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Not only is it Leif Erikson’s Day today, the day when we celebrate the discovery of America by intrepid Vikings (the only kind there is), even though we’ve later named it after Cristoffer Colon to avoid hurting the pansy’s feelings, oh no, there are even better things to celebrate too!

LC Crunchie 0311 reminds us that today is ALSO the day when we get to light up a Cuban cigar (not that we’d have any, of course) and celebrate the death of Ernesto “Che” Guevara, that unwashed, murderous, communist pig.

Every time we see that picture, we get this terrific urge to go smoke a pig.

Enjoy Hell, Che, we’re sure that they’re enjoying you!

To properly honor the occasion, you should immediately go find the nearest hippie, jab him in the ribs and say:

“Che’s dead, baby, Che’s DEAD”

Then laugh maniacally as his eyes tear up and he starts pissing and drooling all over himself.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

31 Responses to “A Day of Celebrations in the Empire”
  1. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Every picture of that asshole looks like he’d be dumpster diving just beforehand.

  2. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    And the angels SING!

  3. mongrul Comment by mongrul

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    Looks like some of the scum our boys have been scrapping off the bottom of their boots over in the sand box! Are you sure he’s not being reincarnated over and over and over and over again in the witches cauldron that is now the speakers office in congress?

  4. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    And in other news, Che Guevara…is still Dead.

  5. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    you should immediately go find the nearest hippie, jab him in the ribs and say:
    “Che’s dead, baby, Che’s DEAD”

    Then laugh maniacally as his eyes tear up and he starts pissing and drooling all over himself.

    :em99:

  6. ACLPoo Comment by ACLPoo

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    I like the ProtestWarrior.com’s protest placard:

    “Communism only killed 100,000,000 people,
    Let’s give it another chance”

    …or something to that effect. Better yet, they march those signs through real protests, and the reactions are priceless.

  7. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    Not only is it Leif Erikson’s Day today, the day when we celebrate the discovery of America by intrepid Vikings (the only kind there is), even though we’ve later named it after Cristoffer Colon to avoid hurting the pansy’s feelings

    I agree. What up with Columbus: an Eye-talian working for Spain? Unacceptable!

    And which Polack was his navigator? Homer Simpsonski?

    disclaimer: above extremely tongue-in-cheek ;-)

  8. Tom The Impaler Comment by Tom The Impaler

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    And what did this great warrior do when faced with capture? Did he fight the rightist scum to the last? Did he lead the charge into the cannon’s thunder?

    Nope,

    He threw down his gun and said

    “Do not shoot! I am Che Guevara, and worth more alive than dead!” :em99:

    The army disagreed.

  9. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Yes. But who remembers the real hero?

    (More here.)

  10. Demosthenes Comment by Demosthenes

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    “To send men to the firing squad, judicial proof is unnecessary. These procedures are an archaic bourgeois detail. This is a revolution! And a revolutionary must become a cold killing machine motivated by pure hate.”

    Rot in pieces.

    null

  11. Unregistered Comment by Draven32

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    And I look at that picture and think…

    Look at all the M-1 Carbines and Garands!!!!!

  12. Syndic Nuruodo Comment by Syndic Nuruodo

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    A nice “who said” test for you all.

    “1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

    A. Karl Marx
    B. Adolph Hitler
    C. Joseph Stalin
    D. None of the above

    2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few…and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity.”

    A. Lenin
    B. Mussolini
    C. Idi Amin
    D. None of the Above

    3) “(We)…can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”

    A. Nikita Khrushev
    B. Josef Goebbels
    C. Fidel Castro
    D. None of the above

    4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own…in order to create this common ground.”

    A. Mao Tse Dung
    B. Hugo Chavez
    C. Kim Jong Il
    D. None of the above

    5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”

    A. Karl Marx
    B. Lenin
    C. Brezhnev
    D. None of the above

    6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”

    A. Pinochet
    B. Milosevic
    C. Saddam Hussein
    D. None of the above

    Answers:

    (1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
    (2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
    (3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
    (4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
    (5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
    (6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

  13. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Post#12-where did you get the quotes?

  14. Syndic Nuruodo Comment by Syndic Nuruodo

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    I’ll ask the dude who sent this to me.

  15. Unregistered Pingback by Drat

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    […] If I’d known in advance I would’ve had a party or something: yesterday was the anniversary of Che Guevara’s demise. […]

  16. LC NCLivingBrit Comment by LC NCLivingBrit

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    He was worth more dead than alive, once you figure in the metals value of the bullet used to send him to Hell :)

  17. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Tom the Impaler

    “Do not shoot! I am Che Guevara, and worth more alive than dead!”

    Actually, I am still seeing T-shirts with his face on them worn by university students and wannabe hippies here in Canada. These uninformed dimwits know-it-all look upon that turd as some kind of hero. Go figure?!? I guess profits from the sale of these T-shirts are proving that he is worth more dead than alive! :em99:

    Syndic Nuruodo, if these comments from Hillarious are accurate (somehow, I hope that they’re not) it means she fully intends to turn the U.S. into a “socialist collective”. She must regret the death of Che baby, now she has to find another commie to fellate…

  18. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Syndic Nuruodo, if these comments from Hillarious are accurate (somehow, I hope that they’re not)

    I can vouch for #1 at least, since I wrote a post about it when she made it a few years or so ago.

    The others certainly sound like her as well.

  19. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Che Guevera, what a frickin joke. Rot in pieces, you pendejo! Rumor has it the CIA helped shoot ole Che while he was trying to rig a violent takeover in Bolivia. Didn’t you learn from Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid? DON’T GO TO BOLIVIA, UNLESS YOU WANNA GET SHOT! Obviously someone did not learn.

    Alo, my name is Che Guevera, you kill my guerrillas, prepare to d…. (BLAM! machines go off)

  20. LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech Comment by LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech

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    Ohh, I’d say he learned,,if not in timely, but in a very proper fashion that will serve as an objective lesson to the observant.

    The rest can just visit the taxidermist if they get lonely.

  21. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Misha I

    I can vouch for #1 at least, since I wrote a post about it when she made it a few years or so ago.

    The others certainly sound like her as well.

    If that is the case, I cry for you America should she get elected. Heck, she sounds like a female version of Che WhogivesaShit! Socialist, communist, Hillarist, yep, should be interesting…

  22. Syndic Nuruodo Comment by Syndic Nuruodo

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    These quotes from Billary are real, but some people argue that they were “taken out of context”.
    (Just like the jihadist ideas in the Qur’an are quoted “out of context” by infidel islamophobes.)

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/marxist.asp

    So we have to understand that Billary’s socialism is not really a socialism, even when it is:

    http://www.votehillary.org/CMS/node/1600

    She’s always misinterpreted.
    It’s a vast right-wing conspiracy.

    http://www.townhall.com/columnists/AmandaCarpenter/2007/06/04/clinton_something_has_to_be_taken_away_from_some_people

    http://www.littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=11552

    http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_092407/content/01125116.guest.html

  23. hOOt Gibson Comment by hOOt Gibson

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    Rumor has it, Hillary has a tattoo of Che’ on her flabby thigh……but I’ve never(would never want to go) been there.

    hOOt :em95:

  24. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    hOOt Gibson

    I knew it, she had to have Che baby memorabilia somewhere!!! She has tighs? Judging by the way she dresses (pants suits always) it would be difficult to judge whether they’re flabby or not, her girlfriend would know though. But she still scares me to no end my friend. Can you imagine THAT becoming the Prez of the most powerful nation on earth!?!?!? Now I’ll be having nightmares, and I don’t even live in the States!

  25. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    Can you imagine THAT becoming the Prez of the most powerful nation on earth!?!?!

    I keep saying to myself that it can’t happen here, Hardclimber, but it’s starting to look more probable. I keep thinking about it. If this Stalinista becomes president of the USA, Canada will suffer as well, you can count on it. May G-d help us!

  26. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Cheryl

    Yes, I know full well my country would be affected. Somehow, I keep hoping that my American friends will find it in their hearts not to do that to themselves, and save their nation from sinking into a “CastroHillarious paradise” with Canada in tow…
    I love my country, and anything that might affect it is always looked at very, very carefully. I wish you well…

  27. ORWAC86 Comment by ORWAC86

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    “Every time we see that picture, we get this terrific urge to go smoke a pig.” :em95:

    Just like those dudes just did!

  28. LC HOGHEAD II Comment by LC HOGHEAD II

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    May Castro be next

  29. Unregistered Comment by manofaiki

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    “Long live the revolucion’! Long Live Communism! Long live…”

    BANG!!

    “Guess they outlived you.”

  30. LittleRott84 Comment by LittleRott84

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    I like the ProtestWarrior.com’s protest placard:

    “Communism only killed 100,000,000 people,
    Let’s give it another chance”

    …or something to that effect. Better yet, they march those signs through real protests, and the reactions are priceless.

    I’ve got stories for you.

    I was involved in Protest Warrior a couple of years ago, and I got called a “disgrace” by a little old lady while marching through with an Israeli flag.n That was the day I was dubbed an “honorary Jew”.

  31. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    To properly honor the occasion, you should immediately go find the nearest hippie, jab him in the ribs and say:

    “Che’s dead, baby, Che’s DEAD”

    Then laugh maniacally as his eyes tear up and he starts pissing and drooling all over himself.

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That’s truly great- I’ve got to try it myself sometime! :em99: