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This just in via PMSNBC:

Bin Laden may have just escaped U.S. forces

Our forces have invaded HELL???

Impressive!

36 Responses to “Right. Sure. Pull The Other One.”
  1. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Boss

    Our forces have invaded HELL???

    Well, we do have some troops in The Fever Swamp On the Potomac, already. That didn’t count?

  2. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    Allegedly, the plan failed because we don’t have enough “dark side” soldiers. You know what this means: we need more Sith, and Emperor Misha is just the man to do the recruiting!

    “Come to the Dark Side. The pay is better, and the women are hotter.”

    First twice? I”M ON A ROLL!

  3. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    That’s what I was thinking.

  4. Deathknyte Comment by Deathknyte

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    Never underestimate the US Army. While the Marines guard Heavens streets, the Army conqured Hell.

  5. Trooper THX1138 Comment by Trooper THX1138

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    dammit! It bumps me down if I edit? :em98: :em58:

  6. Mike M Comment by Mike M

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    Despite whatever wizardry the al-Qaeda A/V techs can conjure up, I remain hopeful that Bin Laden met his demise when he was forced into a dark, dank cavern and smothered. Pretty much just like what some claim happened to Richard Gere’s pet gerbil.

  7. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    I think he is alive :em98: :em08: only because he has a lot of friends. I just we find him and give him a good FDNY/NYPD welcome :em93: Our forces are good, but even they can’t conquer hell.

  8. L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter Comment by L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter

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    But apparently in this case, not enough “dark side” were available. The 82nd, said a second special operations officer, “is a poor substitute … [it is] a blunder to use them on an op with dark side operators.”

    “As you know, you have to go to war with the Army you have, not the Army you want” Donald Rumsfeld, December 9, 2004.

    Obviously, Rummy forgot to bang the table with his shoe like Nikita Kruschev to make certain the liberals were listening.

  9. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Emperor Misha the First

    Please convey my congratulations to your forces! I thought our own soldiers were damn good, but HELL!?! Nope, can’t beat that. Did they bring back any souvenirs..?

  10. Unregistered Pingback by Not happening

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    […] MSNBC claims has-bin Laden “just escaped” US forces. Riiiiiight. […]

  11. BobF Comment by BobF

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    He won’t show his face in public, he hides in caves, and runs when the battle starts…He’s A Coward.

  12. BigDogg Comment by BigDogg

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    As big an ego as he (Bin Laden) had, it stands to reason that if he was alive, he’d be making public appearances every once in a while (and then disappear to hide again) - just to prove that the “Great Satan” can’t keep up with him.

    If he was/is alive, I’d hope that he’d be captured and handed over to a private security “contractor” for some gentle interrogation. :em41:

  13. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    I’m with BigDogg on this one. Even if it was just to “encourage” some poor mindless f..k to become a martyr on a regular basis, we’d hear about Bin LaScareddick. Wouldn’t want that piece of scum to be captured alive though, should this be the case, too many bleeding-f..cking hearts would ask for a “fair trial”. No Sir, just show whatever remains of its bullet-riddled carcass on international news first then send same carcass to his good buddy Ahmadingfuck as a “gift”. I know, I’m just a big hearted Canadian…

  14. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    Gee … I guess we need to take the hunt for OBL more seriously.

    Maybe we should nuke each town where an OBL rumor surfaces?

    It would work in the long run …

  15. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Maybe we should nuke each town where an OBL rumor surfaces?

    Even conventional weapons would likely do the job, LC Kristopher, and without the nasty fallout. But since Moveon.Org runs the gobmint now, I can’t envision that happening. No, OBL will keep “surfacing” like the mutant rodent that he is - the 21st Century version of the buggerman!

    too many bleeding-f..cking hearts would ask for a “fair trial”.

    You got that right, Hardclimber! What a Lib Media Circus that would be! The Intl. Red Cross/Crescent, Amnesty Intl. and Nancy Lugosi would be visting every day to make sure OBL had his three halal hots and a flop and that his dialysis equipment was functioning properly.

  16. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    OFF TOPIC

    Just heard that Canada lost another soldier killed in Afghanistan (dies of his wounds received saturday) with two more wounded today, bringing the total of casualties to 71 since the start of the mission. It might not seem like a lot, but Canada’s Armed Forces number but a few. There isn’t a province which has not suffered from the lost of these soldiers…

  17. Unregistered Pingback by Daily Pundit » Impressive

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    […] Our forces have invaded HELL??? Submit to Stumbled Upon! -Bill Quick comment on this article […]

  18. philmon Comment by philmon

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    Just want to make sure I got this straight…

    Bin Laden (Bin Lyin’ Low) and/or Al-Zawahari (Al-Za-Wild-Harey) might possibly have been in a place we were already attacking with out knowing they were there but we did sorta maybe know but not but coulda been possibly….

    And we didn’t kill them.

    And we didn’t kill them because all the right troops we needed are in Iraq instead of Afghanistan.

    Not because THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THEY WEREN’T F***ING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

    No, the important thing is one more daily headline that says “U.S. OUT OF IRAQ NOW BUSH IS INCOMPETENT VOTE HILLARY”.

    [spit]

  19. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Correction on the OFF TOPIC

    Should read 73 vice 71…

  20. Unregistered Comment by Jalapeno

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    Weekend At Obama’s, perhaps?….

  21. Kristopher, LC Comment by Kristopher, LC

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    Cheryl:
    Even conventional weapons would likely do the job, LC Kristopher, and without the nasty fallout.

    Conventional explosives work by explosive oxidation, and cause the creation of large amounts of greenhouse gases. Nukes do not.

    THe environmentally friendly way to get OBL requires the use of nukes. You also get a lifetime worth of carbon offsets from each collateral casualty as well.

  22. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Kristopher –

    You’ve convinced me. I’ll go with the nukes. Plus the carbon offsets are an additional bonus. Actually, the idea of irradiating the islamonazis appealed to me, but I would not want to be accused of being environmentally unfriendly. :em71: :em71:

  23. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Cheryl, Kristopher

    You might start a new trend, Glow In The Dark Taliban ! No Al Quaeda house should be without one…

    :em99: Let me see the benefits: carbon offsets, clear the garbage, pulverize OBL/Taliban/Al Quaeda hideouts, add romantic glow to Afghanistan sky…
    I’m in!

  24. sig94 Comment by sig94

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    Bin Hidin’ must be getting tired of living like a mountain gerbil; may the Prophet grease his Pathway into Mount Colon.

    And the nukes v. conventional issue? I’m still a big fan of explosive oxidation, especially when it turns terrorists into high speed goat cheese. Ya can’t slip high energy ions into a envelope and mail it to the next of kin along with a bill for the sponge mop and pail used in the deceased’s recovery.

    And a big thanks to our Canadian LCs. Those souls won’t be forgotten.

  25. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    WHE NEVER CAPTURED ADOLF HITLER WWII IS A QUAGMIRE PULL OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Bin Laden may have just escaped U.S. forces

    Dr. Peter Venkman was quoted as saying

    “Dr. Peter Venkman was quoted as saying “We nearly nailed the ugly little spud!”

  27. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    My take? If you want to find bin laden, get a bunch of muslim women, arm them, and turn them loose in the area where he was last seen…I suspect it wouldn’t take long…

  28. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Thank you sig94

    Means a lot, you have no idea how much.

  29. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    And a big thanks to our Canadian LCs. Those souls won’t be forgotten.

    I second that and raise a glass to the soldiers that did not make it home. :em94:

    It also lifts my spirits when I see a Canadian LC posting on the Rottie. :em95: :em34:

  30. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    My take? If you want to find bin laden, get a bunch of muslim women, arm them, and turn them loose in the area where he was last seen…I suspect it wouldn’t take long…

    I was thinking just bomb every single cave in Afghanistan, but that might work too.

  31. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    Trooper THX1138

    dammit! It bumps me down if I edit?

    No, it bumps you down if the post before yours was caught up in the damned spam filter.

    I figure it will take about a month of Boss, Spats, Deej, B.C., et al. rescuing my posts from from the damned spam filter before it finally stops grabbing them all…

  32. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    ….and a Canadian holds the world record for a long distance sniper shot in Afghanistan, HardClimber, if you haven’t seen that writeup, check it out….not even a fluke shot. Those boys are seriously tearing it up. If only our current gov’t would supply them with some better armor and IED Sweeping Technology. Thanks to G.O.D. though that we have Harper for PM than that animal Martin.

  33. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    And a big thanks to our Canadian LCs. Those souls won’t be forgotten.

    Thirded.

    You and they may not be Americans, but you’re all something far more important: You’re brothers. And I hate to lose family.

    (Not to mention that I’ve met quite a few Americans who were a whole fucking lot less American than you, if you look at anything but the passport.)

  34. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    ….and a Canadian holds the world record for a long distance sniper shot in Afghanistan,

    Ask him where he got his Sierra’s,(I suspect),,

    Good investment, them Canucks.

  35. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Thank you ALL

    Canadians, as a whole, are shy about their accomplishments, and yes ACLPoo, we are in serious need of updated armour and IED protection. But I am PROUD of these guys. I’m an old AirForce fighter pilot myself, 25 years of it! Don’t wear it on my sleeve, just in my heart…

  36. MegaTroopX Comment by MegaTroopX

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    Our forces have invaded HELL???

    Satan: Imp! Bring me my brown pants! :em99: