As you know, Columbia “University” are busy rolling out the red carpet and testing out their kneepads and jars of Vaseline in preparation of Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket’s visit to their hallowed halls of academe. Positively tingling with anticipation and joy they are, giggling with joy like a teenaged schoolgirl who just saw the captain of the football team winking at her.
So, naturally, somebody sane, somebody with a functional moral compass, got to thinking: “If they’re so thrilled to provide a platform and a bullhorn to a psychotic, clinically insane murderer who is the head of the top state sponsor of terrorism, a sick, anti-Semitic megalomaniac, how would they feel about extending the same hand of friendship to, say, Adolf Hitler if they had the chance?”
The answer is quite unsurprising: “Why, of COURSE we’d be happy to be hosts to the architect of the Shoah!“
Now, you might think that the drooling dickweeds of Columbia are completely bereft of standards, but you’d be wrong. Sure, they’re happy to play hosts to Nazis and terrorist psychos, but they absolutely draw the line at those horrible racist meanies opposing illegal immigration.
But mass-murderers, terrorists, heads of states that hang gays and threaten to finish what Hitler started? Oh, that’s just dandy with Columbia U.