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So Use the Damn “On” Switch Already!
Posted by: Emperor Misha I in Ecofreaks, Global Wormening9:21 PM
Sir Guido informs us that the Greenpissers in Britain are up to their usual shenanigans, substituting vandalism, theft, burglary and sabotage for actual rational argument, a perfectly legitimate tack when you’re utterly bereft of the latter on grounds of severe infantilism.
Greenpeace, the environmental campaign group, have hijacked a power station in Kent. Their takeover was spurred by the prime minister’s decision to approve the UK’s first coal plant in over three decades.
The Greenpissers are still either convinced that the energy that drives their websites, wordprocessors, printers and G-d knows what else comes from pixies.
At the dead of night, fifty Greenpeacers launched a subversive attack on the Kingsnorth power plant. According to the Guardian:
“One group immobilised the conveyor belts carrying coal into the plant and chained themselves to the machinery. A second group with enough provisions to last for several days, began scaling a 200m ladder up the chimney which they painted with the words “Gordon Bin It”.”
If we cared one whit about what those subretarded chimps were trying to say, we’d start wondering about their choice of words, since they seem sort of, we don’t know, silly to us.
The power station operated by German energy giant E.O.N. is working closely with the police to resolve the matter. A spokes man for the company said, “Greenpeace has every right to express their views, but we don’t think this is the right way to do it.”
“Working closely with the police to resolve the matter?” What is going on with Britain? Here’s how you resolve it, and right quick too: Flip on the switch, start up the conveyors and fire up that chimney and your problems are over in a matter of minutes. The twats chained to the machinery will be pureed and the chimney clowns will be crispy critters.
Notwithstanding this, Greenpeace claim that the protest was not causing any risk to energy supplies. Robin Oakley, a greenpeace campaigner stressed that “Taking one power station off the national grid will not lead to a blackout…There is plenty of spare supply in the system.”
Quit using words you don’t understand the meaning of. That sort of thing is only endearing when done by toddlers without facial hair. For one thing, we don’t much think that the government would commission another plant if there was already “plenty of spare supply in the system.” For another, there’s this little thing about supply and demand that somebody badly needs to teach you simpering snotweasels, preferably by writing it on a piece of paper, wrapping it around a claymore and beating you severely over the heads with it. Here’s a hint: The word “price” comes into play at some point too.
But, throwing aside all logic and reason as well as several thousand years’ worth of learning just for the sake of entertaining your imbecilic “argument”, are you trying to tell us that your “protest” consists entirely of stopping a power plant that nobody needs anyway? Wow! Talk about making yourselves felt.
Now come down off of the damn chimney before we start using you for sniper practice. On second thoughts: Stay for as long as you like.
Morons.
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Remember the good ol days? Back when a group would pull a terrorist act like this and be treated as they so rightly deserve. Those days when the SWAT team would pop the tear gas rounds then go in their with bolt cutters and batons for “Pinata Night”?
October 14th, 2007 at 10:27 PMUsing
I know I’m too old for my age, because that would be a sight to see.
October 14th, 2007 at 10:35 PMUsing
Gee, what is the problem with these idiots? If PM Brown has given approval for another power station to be built, wouldn’t their forcing another one off line for a few days, jeopardizing energy supplies for several days just prove the point that they don’t have enough supplies? Nice showing of what you don’t have floating between the inside of your head you British hippie moron. I’m just waiting to hear the news that Gordon’s Scottish heritage decided to show up and he throws some people welding claymore at you wankers. Morons indeed!
October 14th, 2007 at 10:35 PMUsing
Leoni, the greenpeace types are never concerned when it comes to someone else being inconvienenced by a lack of power. Bet none of them get thier power from that particular station.
October 15th, 2007 at 3:06 AMUsing
Deathkynte,
Probably not, else they probably would not have attacked it.
October 15th, 2007 at 4:23 AMUsing
Oh yeah. I remember Thatcher breaking the unions in England when they tried to blackmail the country into caving to their never-ending demands. I remember the Poll Tax riots (that one I was actually on their side, but burning cars never helped convince anyone). Each time the police responded with measured, appropriate force and quelled the disturbances in a manner that made the Commies/hippies/dirtbags decide to give up and go home.
I miss Iron Maggie. Her and Reagan really should have had their DNA grafted to make a child….. We could certainly do with some of their spirit right now.
October 15th, 2007 at 6:04 AMUsing
Folks,
Greenpeace has become its own worst ennemy over the last ten years (if not longer) with stunts like that.
Now, their goal is only to grab attention, any attention, never mind the environment, that’s just an excuse…
If they are THAT concerned, maybe they should have THEIR power cut off, buy candles and cook over an open pit (watch that smoke!). Sad bunch indeed. And just TRY to reason with these fanatics!!! (hint: talk to a shoe, you’ll have more luck…)
Fuckheads.
October 15th, 2007 at 7:49 AMUsing
Greenpissers cook?? I thought they just ate shoots and leaves. Actually, if they are that upset about coal being used for power, they should all get on stationary bikes and hook them up to generators. But that would involve actual physical work. Sorry.
October 15th, 2007 at 8:04 AMUsing
Cheryl
You are BRILLIANT!!! It would take these wingnuts off the streets AND help provide power! Cheryl, there’s GOT to be an award within the Empire for producing ideas like this one, it’s gotta! (or, at the very least, an Imperial Recognition Certificate).
Anyway, why not submit your idea to the Unbelievably Numb org? If Gore can get a Nobel prize for HIS nonsense, YOU would certainly get one for an idea that actually does something for the environment.
“sniff, sniff” it’s for the children’s future, don’t you see, please Greenpease numbfucks, give it a shot…
October 15th, 2007 at 8:20 AMUsing
Damn, Sire! Do we think somewhat alike, or what?
Fair warning, you silly bastards. That should be their one warning. Period.
Much longer, actually. Those GroanPissers didn’t seem to realize back in the 80s and early 90s that, had the feces hit the air stimulation device and we had to roll out to fire, they wouldn’t have been a notable speedbump for a GLCM truck.
October 15th, 2007 at 8:50 AMUsing
Aw, thanks, Hardclimber!
Actually, imagine hooking up the Gorebot AND Mickey Moore-on to bikes attached to generators? Gloriosky!
You could power up the entire city of Minneapolis.
Where’s that pic BC did of Gore on his bike with his flabby buttocks hanging over the sides?
October 15th, 2007 at 9:28 AMUsing
You’d get even more power if you stuck wind turbines in their mouths (and up Moore’s ass too). I don’t think the bike would work, neither of them seem keen on exercising anything but their yaps.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:35 AMUsing
They don’t like coal fired plants, eh? Turn on that conveyor belt and we can have an activist fired plant. I think it was GreenPeace who had some bungee corded assholes hanging off the Astoria bridge back in the eighties when the Navy was bringing one of the Iowa class battleships up the Columbia for the Rose festival. Talk about a target rich environment.
October 15th, 2007 at 10:06 AMUsing
You know …. the eco-tards stopped doing that crap up here in Oregon.
The last time they did the bicycle lock yourself to a tree thing, the loggers videotaped themselves telling the idiots that they could get hurt if they remained chained up, and that they would cut down the tree in ten minutes.
Ten minutes later they cut down the tree, as the eco-tards tried frantically to unchain themselves while the logger was chainsawing away just over their heads.
By some miracle, no one got seriously injured … and the rural oregon judge just laughed at their attempted lawsuit afterwards.
I think that having eco-tards chained to a conveyor belt will probably not interfere much with the operation of a coal burning plant …
October 15th, 2007 at 10:06 AMUsing
Kristopher
Depends if the said eco-tards are chained on TOP of said belt. The entertainment value of watching them panic once the belt starts would be invaluable! The smell of fresh, terror-induced feces mixed with that of the coal would certainly serve as a valuable deterrent against future stupid moves like that!
October 15th, 2007 at 11:17 AMUsing
I think we should go nuclear, then they can chain themselves to the cooling rods.
In other news, some common sense:
October 15th, 2007 at 3:24 PMGoracle Gets Banned
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Coal and Envirowackos are both made out of carbon. Right? So I fail to see the problem.
Greenies are not quite as compressed, so you won’t get quite so many BTUs, but they should still do just fine.
October 15th, 2007 at 3:53 PMUsing
You got it…fire up the machinery and let em’ die! I remember a mill I worked at many years ago, thinking of one of these fools hooking themselves up to a three hundred horse, four-sixty volt motor….only once, mind you…..
October 15th, 2007 at 8:12 PMUsing
And I’m sure the stack scrubbers could recover all the Dow Chemicals in their bodies…
October 15th, 2007 at 8:47 PMUsing
You know, I do have to give props to the Flinch for having DGSE knock some holes in the GreenPisslams boat back in the 80’s…
October 15th, 2007 at 8:48 PMUsing
a little off topic here,
Air America host randi rhodes got the crap kicked out of her while walking her dog the other night….guess who her fellow AAR hosts are blaming:
You Big Right Wing Bullies, you’re trying to censor us!!!
October 16th, 2007 at 9:52 AMUsing
Yeah, cause Lord knows it couldn’t be some random “victim of a broken economy”, or someone with a “chemical lifestyle choice” in search of fix money who rabbited due to being tweaked to the fucking gills or someone who is “differently moralled” when it comes to kicking the crap out of young women.
Gotta be us Right Wing Halibushbot Death Beasts, gotcha.
Fucking morons.
October 16th, 2007 at 10:07 AMUsing
So, someone in the good county of Kent is fighting the bullshit spewed by Al Gore. Kingsnorth power station is also in Kent, near the Medway towns; I lived in Chatham for a couple of years back in the ’90s. Men of Kent (east of the Medway) and Kentish Men (west of the Medway) always seemed to have a bit more common sense than most - no disrespect meant, NCLivingBrit and all of you other UK folks.
October 17th, 2007 at 5:20 PMH.M. Government decided a few years ago that Chatham would be a good place to put a few universities. Those Greenpeace loons are probably closely associated with that crowd.
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