.

    I personally pray for the continued convergence of American Jewry and conservative political ideology as practiced by our fantastic friends among the Christian right.

    With so many disheartening moves towards appeasement of America’s and Israel’s shared enemies being made among the American and Israeli left, my constant prayer is also that voices of the sane and brave ultimately triumph in the present political discourse, without some tragedy having occurred first to stir leftists from their deluded intellectual sleep. I’ll derive little pleasure simply from being able to say “I told you so” if the cost is bourne by our country or by Israel.