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Spine Spotted Among Glitterati, Film at Eleven
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Funny Shit7:34 PM
OK, so it’s not exactly earth-shattering news and His Majesty is sure that John Cole will berate him for taking away attention from The Mess That Is Iraq™, followed by Rick Moran, who will ask him pointedly: “oh yeah, but has it won the war?”, but, then again, His Majesty couldn’t care less even with his Master’s Degree in Indifference from WhoGivesAShit U. We still like this little bit.
We remember when Gwen Stefani were told that her sinful infidel dress code was Too Sexy For Malaysia and she jumped into a burlap sack so fast that the seams almost tore. Granted, it also made us wonder, given her eagerness to do anything for money, how much money it would take to strip instead, but we digress.
So, even though Beyonce is somebody that we otherwise have absolutely no opinion of other than we’re happy that her music doesn’t make us want to reach for our guns, we have to tip our hat to her ever so slightly here.
If only our politicians had the same kind of spine as a clueless pop starlet, things might look a lot differently today. After all, “no” IS a perfectly acceptable answer, even if it might hurt the feelings of people who want to murder you in horrible ways.
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Think maybe she could lend a few feet of backbone to Congress? Might do a world of good.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:02 PMUsing
Foist!
October 1st, 2007 at 8:02 PMUsing
The ironic thing is that she probably has no clue about the political ramifications of the issue.
It’s just common sense: when someone impugns your personality, implies that you’re indecent, and treats you as a second class citizen because of your gender, a good American says “thanks but no thanks.”
At least, those Americans who haven’t been indoctrinated into the worldview that actually considers “diversity” to be a moral value in and of itself.
What a difference forty years makes, huh?
October 1st, 2007 at 8:08 PMUsing
Though her music is definitely not my bag, Beyonce is not anybodys dummy. If you have any idea of her career, she has carefully engineered it to be where she is today. And it doesn’t hurt that she is pretty good to look at also.
Maybe she can lend an inch or so of spine to the Democrats. That will double their stockpile.
October 1st, 2007 at 8:43 PMUsing
Never was a Bouncy fan. Until now. Gawd I’ve had an ass-full of these muslim clowns.
October 1st, 2007 at 9:13 PMUsing
Don’t always like her, but I am glad she did this.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:28 AMUsing
Good on yer, Beyonce!
While I don’t care much for her music, (don’t dislike it, just don’t go out of my way to listen to it. (To her fans, sorry, Not enough guitar!)), she has always struck me as someone that does what she does, and if you don’t like it, too frakkin’ bad.
But she does manage to be a turbo hottie without running around with her naughty bits exposed to the world. (as opposed to certain other idjits.) Gotta respect that.
And now she shows spine. Maybe we need to get her elected to Congress?
Nah, probably too smart for that.
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:04 AMUsing
Folks
If those jellyfish called politicians showed that kind of determination when dealing with the islamoturds, the world would be a much better place. Well done Beyonce!
Hey, regardless of whether we like her music or not, maybe SHE should be a member of Congress! She might be able to show the rest of these jokers how to re-acquire a set of “cojones” they were so eager to discard… 
October 2nd, 2007 at 7:31 AMUsing
Beyonce has her act together re her carreer, which is apropos of the rest of her life, IMO. I think she is getting good advice, and making sure the things she does have staying power and class.
good for her.
(Austin Powers voice):
“oh behave!”
October 2nd, 2007 at 1:56 PMUsing
Good for her. About time one of them told those clowns what for.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:10 PMUsing
Meanwhile, Bangkok is full of arabs looking for poontang. Muslims are only religious when there’s violence involved. Put a few bucks in their pockets from oil sales, and they become a pack of wild dogs.
- Beautiful.
October 2nd, 2007 at 5:36 PMUsing