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In the annals of Stoopidom™, it’s a pretty mean feat to beat one of our old resident LiberIdiot trolls when it comes to outright, blindingly moronical Stoopidness™. Some of you may recall our long-lost Cinderella of the Stalls™, Constance. (aka “cb” or “connie). Her meal card was permanently stamped Warning: Too Stoopid To Chew® from the git-go and she’s gone through life slurping down the Stoopid Shakes™ with blissful glee since the day the doctor dropped her, headfirst, onto the floor of the delivery room. Well, when the minions of The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™ ambled over to The DUmmie FUnnies earlier this evening, we stumbled upon someone so Ass-tronomically Attenuated From Reality™ that he makes “cb” look like a veritable rocket surgeon, in comparison.

(Snide note: It’s a sure bet that he’ll make DJ proud to be on the same team.)

Warning: CAT XXII SPEW ALERT IS IN EFFECT!

F.E.T.E.

36 Responses to “SooperStoopid™ So ÜberStoopid™ It’s Painful To Watch”
  1. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    First-

    This guy needs a contract with the Comedy Channel or immediate incarceration at a facility for the clinically insane.

    Kristallnacht=9/11, now that there’s funny, I don’t care what you say. A MUST watch for a true example of STOOPID reaching a singularity.

  2. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    First, you benighted cock-knockers! :em99:

    I was fortunate enough to be in the bark one night when cb (and yes, IP logs showed it was the real one) blessed us with some prime droolings…

    BUAHAHAHAH!!!

    Edited to add: Yes, I have screenshots. And they’re spectacular.

  3. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Damn you, you miserable Connnecticut Yankee! :em96:

  4. LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR Comment by LC JackBoot IC/A-OBR

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    Well if you let go with one hand long enough to type you might be a bit faster.

  5. LC HJ Caveman82952 Comment by LC HJ Caveman82952

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    :em01: I find this difficult to believe…..now let’s see, suicidal, hateful, especially of self, projected onto others, misinformed, irrational, deluded…why go on, it’s redundant.

  6. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    Well if you let go with one hand long enough to type you might be a bit faster.

    I’m typing with it.

  7. LC Mrs. M-ITT™ Comment by LC Mrs. M-ITT™

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    Well now that was refreshing. I recommend that anyone who wishes to take a trip into the wonderful world of Bulimia be sure to wait to watch that video AFTER you eat so that you will get the full projectile vomiting effect. Not because you will get ill….you will simply be laughing too damn hard. :em01: :em01:

    Blasphemizing??? :em01: :em01: :em01:

    Hey…someone get his phone number as we’ll hook him up with cb. Those two are perfect for each other. :em94:

  8. Serious Sean Comment by Serious Sean

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    What a moron…where the fuck did he get that information from??? BTW, Mrs. M-ITT, let’s not encourage this asshat to reproduce. Humanity as a whole will thank us.

  9. Bill H, Resident Car Guy Comment by Bill H, Resident Car Guy

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    BTW, Mrs. M-ITT, let’s not encourage this asshat to reproduce. Humanity as a whole will thank us.

    Serious Sean, I’ll almost bet that “Tab A into Slot B” wasn’t part of his lifes’ curriculum. Like I said over at PJ’s, Mel Brooks was more accurate with “History of the World, Part 1″.

  10. Unregistered Comment by LC Dan

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    When I see stuff like this, I am conviced we are nearing the end. I wonder if God will just pick up his marbles and go home after watching things like that.

  11. chuck Comment by chuck

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    Did anyone else catch Rep. What’s-her-name start to mouth off about the First Ammendment in the top video? She wanted them to be allowed to spew that crap. Maybe the guy in the bottom video is the love child of her and Dennis Kucinich.

  12. Unregistered Comment by leoni2, LC

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    Gee, where did this moron hide himself for so long? :em01: :em01: :em01: I can’t stop laughing. What sunday school did he go to, so I can tell his pastor or whoever taught him that crap that he or she is a bigger fool than the one opening up his stupid yapper. :em99: :em99: :em99: :em99: What a tool!!!!

  13. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    :em99: :em99: :em99:

    (*speechless*)

  14. BigDogg Comment by BigDogg

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    Fanusi:

    I keep saying that it’s people like this that gave us Eugenics in the first place. You know what I mean?

    Amen. What burns me is that brain-dead individuals like this are allowed to vote. Publik skrool edyuhcayshun at its finest.

  15. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    The bit that I still can’t get over is ‘Jesus was hung’. Er… I don’t want to have to ask, but isn’t this the single most famous incident in the history of the world and he’s getting it wrong? I mean, it really is something that everyone knows, isn’t it?

    Maybe he was fantasizing about the size of Jesus’ you-know-what? Of course, that leads to other questions since, according to this drooling imbecile, “Jesus was hung for ‘blasphemizing’ (whatever the Hell that might be, because it certainly doesn’t appear in any dictionary that I own).” The world’s first penis enlargement scam? Quick, let’s ‘blasphemize!’

    Other hits: “It’s just one Bible.”

    I can’t wait to read all the other ones! Is this like “Harry Potter”, where we have to wait breathlessly for the next installment? (Only to find out later on that Moses was teh ghey, I suppose. But I digress…)

    Finally: “And stop drinking!”

    Sorry, dumbass, but the mere thought that you might one day reproduce (if you manage to drug your sister enough for her to let you) is more than enough reason to START drinking!

    Heavily.

  16. Unregistered Comment by Uchuck the Tuchuck

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    How I wish I had had that kid in one of my history classes. Grading his papers would have been like dynamiting fish in a barrel.

  17. Lady Heather Comment by Lady Heather

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    Okay, I’ve finally stopped laughing…

    Questions:

    What’s the background of this dude? Is he a muslim?

    Wonder if he’s got a history of, or at least a family history of, schizophrenia? (He sounds like a classic case.)

    Think he might have Moses and Mohammed mixed up? Or does he think they’re the same person?

    I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t so damn funny.

  18. Emperor Misha I Comment by Emperor Misha I

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    What’s the background of this dude? Is he a muslim?

    Publik “Skooling”, more like.

  19. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    I’m with Fanusi’s comment in #12. I couldn’t finish watching as I’d forgotten to wrap my head in duct tape before starting. I could feel my head getting ready to explode and had to stop.

  20. Unregistered Comment by nerbygirl

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    Aren’t you all curious as to who EMPLOYS this moron? Or do you think the living room behind him is his mommy and daddies?
    If he’s at mommy’s, she’d better check up on him soon and get him back on his meds.

  21. ohio right wing nut Comment by ohio right wing nut

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    Hoo-kay

    Dude serious, put down the bong and get help man.
    Hurry before BUSHCHENEYROVEHALLIBURTON sends the sooper secret men in the black helicopters to take you to one of their “reeducation camps” :em98:

  22. Terrapod Comment by Terrapod

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    GAAK-HAKKK!! I just threw up a furball and I am not even a Roman feline. I nominate this incoherent protoplasm for the official title of Press Secretary to the Daily Kos and Moonbats everywhere. Did not think anyone could surpass Baghdad Bob but it seems I was sadly mistaken. And yes, I really, really do fear that this fellow and many more like him VOTE… probably Hillary’s base…unless!!….. Run Nader, RUN!!

  23. Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur Comment by Blackiswhite, Imperial Agent Provocateur

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    Well if you let go with one hand long enough to type you might be a bit faster.

    I’m typing with it.

    Well that explains it. Having to stand that close to the keyboard made it so you couldn’t read what you were typing. *sorry Bacona, you really couldn’t expect me to pass that one up, could you?*

    As for “Drinking with Bob”, *sighs*, it isn’t often we are treated to such a prime example of stupidity surpassing the point where it should be painful and actually exceeding the point where it should be fatal. I truly believe autonomic functions are the only reason this oxygen-robber draws breath. He is obviously too stupid to remember to breathe on his own.
    I guess there is no stupid like publically announced stupid. His parents must be so proud.

  24. Son Of The Godfather Comment by Son Of The Godfather

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    I highly recommend reading through all the DUmmie FUnnie articles… It’s one of my daily stops!

  25. chuck Comment by chuck

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    OT but you really need to check this out -
    http://www.libertyforall.net/?p=974

  26. DдrтH бдкфи Comment by DдrтH бдкфи

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    I think by “Drinking with Bob”, he’s referring to JR “Bob” Dobbs…

  27. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    I’m in a real quandry here. I am staunchly anti-abortion, but in HIS case, not only would I probably be pro-abortion, but I’d probably vote to make it retroactive!

    And, I may be sorry I asked this (I mean, this IS the Rott…), but what does F.E.T.E.mean?

  28. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    I think it means “Fuck ‘em. The End”

  29. ziske68 Comment by ziske68

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    It would be hilarious if it weren’t so sad.

  30. LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R. Comment by LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R.

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    Irish19. Makes sense. YOu’re probably right. Thanks.

  31. LC Hardclimber54 Comment by LC Hardclimber54

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    Folks

    This is a perfect example of what being on heavy drugs does to the human brain, although I am debating if the name “human” applies to this, this, this… whatever it is. Somebody, anybody, tie him (it?) up and send it back to wherever the fuck it came from! I am an atheist, and even I know more about the Bible and the New Testament than this, this, this… whatever it is, does!!

    “Stop drinking”!?! Coming from this, this, this…
    Heck, as soon as I get home today, I’m guzzling six cold ones just because it said I should not, so there!
    Sweet Swinging Mama, there is NO WAY that this, this, this… can possibly operate in our reality.

    Any doctor out there willing to prescribe 100cc of Thorozine (or whatever) twice a day for life for this, this, this… whatever it is!?! :em41:

  32. Unregistered Comment by irish19

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    Skye Child,
    You’re entirely welcome. All part of the service.

  33. Unregistered Comment by Sunfish

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    Islam: born somewhere back in the sixth or seventh century AD.

    Sunfish: born somewhere back when the hippies were just starting to turn into disco assholes and the Grateful Dead were going through their annoying jazz phase.

    I guess they have been around longer than me. We should stop blasphemizing this guy before Da Jooz hang us too.

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    The sad, sad consequences of Lib-think trutherism taken to its natural conclusion…

    His Imperial Evilness’ henchman, B.C, the Imperial Torturer, posted it last night, and then the Jawa Report had it up, too - so I decided that I couldn’t resist, either. Folks, take a look at the most idiotic, history-impaired, stupid, deranged, and …