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Sep
24
2007
“There Are No Gays In Iran”
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Deserving Death, Useless Swine3:43 PM
So sayeth the oracle of Columbia, the most honored guest (since Hitler wasn’t available) of said filthy cesspool of ignorance institute of higher “learning”.
What, you murdered them all already, AhmadinnerHitler and Darling of the Left?
Well, in that case, we suppose that you’re right.
At least until you return home.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Not having dinner now - lost appetite.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:53 PMUsing
They ought’a get a room,,sheesh.
September 24th, 2007 at 3:58 PMNow that’s some tonsil swabbin’ goin’ on there!
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They are performing a ritual known as Three Point Parking With the Prophet’s Tongue.
September 24th, 2007 at 4:07 PMUsing
I guess the women there are hairy and smelly enough that they don’t have to slam their goat/man meat into a guy’s ass!
September 24th, 2007 at 4:42 PMUsing
I caught some of it. The answer to that question resulted in laughter from the crowd.
I gather that the ‘introduction’ wasn’t very flattering either.
September 24th, 2007 at 4:58 PMUsing
BTW, did ya’ll catch the intro from the Columbia President? Rush had part of it on, and I’m wanting to find a transcript. What I heard sounded like a beat-down . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 5:01 PMUsing
Oh yeah, some beat down. If the Columbia president had either stones or spine he’d have never let him set foot on his campus, thrown him out if he did, or stomped a hole in his monkey ass once he’d walked on stage.
This is the castratorium of academia, where ‘beat down’ means a slightly acerbic one-liner.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:09 PMUsing
I just became an advocate for human cloning. Now can we dig up Ronald Reagan, collect his DNA and get a fucking President with a spine that is even somewhat stiff?
The sooner this open borders, conservative hating, spending like drunken sailor in Subic Bay after six months at sea leaves the White House the better.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:19 PMUsing
Caught some of it and sure, if only the president of Columbia U had delivered such a forceful and furrowed brow to Adolf Hitler back in the mid-30s, I’m sure WWII would have been averted.
But at least we know that, thanks to Columbia U’s commitment to
licking the hairy scrotal sacks of tyrants and mass murdererswagging their fingers and tut-tuting at psychotic megalomaniacs, any conflict with Iran is out of the question.Meanwhile, the ROTC continues to be denied access to Columbia U because their “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy might hurt the feelings of homosexuals.
If only the Army had been stringing up gays from cranes instead, then they’d apparently be given the red carpet treatment and their own podium.
*SPIT!!!*
September 24th, 2007 at 5:19 PMUsing
Lol
Welcome to free speech, beeyatch
September 24th, 2007 at 5:30 PMUsing
The whole thing is a sorry ass affair but not unexpected or surprising. Bush said he wouldn’t have invited him were he the Prez of the college. Holy shit! He’s the prez of the country and could have, and should have barred him entry to the country! Asshole!
BTW Light29ID, Just what the hell ya got against drunken sailors in Subic? That San Miguel don’t drink itself, ya know. Someone had to do it.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:31 PMUsing
I heard/saw the speech and some of the Q&A. One way or another, the whole of Columbia came off looking like self-absorbed phuktards.
The Columbia president came off as both rude and clueless, and handed a propaganda coup to Ahmadingdong at the same time. Way to go.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:34 PMUsing
Because drunken sailors always got in the way of us who are The Few and the Proud when we were trying to conduct amphibious landing operations on the local ladies of stature…
September 24th, 2007 at 5:39 PMUsing
Nope. No homosexuals in Iran.
September 24th, 2007 at 5:48 PMUsing
Why yes, yes we did!
September 24th, 2007 at 6:01 PMIn reality we were only trying to watch out for you guys so you didn’t get your feelings hurt when the local ladies turned you down.
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Max
We were never turned down because we were young, virile, Adonis like specimens of American manhood…
that and Pendleton had air conditioned housing and a great PX…
September 24th, 2007 at 6:12 PMUsing
Having seen most of the footage, I think there may be some unintended consequences here.
Ahkamonkeyjizz came off looking like a HUGE fucking idiot - just standing there smiling while citizens of the Great Satan laughed in his face - pretending that he didn’t understand or hear the question, or that he wasn’t allowed to answer.
He stated afterward that he was insulted. I certainly hope so! I hope he fucking embarassed himself and his whole barbaric government. Knowing how fucking fragile the impotent pisslamic male ego is, maybe he’ll sign up for a C-4 vest to save his “honor.”
September 24th, 2007 at 6:20 PMUsing
Aaaannnnd the “ladies” of Tongduchon, South Korea would have wore both of you out before lunch.
Without breaking a sweat.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:32 PMUsing
Will
I wouldn’t know…the ladies down in Pohang lovvvvvvved to cuddle, and they would bring you a bottle of OB when you were done
September 24th, 2007 at 6:41 PMUsing
I say let this bastard have his say, loudly and in prime time. Let ALL of America see the face of the evil that would destroy us. I say that because I heard an interview of your typical brainwashed liberal college chick and she said that she hated him because of his intolerance of gays, his repression of women, and his Anti-Semitism…..I got the impression that she didn’t know any of this until he came to speak.
well good, if that’s what it takes to convince Americans that this bastard and his fellow muslim bastards are a world wide danger, then let them speak at ALL of the colleges and ALL of the networks….Give ‘em their own talk show ferchrissakes…
Every time they open their mouths, they are our most potent propaganda weapon.
Say it Again achmed, We’re starting to listen now.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:42 PMUsing
#13 by Light29ID
Count your blessings - a lot of those squids turned up at the local VD clinic (operated by the Air Farce for some strange reason). They could often make a diagnosis based on which house the patient had visited; and one local ‘lady’ had a particularly nasty strain of clap named after her.
I’ll stick with the booze, thanks.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:42 PMUsing
C’mon, Misha! I am already on nausiating meds as it is. Did you have to post that photo without at least putting it below the fold with a warning?
I have a thought on all of this ruckus about dinnerjack being here, and I just know that you are all anxious to hear it
Why all the fuss? The man is hated in his own country, he is hated here. He has been nothing but a disaster as far as a titular “head of state”. By even raising a ruckus about his speaking at Columbia or at the United Nations, only elevates his importance in his mind.
The best way to deal with a person like him is to let him prattle on in his dementia, without even commenting on any of it. We are making him far more important than he really is.
He is NOT the power in Iran, he is just the face put on a highly religious regime. Ignore the idiot, and he will quiet down.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:43 PMUsing
Well, I went to one of the demonstrations today, the one near the UN. Near, not in front of, because God forbid they should actually have to face us!
As I suspected, it was 95% Jewish. There were about 20 or so Christians for Israel, and a few actual Iranians - one was an old lady in a wheelchair who looked like she could’ve been the Shah’s mother. I gave her a thumbs up.
Sorry I don’t have a digital camera, but I did write down some of the signs for you:
“America will NOT Submit to Sha’aria”
“Suicide bombing is not a religious freedom”
“Military Offense IS WORKING! BOOYA! Who’s your Daddy, now?”
“9/11 Familes Say ‘Thank You’”
Next to pictures of 9/11 (planes going into the WTC and Pentagon and more) it said, “Did you forget? We will not lose, We will not falter, And…We Will Not Fail!”
A picture of US troops in Iraq going through doors: “Children know the Good Guys - NO FEAR! US MILITARY!”
The classic picture of Uncle Sam: “We Don’t Surrender to Terrorists!”
A very moving picture of an elderly vet hugging a Marine in dress uniform with a prosthetic hand: “Generations of Valor “I Love You Enough To Give, My Eye, Hand and Leg. Do You Love Us Enough? KNOW SURRENDER IS NOT AN OPTION! OORAH!
“Sha’aria Must Be Outlawed!”
A picture of a fireman: “Bill, We Will Never Forget 9/11″
Curtis Sliwa, the radio talk show host had a great line: “Put him on the Paradise Express.”
And there were calls for divestment of state workers’ pensions to divest from companies that do business in Iran - http://www.investigateislam.com.
Lot of speeches by politicians and community leaders. A bishop from Connecticut threw in the Jena 6 - WTF?
But it’s kind of sad that only the Jews cared enough to show up in force.
September 24th, 2007 at 6:49 PMUsing
#22 by DJ Allyn
You should have seen the ones he left out.
Really, DJ, are you sure of that? I mean, he’s only sending money and supplies, and training people to kill US troops and those Israelis you have no use for - really, what’s the big deal?
And will you still have this cavalier attitude after, say, a nuke goes off in Tel Aviv?
It’s people like you, DJ, who assured us we could have ‘peace for our time’ - never mind sacrificing those poor slobs in Prague for the illusion of safety. Did us a fat lot of good, didn’t it?
September 24th, 2007 at 7:19 PMUsing
DJ,
I know you and I rarely agree on anything, how can I get rid of a Malware called Postupdate that apparently snuck in when I was updating Shockwave?
You can see I am still running old ancient W98……I also run up to date AVG, Spybot, Adaware, and my Firefox is up to date too. My firewall is Zonealarm.
Any ideas? Right now, I just shutdown the whole mess now at “login”.
Sorry to post tech questions in this thread.
My public email is krantz83@yahoo.com.
Semper Fi
September 24th, 2007 at 7:21 PMUsing
His office is in the building.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:22 PMUsing
President Tom was just legitimized. I don’t care if that asswipe Bollinger “smacked him down”, the mere fact he was allowed to speak elevates him on the world stage.
He is a sworn enemy of this nation and he was given a public forum by a supposedly American institution. They allowed him to use their “prestige” against us.
And they will claim it’s freedom of speech. First off, that’s hypocrisy of the highest order. Secondly, as far as I’m concerned, sworn enemies of the US do not enjoy our civil liberties.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:46 PMUsing
Duke & Cheapshot:
Much as it may seem unusual, the President of Iran is indeed, primarily a ceremonial post. He is the FACE of the power, but the power is actually in the hands of the Mullahs - The Ayatollah and his fellow idiots behind the scenes.
Not that Ahmadinnerjacket is not a fucking idiot who deserves a slow death (because of his roll in the abductions in 1979, if nothing else), but Dave was quite correct on this issue.
Amadingdong has about as much actual power as, say, the Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs. Not much . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 7:47 PMUsing
Glenn Beck fan, Crunchie?
September 24th, 2007 at 7:49 PMUsing
I am so annoyed at them for inviting him
he does not deserve to be around decent people. I’d rather have the army’s gay policy than iran’s. Go U.S. military 
September 24th, 2007 at 7:51 PMUsing
Would have loved to have been there myself. But this happened in NYC…imagine if this happened in the Heartland.
Or Texas…now that’s a beautiful thought.
September 24th, 2007 at 7:56 PMUsing
Wil
Yup
September 24th, 2007 at 7:58 PMUsing
Indeed it is Lady H. As a matter of a fact, imagining him “meeting” a few good ol’ Texas boys just popped me some wood.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:00 PMUsing
Beck is hilarious. Wish I could get something besides a tape delay down here in D.C. To get live, I have to drive north to Filtydelphia. The Man has this little thing about me being at work, etc. . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 8:03 PMUsing
Wil
Listen on line, be an insider. As to the man, haven’t ya heard, Hillary will free ya!
September 24th, 2007 at 8:04 PMUsing
Milk of Magnesia does so as well, without the nausea . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 8:06 PMUsing
LC Wil, ‘just wanted to re-focus on badmood’s mission,,No soubt, not unusual, traditional,,badmood holds the ’same sway Bani sadr had over khomeini,,only signs what the boss hands him,,like you say, they’re just hood ornaments as far a decision making.
PR window-dressing, keeper of the flamers, cheerleader,whatever,,office is just down from the boss’.
Bani’s living in paris now, I think, coz’ he wasn’t as effective at the pr work the big beard expected of him.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:07 PMbadmood is most certainly doing his job better than sadr,,, advancing the real powers,,on our dime..
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I mean, not to excuse Bill, but if Hitlary was all you had to look forward to, wouldn’t them chubby little interns look tempting?
C’mon, admit it . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 8:13 PMUsing
That’s the real issue as far as I’m concerned. I wish they would just be honest and admit they invited this America-hating facist to speak because they themselves are self-loathing, America-hating facists. What I find obscene is the fact that they hide behind their “supposed” love of the 1st amendment, and claims of their respect for “diversity of opinion.”
When Columbia U allows US Military recruiters access, and when they apologize and invite Jim Gilchrist of the Minutemen back to speak, maybe then I’ll cut them a little slack. Until then, the powers that be at CU can die in a fire.
Oh, and regarding the photo, it’s an insult to decent homosexuals everywhere. I’d rather spend an eternity with a million America-loving homosexuals, than five minutes with the goat-humping, camel-felching president of Iran.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:18 PMUsing
Wil, under those circumstances, you’d look good buddy.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:21 PMUsing
(Wincing in pain)
September 24th, 2007 at 8:23 PM‘Just thought,,,maybe badmood’s translator accidently gave him a more literal definition of “gay”,,whereupon he spoke true: “There are no happy people in iran”..
‘Done thinkin’ for a while,,
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Hell, if Bubba had enough sense to boink a starlet or at least someone other than a subordinate he’d have been considered a hero in some quarters.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:23 PMI wouldn’t have blamed him fooling around on that soulless harpy.
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Gunsniper:
Babs Streisand? Lincoln Bedroom?
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Goodnight, kids, Gramps is getting silly . . .
September 24th, 2007 at 8:33 PMUsing
If badmood’s really into free speach, then booking Majesty and/or Michell Malkin at tehran u should be a cinch.
Arrma-freakin’-geddon.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:39 PMUsing
Given the choice between Babs and Hilly I think Bubba would have nailed James Brolin instead.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:42 PMUsing
Ain’t that three of the same thing Gunsniper?
Cheapshot
The idea of Emperor Misha I speaking in Tehran makes Armageddon look like a Mr.Rogers episode. Splodeydopin bearded grapes and melons everywhere!
September 24th, 2007 at 8:48 PMUsing
I know that you think I somehow fit into this neat little package of being a ‘Liberal’ and as such we all hate Jews and Israel. The problem with assumptions like that is that they are almost never true.
I was born in Canada to American Jewish parents who moved to Israel in 1954. Because of such, I hold three citizenships.
My parents worked for the American Diplomatic Corps. As a youth, I traveled all over the world including most of the Middle East. I spent a year living and going to school in Tehran.
The point is, I have been around the people in that region for most of my life. I still travel to Israel at least two or three times a year and have lots of family and friends living all over the Middle East.
As far as Iraq sending money and supplies and training people to kill US troops? I hate to disappoint you but the majority of weapons, bombs and insurgents are coming from our good buddies the Saudis. But that would be embarrassing for us to be admitting that fact, since we rely on a lot of their oil right now.
Ahmadinejad is a nutcase, no doubt. He is a tinpot despot that has only been made stronger in the region because we created a vacuum of power in the Middle East by taking out both of its neighbors.
We legitamize him in the eyes of the fundamentalists by attacking him in a public forum and making such a big deal out of his coming to New York.
If we didn’t make such a big deal out of him, he would be relegated to an “also there”. For once, it might have been better to splash the news with Britney Spears’ latest gaffe. It certainly would have given people the idea of how important he really is.
September 24th, 2007 at 8:59 PMUsing
No doubt, they’re among the best heeled contributers, but you have something that can describe what-all?
September 24th, 2007 at 9:18 PMUsing
Im still cleaning the barf off my laptop.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:50 PMUsing
What I find disturbing is leftists, when they assume the duty of civil rights heroes for rights for homosexuals, it’s always Christian targets. IMO, considering how many millenia homosexuality has been regarded as perversion, Christians have evolved leaps and bounds, well beyond what could be called progressive. With in one generation, the Catholic Church has evolved into a very accepting, evolving entity that seeks to understand, accept and compromise in the face of adversity when it comes to this issue. 50 years ago, society (not the church) locked homosexuals up and performed shock therapy or worse. Check out some old textbooks and have a laugh.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:51 PMIf these cause-du-jour, self-righteous children want to impress me, they can push this agenda against the wall of intolerance that is pisslam and see if they keep their pulses for more than a fortnight. There are no gays in Iran for the same reason there are no groundhogs on the golf course in Caddyshack.
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What…he didn’t have a goat handy?
September 24th, 2007 at 10:13 PMUsing
You’d have to get consent from Nancy to exhume his remains first.
If I were married and living on my own, I’d be more than happy to carry that kid.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:54 PMUsing
On second day of his entry in New York, and amid standing ovation of the audience that had attended the hall where the Iranian President was to give his lecture as of early hours of the day, Ahmadinejad said that Iran is not going to attack any country in the world.
Here is the Err America version of his speech
September 24th, 2007 at 11:18 PMUsing
Before President Ahamadinejad’s address, Colombia University Chancellor in a brief address told the audience that they would have the chance to hear Iran’s stands as the Iranian President would put them forth.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:20 PMUsing
Someone should tell him it still counts if you pretend the goat is female.
I hear the liberal students actually booed him when he mentioned the lack of homosexuals in Iran. (Though admittedly they didn’t boo when he compared jews to parasites)
They actually booed the guy! Because they thought that standing up for the gays was more important than figuratively telling the pres and the US military to kiss thier hippie asses!
Liberals who stand behind thier convictions? Don’t tell the DNC, Hillary will bomb them poor misguided college kids back to the stone age.
September 24th, 2007 at 11:29 PMUsing
So … Did the hairy, monkey-faced little bastard get to lay his wreath at Ground Zero or not? Why the fuck was he allowed to go anywhere outside of that insane asylum affectionately known as the U.N.?
September 24th, 2007 at 11:49 PMUsing
What a stupid, ignorant remark.
That’s exactly what they said about Hitler. He’s crazy, ergo he’s harmless.
He’s not the power in Iran? He has plenty of power. He’s head of the IRG - Republican Guards, who have built up a billion dollar fortune at the expense of their compatriots. He sends the “religious police” out to arrest and torture thousands.
If for nothing else, he led the takeover of the American Embassy in Tehran in 1979. One of the former hostages has some words about him. Barry Rosen:
He does not have the right to free speech. He is not an American citizen. Moreover, he grants no one in his country free speech.
September 25th, 2007 at 12:04 AMUsing
AP’s twisted take on this:
The tabloid press led a public outcry over a request by Ahmadinejad to visit the Ground Zero site of New York’s World Trade Center, whose twin towers were felled in the September 11 attacks of 2001.
September 25th, 2007 at 12:07 AMUsing
#47 by DJ Allyn
Well, let’s look at the evidence. You INVARIABLY deny, minimize, and generally pooh-pooh EVERY threat to the existence of Jews in general and Israel in particular. You INVARIABLY take the side of, defend, make excuses for and generally fawn over EVERY person and organization that wants to exterminate every Jew on the planet. You repeatedly deny that Hamas exists for the purpose of committing genocide against Israel. You INVARIABLY take everything said by anti-Jewish sources as infallible Gospel truth, while INVARIABLY dismissing any pro-Israeli source as suspect if not outright liars.
WHAT THE FUCK AM I *SUPPOSED* TO THINK!?
You’ve made it clear which of those three you’re actually loyal to; but like a typical liberal, you want it all ways instead of making a commitment.
And it’s painfully obvious what you ‘learned’ there…
Next time you get a chance kiss them goodbye, because thanks to people like you a LOT of them are likely to die soon.
Of course; that’s why the shaped charges are marked, ‘Made in Iran.’ That’s why US forces have been fired on IN IRAQ by personnel wearing Iranian uniforms.
[Space left open for DJ to make his obligatory ‘false flag’ accusation; which he expects to be accepted merely on his say-so with no evidence whatsoever.]
DJ, a lot of people said the same thing about a little German fellow once upon a time. They were wrong, and so are you; and a lot of people died because of people like you who denied the threat, who were more interested in feeding their egos by denigrating their own people than admitting to an uncomfortable truth. The blood of the last Shoah is on their hands; the blood of the next will be on yours.
Even if Ahmedinejad is a ‘face’ rather than a real power, he is the ‘face’ of a regime intent on the extermination of millions of people - millions whose lives you are willing to wager just for the chance to feel like you’re smarter and better than everyone else. What’s really sickening is that a declared atheist is more concerned about the survival of Israel than you are.
September 25th, 2007 at 3:08 AMUsing
#50 by ACLPoo
That’s because Christians don’t butcher people who disagree with them. Sort of like PeTA focuses on fur instead of leather because it’s safer to attack old ladies than a group of bikers…
September 25th, 2007 at 3:11 AMUsing
Can we stop the lame-ass prissy-exchanges with lib traitors and start killing muslims already? Every last man woman, and child–please??
September 25th, 2007 at 3:24 AMUsing
DukeFenton
I think it’s from the 1980s, but I could come up with a video of a Santa Clarita Moral Majority leader calling for the execution of gays.
Yes, the Church has come a long way (sincerely–not being sarcastic).
September 25th, 2007 at 3:37 AMUsing
Dave:
Don’t you have to declare one or the other eventually? Just curious, not making a smart ass comment.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:41 AMUsing
Psychochick! Where ya been? Haven’t seen ya for a while. Howzit?
September 25th, 2007 at 5:43 AMUsing
Looking at the picture, I’d say that partying with goats and camels had a lot to do with the depth of that kiss… Geez, now I’ve insulted the goats and camels! Damn, I am a bad, bad person
And for those of us who hold several citizenships, may I remind you that true allegiance to the countries that nurtured you, gave you a better education and a solid grasp on decency is not something you triffle with. I am Canadian, and my parents, proud Canadians themselves, have given me the three things I shall NEVER turn my back on. Honour, integrity, pride. This is what I hold as the most sacred. Being a citizen of the world is a great tool, but my native soil is the true root of my very being. No government is perfect, no country is perfect, but I would rather live in Canada than ANY islamic state. Here, I am FREE, as free as any other citizen born in a civilized country. There are a great many things a will reproach my government, but at least, I am free to critize, free to publicize, free to demonstrate. Try that in the land of islam and see how long your head stay attached…
September 25th, 2007 at 7:21 AMUsing
[…] thinks there *are* gays in Iran. And he’s got some pretty good […]
September 25th, 2007 at 7:49 AMUsing
NO.
They may make war on women and children. WE DON’T.
Get it?
September 25th, 2007 at 8:40 AMUsing
And I can point you to a nice tree in my backyard that I have reserved for the eventuality of a nutjob like him passing by my property. I even have the rope handy.
Oh, and the BBQ and cold ones, of course. Such a happy occasion should be marked with a feast. The kids can use his corpse as a pinata afterwards.
Yes, there are nutjobs everywhere. The difference is, we don’t praise and celebrate ours. We belittle, ridicule and disown them and, if they turn their hateful rhetoric into action, we execute them.
Also, what Brendan said. I will happily and without a moment’s remorse wipe out every last bastard with the blood of innocents on his hands, no trial or due process required or even warranted, but I will not commit or endorse wholesale, random slaughter just because we can. No, we can not avoid collateral damage and still fight and win this war (or any other war, for that matter) since our enemy uses innocents as human shields, but we can and MUST avoid deliberate murder.
We want to defeat them, not become them.
September 25th, 2007 at 8:50 AMUsing
OK, this Ahmedenajad is Hitler Act II, said Michael Savage. That’s right, the Angry Conservative Jew of the Airwaves. Savage is absolutely right. Ahmedenjad, or Achmed Demonjob is the next Hitler. He’s been slaughtering Jews, Christians, and homosexuals at will, since he’s been in office, not that the Ayatollah or President Khatami were such angels…… The bastard is going to have nuclear warheads, reactors, and thanks to Russia and China, accurate missile guidance systems to fire them at Israel, the US, Britain, even France (since Sarkozy has the balls to tell him no), and anyone else who won’t tow the wait and see, Chamberlain line.
We had a golden opportunity to make sure ole Achmed could have met an unfortunate end. Back before Jimmy Carter and The Church Committee castrated the CIA and military intel, we’d have given Achmed 2-3 steel jacketed or hollow-point aspirin to the skull, via an unseen sniper. Achmed would be dead, and maybe a problem staved off, or Iran at least aware we mean business. Nope, did not happen. And if we didn’t do it, I’m supprised the ole Mossad didn’t have someone take a crack at Achmed Demonjob. Well, Olmert the gutless saw to that.
God I hope Netanyahu wins the next elections. Israel, like the US needs leaders with toughness, will, and the foresight to unleash the wrath of our assassins on them. That’s right, kick the Cub Scouts out of Langley, Tel Aviv, and Vauxhall, and get the Dirty Dozen back in. We can hope Fred Thomspon wins. As many gung ho Senators, CIA directors, and law enforcement types as he’s played in TV and film, we can hope it’s part of his personality and not just an act. Go Fred!
If the liberals were soooo against totaltarian regimes, where were they to protest Achmed Demonjob? In the balconies and seats, clapping like trained seals. And with matching intelligence. Sorry, I know I just insulted seals all over the world comparing them to the Columbia Chumps…..
What is ludicrous is, as much as the Holocaust is a sacred thing we say we uphold, Spielberg and others were nowhere to publically chastise Columbia or slam Ahmedenajad. Where were they? If the Holocaust is made up, that means that thousands of US, Russian, British and other Allied who liberated and saw the camps were liars, right? That means my grandad and the 4th ID were liars? Patton was faking puking due to the made up stench of the dead? And all the old folks with tattoos, are they liars also? If so, where the fuck did their families, friends and the other 6 million Jews, 5 million Russians, 2 million poles, and thousands of Christians, Jehovah’s witnesses, homosexuals, trade unionists, and the anti-Hitler Plot leaders and families go to? They can’t be in hiding? According to Demonjob they are. And even though these Commies at Columbia didn’t say it, applauding Achmed Demonjob and not booing him more, shows their approval and consent.
Speak now or forever hold your peace. They opted not to speak. Now, they can sit and view the reaction to their silence.
Bastards.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:52 AMUsing
Yep.
I’m not about to ignore the next Hitler. That didn’t turn out too well the last time.
The only appropriate response when encountering a reincarnation of that sick fuck is to pull out a rope and find a tree.
That or “front sight… squeeze… front sight… squeeze…”
NEVER AGAIN.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:56 AMUsing
Your not Roman Catholic are you?
September 25th, 2007 at 11:36 AMUsing
I don’t think candy is going to come out of that.
September 25th, 2007 at 1:41 PMUsing
Well, then send the kids back inside and let the farmers knock the fertilizer out his every orifice ,,’bound to be powerful stuff.
September 25th, 2007 at 3:35 PMUsing
I am, DK, and I know that the Catholic Church takes the “Love the Sinner, Hate the Sin” tack on homosexuality. Indeed, the Church teaches that we must pray for gay men and women especially, as they are faced with an especially heavy cross to bear. Homosexual urges are disordered, but not intrinsically sinful. Like anything in human nature, it is in choosing whether to act on those urges that has a moral component, whether right or wrong. I might have the urge to fornicate with hundreds of different women, but that urge, in and of itself, is neither right nor wrong, but simply a consequence of the Fall. If I give in to that urge is an entirely different matter.
OTOH, is it necessarily wise to TELL a person that you’re praying for them? Not really. Such a thing, especially regarding something as controversial as sex, is as likely to scandalize as edify. Better to pray is secret, and let G-d do the heavy lifting. he is best at it, after all.
September 25th, 2007 at 3:41 PMUsing
LC NCLivingBrit
I don’t think candy is going to come out of that.
Oh, good heavens!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:42 PMUsing
Living Brit, you are a card! Bwahahahaha!
And sire, it’s more like grab neck, and drag knife across Achmed Demonjob’s throat. Let him flop and gag like those executed by his mullahs. Get a little pay back for them allowing amateur priests and mullahs take swipes with swords during the Crusades!
September 25th, 2007 at 4:33 PMUsing
Hell, how else would I get one of yer ‘Merican hotties to marry my crazy self?
See, I’ve always preferred the idea of a couple of nice narrow puncture wounds to the pelvis and abdomen. Let the bastards stew in their own shit for a while. If the blood loss doesn’t get them, the infection will!
September 25th, 2007 at 6:21 PMUsing
Actually no. I was born prior to October 1951 which essentially grandfathered me into having three citizenships. The law was changed about eighteen months after I was born.
But I am saying more than I intended, so I will leave it at that.
September 25th, 2007 at 9:20 PMUsing
DJ-
I think you may be wrong about that there law. Born May 1952 in Mexico. I had to declare my US citizenship at the age of 18 and renounce the dual one with Mexico, BTW. Mom & Dad were US citizens. Dad was writer for the men’s pulps and could work anywhere. Remember Saga, True Adventure, etc? He was in Mexico taking bull fighting lessons or so he maintained.
And as for that picture -
WHERE IS THE BRAIN BLEACH WHEN YOU NEED IT???????
September 25th, 2007 at 11:56 PMUsing
Dave,
For someone as principled as you I have a problem with your answer.. Are you a Canadian, Israel or American?
You may have feelings about where you’re family originated….but what country is hearth and home?
Back when I thought I was going to start the next Rottweiler blog, I asked Misha about dual citizenship and got an unequivocal answer as to why he was willing to declare his allegiance to th U.S. with no if, ands, or buts.
I am not accusing you of being un-American. The question is why you are not making a commitment to citizenship of one country?
This tails into the illegals coming into the U.S. now, they want to be here and make the “good” wages here and have all the advantages, but still want to keep their citizenship with Mexico (and elect the another president that will drive more people north).
September 26th, 2007 at 12:48 AMUsing
Misha
I wasn’t making any supportive comment about Iran’s evil leader. I really do think he’s evil. Holocaust deniers make me kind of psycho. Aside from concern about his people harming our troops and possibly attacking us or Israel in the future, I am also disturbed by the repression of the opposition in Iran.
I was just commenting that fairly recently, there were fringe Christians still threatening homosexuals. I am happy that you have a rope on your tree for them.
Wil
September 26th, 2007 at 2:29 AMThanks for the inquiry! upstate NY for the wedding of my stepdaughter to an ex-army guy. The nest of vipers kept themselves under control, and it was nice.
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PsychoChick:
Glad you enjoyed the wedding!
As to the fringe “Christians”, I believe if one were to look hard enough, it is possible to find some nutjob in nearly every group with some whacked out position. You have to look beyond the nutjobs, and see what the mainstream of the group they claim membership in is saying.
In the immediate instance, mainstream Christianity, while not approving of homosexual ACTS, does not threaten because of the act - indeed, they take great pains to seperate themseves from the ones who do threaten, and try to police them up. “Hate the sin, love the sinner.”
How well is Phred Phelps and his crew of retards received in the mainstream Christian Community?
Oppose this with the latest from the Islamic world - how many mainstream Islamics are actively denouncing the killing of homosexuals in Iran? Aside from a couple of soundbites from PR types (”Of course, Islam is not a violent religion, but . . ” yadayada), the vast majority are at least tacitly supporting such policies with their silence.
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Misha was kind enough to forward an e-mail from you a couple of weeks ago. Did you get my reply? My e-mail has been - er - problematical, shall we say, for the last month or so.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:55 AMUsing
Totally off topic, but I just read this in the morning local papers. I know everyone “loves Fred”, but in the grand scheme of things, he’s no match for The Hildebeast, at least not in states with a swing vote.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:13 AMhttp://www.thnt.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070926/NEWS/70926006
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Wil
That’s why I specified fringe–I had a major problem with the Moral Majority. Mainstream Christian groups vary in their degree of acceptance, but are all pretty reasonable.
I would expect some dissent from intellectual groups that we will never hear about, like the Wahid institute.
If I am correct, Hitler started with the homosexuals.
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Thanks so much–I did get your e-mail–was holding off replying until I felt better (which is now).
Leave the bed for 15 min, and the dog colonizes my spot! Good thing he’s not in China or Korea–he’d be on the menu! Although maybe as a herding breed he’d be considered useful. Australian kelpies will even herd poultry. I should ask Seagoon if herding dogs are valued in China.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:40 AMUsing
Jerry
Which exit? Sorry–couldn’t resist (orig from Del)
I don’t know if I would rely much on statistics from Jersey, considering its proximity to NY. NY politicians would have much more resonance in a near-by state. I would wait until I saw info from other parts of the country.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:45 AMUsing
Nope. If you were born prior to October 1951 you were allowed to keep the dual citizenship. Since you were born AFTER that date, you had to choose.
I am all three. I spend the bulk of my time here in the US, but I also spend a lot of time in Canada (since I am only a couple of hours away) and I try to visit family in Israel at least once or twice a year.
Ah, you want to know where my loyalties lie.
Well, I am an American, and was raised as an American abroad due to my parents work with the US Government.
But I am also a Jew by birth but not practicing, and became an Israeli citizen because we spent a lot of time there at the birth of the nation. There have been some people here question why I never served in Vietnam — I was kinda busy in a more legitimate war at the time. I don’t wear it on my sleeve like a lot of you do about your service — it is more personal to me, and it is nothing that I feel needs bragging about. I did what I felt that I had to do, and to hell with anyone who feels otherwise.
As far as a “loyalty” to Israel?
There are areas where I disagree with how the government of Israel has handled things — even from the beginning. But while I don’t agree with a lot of those things, it doesn’t mean that Israel doesn’t have a right to exist as a nation. I don’t think there is an easy way out for anyone over there — ALL sides have a legitimate argument, and until all of those sides can get together and compromise (and that means giving up something) then there will always be problems.
Personally, I think the Holy Lands should be international, and NOT come under the control of any nation. How that would work, I don’t know. But we are talking about the convergence of the three major religions in this world.
My loyalty to Canada is slight. I have some family there, I drew my first breath there. I could have just as easily been born here in the United States — and would have if it had been two weeks later.
Because I enjoy the freedom I have now, and there really isn’t any reason to choose. Misha had his reasons for picking one over the other — and that is his decision. It works for him, and good for him.
It is not an issue for me, and I don’t even think about it much.
No, the difference is that I am a citizen of this country. They are only here because the Corporations that run this country want to maximize profits and lower costs. Labor is a cost. If they can get a source of labor coming in that is cheaper than what is here already, then they are going to do it.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:05 PMUsing
One liners are the best!:) Nope, no candy, but it sure would be a gratifying thing to whack with a stick.
Maybe there are no gays in Iran. Just queers, lesbos, homos, faggots and fairies … but no gays. Maybe he means nobody is gay, as in nobody is happy. Now THAT I can believe.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:56 PMUsing
Actually, most of us just completed our service, came home and intended to leave that in our past, but you can thank your own kind and their lies about our military for that, beginning with The Winter Soldier himself…
“they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam”
…and continuing right up to the present day.
“GENERAL PETRAEUS OR GENERAL BETRAY US?”
So, yeah, I wear it on my sleeve… and on my bumper… and in my front yard. In fact, I call attention to it wherever and whenever I think it might annoy some Liberal. It seems to work too.
Never forget, never forgive.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:34 PMUsing
Mike M sez:
I didn’t serve, so I don’t have anything to wear on my sleeve. I did, however, work side by side with the military for 10 years of my life, working in armored simulation and training. I spent a lot of time in the field working with and observing armor crews, riding in pretty much everything that’s called an AFV or APC or MBT in the Army and Marine inventory. I got to know a LOT of people who took a lot of ownership of what they did….they worked hard, smart, and with an air of pride and cohesion that I’ve yet to see in the civilian workforce. If I can wear anything on my sleeve, it’s that I might have had a very very small part in helping you to be the best military force that the world has ever seen. I’ll continue to do that by shaking your hand, buying you coffee or a meal if I see you in a restaurant or airport, and letting you know that us simple civilians will not allow the traitors in this country to spit on you or damage your outstanding character with their putrid slurs. The people in the pink t-shirts and the wavers of giant puppets are not deserving of your sacrifice or defense, don’t let them worry you….we honest hard working supportive average Americans will take care of them. Not by acts of violence (unless we’re struck first), but by acts of counter protest and in getting out the truth about you and your mission.
Take pride in what you do, and in the nation that you do it for. Yours is a noble calling, and a noble cause….I’m grateful to you and your brothers and sisters in arms.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:57 PMUsing
And that’s enough.
Jaybear - You don’t have to have actual military service in order to be a patriotic American - your own words prove that. I was simply responding to DJ’s remark that many of us here wear it on our sleeves by trying to give some insight from my perspective. And lest I leave you with the wrong impression, I am not a current member of the armed forces. My actual service dates occurred many, many years ago. In fact, I preceded John Kerry, so I guess I’m one of those guys he was accusing of committing atrocities on a daily basis.
September 26th, 2007 at 6:42 PMUsing
Oh, horse pussy. You have no idea what “my kind” is. You make a lot of fucking assumptions, based on a few topics I choose to talk about here, and decide that you know all about me and “my kind”.
Did you ever stop to consider that whatever YOU experienced in your service might not be the same thing someone else experienced? Even two people in the same place at the same time could come away with two different sets of experiences — especially in something as traumatic as a war. I am NOT going to make excuses for anyone, and I am certainly not going to question anyone else’s service. I am satisfied that if someone received medals and awards, then regardless of what anyone says decades after the fact, that person must have earned them.
Since I am sure that nobody here served with Mr. Kerry, you have no business questioning his service or lack thereof. It is really no different than what MoveOn did in their ad — in fact it is far worse.
I don’t talk about my ’service’ because it is very personal to ME. There are just some things I would rather not talk about, and the ONLY reason I have mentioned it here at all is the fact that I am on so many drugs right now that my inhibitions are a little low. Mostly because I feel my mortality right now.
September 26th, 2007 at 6:55 PMUsing
He’s running? If that’s the case, then all terrorists should stock up on Hanes and Fruit of the Loom.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:03 PMUsing
From the “few” topics you’ve chosen to discuss here, I think you can be fairly characterized as a Liberal, just like John Kerry and the MoveOn bunch, so saying they are “your kind” is not unfair.
I specifically chose the word “their” to exclude you. To my knowledge, you have never made such accusations yourself - but you have defended them. It’s been said here before, but it bears repeating, “If the shoe doesn’t fit, don’t try to wear it”.
September 26th, 2007 at 7:23 PMUsing
And you judge all that from the few topics I choose to comment on here?
There is a lot more to life, or even the political landscape than what you find here on this blog. Frankly, this blog doesn’t cover all the topics that happen every day — there would be no room.
I think I would surprise you in the number of areas we can agree on, and I don’t normally comment on those topics.
I was never a fan of John Kerry. I just felt he was a lesser evil than George Bush, but not by much. He was a jackass during the 2004 election, and I predicted that he could have won IF he hadn’t been so fucking stupid.
I am not a fan of Hillary either, even though I suspect that she is going to win big in 2008. I am definately not in favor of her regurgitated health care plan that can only benefit the insurance companies at the expense of the Middle Class.
I like Obama, but it is too soon for him. Give it eight, maybe twelve years and I think he will be seasoned just right. He has a lot of mistakes left to make before that time.
Edwards? Maybe as some cabinet position, but not as President.
In case you hadn’t caught on by now, I will defend anyones right to say anything they damn well please. I don’t have to agree with them — there are many I don’t agree with — but I wouldn’t ever want to silence their voices.
I learn more from those I don’t agree with than from those I do.
Well, the nurse is coming around with the meds, so I should go for now. Three more days here before I might be able to check out.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:16 PMUsing
Hang in there, bro. And know that I’m putting in a few good words with the Guy Upstairs whether you like it or not — ya heathen!
September 26th, 2007 at 10:36 PMUsing
DJ,
Prayers for you and thanks again for all you do. I’m sure if we sat down and had a beer together we would find that we agree in most things and disagree in few.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:40 PMUsing
Oh I disagree.
Seriously? I have been saying that all along. It just seems like the disagreements are more intensified here because of the narrow topics involved. The thing is, a lot of people here take what I say here and apply it all across the spectrum of their lives where if I disagree here I MUST disagree with every other thing that they hold dear.
I see it happen on the Left too. This is what happens when we start to divide and conquer the populous and keep us shouting at each other over stupid shit. We don’t have time to pay attention to the more important stuff happening in the background.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:54 AMUsing
DJ and Azygos
Don’t want to come in between you two, but sometimes we all tend to over-react and “blow” our disagreements out of proportions. Lots of “important stuff” is happening in the background as you say DJ, but we all seem to be passionate folks when it comes to OUR important stuff. Would be a boring world if we all always agreed, wouldn’t it? Azygos’ intent was noble in my humble opinion. Cold canadian beer anyone…
September 27th, 2007 at 10:05 AMUsing
I’ll take a Molson Ice thank you
September 27th, 2007 at 2:50 PMUsing
I’m thinking that a beer of any kind in my current condition would be a bad idea.
The good news is, I might be released from here tomorrow morning.
September 27th, 2007 at 7:55 PMUsing
That’s great news Dave.
And if you can’t have a beer, I humbly offer to drink one in your stead. Hell, maybe I’ll have a couple of five.
And thanks for your detailed answer on the citizenship earlier. I don’t know if I completely agree, but I can kind of understand your position. I was born here and didn’t have to decide about citizenship. If I had the chance at dual citizenship with Israel, I think that would be a huge decision, but with Canada….
September 27th, 2007 at 8:13 PMUsing
I thought Canada had denizens, not citizens?
I know I’d trade my UK citizenship for three magic beans and a bucket of soil these days, but I’ll have to wait till I work my way into the good graces of the USA first.
September 27th, 2007 at 8:29 PMUsing
I guess since I have had all three for most of my life, and I never had to declare one over the other two, it is something that I have never really had the need to think about.
I like Canada — it is a great place to go and relax. Now that the Loonie is on par with the Greenback, I don’t lose money coming back into the US.
But asking me to choose? Nope. I don’t wanna.
Oh, and for those of you who have always insisted that I am somehow ‘anti-Jewish’, here is what I have been doing instead of driving the nurses crazy. (yeah, I designed and maintain THAT site too.)
September 27th, 2007 at 10:14 PMUsing
DJ
You are welcome ANY TIME, and so are ALL of you. Sorry you can’t enjoy one of our beer, but you find me wishing you the best. Can’t wait to read more of your comments once you’re out and about.
September 28th, 2007 at 7:29 AMUsing