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Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » The Gorebecile Joins the Dhimmi Khadr, Yassir Arafat Memorial Hall of Fame
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Much to absolutely nobody’s surprise, the EUroweenie “Leftist Nutjob of the Year” Award went to the Gorebecile for his outstanding work in creating a work of fiction based on nothing resembling facts, advancing global transnational socialist government and promoting a new religion.

If any of you are left wondering what on Earth creating a PowerPoint slideshow based on made-up assertions and untruths, as asserted by a court of law and a number of scientists too large to mention, has to do with peace, you haven’t been paying attention. The Nobel Peace Prize may be a lot of things, but a recognition of an individual or organization’s efforts to promote actual peace hasn’t been one of them since time immemorial.

El Baradei got it for running interference for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who wants nothing more than to “create peace” by wiping out a large portion of the world’s population with nukes that El Baradei has done everything in his power to allow him to create.

Dhimmi Khadr got it for kindly looking the other way, defending genocidal dictators and whitewashing mass murder (oh, and to “provide a kick in the leg to those Evil Bush Loving Neocons and their Global Allies”).

Yasser Arafat got it for his tireless efforts to finish the job that Adolf Hitler had begun, and now the Goreacle™ got it for promoting a false religion whose demands, if met, will lead to global poverty and starvation.

Beginning to see a pattern here?

Obviously, the “peace” that the Nobel Peace Prize promotes is the peace of the grave.

Nobody deserves it more than the Goreacle™. After all, neither Hitler nor Stalin were available for consideration.

54 Responses to “The Gorebecile Joins the Dhimmi Khadr, Yassir Arafat Memorial Hall of Fame”
  1. 1oldleg Comment by 1oldleg

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    NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    :em38: :em72: :em98:

    aaannnd BTW first!

  2. maxxpig Comment by maxxpig

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    All hail the mighty and large headed Goreacle!
    Now if only he’ll run for the nomination thus providing us peasants much opportunity for laughter and jocularity. Of course it would also put a bee in Shrillery’s bonnet and that would be a plus.
    First!

  3. maxxpig Comment by maxxpig

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    Curses! Foiled again!

  4. DaToad Comment by DaToad

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    Maybe a better candidate would have been General Than Shwe. Ask all the monks he just laid to peace, I’m sure they would agree. Ask one of the earlier NPP winners, Aung San Suu Kyi, how peaceful it has been living under house arrest for the last 15-16 years, she’ll tell ya.

    The NPP is just drivel to make the lefties feel good. Kinda like all the awards the entertainment community bestows upon themselves.

  5. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Now, Majesty, honestly, what did you expect from these shit-fer-brains socialist fuckwidts?

    Especailly after AlGore used all that Soros annonymouse donor money to grease the skids.

  6. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    Now, Majesty, honestly, what did you expect from these shit-fer-brains socialist fuckwidts?

    As I said: “Much to absolutely nobody’s surprise,…”

  7. LC Wil Comment by LC Wil

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    Maybe next year, they will take off the flimsy excuse for camoflage they wear, be honest with the rest of the world, and give the award to Osama bin Laden. Perhaps a special “Honorable Mention” to Stalin or Beria.

    Hell, cut out the middle man completely, and just award it to Satan, in perpetuity, and get it over with.

  8. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Misha I

    If any of you are left wondering what on Earth creating a PowerPoint slideshow based on made-up assertions and untruths, as asserted by a court of law and a number of scientists too large to mention

    When a money-making industry like the Global Warming, Scare Mongering, Fact Twisting, Pour Grant Money in Order to Get the Answers We Want starts rolling, its pretty difficult to stop, if not impossible. But at least a judge saw through the nonsense and called it “untruths”. If enough people were exposed to this ruling, just maybe some sense of reality would sink in and real, non-partisan, non-political biased research be demanded to get real answers, not politically motivated ones…

    Nobel Prize. Another joke strangely resembling the United Numbskulls organization, finding excuses to justify its existence. Ahmafuckhead will probably be the one getting it next year, if giving it to Gore baby over a mythical problem is any indication…

  9. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    I wonder if Alfred Nobel is wretching his guts out in the Great Beyond?

    Certainly contributions to world peace ought not included Terrorism Continued for Yasser Arafat, Appeasement by Neville Chamberlain, or even Jimmy Carter’s Sham Peace Accords that allowed Israel to lose land it won in 2 wars….Back in the day it included folks like Teddy Roosevelt, who helped end the Russo-Japanese War in 1905, the peacemakers who tried to end WWI, and others. However, Nobel’s once good prize has been knocked up and bastardized by the Eurotrash pro-leftard, Islamist, anti-Jew, pro-nihilist sons of bitches of Europe. I think Jesus and Mr. Nobel wept after this….

    Well, since the Goreacle got the Nobel Prize, he will NEVER SHUT UP. Never. The only plus is somehow strapping a turbine fan to that pie hole of his, and allowing the never ending hot air to power a continent. Other than that, it’s like hearing a leftist Ben Stein with a bad southern drawl.

    Thanks for nothing Stockholm!

  10. BauerPower Comment by BauerPower

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    Here are some nominees for next year’s Nobel Peace prize

    Kim Jong Il- for his pursuits to make Asia his own empire and peaceful, after he nukes Japan, South Korea, Australia, the US and others into oblivion. And he may do it, thanks to the Clinton’s reactor sales and the Chinese targeting systems syphoned out of the US, under Clinton’s nose to appease Chinese contributors for 1996 election.

    Hugo Chavez- for aligning, aka bullying, South America to unite against the richer gringos of the US and Canada. And someday Hugo too will pacify the Western Hemisphere, aftery purifying and purging all dissenters and killing opposition.

    Mahmud Ahmedenajad- Iran’s Fuhrer, will make sure the Mid East is peaceful, thanks to the UN’s threat of a stern letter to his parents. And of course, Russia enabling Iran’s missiles to wipe out Israel, minus the West Bank and Gaza; along with parts of the US, UK, France, and even Germany. Yes, the Krauts and Frenchies are now on board after seeing that appeasing does nothing.

    It may tough for the Nobel judges to pick one winner amongst these three, but I’m sure they’ll pick the most paradoxal of them. IE who claims they are most peaceful with the highest body count that the press would gladly try and hide under the rug.

    Here’s the New World Order, and boy does it suuuuuuuuuck!

  11. LC HOGHEAD II Comment by LC HOGHEAD II

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    Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket“>

  12. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Jeezus HogHead, That puts a sour taste on the morning coffee….. :em38:

    So what’s next for gore? will he finally earn that merit badge in tent making now? judging by Hoghead’s picture, it looks like he’s already searching for a tent pole….

    He joins a distinguished list of winners ya’ know:

    yasser arafat
    mohamed el baradei
    international labour organization
    united nations peacekeeping forces (1988)
    jimmy carter
    kofi annan
    amnesty international

    gore and the above mentioned have diminished the value of this “prize”, there have been some very good winners in the past…people who have deserved it:
    Albert Schweitzer
    Cordell Hull
    Martin Luther King
    George Marshall
    Mother Teresa
    Teddy Roosevelt
    Lech Walesa
    those are great people, the importance of their contributions to the world are cheapened by a sham artist like gore or any of the others in the first list.

  13. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Hoghead

    If this picture was used in time of war, it would be considered “having committed an atrocity” against humanity!

    Sweet Swinging Mama, you know no bounds!!!

    Phone’s ringing, bet’ya its the Geneva Convention folks! Yep, Hey, Hoghead, phone!

  14. BigDogg Comment by BigDogg

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    This simply represents another attempt by those outside the US (in this case, euroweenies) to influence politics inside the US. Much like Dhimmi Carter’s prize didn’t reflect his contributions to world peace (it was, instead, a protest statement to the war in Iraq), this award reflects an impotent slap at the US.

    Let’s see now - Gore has an Oscar and the NPP. Is there anything he can’t win???

    Oh yeah … that’s right … the Presidency.

  15. LC Shamalama Comment by LC Shamalama

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    1. Mr Gore’s assertion that a sea-level rise of up to 20 feet would be caused by melting of ice in either West Antarctica or Greenland “in the near future”. The judge said this was “distinctly alarmist” and it was common ground that if Greenland’s ice melted it would release this amount of water - “but only after, and over, millennia”.
    2. The film had also asserted that low-lying inhabited Pacific atolls “are being inundated because of anthropogenic global warming” - but there was no evidence of any evacuation having yet happened.
    3. The documentary had also spoken of global warming “shutting down the Ocean Conveyor” - the process by which the Gulf Stream is carried over the North Atlantic to western Europe. The judge said that, according to the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), it was “very unlikely” that the Ocean Conveyor, also known as the Meridional Overturning Circulation, would shut down in the future, though it might slow down.
    4. Gore had also asserted - by ridiculing the opposite view - that two graphs, one plotting a rise in C02 and the other the rise in temperature over a period of 650,000 years, showed “an exact fit”. The judge said that, although there was general scientific agreement that there was a connection, “the two graphs do not establish what Mr Gore asserts”.
    5. Gore had asserted that the disappearance of snow on Mt Kilimanjaro was expressly attributable to global warming. The judge said this had “specifically impressed” the Environment Secretary David Miliband. But the scientific consensus was that it cannot be established that the recession of snows on Mt Kilimanjaro is mainly attributable to human-induced climate change.
    6. The drying up of Lake Chad was used in the film as a prime example of a catastrophic result of global warming, said the judge. “However, it is generally accepted that the evidence remains insufficient to establish such an attribution. It is apparently considered to be far more likely to result from other factors, such as population increase and over-grazing, and regional climate variability.”
    7. Gore ascribes Hurricane Katrina and the consequent devastation in New Orleans to global warming, but there was “insufficient evidence to show that”.
    8. Gore had also referred to a new scientific study showing that, for the first time, polar bears were being found that had actually drowned “swimming long distances - up to 60 miles - to find the ice”. The judge said: “The only scientific study that either side before me can find is one which indicates that four polar bears have recently been found drowned because of a storm.”
    9. Gore said in the film that coral reefs all over the world were bleaching because of global warming and other factors. The judge said the IPCC had reported that, if temperatures were to rise by 1-3 degrees centigrade, there would be increased coral bleaching and mortality, unless the coral could adapt. But separating the impacts of stresses due to climate change from other stresses, such as over-fishing, and pollution was difficult. The government declined to comment.

    Schools in the UK will have to issue a warning before they show pupils Al Gore’s controversial film about global warming. Stewart Dimmock said the former U.S. Vice-President’s documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, is unfit for schools because it is politically biased and contains serious scientific inaccuracies and ’sentimental mush’.

  16. Unregistered Comment by Cheryl

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    :em93: Damn, Hoghead - :em99:

    Now you’re gonna make BC jealous.

    Speaking of jealous, the Fruitfly Man of Toronto [Suzuki] must be spitting quarters that HIS contribution to the False Religion of Climate was not so recognized. After all, he’s be conning the gullible for so-o-o-o much longer than the Goreacle. Well, there’s always next year…. :em95:

  17. Unregistered Comment by mindy1

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    Like I said on the other post, what has he done for PEACE? I like the enviroment, but he has done nothing for peace. I agree, alfred nobel must be confused and annoyed.

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    […] no doubt freak out that Al Gore was a co-winner of the Nobel Peace Prize (for example, as well as here and here), I was both unsurprised and overall pretty much had he same reaction as James Joyner, […]

  19. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Well now that there is no longer any question that these pseudo-”intellectual” public shows of socialist masturbation have been outed for the shams that they are…can we ignore them next year?

  20. DJ Allyn,  ITW Comment by DJ Allyn, ITW

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    Dammit! I nominated you.

  21. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    :em93: Damn, Hoghead - :em99:

    Now you’re gonna make BC jealous.

    Naaaaah. That kind of hilarious shi’ite just inspires me. :em93:

    Gore Supporters React To Nobel News

  22. LC Mike in Chi Comment by LC Mike in Chi

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    LC Mrs. M-ITT™ says:

    …can we ignore them next year?

    Next year will be the penultimate Horror of HilBilly™, to be followed in the near future with their ‘can do no wrong’ spawn. Gored, Arafuc, KKKahtah, et al, are all proof that Nobel’s guilt is coming back to bite him like this quote of his before nuclear weapons became the ultimate in mass detonation.

    My dynamite will sooner lead to peace than a thousand world
    conventions. As soon as men will find that in one instant, whole armies
    can be utterly destroyed, they surely will abide by golden peace. —Alfred Nobel

    Oops, looks like this Al can’t predict the future either.

    Oh yeah … that’s right … the Presidency.

    Please, please, please…

  23. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    “Running for president would mean returning to a role he’d already transcended,” Pooley wrote on Time’s Web site. “He’d turn into — again — just another politician, when a lot of people thought he might be something better than that.”

    :em38:
    I’m sorry, statements like that just leave me speechless. :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38: :em38:

  24. NevadaDailySteve Comment by NevadaDailySteve

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    http://www.usasurvival.org/cultofgaia.html

    I ran across this awhile back. It sounds pretty crazy but it is the Gorbecile they’re talking about.

    :em41:

  25. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Next time they might just as well roll out Osama Bin Rotting’s fetid corpse out to the dais and give him the award.

    The most disgusting part of all this is Al Snore actually believes he deserves the award and has accomplished something of value.

  26. Radical Redneck Comment by Radical Redneck

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    I would rejoice if the Gorebecile ran. Hitlery’s odious smear machine (and self) would would so enrage that unstable buffoon, that he’d surely spitefully run on a 3rd party ticket splitting the Dhimmis right down the middle.

    Run Gorebecile Run.

  27. Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P. Comment by Sir Guido Cabrone, LC, M.o.P.

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    NevadaDailySteve

    just another politician, when a lot of people thought he might be something better than that.”

    Well, I have to admit, even a parasitic infestation is better than a politician…

    Oops! Now I think about it, politicians ARE a parasitic infestation!

    Okay, how about politicians are one step below fermented cow manure?

  28. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Oh well, I guess saving 2500 children from the ovens doesn’t quite measure up the Nobel Committees exacting standards. Maybe if she had thrown them in instead, she would have been more deserving.

  29. thepresenceusmc Comment by thepresenceusmc

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    What a little shit Gore is! This is almost as funny as giving Walter “I Love Stalin” Durante the Pulitzer for covering up communist genocide in the Gray Hag. Funny, they both won medals for lying in support of Marxism. How fitting for the leftist phonies.

  30. LC RobertHuntingdon Comment by LC RobertHuntingdon

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    Barf. Folks, I have to take issue with y’all saying that Teddy Roosevelt winning the NPP for mediating the Russo-Japanese war was a “good” winner. Not even close. Oh at the time it probably looked good, but looking back at history after the fact it was a horrible joke. Especially since his “mediation” did NOTHING to salve the wounded Russian pride of certain key communist scum buckets who went on to help cause the world to go through nearly 100 years of hell on earth. Maybe nothing could have prevented their subsequent takeover of Russia after all, but the fact that he didn’t even bother to try completely disqualifies him completely in every way from his NPP being considered worthy.

    Suggested new rule: to be considered for the NPP you must have actually created some sort of peace — or at least semi-peaceful situation — that lasted for over a century and you must be safely dead and buried (or have been disbanded if an organization) for at least 50 years.

    RH

  31. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Crunchie sez:

    Oh well, I guess saving 2500 children from the ovens doesn’t quite measure up the Nobel Committees exacting standards. Maybe if she had thrown them in instead, she would have been more deserving.

    Oh no way man…if she had done that she would have increased her carbon footprint……

    black humor, I guess that’s all we got left when talking about this bloated narcissist eh?

    OT, Hey Crunch, I’m going to go take a second look at a 1903 Springfield that I found this week, comes with bayonet and scabbard. I’m not sure I can afford the asking price of $1100 though, if I can’t talk them down I’ll have to pass on it….that and I’m not sure it’s in good firing condition (another sticking point), good looking rifle though

    we now resume our normal broadcast :em93:

  32. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Yep black humor is all that come from this BS.

    RE the ‘03. Any provenance on it to make it worth $1100? Did it kill the Kaiser or sumthin’?

  33. mongrul Comment by mongrul

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    Unfortunately, the so called “Judge” still maintains that what the fatjackassocle has said is true! Similar to what Dan Rather (than truth) (Found here :em93: ) did with the Bush national guard story. The so called “Judge” found fault with a few ass(hat)ertions, but did not debunk the whole film, or the premise of man made globullshit warming in general. This was a minor victory for the sane crowd, we need to keep hammering on what’s left of the sane leadership (if there is any) to bury this farce once and for all!!! :em96:

    And for those of you who still wonder why the climate is changing, or getting warmer, (which we all know and except) I want you too look into the big, massive, nuclear fireball in the sky for as long as you can…keep your eyes open, don’t blink. After you’ve gone blind from the searing pain and heat, report back here, and let us know if you have any questions about the TRUE cause of global warming!!!

    (Note to dumbasses: I will not be held responsible for any injuries caused by staring into the sun. This is satire, if you want to stare into the cause of normal, natural climate change, please put a box on your head, and don’t poke any holes in it.

    You’ve been warned!!!

  34. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Crunchie

    RE the ‘03. Any provenance on it to make it worth $1100? Did it kill the Kaiser or sumthin’?

    I checked out the factory stamp on the block and looked for other markings, it’s authentic but I didn’t see anything special about it. I paid $700 for my Garand, and I feel that that is a reasonable price for the ‘03…..but I want to make sure that it ’s in firing condition, I have enough legacy guns willed to me by my father that are not in firing shape. Fun to look at but ya’ can’t play with ‘em

    Do you know what the average price for an ‘03 is?

  35. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    Not sure Jaybear, but $1100 sounds a bit steep. Check the Civilian Marksmanship Program, see what they have. You’re an NRA member right?

  36. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Yep Crunchie,

    I’m signed on as a lifetime NRA member…I’ll check out the CMP and see what they say.

  37. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    I paid $700 for my Garand

    $285 for mine, back in ‘89. Neener, neener! Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  38. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    I’m signed on as a lifetime NRA member…

    Music to my ears, Brother Jaybear…….both of us. If only we all get one person to join. I take my copies of First Freedom to work….and they are read by others. My wife is now a member, myself a life member, I was instrumental in getting my former boss interesting in shooting, now the proud owner of a Glock .40. My best friend a life member. Hell, damn near all of my friends own guns or shoot and/or are NRA members. Maybe it’s contagious, huh? We all share a view minimal governance remains the best.

  39. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    *Looks around for that fuckin’ “Seriously OT” button…*

    :em96: :em98: :em41:

  40. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    $285 for mine, back in ‘89. Neener, neener! Sorry, couldn’t resist.

    :em58:

    yahhh, and the next thing you’ll tell me is that you can shoot better than me too!! :em93:

    Ohhhhhh, my shattered self esteem :em71:

    Hey Cave, one of my students gave me advanced notice that he was going to be absent today, he and his Dad were going up into the hills for the first day of deer season…we naturally started talking about guns and hunting and found out that his whole family belong to the NRA…you could almost see the walls of the high school shudder at our blatant political incorrectness.

  41. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    BC sez:

    *Looks around for that fuckin’ “Seriously OT” button…*

    Ok…Ok… back on topic

    I wonder if gore owns a Garand and what did he paid for it? does he buy a carbon offset for each clip he fires off?

  42. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Oh yeah, I found the back on topic button:

    babbat

    consider it pressed Oh Mighty Torturer :em93:

  43. Unregistered Pingback by Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler » Blog Archive » Open thread!!!~

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    […] figure that when BC starts grousing about something being off-topic (as he did here), then it’s prolly time to have an open thread. ‘Sides, there hasn’t been one in […]

  44. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    “oops…”

  45. Ten-Ten Comment by Ten-Ten

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    “Seriously OT”

    The topic is the Nobel Peace Prize.

    Peace is achieved through superior firepower.

    The 1903 went toe to toe with the Mauser 98.

    And won, thus securing peace.

    But this IS off topic.

    Tipper had already awarded Al with a similar award.

    After repeated lack luster atempts in the sack, she gave him the “No Bell Piece Prize”

    :em99: :em99:

    (I crack me up.)

  46. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    Ten-Ten…

    :em99: :em99: :em99: :em69:

  47. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Ten-Ten

    That merits a re-post on the Open Thread

    :em99: :em99:

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    […] from M):  This post deserves a Barking Moonbat, don’tcha think?  Oh, Barky…. BC and Misha were ALL over this one at the Antidiotarian Rottweiler.  Go […]

  49. B.C., Imperial Torturer™ Comment by B.C., Imperial Torturer™

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    Ten, :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em69:

  50. Unregistered Comment by DukeFenton

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    Well, now we know why they call it, “Stockholm Syndrome.” :em95:

    What is it about that obnoxious little city that makes people do that?

  51. JetBlast Comment by JetBlast

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    I’d like to nominate the Raytheon Corp. for the Nobel.

    Been in Iraq for just over a week and got to experience my first Iranian rocket attack today in our camp. 3 rockets came over the fence with 1 landing less than 2 blocks away. The Phalanx engaged for #2 and #3 as far as I could tell. Not sure if they were sucessful but all I know is that I’m still here to talk about it. The sound of those 20 mm’s filling the sky with lead was sweeter than the dinner call at the Gore mansion.

    To the passisivist administrations of Carter and Clinton, I can only say “thanks a lot for nothing you limp-wristed cowards”. I can only hope that we NEVER, EVER put a spineless democrat in the Oval Office again. (as if there’s any other kind)

    http://www.spacewar.com/reports/Phalanx_Has_A_Future_999.html

    I won’t give my location but we’ve got some pretty cool equip. here that can track the origin of the rocket launch….and we responded within minutes….with pinpoint accuracy I’m sure.

    Note to Hillary: Never send a politician to do a Presidents job.

  52. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    JetBlast

    Glad to hear you and your buddies are OK! And I also hope that you nailed the bastards hard and good!

    It is sincerely hoped that your next Prez has a set of cojones big enough to finish the job, and finish it well. And that you avoid suffering through Communism, Socialism and Hillarism (synonyms in my book)after your next election.

    I wish you well JetBlast, take care of yourself, do your best, and return home to your loved ones with PRIDE once you’re done! :em69:

  53. JetBlast Comment by JetBlast

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    Thanks Climber…I’ve got a few pix I can send if anyone is interested. They’re not classified or anything.

  54. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    JetBlast

    Great idea! maybe the Emperor would like to display them to the rest of the LCs as well!