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Re: Rebel Scum “Failed Launch”

Since the Rebel misinformation that this was merely an “accident” continues to circulate in the Empire, LC & IB Beth of the Dept. of Domestic Affairs implored us to put these unsubstantiated claims to rest by de-classifying the following footage.

What you’re seeing is footage from the nose camera of Squadron Leader Civé Rashon (OS-72-1)’s wingman (below the fold because YouTube is, as usual, a piece of worthless crap slowing load times for the front page down to a flippin’ crawl).

All too easy…

25 Responses to “Classified Imperial Footage Released”
  1. LC Gunsniper Comment by LC Gunsniper

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    :em99:

  2. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    :em99: :em99: :em99:

    A thing of beauty, Emperor!!

    (Now let them step aside with that rebel trash and see how it’s really done.)

    (Here’s another.)

  3. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Oh Emperor!

    Not that I want to doubt the Emperor’s might, but are you certain that this was not a mission flown by a Canadian pilot from the Empire? My question derives from the following facts:

    1 = Quick swoop, one shot, one hit strike.
    2 = Target totally destroyed, not just damaged.
    3 = Quick and elegant egress from the engagement area.
    4 = Origin, and subsequent destination of strike craft unknown, the surprise attack thus insuring maximum morale destroying effect on rebel forces.

    I know I’m not the one who flew the strike mission, however the above facts would certainly indicate a highly trained, highly capable fighter jock, and it means a Canadian, no disrespect to my U.S. counterparts intended… :em93: P.S. I have retired in ‘95…

  4. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    And LCs

    I was only joking! Put the tar and feathers away, good folks! :em99:

  5. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    Amazing what they’re able to teach you Canadians at Red Flag, isn’t it? ;)

  6. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    LC Moriarty

    Touche! Although we give some of it back during Maple Flag exercises as well!

    Clear sky and tail wind my friend…

  7. LC HOGHEAD II Comment by LC HOGHEAD II

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    Does Canada even have an Air Force??

    LOL

  8. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    HOGHEAD II

    Sir, as soon as the parts for our Gypsy Moth are in, we’ll find your house and drop a rotten egg on it for posting a comment like this! That’ll learn ya…

    On a more serious note, yes my friend, we fly CF-18 Hornets, built in the U.S.A.! This jock also flew CF-5’s back in the Stone Age…

  9. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    That is funny! I was just laughing my head off.

  10. maxxdog Comment by maxxdog

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    I still think it would’ve been better to take it out on the pad. Along with the entire launch area. Let them call that an accident!

  11. LC Moriarty Comment by LC Moriarty

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    On a more serious note, yes my friend, we fly CF-18 Hornets, built in the U.S.A.! This jock also flew CF-5’s back in the Stone Age…

    … and we thank you for your service to both our nations.

  12. LC 0311 crunchie Comment by LC 0311 crunchie

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    F-18’s are crumb crunchies ultimate goal Hardclimber,once he gets his degree and commission anyways. I have a feeling he would bore ya to tears with his incessant questions about that bird. How long did ya fly the Hornet?

  13. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    You know, on the lucas arts games, I’ve flown all variations of the tie fighter, but my favorite by far and away is the basic model. Easy targeting, manuverable as all get out, difficult to hit profile, and if you throw the Empire’s ROE’s in the trash can and fly aggressively, the rebel scum have no idea how to react, which also helps the kill numbers.

  14. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    :em93: Pretty cool stuff!

  15. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    I still think it would’ve been better to take it out on the pad. Along with the entire launch area. Let them call that an accident!

    No. Let them think they have succeeded. Let them cherish the sweet joy of victory for a fleeting second. That will make the bitter taste of defeat linger so much longer.

    You know, on the lucas arts games, I’ve flown all variations of the tie fighter, but my favorite by far and away is the basic model. Easy targeting, manuverable as all get out, difficult to hit profile, and if you throw the Empire’s ROE’s in the trash can and fly aggressively, the rebel scum have no idea how to react, which also helps the kill numbers.

    Too true. It’s also much more of a challenge. Wiping entire Rebel Fleets out with a single TIE Advanced without as much as scratching the shields just isn’t the same.

  16. Unregistered Comment by LC & IB Random Numbers

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    Shields? We don’t need no steenking shields. They drain power that is put to much better use in weaponry.

  17. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    TIE Advanced??? Only pussies like Lord Vader would enjoy such a thing. I gotta go with Random Numbers…shields just distract from the business of wiping the rebel scum out of my space.

  18. Sir Christopher Comment by Sir Christopher

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    speaking of rebel scum:

    Dragonfly-like critters at anti-war rallies
    Some suspect the strange ‘insects’ were U.S. spy drones
    - Rick Weiss, Washington Post

    you know anything about this, Emperor?

  19. jmaimarc Comment by jmaimarc

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    Thanks! After my day (GMT 2), I needed that…

  20. jaybear Comment by jaybear

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    Sir Chris sez:

    Dragonfly-like critters at anti-war rallies
    Some suspect the strange ‘insects’ were U.S. spy drones
    - Rick Weiss, Washington Post

    far out man…. :em93:…..yeah, I remember my first bong hit

  21. Mike Zeares Comment by Mike Zeares

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    TIE Interceptor was my favorite. Enough speed to handle those annoying A-Wings, enough firepower to easily handle the lumbering-but-tough Y-Wings, enough maneuverability to take out minefields, and no wimpy shields to complicate power allocation.

    The amount of time I spent playing those games boggles my mind, considering how little time I have for such things now.

  22. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    What a hoot!!! LOL!!

  23. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    Crunchie

    Sorry for the late answer…

    This jock has a total of 6821 hrs on jet, mainly T-33s, CF-5s. For the Hornet, total of 2320 hrs. And yes, quite the bird! I miss it sometimes…

  24. Hardclimber54 Comment by Hardclimber54

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    LC Moriarty

    and we thank you for your service to both our nations.

    My privilege Sir, you’re welcome…

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